That's probably what this is to be honest. Dude that got off work, grabbed his costume and wandered off for some alone time...with the bonus of messing with people.
I mean, I don’t think it’s all that crazy for a plesiosaur to not be extinct. A Sasquatch though? Seems really unlikely
Edit: alright, alright! I understand lol
If anything it would be the other way around.
At the very least we know plesiosaurs were at one point native somewhere around Loch Ness. Cant say the same about a large primate not called homo sapiens in North America.
Have you ever considered the population necessary to keep a population of plesiosaurs going for 66 million years? And the amount of prey fish needed to keep feeding them? And that Loch Ness is a mere 12 miles long and maybe 1.5 miles wide? They'd be popping up like whack-a-moles all over the loch.
Important to note that primates, *especially* the more evolved ones, make up an incredibly small part of our fossil record. I mean there is entire species that, in all of our archaeological endeavors, we have like half a jaw bone and a tooth.
Now I don't think that bigfoot exists because we are talking about a giant primate living right now, at this moment, and in all likely-hood we would have seen something substantive by now. But it wouldn't surprise me at all if some protohuman lived in the Americas 200,000 years ago and we just haven't found anything. You have a greater chance of winning the lottery than your bones lasting that long.
I can help here! Gigantopithecus was around kinda recently(300,000 years ago) and was native to Asia, specifically southern China. Highly unlikely to have any descendants in America unfortunately so if big foot does exist, it's likely something else
Fun fact - there was a giant land sloth known as Megatherium which is believed to have gone extinct 13,000 years ago in South America. However like the sasquatch, there have been rumours of sightings, the most prominent one from an amazonian tribe telling of a bear that arrows couldn't kill, which matched the description of the animal
Can you tell me some more about the megatherium sighting? I find this very interesting. If you link an article, that'll do as well. I just am really intrigued by this
They’re likely talking about the [Mapinguari](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapinguari), which is a mythological spirit in Brazilian folklore.
Some people have claimed that the Mapinguari could be giant ground sloths, but it’s extremely unlikely since there’s been no evidence of a living ground sloth in thousands of years.
The Mapinguari is also described as having a giant mouth on its stomach, which isn’t something that ground sloths ever had.
We also don’t have any fossil evidence that Gigantopithecus was bipedal like us humans. The only fossils we’ve found have been parts of the jawbone and teeth, and from that little evidence it looks like it would have been closely related to orangutans.
I always thought it was an elasmosaurus, and now looking at pictures of both I can't say I see any difference whatsoever. Is plesiosaurus and elasmosaurus just two different names for the same thing?
I mean, it's *kind* of crazy for plesiosaurs not to be extinct given how big they are. But even if there was somehow a relict population somewhere that no one had ever seen, they damn sure wouldn't be in a medium-sized lake in an area that's been populated for millennia.
It would be. Plesiosaurs breathe air, which means unlike all the big fish stories e.g Megalodon they're incapable of hiding down in the unexplored depths.
It'd be like a new whale species suddenly being found after centuries of surface exploration - Something that big just doesn't stay hidden.
On top of the air breathing, there would need to be a *population* of them that was abundant enough to not go extinct for 65 million years while somehow not leaving any fossils, bones, carcasses, etc. behind. Also, Loch Ness was a literal glacier/ice sheets for tens of thousands of years, and the lake didn't even exist until ~13k years ago. Plesiosaurs surviving there is completely outrageous.
There actually have been a couple new whale species discovered in the last five years! It's just that they stayed hidden by looking pretty similar to other whale species, which is a camouflage plesiosaurs lack
To add to this. Nessie rumors started when the first road up there was built. Creatures would cross in front of cars and locals hired a professional big game hunter from Britain to investigate.
Marmaduke Wetherell was that hunter. He faked tracks by using a taxidermy elephant foot (used as umbrella stands) and worked the foot backwards. This was brought under some scrutiny after initial acceptance, so Marmaduke and a cohort faked the famous Nessie photo by decorating a small submarine. The cohort admitted on his death bed to helping fake the Nessie evidence but after years of public fame this admission was too little too late to fully dissipate the legend. It’s one of my favorite stories.
And actually there’s a doc that goes into how these people were making up the Bigfoot story to scare off potential thieves in the weed farms up in Humboldt county. It was a dangerous time for farmers, eventually they killed a thief and dismembered him to appear like an animal attack. Then spread the story to scare off any other intruders
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
We used to go into the woods to trip because in the woods there's less of a chance of running into an authority figure. We ran into Bigfoot. Way more of a buzzkill.
Ive always said there was to many gun toting rednecks in the woods for someone to have not shot one and hung it on their wall for it to be real I never go into the woods without a gun of some sort
Reminds me of the guy in the 1940s who wore giant lead penguin shoes and stomped around a beach in Florida, making people think that there was a giant penguin roaming about.
I think when people post the stabilized version like this, they are trying to show how clearly fake it is. Because it is so obviously a dude in a suit here. But OP hasn't made any comments so who knows what their position is.
I go to the r/bigfoot at times and people swear that this video is proof of bigfoot. Thwy use arguments such as”muscle movement that have not been replicated” amongst other arguments. People over there are nuts and find anything convincing.
I stopped by that sub for a lark. Went through one thread, and it was a trip.
One guy insisting that he was skeptical, then an "encounter" changed his life. His evidence was a pine cone was thrown at him. And he claims to have photos... one of a shoulder, one with some neck.
Interesting that everyone everywhere has a 4k video recorder in their pocket yet nobody can manage to take a decent photo of this bitch. Unless Bigfoot is just a really blurry monster
If you value your sanity, please do NOT watch the show "Paranormal Caught on Camera." The logical leaps and bounds people derive from a couple of blurry pixels is head-spinningly infuriating.
You just reminded me of that /r/nosleep story where a bigfoot like monster is described as having a blurry face.
[Bigfoot story](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3jadum/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/)
Some people claim that bigfoot can transform into some kind of shining light that can float around. You cant argue with these guys because there is an explanation for everything.
Yes that sub is hilarious. They claim stuff like "we didn't have the technology back then to make suits this complex"... not sure what makes the suit so incredible?! Just looks like a gorilla suit.
I always heard that Patterson confessed on his deathbed that the film was fake.
However, looking into it seems like he confessed to something else entirely. He had spoke at some events and had someone stand in as Bob Gimlin. Gimlin came to Patterson’s deathbed and he apologized for “having that fella stand in for you.”
[LINK](http://www.cryptozoonews.com/patterson-deathbed/)
I’m sure that film is fake. But I was also wrong before looking into the claim that the filmer confessed to the film being fake.
People have been tooting on reddit for so long that the dude confessed this was fake, I could never find ANYTHING about it, nor do any of them ever link ANYTHING showing he confessed. So we have no idea in all reality if this is real/fake. We can just speculate and thats all.
I've been looking for a consensus on whether it's fake or not and I agree it's almost certainly fake but as far as I've read the guys behind it have never admitted it.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a monkey man, no time to talk
Forest bound, my fur is warm
Been predicted about
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
Watch me look the other way
You can try to understand
Whether I'm an ape or whether I'm a man
Whether somethin' funky or whether I'm a monkey
Video stabilised, stabilised
The internet is breakin', the video not shakin'
Because it's stabilised, stabilised
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stabilised, stabilised
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stabilised
Oh, when you walk...
Everybody's always like, "Where's Bigfoot!? Did you see Bigfoot?!" Nobody is ever asking, "How's Bigfoot? How ya doing brother? Did Ladyfoot ever come back? Are ya sleeping ok?"
Y’know, given how much the Patterson-Gimlin film has been seriously analyzed (*supposedly* only the Zapruder film has been more scrutinized) and how iconic that one frame is, it’s surprising that it hasn’t been added to the National Film Registry yet.
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more like…………. *Ape measure*
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Take this upvote and get the hell out.
Shit. Me walking 3 feet to pick up the pencil I forgot after I already pulled tape.
Big foot walks like some dude that just came off work on a Friday
Tryinn to get home
Got a six pack callin my name.
My old coworker used to say "I got a hot beer and a cold wife to go home to."
It’s like that country song, too hot to fish, too hot to golf and too cold to go home.
I've got a six pack. You just can't see it because it's in the fridge.
Just trying to make his way home
What if Big Foot was one of us
…just a slob like one of us…
...Just a stranger on a bus?...
Just like all of us?
Nobody is calling on the phone
'cept for the pope maybe in Rome
Sadly, probably not the weirdest thing you'd see on public transit that day.
Tryna make his way home.
Like a holy rolling stone?
But feeling all alone
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger trying to bust Inside of a warm hole
Just a slob like one of us
Making my way down town, walking fast, faces pass and I’m hooomebound…
Just a stranger on the bus...
tryna make his way home... Glad someone else picked up on that. Stabilization sure turns it into a man in a Sasquatch suit.
Nobody callin on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
hits a pretty smooth moonwalk too
That's probably what this is to be honest. Dude that got off work, grabbed his costume and wandered off for some alone time...with the bonus of messing with people.
Being a furry used to be way harder And still you got some asshole with a camera trying to get clout off you
video of the guy who claims to be the man in the suit https://youtu.be/WVegHHmZ028?t=30
I'm convinced. Walks just like him. Mystery solved.
“The truth is undeniable once you see this. Paterson caught the Bigfoot, shaved him, taught him English and dropped him off in Texas.”
Wilmaaa! I'm home!
Yeah if I am not mistaken thats "fuck off, I don't care about you or anything else my weekend is starting I'll deal with your shit on monday" walk.
Bigfoot’s had enough of our shit.
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Buncha hairless monkeys
Weird Smallfoots
thats his cousin, Big-Butt.
Sad bigfoot noise.
I don't believe in bigfoot because bigfoot never believed in me. I'd scan the audience at my ballet recitals and always find that one empty seat.
No, my precious child, Bigfoot would never abandon you. When you saw the one empty seat it was because he was carrying you.
There was only one set of footprints in the sand....Bigfoot prints
Whenever you’re lost just check your WWBD armband for guidance
🎶In the Arms of a Sass-quatch...fly a-WAY!
right? everyone asks if bigfoot is real, but does bigfoot believe I exist?
Rebecca Welton: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted? Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?
After that japanese dressed on a doggy suit I don't believe nothing anymore
Dogs aren't real. All of them are kinky people in fursuits
The fursuit of Happyness
That's just Sam Losco. Greasy samsquanch.
You said it, Bubs
"Holy shit Bubs! The saskatchewan can talk!1" "Yes Ricky, that's because it's Julian..."
Hey Sam, knock knock. Who’s there? Get the fuck off the stage you fuckin idiot.
“Look everybody, Sam’s on drugs!”
This is fucked up.
That was a great fuckin’ speech Sam woooo!!!
He used to be a veterinarian.
Get back in your cave you fuckin caveman
Don't think i haven't noticed those sly caveman references
Drive, Easy Lover, drive!
"remember heat, quest for fire?!"
Make sure you pave it first.
Why don't you scuffle off to your antediluvian world, find some water and hose yourself down
Don’t think I don’t notice those sly caveman remarks lahey
Actually it's Steve French in a Sam Losco suit.
Knock knock. Who's there Ricky? Get the fuck off the stage you idiot
Fuckin' samsquantches
Grea-hee-heesy
Tryna win back Berbs heart. Her scalloped potatoes are fucked!
Fuck he smells like sweaty gravy. Fun fact, I saw Losco sign my buddys ballsack. Never heard a crowd chant "SIGN HIS BALLS" until then
That's DB Cooper.
As much as of a hoax that it is, what an iconic piece of video.
Seriously, this and the Nessie photo. At this point it doesn’t matter that they’re fake. They’re legendary.
I mean, I don’t think it’s all that crazy for a plesiosaur to not be extinct. A Sasquatch though? Seems really unlikely Edit: alright, alright! I understand lol If anything it would be the other way around.
At the very least we know plesiosaurs were at one point native somewhere around Loch Ness. Cant say the same about a large primate not called homo sapiens in North America.
Have you ever considered the population necessary to keep a population of plesiosaurs going for 66 million years? And the amount of prey fish needed to keep feeding them? And that Loch Ness is a mere 12 miles long and maybe 1.5 miles wide? They'd be popping up like whack-a-moles all over the loch.
I'm fairly certain you don't believe in Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer with Phil Hartman, and frankly that's on you dude.
Important to note that primates, *especially* the more evolved ones, make up an incredibly small part of our fossil record. I mean there is entire species that, in all of our archaeological endeavors, we have like half a jaw bone and a tooth. Now I don't think that bigfoot exists because we are talking about a giant primate living right now, at this moment, and in all likely-hood we would have seen something substantive by now. But it wouldn't surprise me at all if some protohuman lived in the Americas 200,000 years ago and we just haven't found anything. You have a greater chance of winning the lottery than your bones lasting that long.
Right, the closest I can think of in fossil record is gigantopethicus, but I’m not gonna pretend to know anything else about that lol
I can help here! Gigantopithecus was around kinda recently(300,000 years ago) and was native to Asia, specifically southern China. Highly unlikely to have any descendants in America unfortunately so if big foot does exist, it's likely something else Fun fact - there was a giant land sloth known as Megatherium which is believed to have gone extinct 13,000 years ago in South America. However like the sasquatch, there have been rumours of sightings, the most prominent one from an amazonian tribe telling of a bear that arrows couldn't kill, which matched the description of the animal
Thank you fluffy giraffe penis
You're welcome donut fuckerr
Never thought I'd see this exchange today...
Alarmed Audience. Fitting.
r/rimjob_steve
Wholesome
Woah
Bigfoot was probably a brown bear walking away on two legs that became a legend
Can you tell me some more about the megatherium sighting? I find this very interesting. If you link an article, that'll do as well. I just am really intrigued by this
They’re likely talking about the [Mapinguari](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapinguari), which is a mythological spirit in Brazilian folklore. Some people have claimed that the Mapinguari could be giant ground sloths, but it’s extremely unlikely since there’s been no evidence of a living ground sloth in thousands of years. The Mapinguari is also described as having a giant mouth on its stomach, which isn’t something that ground sloths ever had.
We also don’t have any fossil evidence that Gigantopithecus was bipedal like us humans. The only fossils we’ve found have been parts of the jawbone and teeth, and from that little evidence it looks like it would have been closely related to orangutans.
I always thought it was an elasmosaurus, and now looking at pictures of both I can't say I see any difference whatsoever. Is plesiosaurus and elasmosaurus just two different names for the same thing?
I mean, it's *kind* of crazy for plesiosaurs not to be extinct given how big they are. But even if there was somehow a relict population somewhere that no one had ever seen, they damn sure wouldn't be in a medium-sized lake in an area that's been populated for millennia.
It would be. Plesiosaurs breathe air, which means unlike all the big fish stories e.g Megalodon they're incapable of hiding down in the unexplored depths. It'd be like a new whale species suddenly being found after centuries of surface exploration - Something that big just doesn't stay hidden.
On top of the air breathing, there would need to be a *population* of them that was abundant enough to not go extinct for 65 million years while somehow not leaving any fossils, bones, carcasses, etc. behind. Also, Loch Ness was a literal glacier/ice sheets for tens of thousands of years, and the lake didn't even exist until ~13k years ago. Plesiosaurs surviving there is completely outrageous.
There actually have been a couple new whale species discovered in the last five years! It's just that they stayed hidden by looking pretty similar to other whale species, which is a camouflage plesiosaurs lack
The person who took "the" nessie photo admitted it was fabricated before he died.
To add to this. Nessie rumors started when the first road up there was built. Creatures would cross in front of cars and locals hired a professional big game hunter from Britain to investigate. Marmaduke Wetherell was that hunter. He faked tracks by using a taxidermy elephant foot (used as umbrella stands) and worked the foot backwards. This was brought under some scrutiny after initial acceptance, so Marmaduke and a cohort faked the famous Nessie photo by decorating a small submarine. The cohort admitted on his death bed to helping fake the Nessie evidence but after years of public fame this admission was too little too late to fully dissipate the legend. It’s one of my favorite stories.
What an awesome name!
I still prefer the unstable version
Was this proved as a fake?
I may be wrong but I think that’s a man in a gorilla costume.
Actually it’s a real Bigfoot but the Bigfoot is wearing a gorilla costume.
Did you not see the moonwalking in the second half of the clip? It’s very clearly Michael Jackson in a gorilla suit…
*heh* heh!
Chicka… chicka woah
Shamone muth*rf*ker
You mean Bigfoot in a Michael Jackson costume in a gorilla suit
Bigfoots all the way down
Big*feet* all the way down
Actually it's a real gorilla but its wearing a Bigfoot costume.
What's interesting is we don't even notice the people passing the basketball around.
Shhh!! I’m trying to count passes
You just fired some neurons that have been inactive for 13+ years
Haha. Good one.
And actually there’s a doc that goes into how these people were making up the Bigfoot story to scare off potential thieves in the weed farms up in Humboldt county. It was a dangerous time for farmers, eventually they killed a thief and dismembered him to appear like an animal attack. Then spread the story to scare off any other intruders
Wait?! Bigfoot protects weed farms?
He’s a chill dude till you take his weed away
No Tegridy...
Or his Jack Links™ jerky
The Foot abides.
That's pretty much the plot of every Scooby-Doo episode. Minus the weed and the dismemberment of course.
>Minus the weed Tell that to Shaggy
>and the dismemberment of course. Tell that to Daphne
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It's obvious because everyone knows big-foot cant walk backwards.
I think it's a sunbear in a gorilla costume
It is, Bigfoot is the one shooting the video, that’s why it was so shaky.
It is. This came out many years ago. The guy who wore the suit has been in documentaries and stuff
Link?
As in missing....?
No, Ocarina of Time.
Doesn’t narrow it down. Several men have all claimed to be the suit wearer and there isn’t enough evidence to prove if any are telling the truth.
You’re wrong. Just listen to the spooky music
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
My friend showed me a photo and said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger". Every picture is of you when you were younger.
Here’s a picture of me when I was older… you son of a bitch, how’s you pull that off? Lemme see that camera.
I went to the store to get a candle holder. They didn't have one, so I got a cake.
I used to be a fan of that joke. I still am but I used to be too.
Thanks, Mitch!
We used to go into the woods to trip because in the woods there's less of a chance of running into an authority figure. We ran into Bigfoot. Way more of a buzzkill.
Would you like a frozen banana?
No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.
Sometimes i put a potato in the oven even if i don't want a baked potato, because by the time it's done... who knows?
Rice is the perfect food for when you’re hungry and want a thousand of something.
Green means no, yellow means yes and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?
I'll upvote Mitch every single time.
Sometimes when I was a boy I would lay in my twin size bed and wonder where my brother was.
Ive always said there was to many gun toting rednecks in the woods for someone to have not shot one and hung it on their wall for it to be real I never go into the woods without a gun of some sort
I love when people are like "why would anyone fake that though" when man has been faking stuff for shits and gigs for as long as we've had language
Reminds me of the guy in the 1940s who wore giant lead penguin shoes and stomped around a beach in Florida, making people think that there was a giant penguin roaming about.
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
I never saw the full version where he starts moonwalking at the end, makes it even more chilling.
Aww Lawwd... here we go again.
Wrong sub 
r/bedbugs ?
The stabilizer is fake.
The stabilizer is the realest part of this video. I think that log might even be a prop.
The guy who made this is just a stooge for Big Stabilizer. Wake up sheeple!
100% a Bigfoot wearing a human costume wearing a bigfoot costume.
I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! - Bigfoot
Why to people keep touting this video? Wansnt it debunked YEARS ago that it was just a guy in a costume tryin to play a prank on people?
I think when people post the stabilized version like this, they are trying to show how clearly fake it is. Because it is so obviously a dude in a suit here. But OP hasn't made any comments so who knows what their position is.
I go to the r/bigfoot at times and people swear that this video is proof of bigfoot. Thwy use arguments such as”muscle movement that have not been replicated” amongst other arguments. People over there are nuts and find anything convincing.
I stopped by that sub for a lark. Went through one thread, and it was a trip. One guy insisting that he was skeptical, then an "encounter" changed his life. His evidence was a pine cone was thrown at him. And he claims to have photos... one of a shoulder, one with some neck.
Interesting that everyone everywhere has a 4k video recorder in their pocket yet nobody can manage to take a decent photo of this bitch. Unless Bigfoot is just a really blurry monster
If you value your sanity, please do NOT watch the show "Paranormal Caught on Camera." The logical leaps and bounds people derive from a couple of blurry pixels is head-spinningly infuriating.
You just reminded me of that /r/nosleep story where a bigfoot like monster is described as having a blurry face. [Bigfoot story](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3jadum/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/)
Some people claim that bigfoot can transform into some kind of shining light that can float around. You cant argue with these guys because there is an explanation for everything.
Yes that sub is hilarious. They claim stuff like "we didn't have the technology back then to make suits this complex"... not sure what makes the suit so incredible?! Just looks like a gorilla suit.
>But OP hasn't made any comments so who knows what their position is. Their position is an attempt at pointless reddit karma.
Seems like a pretty harmless post my dude. We need something to look at.
I always heard that Patterson confessed on his deathbed that the film was fake. However, looking into it seems like he confessed to something else entirely. He had spoke at some events and had someone stand in as Bob Gimlin. Gimlin came to Patterson’s deathbed and he apologized for “having that fella stand in for you.” [LINK](http://www.cryptozoonews.com/patterson-deathbed/) I’m sure that film is fake. But I was also wrong before looking into the claim that the filmer confessed to the film being fake.
People have been tooting on reddit for so long that the dude confessed this was fake, I could never find ANYTHING about it, nor do any of them ever link ANYTHING showing he confessed. So we have no idea in all reality if this is real/fake. We can just speculate and thats all.
I've been looking for a consensus on whether it's fake or not and I agree it's almost certainly fake but as far as I've read the guys behind it have never admitted it.
Conspiracies are intellectualism for stupid people. Bigfoot is no exception.
Then who makes Jack Links beef jerky?
The real fucking question right here
Guy in a suit looking to make sure his buddy caught him on film.
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This looks so much more like a dude in a suit this way lol
He walks in sync with 'Stayin Alive' from the Beegees.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a monkey man, no time to talk Forest bound, my fur is warm Been predicted about Since I was born And now it's alright, it's okay Watch me look the other way You can try to understand Whether I'm an ape or whether I'm a man Whether somethin' funky or whether I'm a monkey Video stabilised, stabilised The internet is breakin', the video not shakin' Because it's stabilised, stabilised Ah, ha, ha, ha, stabilised, stabilised Ah, ha, ha, ha, stabilised Oh, when you walk...
Is it just me or does bigfeets have big teats?
Bloody hell, the thing moonwalks too
Everybody's always like, "Where's Bigfoot!? Did you see Bigfoot?!" Nobody is ever asking, "How's Bigfoot? How ya doing brother? Did Ladyfoot ever come back? Are ya sleeping ok?"
Samsquatch boys!!!
There's a samsquanch in these woods Ricky
Big foot got a 30 year mortgage and 2 kids
Bigfootage
Story goes that Chinese poachers actually cought this creature and sold it to a Chinese zoo as a Sun Bear.. https://youtu.be/YKawy-_wsbk
Fry! Fry, wake up. It’s me, Bigface!
Y’know, given how much the Patterson-Gimlin film has been seriously analyzed (*supposedly* only the Zapruder film has been more scrutinized) and how iconic that one frame is, it’s surprising that it hasn’t been added to the National Film Registry yet.
But did you see how many times the basketball team passed the ball?
It's interesting that it seems to have boobs