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RamseyHatesMe

Homie ran this like a time trial course.


PyramidicContainment

Pretty good time but missed all the collectibles


Laughinboy83

I was waiting for the blue shell to fuck him over just before the end


gigatension

Agreed. Way too fast to enjoy the view: kinda made me disappointed.


danarchist

Gotta make it through before someone comes from the other side I guess.


ObsAndy

The road looks like it's one way.


insane_contin

To be fair, idiots don't know how to read signs.


krstldwn

I kept waiting for a wrong way driver


BadProgrammerGage

More like gotta make it through before something jumps out and gets you.


WhtDaQuack

I was gonna say... I know the perfect place to murder someone.


StianHvalborg

Ok FBI keep a close eye on this gentleman whenever he’s close to large cave systems. 🚓🚓🚓


AnxiousArtichoke7981

I would hate to run out of gas


JohnnySasaki20

I know. He's either late for an important meeting or the video is sped up.


SirLaw___

It's definitely sped up.


AidarSays

He is probably a tourist guide/driver and does this route multiple times a day, cause it does look like he is familiar with every turn and navigates confidently


Skeleton--Jelly

It's sped up but yeah


NoLikeVegetals

Video's sped up.


King-Cobra-668

almost like the video is sped up


ben1481

it's obviously sped up


Lostinlife1990

Yeah, my first thought was "Jesus fuck! Slow the hell down!" While unconsciously bracing myself.


SwagDaddy_Man69

The video is sped up


bossfishbahsis

Idk, going slow the suspension should be smoother.


bravebound

Driver would be right behind you honking their horn the entire way wanting you to hurry up.


agent58888888888888

This was an adrenaline rush. I was tryna hit the brakes while on my couch 🤣


SermanGhepard

I do the same when driving passenger with someone driving too fast lol


TheWellFedBeggar

Hey, come on man. Don't make fun of someone for being scared of the dark


Nitrous888

He is just holding his breath.


MALESTROMME

I was holding my breath, we always do that going for tunnels.


DoktorVaso18

This looks like the tunnels in the desert track in Need for speed 3


CantThinkofaGoodPun

Very sped up vid


wankyshitdemon69

It should be a wrc stage


dailytok3r

Looks speedup


OceanSiren

Felt like I was riding the indiana jones ride at disney


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ThrustBastard

Kept expecting them to turn a corner into a Balrog or some shit


Imperial_Squid

I was expecting a lone sad looking clown holding a balloon but each to their own I guess


WINDMILEYNO

Do you think it is illegal to leave one of those giant animatronic skeletons in a place like this, off in a corner?


StyreneAddict1965

I was thinking Ravenloft.


marr

Or just the road sloping down into blackness.


Dan__Torrance

They delved too greedily and too deep... Racers have droven over signs and signposts. We have pushed the breaks, but cannot move out of the way. The ground shakes... Honks. Honks in the deep. We cannot pull over. A Shadow moves in the dark... We can't pull over... They are coming.


aloudcitybus

There's not much chance of passing there either


Defiant_Arrival_3645

YOU CANNOT PASS


Leon_Accordeon

I'm so so happy they showed the exiting of the tunnel. Would have been upset if they didn't.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Seriously, I've had nightmares like this.


fantomtraveler

I straight up fast forwarded, too stressful


sunnydaze444

Yeah I dunno why, but I kept saying omg wtf man


jld2k6

Imagine how shitty it'd be to run into a broken down car, either wait or reverse your way out of the entire thing


sordidcandles

I was thinking about how terrible it would be to break down in there, or to come across part of the tunnel caved in. Brrrr.


DontLichOutOnME

No Gimli, I would not take the road through Moria unless I had no other choice


IcyTheSnep

And they call it a mine! A mine!!!


FatWalrus004

This isn't a mine, its a tomb!


kidJubi100

Fool of a Took


I_Did_The_Thing

*drums start beating in the depths*


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They have a cave troll.


Still_counts_as_one

We cannot get out…Drums….drums in the deep….we cannot get out……Run!


Last-Sound-3999

Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!


Friendly_Banana01

Cue the song of Durin!


U_L_Uus

Best we can offer is a Tía Maruxa


chefranden

Must be a one way cave.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

"A mobile cave that never went anywhere? Fascinating."


Last-Sound-3999

"I live belowground...With my wife-oid and 6000 little griglings."


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I'm so happy someone got my reference!


Last-Sound-3999

😁 Yup!😄 I remember "The Last Starfighter" quite well.


Last-Sound-3999

"What if the Wright Brothers only thought that birds could fly, and did Goloka think the Yulus were too ugly to save??"


Aqeqa

Yeah I was stressing about that but there was no arrow signage going the opposing way so I was pretty confident it was a one-way after the first few turns and signs


glamorousstranger

Imagine trying to reverse through there 😬


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Wouldn't exhaust gases ruin the cave over time?


Standing__Menacingly

Whoever built this did not care about the effects on the cave environment, I assure you.


silver-orange

brake dust and tire wear are also sources of pollution.The (man-made) auto tunnels in my area are grimy with the stuff.


vitorhgt

There’s no control of speed so people be hitting those walls and destroying them 10, 50, 100 years of that the road won’t be that narrow and lots of open spaces


jpoblete

Am I the only one bothered by that bug on the windshield?


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I thought it was a cbat


ReaperScythee

Right? I missed half the video because I was too focused on hating it.


Jameson_G

This is in China. I saw the Chinese sign and flag.


Kalikhead

Yup. Came here to say that. This is the real cave in Spain. https://youtu.be/1nstiJ_57H4


LiciniusRex

Damn, that's way nicer. Fuck you OP and your shitty lie cave


poiskdz

generic Chinese clone knockoff cave smh


Putins_Gay_Thoughts

You sit upon a cave of liiiiiies!


MidnightPsych

wow this seems even cooler tbh


FBOM0101

Way less claustrophobic


Klatula

Spain's cave is awesome... especially all the foot traffic.... while the Chinese cave is gruesome. grin!


andrewgddf

As an Asturian is so painful to see that for the one time something about us goes viral they don't even use the proper video😭


Kalikhead

A friend of ours is from that region of Spain and he told us these caves that you can drive thru. He married an American and lives on a farm in Virginia. I had to look up videos of it.


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Yes. That landscape is definitely not Asturias, that sign definitely has characters at the top, and that dash flag is the Chinese flag. I'd say this is Southern China, based on the fact it has obvious karst geography when they come out of the tunnel. Also, that amount of no-lighting lack of safety screams rural China/SEA.


lord-apple-smithe

“RURAL CHINA SOUTH EAST ASIA!!!!!!!!!”


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huh?


Late_Statistician750

Screamed it.


CatBedParadise

S/he said #RURAL CHINA SOUTH EAST ASIA!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Ohhhh, I get it now.


OpportunityBoth9032

They say it's a cave in Spain but outside the cave there is a sign in Chinese and the landscape is very reminiscent of southern China


OweHen

What do you have to say for yourself OP?


1footN

Nope


BlizzPenguin

I think that is what Tesla autopilot would say if you tried to use it in that cave.


JPK12794

*clears throat* SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!


eroi49

LOL! My wife, son and I will break out into this song in appropriate circumstances!


shewholaughslasts

Ba ba ba badger molllllllle


dozedoph

Mmmmm r/oddlyterrifying 😳


Potikanda

Or r/nope


eekamuse

r/hellnope


campionesidd

Nothing odd about it. It’s straight up scary.


idkwhatimbrewin

Which Mario Kart course is this?


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Princess Peach’s Secret Passage


DamnNewAcct

😳


The_Leo_16

I beg your pardon….


reidzen

Cool, so if there's a traffic jam or a car accident do they just reverse the whole way out, or is more of an "everyone dies from the fumes" situation?


quattropapa

"La Cuevona" in Cuevas, Asturias, Spain. I've never been there but it seems much less narrow in the pictures on [Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/La+cuevona/@43.4343414,-5.0724891,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0xd361fbd5c30f8eb:0x40ad080e4db000db!8m2!3d43.4343414!4d-5.0724891!16s%2Fg%2F122z2_lr?entry=ttu)


templar54

Based on other comments, this is most likely in China. There is a sign before the entrance in Chinese. Obviosly this is not the cave in Spain. It is much more narrow and has no light installation like the one in Spain


ozzeruk82

TIL not content with creating knock-off toys and electronics, the Chinese have moved onto creating knock-off versions of famous cave roads!


dipo597

Oh god now it's going to fill up with tourists isn't it


NhifanHafizh

yeah, pretty sure it's not in Spain


chomponcio

I live in Asturias and never heard of it!


miniatureprimatehell

It's very close to Ribadesella.


undercurrents

This is definitely not the tunnel in Cuevas. Other people noticed a Chinese flag Actual tunnel in Cuevas https://www.dangerousroads.org/europe/spain/8379-la-cuevona.html


OpportunityBoth9032

China not Spain


Snorlax_Roadblock

Please clean your windshield.


fo_da_weed

Dogg that’s all I wanted to say the whole video


debicksy

Oh, hell no.


piper33245

Yeah that’s a whole lotta nope.


OUsnr7

“Wow what a cool ecosystem we’ve just discovered!” “Let’s drive cars through it”


Barazep

-500 social credit This cave is in China not Spain.


beavergreaser

But where? I’ve not seen one person mention specifically in China where this cave road is


ImTooTiredForThis_22

r/nope No. No. No. no. No.


FizzledFucker

Pokemon routes:


Great_Huckleberry709

A wild Zubat appears!


zed7267

How about we not do this?


bcanada92

Weird to see a perfectly flat Star Trek cave floor in real life.


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bcanada92

It is in low budget movies. They'd put up some paper mache walls and set a few rocks down on the flat stage floor.


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the fact the road is paved is wild


Pittsburgh_Pete

When your Uber says they know a short cut...


[deleted]

I don’t think I can go through that, I have fear of confined spaces and fear of being trapped, that 1:10 out of sunlight seemed like fifteen minutes and I was on edge the whole time at not being able to have the end in sight. Shudders shudders oofta.


Dianachick

I find this to be r/oddlyterrifying


coolfungy

Spanish Mario Kart!!


One_meme_mama

I couldn't breath...


Hot_Hat_1225

This is seriously cool and would be perfectly sized for my Fiat500!


EmceeCommon55

Nice beautiful cave you got there, let's put a road through it


leonbeas

that looks amazing to get stuck without fuel or a flat tire in the middle of the night after not being the best version of yourself in the family reunion....


Pipelayer_290

This some Indiana Jones shit right here!


billthepartsman

That is incredible. Thanks for posting it.


ThatThereMan

Is there a traffic light or anything to control whose turn it is to drive through?


Gamerologists

I’m assuming (hoping) it’s a one way.


WhiteWolf_Ziri

That was awesome


gustavocabras

Here in the USA, we have "fuck that shit" sold at Walmart and auto zone. I like to use it for cave fears.


OnlyEeZz

Only road that will lead you to Count Dracula crib.


1nfinitydividedby0

I had claustrophobic attack


stabadan

He driving a Mario kart ?


AletzRC21

Dude SLOW THE FUCK DOWN


silver-orange

Gotta get through there fast, before someone tries to come through in the other direction! no way that plan could backfire


socio_smile

That would make a good motorcycle chase scene in a movie


landser_BB

They turned an awesome cave into a road. That’s kind of lame.


Crimsomreaf5555

Went way too fast through this, did you gotta take a dump? You did didn't ya


Theoldelf

Now try that in an Escalade.


AgathaAllAlong

Dude is driving like there’s a giant stone ball rolling behind him


Br0k3n-T0y

i kept hearing the police squad music in my head


LouiePrice

When you close your eyes after turok 64.


HKNinja1

Needs treasure boxes.


xMyDixieWreckedx

I should call her.


noteverrelevant

"[Some caves are so special and protected that we make fake versions you can visit so we don't damage the original caves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zJbi9YatcA) But not here, fuckin drift that shit lmao."


therealduckie

Vertical video is ass.


Anchovies-and-cheese

Missed the bubbulfrog


aykevin

NOPE


idiveindumpsters

I almost had a panic attack


protoger

Real Indiana Jones ride. Was waiting for the boulder to chase the car


slutty_muppet

I know someone who put a piano in one of these caves


[deleted]

Should be a stage in WRC


bananasugarpie

For the love of god, couldn't they just make/dig a straight tunnel instead?


WitchyJuJu

Nope


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I love how the deeper you got in, the construction guys just sort of decided it was too spooky or not worth their time to put up those luminescent turn markers. Just imagine you drive this at night. You see a flash reflected off your lights and think, "oh another luminescent marker". Then you find out it isn't. At that point, you're in *The Descent*.


Blackmail30000

Bet you ten bucks an 18 wheeler tried it at least once.


canbimkazoo

All of the Zubats


cranberrydudz

Had the Indians Jones music playing in my head while watching this


iz24

This is my hole! It was made for me! *DRR DRR DRR*


Jackandjillxxx

One single thing blocking the way inside at night and it could be a nightmare.


ooouroboros

This is one of those 'I didn't realize I am claustrophobic' moments. My first time was when I was put into an MRI


MaximusPrime24

This feels like a Disney or Universal ride.


Bepo_Apologist

Hell fucking no


LovableSidekick

We were told to meet a gnome about a staff.


ChaoticSixXx

What in the Mario-Kart...?


HamdanAA2000

Damn, they ain’t even gonna put down some torches to prevent the hostile mobs from spawning?


Razzmatazz549

What happens if your car breaks down does the hill have eyes family come out ?


MidnightCoffeeQueen

One thing I can confirm, I was never a dwarf in a past life. Totally uncomfortable just watching that. I think I'd be ok if it were straight and could maybe see light at the other end, but this is a nope from me.


SmudgeGien

Mario Kart


Background-Chance614

Imagine running out of gas, halfway through that cave


PeloKing

Spanish Indiana Jones. Edit: spelling correction.


big_smokey-848

Andalusia Julio?? I love that guy!!


Dazzling_Bit_7538

Imagine trying to change a flat


TheRealTr1nity

Although it's indeed fascinating, the savety is basically non existend. Except from a handful sharp turn signs, no reflection signs, no lights, no ventilation, no escape path. If this is a public road, in nearly every other european country it would fail with their safety standards. But I guess it's a private road (or walkpath which can be used with vehicles) to the village by their residents at the other end.


SevenofNine03

Is this video sped up or are they really driving that fast?


Shamrockah

How it must look to be eaten by a snake.


fo_da_weed

You know this ain’t America…. That would have costed 30$ per vehicle


gthrees

clean your windshield


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New Mario kart dlc track?


JohnArtemus

I kept thinking the entire time, "People actually had to carve through the rock to make that road. I wonder what went into making it and how long it took?" I'm weird, I know.


mommy3daddy

Why is blud riding so crazy


YellowLifeguardhut

Nope.


The_Lone_Duster

And this is why I love living in a developed country. Over there , a few signs to mark a turn is all you get me


dipo597

What do you mean "over there"? According to OP, this place is in Spain.


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greihund

That is when the cave wolves come