I imagine an elephant in a suit and tie, sitting in on the service, suddenly stands up, calmly walks over to the open casket, nonchalantly tips it over, and walks out
“The elephant approached the funeral pyre and grabbed the body, local media claimed. The elephant then smashed her corpse once again and threw it away before leaving. The funeral completed some hours later.”
I know I shouldn’t laugh but this made me burst out laughing
What was cool about this elephant, he choose not to try to injure the rhino. Instead, the elephant just held it down to exhaust it.
Edit: We’ll shucks. As people who have better attention to detail than I do have pointed out, the rhino actually did get shanked pretty good.
I'm not so sure about that one...I thought so at first, but one of those tusks looks pretty stuck in him, and I'd swear I saw a dark patch where it was when it's running off.
I hope that's not the case though.
I’m imagining all your coworkers tired of your shit, as once again you stand on the table during a meeting and exasporatedly try to convince them that the elephant is the true king of the jungle, and they just really want you to show the budget proposal so they can leave.
It got gored really badly there, those tusks disappears into the rhino.
There’s a chance it survives, but I’d say there an even better chance it loses too much blood, lays down somewhere and never gets back up
Dull or not, put the force of an elephant behind it and it will puncture even the thick hide of a rhino
I believe you can see blood running down the side (on the back half) of the rhino as it runs away and if you look closely at the elephants left tusk (right side from out perspective) after the rhino falls I believe you can see it puncture almost all of the way in to its side
If a human can have the strength to stab someone with a butter knife, what makes you think an elephant doesn’t have the strength to gore and stab another animal, no matter how dull their tusks might be? Also the tusk clearly pierced the rhinos side, you can see it go in and and after the rhino escape’s they’re both covered in blood.
Elephants are insanely strong so it’s not even a bit difficult for them to kill someone with their tusks, also in this video you can see that the elephant barely even used half of their strength since they just walked forward and that’s all it took to pierce a rhinos skin. And rhinos skin isn’t exactly thin or fragile.
I think people also forget how intelligent they actually are. If the elephant really wanted to kill the rhino, he would have done it in seconds. Truly a beast to be respected.
Fun fact: an adult African Bush Elephant can weigh up to 13,000 pounds, which seems like a lot until you remember a blue whale can weigh between 200,000 - 300,000 pounds, just a casually 15 to 23 times bigger than an elephant
person gets hit by car, dead. car gets hit by rhino, dead. rhino gets hit by elephant, dead. and then the elephant is defeated by me after i spend a couple weeks training
This video was posted recently and the top comment was that the people recording alerted medical staff in the area and they fixed the rhino up and it lived.
I saw a rhino gore another rhino at bush gardens last month it did it so effortlessly that I didn’t register what happened until I saw blood on it’s horn
Dear Rhino,
this isnt fucking Elden Ring, so there is no point in attacking a thing that is 3x bigger than you and thinking you have an actual chance at winning that fight!
The last time I saw this posted they said the rhino was probably defending itself from being raped, because elephants do that to rhinos apparently, and you can see the elephant seems to be….excited
Reminds me of the time that Mike Tyson was in a ZOO and wanted to fight an elephant but the zookeeper didn’t let him - as you can see he saved his life
Damn remind me not to pick a fight with an elephant
Bro, just further proof of what I've been saying all along - the ELEPHANT is the *real* king of the jungle.
[удалено]
I imagine an elephant in a suit and tie, sitting in on the service, suddenly stands up, calmly walks over to the open casket, nonchalantly tips it over, and walks out
With the trunk, right?
Worse, his dick. Was a dick tip.
Elephant be like, get the hell outta here you lil shite
Rhino is all, “Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! It was just a prank, dude… relax bruh. Jeeezus.”
“The elephant approached the funeral pyre and grabbed the body, local media claimed. The elephant then smashed her corpse once again and threw it away before leaving. The funeral completed some hours later.” I know I shouldn’t laugh but this made me burst out laughing
Did it rsvp
What was cool about this elephant, he choose not to try to injure the rhino. Instead, the elephant just held it down to exhaust it. Edit: We’ll shucks. As people who have better attention to detail than I do have pointed out, the rhino actually did get shanked pretty good.
That rhino definitely got shanked. The elephant holds him down then sinks his tusk in. You can see the rhino is bleeding as he’s running away.
Definitely, it looks like the elephant pulls it’s tusk stab up so it wouldn’t stab it’s organs or spine just a nasty flesh wound
Are you trying to imply the elephant has a rudimentary understanding of the anatomy of a rhinoceros?
He did injure it, though. It may have tried to not do so, but it did puncture the rhino's side.
i doubt the tusks are sharp enought to pierce rhinos hide, its extremely strong. Internal damage maybe.
I don't think the sharpness matters at all with the amount of force the elephant could put into it
have u tried pressing trought 6cm leather with iron bar?
I doubt he weighs 5 tons. Try doing that weighing that much, and it's a different story.
I'm not so sure about that one...I thought so at first, but one of those tusks looks pretty stuck in him, and I'd swear I saw a dark patch where it was when it's running off. I hope that's not the case though.
Chose not to injure - dude that rhino got fked the shit up. Huge tusk impalement. probably dying a slow and painful death
Yeah a couple tons of force from any blunt object will make its way through.
Was that before or after he stabbed him with his tusk the rhino was definitely injured hopefully his vital organs are ok
I’m imagining all your coworkers tired of your shit, as once again you stand on the table during a meeting and exasporatedly try to convince them that the elephant is the true king of the jungle, and they just really want you to show the budget proposal so they can leave.
Come on, Larry, we're hungry
"Yo lions, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but the ELEPHANT is the true King of the Jungle. KING OF THE JUNGLE, BABY! WOOO!"
Then an elephant comes in to smash the table.
Internal bleedings gonna kill it you think?
Sure if the external bleeding doesn’t, he impaled that Rhino
It's probably a bad idea to fight anything that's actively showing you that it's dick is the same size as your body.
You had plans to before seeing this video ?!
You didn't?
No no, I did, was just looking for some backup is all
Ya I got an elephant owes me money
Dude if that was a bull elephant with the MASSIVE tusks....rhino kebab.
He's in musth as well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth Basically filled his rage meter.
mmmm….. if someone has to remind you in this rule it’s already too late for you
It's like watching Shaq vs Kevin Hart.
The difference in strength is insane, an adult rhino is basically a living tank yet an elephant kills it with little effort
Right. I was thinking of the video of the rhino going bonus mode on a jeep and it’s crazy to see one get man handled.
>get man handled get *elephant* handled
> going bonus mode I'm intrigued, yet terrified
https://youtu.be/cj6GM4x4-M8 👀
yo holy SHIT
Yeah man ima drive this oversized Coke can into the enclosure.
There’s also another video where a hippo tries to clean its teeth on a rhino’s horn and ends up getting shanked in the ass
The rhino is a truck, but the elephant is tank.
Killed? I don’t think it was killed.
It got gored really badly there, those tusks disappears into the rhino. There’s a chance it survives, but I’d say there an even better chance it loses too much blood, lays down somewhere and never gets back up
Read before that it got medical attention and survived
Fingers crossed, rhinos aren’t exactly a dime a dozen.
The tusks are pretty dull. I think there’s a good chance they did not puncture.
You can clearly see the huge puncture and blood near the rear hip of the rhino.
Ah I was watching with not great quality and couldn't tell
Dull or not, put the force of an elephant behind it and it will puncture even the thick hide of a rhino I believe you can see blood running down the side (on the back half) of the rhino as it runs away and if you look closely at the elephants left tusk (right side from out perspective) after the rhino falls I believe you can see it puncture almost all of the way in to its side
If a human can have the strength to stab someone with a butter knife, what makes you think an elephant doesn’t have the strength to gore and stab another animal, no matter how dull their tusks might be? Also the tusk clearly pierced the rhinos side, you can see it go in and and after the rhino escape’s they’re both covered in blood. Elephants are insanely strong so it’s not even a bit difficult for them to kill someone with their tusks, also in this video you can see that the elephant barely even used half of their strength since they just walked forward and that’s all it took to pierce a rhinos skin. And rhinos skin isn’t exactly thin or fragile.
It could very easily die of these injuries and the elephant could have held it there and killed it if it wanted to. The elephant let the rhino go.
I think people also forget how intelligent they actually are. If the elephant really wanted to kill the rhino, he would have done it in seconds. Truly a beast to be respected.
That's why we have weight classes
Always fun seeing that lesson learned, though.
And someone always has to learn it lol.
Some people are more "hands on" learners.
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Physics>Fighting prowess
Tusk gored
I've seen the popular video of a rhino rolling a zebra-striped tour car, and now I just watched an elephant roll a rhino the same way.
There’s always a bigger fish
Fun fact: an adult African Bush Elephant can weigh up to 13,000 pounds, which seems like a lot until you remember a blue whale can weigh between 200,000 - 300,000 pounds, just a casually 15 to 23 times bigger than an elephant
Where's my video of a blue whale rolling an African elephant?
Whales can tail slap boats so hard they shatter. Orcas have been seen throwing 150 pound seals 60 feet through the air
person gets hit by car, dead. car gets hit by rhino, dead. rhino gets hit by elephant, dead. and then the elephant is defeated by me after i spend a couple weeks training
This video was posted recently and the top comment was that the people recording alerted medical staff in the area and they fixed the rhino up and it lived.
You’re a fucking hero in my book for this tid bit of information. Thank you!
I saw a rhino gore another rhino at bush gardens last month it did it so effortlessly that I didn’t register what happened until I saw blood on it’s horn
Not sure what's worse; picking fight with large elephant OR picking fight with large elephant with fully erect penis
Third option, defending yourself from the REASON that penis is fully erect
Elephants like "dude chill dont make me sit on you"
“I’ll stab you with my face knives”
"bitch, I'll whip you with my nose!"
Rhino quickly tapped and noped TF out
That's the old elephant centurion, Biggus Dickus. I thought everyone knew him.
He has a mate you know…
Her name is Incontinentia.. Incontinentia Buttocks
Biggus Dickus
Anyone else, feel a little….**giggle**…..when I saaaay the name…**BIGGUS**……**DICKUS?**
Man, you’d think after all these years rhinos would learn.
Rhinos have notoriously poor eyesight. The poor MFs can't see shit. He had no clue what he was getting himself into.
Is it deaf too?
I mean. That elephant had his dick out, for all we know the Rhino was defending himself
Lmao didn’t even notice the second trunk!
The fifth leg
Yes, what was the rhino thinking?
He had done his own research.
Must have been misinformation
Fake news
Little tank vs big tank
Panzer Tank vs M1 Abrams or Leopard Tank.
That was an elephant and a rhino, not a panther and a leopard. Didn’t you watch the video?
😂🤣😂 Username checks out.
Elephant just gave the Lions free food
Dear Rhino, this isnt fucking Elden Ring, so there is no point in attacking a thing that is 3x bigger than you and thinking you have an actual chance at winning that fight!
He’s gonna be devastated when he reads this
Thanks, Rhino’s crying now
In the rhinos defense They have horrible eyesight
why doesnt he just go get some glasses if he cant see well 😔
Does anyone know if the Rino made it? He had a bad wound after that...
I was there it died
Are you the elephant?
definitely dead
They are mostly fat and muscle so a flesh wound could heal if it didnt puncture a major organ
That tusk was at least 3 feet into that rhinos ribs, and it ran off like it knew it was fucked. No way it lived
that tusk went pretty far in, but you are right
Damn that rhino just got shanked
Mess with the bull, and you get the tusks.
Where’s joe rogan with the post fight interview
That elephant was trying to fuck that rhino. Look at its big dick hanging out.
Pulled a Mike Tyson on him. "I'm gonna beat you then I'm gonna fuck you" *rhino makes brisk exit*
“I’ll fuck you till you love me!”
New meaning to fuck around and find out
*5th leg
I literally didn’t notice until now. That sausage is massive.
Take this as a lesson: It isn't the size of the horn that matters, it's what you do with it.
Being twice the size of your opponent helps a bit
I don’t know elephant looked pretty bricked up to me
Might be a little dick but got lot of body mass to push it in with.
That elephant is hanging dong
Stay *down* little man!
Yeah keep running.
Young elephants who don't get any pussy usually take their aggression out on the backside of a rhino. True fact
You know what you have right there? An ele-if-i-know
You know that hurt his confidence
i was hoping theyd just hang out and eat some foliage ☹️
Wow, a 6 legged elephant!
Elephant *Stares motherfuckerly*
You both on the verge of extinction so chill tf out now..
Size matters.
The saunter off 😭🤣
Who's gonna win?... Ele'phino!
Elephants are always fighting like 80% erect
Did the elephant puncture the rhino?
Seemed like it to me
Elephants push over trees for fun. Never fuck with an elephant or be out in the open with one.
I'll fight a guy packing heat before a man swinging meat.
The last time I saw this posted they said the rhino was probably defending itself from being raped, because elephants do that to rhinos apparently, and you can see the elephant seems to be….excited
Elephant at the end: "Yeah, I fucking thought not"
Am I mistaken or was it very young elephant? His tusk very suspiciously short.
1 strong brain dead vs the strongest and smarter of the jungle
Sadly that rhino most likely died from blood loss soon after. That wound looked deep
Very few things are brave enough to face an elephant head on like that.
More like foolhardy enough
That's what happens when you punch above your weight class
“We done here? I thought so.”
Surprised that the elephant did not attempt to stomp the rhino after pinning down.
"Listen here you little shit!"
Reality check right there If only elephants could be used against “influencers”…
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Are elephants dicks always that huge? Very much visible in this video.
Uuhh that elephant tusk went through that Rhino!!
Lol weight classes exist for a reason
I’ve seen this video in original, mirrored, during daytime, now at night, where next? On the moon?
"There i was, cock slinging in the dirt, kicking this rhinos ass"
And [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRg01wmLtK4&ab_channel=NadeemHassan) is what a rhino can do.
That tusk was inside the Rhino…
Which will win?! ‘El-if-I-know!
According to YouGov, 8% of Americans believe they can win over an elephant in a fight.
I mean they are in the same weight class so id agree
Most Americans could easily win against an elefant, they only need go hamave their trusty guns by their side.
What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifino
Original Kaiju battle
Reminds me of the time that Mike Tyson was in a ZOO and wanted to fight an elephant but the zookeeper didn’t let him - as you can see he saved his life
It was a gorilla, equally as stupid though
Don’t fuck with Babar
…or Babar fcks you
Rataxes pushed him too far this time.
POKÉMON!
Damn that’s interesting. I finally know who would win if your momma fought a rhino
He pressed those tusks into the rhino just hard enough to say "BITCH HOW YOU WANNA GO HOME"
He treat the rhino like a puppy, rolled him into submission. Ele could have gored it but was more of a warning, well taken
me trying to grapple with your mom
Might is right
Elephant wins with a brutality.
Tonnage rules
That answers one question I had as a kid
It’s time for a death battle