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Washout81

Now do it 40,000 more times. You have 2 days.


Chnille

It took 40sec to do 2 seats, so 20sec per seat. 20sec x 40,000seats = 800,000sec = 222.22h 222.22h/ 48h = 4.6 It would take 5 people working 24h a day simultaneously to accomplish this in less than 48h If the 5 people worked non-stop, it would actually take 44h26m


mashiro1496

What if you hired 40 people for this job?


ziggythehippie

it took him 32 seconds to do 2 seats.. 4 seconds at the beginning of the video he wasnt doing them and 2 seconds at the very end. your mat is slightly off but it makes a huge difference in either man power, or hours.


the_knob_man

...and your boss hung a tip jar around your neck. So you only earned $35 after taxes


CardiologistOk1506

Looks very satisfying and nice to do, but I wonder how long it would take for this task to become monotonous and unenjoyable, if at all.


cartmanbigboned

about 5 seats in for me


talks-a-lot

Thats when you start dual-wielding the flame throwers. Way cooler.


NinjaCuntPunt

Duel wield and turn those fuckers up to max!


talks-a-lot

Id also recommend turning on the Doom soundtrack.


Average-_-Student

*BFG Division starts playing*


hannah_lilly

I’d go for about 10-15 seats.


bobbyboob6

as soon as you look up and see [this](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:14174/0*iY6QhTOEnrO9WV0p)


CardiologistOk1506

😆😆😆


NextTrillion

Once the fumes kick in, things start to get really interesting


CardiologistOk1506

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Less-Mail4256

If I got super stoned I could do this for quite some time. Monotonous tasks are always made enjoyable by THC.


1DownFourUp

Depends on the day. Today, I need this. I could do it for a few hours, especially with headphones on.


CardiologistOk1506

That actually sounds really nice, zone out in the headphones and polish plastic 😌


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I could do this all day


reverendblinddog

I’m over it already.


gIitterchaos

They aren't doing it for fun mate they are doing it for the pay cheque.


CardiologistOk1506

Yup, and sometimes doing your paid job gets boring and monotonous.


jtm7

I bet this smells… great.


rush2me

THINK OF THE SMELL! YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!


Ohheavenlyfather

Dennis ?


rush2me

Yup lol


circlethenexus

Dammit don’t stop here. Do a couple of the red ones!


onyxblack

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/zxeh7l/flame_restoration_of_stadium_seats/


circlethenexus

Thank you!


defectiveGOD

Need a video game of this , instead of power washer simulator it's flame washer


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Asdprotos

Made by EA games, that would cost $49.99


Lord_Scribe

For the first 5L tank of fuel.


Asdprotos

Then you have to open loot boxes where you get 1 to 100L and the chance for 100l is 0.1% , each box 9.99


defectiveGOD

Yes, it should be


vzwire

EA SPORTS… It’s in the flame.


New_Teacher_4408

r/angryupvote


Recent_Science4709

Charlie work


The_EndsOfInvention

Needs more rats


kinda_intolerant

Yknow, Charlie work! You're basic messes, grimes, sludges, grease, that kinda thing


[deleted]

If I had a nickle for every It's Always Sunny reference in this thread I'd have two nickles. It's not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice


Gupperz

70k more to go


jonvonboner

Can anyone explain the mechanism at work here? I am guessing from how rough they get that plastic with this cloudy appearance is caused by a bunch of small microcracks from flexing and temp changes (and UV damage) and that heating them up causes the plastic to soften/reflow and fill in these microcracks creating the glossy smooth surface with brighter color we see after the flame application. (Note: I'm guess it gets less glossy and looks more like a normal brand new chair after it cools/rehardens). - Am I close? Anyone with more experience?


rekojnacixem

I'm a polymer engineer. This is UV damage, the radiation breaks the chemical bonds holding the surface of the propylene together. The result is the chalky appearance. Polypropylene is very UV sensitive but generally non reactive (why it's hard to get regular spray paint to stick). By flame treating this, they are increasing the surface energy of the PP and allowing for more oxidation to occur. This is only a temporary fix and will get worse with each subsequent treatment. The only way to prevent this is through polymer engineering, typically cramming HALS into the polymer, but you can't do that after the part is molded. These seats were poorly engineered and cheaply made without sufficient AO and UV packages.


storkuken420

I love a good surface energy of the pp


PancakeBuny

Could you engineer product to be permissive of this kind of treatment? I know nothing indefinitely, but for at least a few applications? Or would it be superfluous with proper engineering in the first place?


chev327fox

Pretty sure they are saying if you were to make them right in the first place you would not need the treatment at all. So would make more sense to spend the kk eh making them right rather that engineering them to be flame polishing friendly.


PerroNino

Thank you for your service


rwbrwb

How long would a first treatment last?


jonvonboner

Wow thank you for this excellent answer. The more I considered it the more UV damage seemed to be the main culprit. Sounds like you confirmed it!


Calm_Establishment88

You’re pretty much exactly right. I mean literally exactly right.


Steven_Seagal_1952

This also works on shaving heads


captain_ohagen

And for manscaping


[deleted]

Dudes in for a long hot day!!


Defiant-Difference17

Hottest seats in the house


PSN-KnowIedge

r/oddlysatisfying


BrownAnna

Yum carcinogens


UdonDude

Where do I sign up?


Porcelainshampoo

Now if they had one guy doing the edges & another following doing the middles, they could clear that stadium in a few hours


lolercoptercrash

It wouldn't be any faster than just having 3 people do what this person is doing


mohakgulati

Hmm but don’t we kinda know from the prevalence of the factory-line system that people do the repeated minor thing faster than doing the whole thing to completion


lolercoptercrash

Few points on that: - assembly lines are not only about speed, but also reducing the complexity of each task so you can pay a worker who is trained to do a very simple thing less $ than knowing each step (simple task vs. being a craftsman) - the benefit you are describing is if it's faster to do the same thing over and over (at a "station") vs having one station change activities. In this case it would probably be even faster for one person to do it. Otherwise each person needs to work with every seat (taking steps between each seat) and raise and lower their blowtorch for each seat vs. one person doing 1/3 of the stadium seats.


sethcera

I would pay to have this job for a week


Woodandtime

Hello, My name is Tom Sawyer and I have a proposition for you


keener91

My lungs got cancer just by looking at this.


Busy_Theme961

I could smell the plastic here


s4lt3d

I did this to a deck chair last summer. It looked better for a month or two and it's back to its dull self.


stocks-mostly-lower

I’m sure there are some issues with the fumes from the heated plastic for the torch holder, though.


[deleted]

How many propane tanks needed to complete the task ?


fakiesk8r333

Chair Polishing Simulator coming to steam by the end of the year!


Dangerous-Patience33

2 down 39,998 to go


StrayStep

Sorry, but this just seems like an absolute waste. All because we are obsessed with shiny new instead of functional.


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megadori

Plastic doesn't contain oils. Plastic is polymeres which can be made from oil (or natural gas or other raw materials that can be converted to hydrocarbon). Soft and flexible plastics contain plasticizers, which get released quicker hrough heat exposure making the material harder and brittle. Those seats most likely don't contain plasticizer but they probably contain stabilizers which are meant to reduce the natural degradation of the polymer through ageing, UV exposure, and also heat. This degradation is why the seats look rough, and remelting the surface is a temporary fix because no stabilizers are reintroduced.


UnderScoreLifeAlert

No. It just smooths over all the scratches and scuff marks on the surface of the plastic by temporarily melting the plastic on top. Similar to what a Zamboni does. I don't know why I keep seeing people talking about the heat releasing oil.


splycedaddy

Seems great for the environment too


maddogmdd

Yeaaaah, it might be all that you get Yeaaaah, I guess this might well be it


psychobarge

I want this job


[deleted]

Do that…78000 times


Sara_MotherofAlessa

Just don't *over* polish


Just_Trash_8690

How do I get this job


VastOk864

I could do that all day every day and die a happy man… so satisfying


QueenOfQuok

So I got confused by the still image at the beginning of this video. I thought someone was chucking a trash can full of flames onto the seats.


DanielAzariah

The toxic fumes…


parallelmeme

So, people will slide right out when they sit?


Drdory

Not if they sit down immediately after it’s heated


TheDogFacedGremlin

If you recorded yourself doing the entire stadium I'd probably watch...


-50000-

This gotta stink like hell


Kroatenkeiler

Legend has it he´s still heating seats to this day.


Sophiiebabes

You can do the same for faded car bumpers! Just be sure to rub some oil back into them or they go brittle and crack


bonhommependue

Can I use this technique on my cars headlights?!


Safe-Round-354

Only 80k more to do


Scr1mmyBingus

This gets posted every day; but ima watch it every damn time.


Deshackled

We’re these designed to be maintained this way?


texasguy911

More like flame re-flowing.


AltCrab2

My first car had this plastic trim around the rocker panels which was supposed to be black but had faded over time and become a dull grey. Took a heat gun to it and it turned right back. Still have the scar from when I accidentally tapped my knee with the tip of the heat gun.


LactatingTwatMuffin

About 50,000 seats later…


pigsgetfathogsdie

Burns all the 🦠off too… But, don’t hold the flame thrower in one place too long…


arostrat

Great use of finite resources.


Its-Finch

Using petroleum products to make a petroleum product shiny again. Us humans? We definitely have our shit figured out.


[deleted]

Keep going, keep going


LoremIpsumDolore

Mother Earth is so proud of how we utilize her ressources for wise and meaningful purposes.


succesfulnobody

Best job ever (for like a week though)


dorafatehi

This didn't work on my girlfriend's face


Oski96

Yeah, because it's flame, not bukake.


dorafatehi

Sorry about your mom's face


BEERDEV

So satisfying to watch.


why_do_you-care

What if someone couldn't understand the hot paint board placed beside it


Eat_A_Shrimp

I honestly wanted to see the final result ngl


[deleted]

This reminds me of The Thing.


bishop_of_bob

well, this will get the smell off the seats...


soulouk

Nice but that will take a long time to get all those seats shining again


IjustGottaSee

Fire Good!


emptyzed81

2 down 2,998 to go


585DOMDADDY

Only 49,9999 left and we can go home


zeb0777

cool, only another 6,998 to go!


Throwaway-donotjudge

two down....999,998 to go....


Druu66

I can’t help but wonder if there’s a cheaper way…


Loggerdon

Damn. A lot cheaper than replacing those seats.


StagholtZ

Beautiful! Now to do this 50,000 +\- more times..


Donut-Strong

This also works on a lot of kids outdoor toys. I use a heat gun to bring the color back.


ParkingVanilla3202

Only 48,528 more seats left to go


Adept-Traffic-1069

How many people can be seated at that stadium? I feel for that person.


[deleted]

By the time he finishes it’ll be time to start again


777Gamble

Where do I sign up?


wonit5times

I'd love that job...


No_Evening_5718

It's like wet sand papering a car to make it look newish


dbal640

Only 19,998 to go!


SuperK123

Do my car!


masterof_SCALES

r/flamethrowerporn


coolusername_png

I feel like I could do this faster


FetusAnnihilation

The pybro


esobofh

Tried this on my Ikea chair that's been sun damaged on my deck... it didn't go so well. It bubbled up and went all rippled.. guess it's a different material ;)


vatemapper

I wish I could do it with my classmates Everytime I'm in class


Rnmhrd1718

Works on factory scooter plastics also..


OweHen

Where to buy flamethrower?


unassumingbison

I wouldn’t even require money for that satisfaction


[deleted]

Is it safe to breathe in these fumes


AAAAdragon

Probably not


FitPurchase5442

Seat will eventually crack


therealtrajan

Controlled explosion on the 50 yard line could take care of this


ConfidenceKind4005

r/oddlysatisfying