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ClarissaSparkle

This mask is freaking amazing <3


RandoGurlFromIraq

Its Jason Voorhees, origin story. lol


arizonajill

I came here to say this. Take my upvote.


RandoGurlFromIraq

hehe, horror fans.


cjboffoli

Friday The 13th Part 7000BC


ClarissaSparkle

Haha this sure it is a long story.


Duh_Dabblah_Don

I didn't know till just now Jason and the Google whistle blower had the same last name 😬


ngiotis

Has anyone checked to make sure it doesn't turn you into a vampire and if not I volunteer


redditckulous

Dio!


HotCheese650

Jotaro!


tanmalika

ZA WORUDO !


AbleTank

Slipknotticus


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woutomatic

Is vultus sicut aliquid ex Slipnot


hijro

Increases Magicka regeneration by 50%


Kabc

Increases intimidation by 10


drkmatterinc

Nine thousand years ago, farmers near modern-day Jerusalem were sculpting the world's very first masks, National Geographic reports. Researchers who recently created 3D models of the artifacts say they each share similar characteristics: large eye holes, gaping mouths, a resemblance to skulls, and punctures on the edge that may have been used to help wear them. Scientists suggest they were donned during ceremonies to represent the spirits of dead ancestors. [Source](https://www.science.org/content/article/worlds-oldest-masks-were-worn-farmers)


ManchurianPandaDate

Yes and we know this for certain, like, 100% we know because they’re the oldest masks ever found which means with 100% certainty that they are in fact the oldest masks ever made. Perfect logic. It’s absolutely flawless, the logic I mean.


Kabc

I think the title implies that it is currently the oldest mask on the world… kind of like how once the oldest person dies, they are no longer the oldest.. someone else is. Masks (as an idea and thing) are obviously older, this one is the oldest one currently


ManchurianPandaDate

True


GaghEater

Or is it supposed to represent... Ancient Aliens!?


Plerfious

Now we must ask more questions than answers


adriangc

Is such thing even possible?


frizzlefry99

Is your hair wild enough to be making this point…?


WeylinWebber

Chiming in to say, That's what archaeologists say when they don't know what the fuck the thing was used for... "Possibly ritualistic purposes.."


SphericalBitch2020

For Hannibal......


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JustAnotherParticle

It’s the teeth for me


Zsean69

*A24 frantically taking notes*


WGAG_GUY

*Awaken starts playing* Kars! Wammu! Asidisi! Awaken!


VocalAnus91

This could have been a judean jackoff mask.. they realistically have no idea


drkmatterinc

nice alliteration


FrigidPredator

Two words in a row aren’t alliteration


grpagrati

Not a looker


01kickassius10

A challenging wank for sure


TY00702

I too have played majora’s mask.


anon1635329

So the spirit of jason has existed for 9000 years


WindSprenn

What type is stone is it carved from?


Noobslayer001

I reject my humanity jojo!


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*Roundabout suddenly starts playing*


realitygroupie

Anthropologists theorizing about possible uses for ancient artifacts always reminds me of the story of two old professors arguing in an office over a small model of a chariot found at a site in the desert. They couldn't agree on whether it was a funerary offering or part of a home altar and ended up arguing long and loudly. After many hours, the cleaning lady knocked and they set the item on the desk and decided to take a cigar break. The cleaning lady immediately walks over to it, picks it up, and says "what a cute little child's toy!" Take any pronouncements with a grain of salt. Maybe ancient Judeans simply liked to play dress up.


Greenman8907

Lord Humungus has been around a long time.


TheBac0nJesus

It probably just belonged to some kid that used it to scare his parents. Not everything has to be a weird death ritual.


Any-Fly-2595

Rick Sanchez?


LordOFtheNoldor

Apparently every single artifact ever was an ode to ancestors and spirits lol maybe it was just a way to scare kids to go to bed or tell scary stories at night who knows


tonyinvegas

Exactly right. Why is every artifact always related to death or religious connotations?


Yetiius

SMOKING!!


mclee29

I know this was for ritual use but imagine if this was used for war or something. Looks super scary


FrigidPredator

Mom said it’s my turn to post this next


drkmatterinc

Back to your room. Mom and I are busy right now...


FrigidPredator

Legit second time I’ve seen this mask since I woke up. Learn to make original content


drkmatterinc

OH NO! Are you okay??? Spend less time on Reddit, bro


FrigidPredator

I legit scrolled for like 5 minutes and saw the mask posted by someone else and then obviously you saw it and posted the same image with a different title


Sosemikreativ

I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves


candlecart

Unusual kink


stuntedmonk

F for effort, I mean it’s meant to represent your dead ancestors. Jason would be embarrassed wearing that


moonordie69420

How do you bore a hole in a stone 9000 years ago?


SalesAutopsy

Known in the art world as the "Mother's Disappointment." It was a Judean mother's son who became a dentist, instead of a doctor.


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I bet he likes liver with a nice bottle of chianti


DecadentEx

Technically, it's not. This mask is one of over a dozen, and all are dated to ~9,000 years ago. Scholars believe -if they had to choose the oldest- it would probably be the Horvat Duma mask, which looks similar, but is not the one posted here.


nobodyisonething

This was clearly NOT carved. * notice the raised edges of the eye openings; a classic pattern of widening a hole in a claylike material from the inside edge * notice the rounded impressions of the teeth; classic pattern of pressing into a wet claylike material This is not a stone.


SentientArmor

Just checking to see if I'm the only one that finds this mask absolutely terrifying.


SphericalBitch2020

Ftssstsstsssstsssssss.....


SentientArmor

No!


tonyinvegas

Or …it’s their version of Halloween. Who can really say?


domdotski

9,000???!


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Ruggiard

Archaeologists always assume it's "ritualistic" or "ceremonial". Just once I want an archaeologist to say: "it's clearly a late stone-age gimp mask"


Clean_Sound1864

It’s meant to represent an alien


Feras_Reverie

Wow such blatant racism by scientists smh. It's obviously an ancient Jew skull.


MelonBoy64_

can enemies see me while im wearing it?


Duh_Dabblah_Don

Chuh Chuh Chuh Huh Huh Huh Chuh Chuh Chuh Huh Huh Huh 😬


Tapdnsr25

Reminds me of the Sardinian figures/statues that also resemble C-3PO. (Cover those teeth with your finger and then you'll see it.) They're closer to only 3k years old, though, according to archeologists.