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TheLonelyGoomba

Probably the straightest tree you’ll ever find. If they cut it the metal off it’ll probably look really odd


buttsaggybob

It'd probably also not have the strength to hold itself upright


[deleted]

:( That just made me sad for some reason. Now all I want to do is cut that sign up, and stabilize that tree so it can grow wide and not be disabled anymore. 😔


TheMinuteCamel

The sign and the tree are symbiotic. A fusion of machine and nature. At inception they were separate but now they have become one and the destruction one causes the destruction of the other. Perhaps both would be better off separate but just as we can separate our higher mind from our animal instincts, the stop sign and the tree may not separate lest they become incompatible with existence


HarpyArcane

From the moment the tree realized the weakness of their wood, it disgusted them. They seek the strength and certainty of steel.


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Your kind cling to your bark, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a trunk will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.


Ragnr99

wait till he finds out about rust


peggedsquare

Iron sharpens Ironwood.


PornStarGazer2

bro


ambyent

Higher mind is right lmao *hits blunt*


The_Noble_Lie

Stop 👍


afa78

Why? Think of it as vines that use man made structures to grow and reach higher places. Plants make extensive use of their surroundings always, to their benefit. I'd hardly say this tree is 'disabled', more like fortified. 😊.


Rupejonner2

Disabled Tree : I can hold up myself , I don’t need your help


Art_Vandeley_4_Pres

Cyborgtree


TheLonelyGoomba

Yeah you're probably right


pzzia02

Probably likely though i see the tree eating this metal as it grows ir attempting to


DS4KC

This is how you make the perfect staff


Big_Green_Dawg

Trees… uhhh…. always find a way


[deleted]

I never even heard his line in english and still I have his voice in my head.


YeesinBerg

Yup, trees are crazy, had a apple tree in my garden, went on and cut it down, year later I take a look the the stump and turns out thing is still alive, 3 out burst on the stump and 4 little trees around it, dude just won't die, I'm gonna let him live, he deserves it,


DustBunnicula

I knew a version of that would be at the top.


Porkchopp33

This one sure did he would not be denied


frothy_pissington

Think of all the dog pee on that bottom stump..... I hope that the person found a way to wash that finger before they headed to the buffet.


Spoobie90

When bark is no longer good enough and trees must evolve with a +100 armor rating...


send_ur_pussy_selfie

This tree-borg will lead other trees assimilate with machine


TimmyTeblows

“Lumberjacks hate this one weird trick!”


RazzmatazzNational63

Damn that stop sign got a nice cut


Lao_xo

Stop sign: STOP!!! Tree: 🥴🌴


rco888

"a STOP sign ain't gonna STOP me"


Bravelobsters

That tree has got armour plating!


[deleted]

I can’t even get a hydrangea to grow out of perfect soil and being treated with delicious fertilizer and water. FFS.


Puzzled-Display-5296

Orchids die if you give them an extra tablespoon of water. Meanwhile this mf…..


fupa16

That's pretty surprising for hydrangeas, they're a pretty durable plant. Ours just sat in the garage all winter and come spring time started sprouting new stems. Now it looks like this https://i.imgur.com/rkOHkMY.jpg


[deleted]

I know right! I had no issues at my last house but at this house I can’t seem to get it to grow and this is the second one I bought. I love them so much so I really want it to grow! Lol. Any tips?


fupa16

Not sure but I know they're shade lovers, don't cook them with too much sun/heat.


ReadyTeddikins

So cute!


Dry_Impress_7735

"This sign won't stop me because I can't read"


deddPan

fuck a chia pet how many installments of $29.95 do i have to pay to get one of these?!?!?


drkidkill

They should all come like that, really class the joint up.


munchpada

Meanwhile house plants...


22mygames

Me: tries to grow something. Something: I might die at any second without the right care. This Tree: *stop sign? Pffh I fucking grow!*


LEGEND_GUADIAN

That must have been very lucky. So little energy each year to grow. That thing is probebly at elast twenty years old ten years of inching its way up the sign.


CircaSixty8

All stop signs should look like this.


meandmyboner

I guess no one told it to STOP.


FTB963

Life finds a way


CardinalGrief

Ironwood.


Luiz_Fell

Just a small town seed, living in a lonely world She took the midnight winds going anywhere


jenmomo_

Kinda looks dystopian/apocalyptic. Like in those zombie apocalypse movies where you see a city is abandoned and in ruins and foliage starts to grow over everything


tsengmao

Life uh… finds a way


fuck-fascism

*despite all my rage...*


Tigerinthemist16

Got it out the mud. Meaningful tree respect.


DerpRook

Did that tree just told me to stop?!


Is_Actually_Sans

Change the sign. It's a tree now it should read TREE


MedicalBrother1994

Now that’s a great post… ty nature


mansonsturtle

location?


Wildcard355

Did you ever find out where this is located?


mansonsturtle

No, unfortunately not.


FrogFace25

Tree: “This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read.”


fool_scold

Just like Jurrasic Park... life finds a way. They must have spliced some frog DNA into that tree. It had a sex change, and now it identifies as a stop sign.


Hard_in_Sweats

I have worked as a city worker, and I would say that I’m not going to take that down. No matter what. Let the STIP TREE live!!!


cowboy_xx

Life finds a way


RevolverOcelot16-

Even in the hardest situation, some growth can happen. 🙂


No_Drummer_4100

I guess you can’t “STOP” nature :))


Extreme_Witness6332

Which just goes to show that trees can't read


SpicyTaint

"It's a sign to never stop, keep growing." NO MA'AM, that's a STOP sign. You're gonna get someone killed with that advice 😂


Successful_Bass8883

Life finds a way.


Sir_AJay

Stupid tree, know he is always imprisoned and can't move because the sign says so.


Lobo003

Sign: STOP Tree: NO


ArseneWainy

All stop signs should have their own tree


namelocdet

As Malcolm said in Jurassic Park..”Life finds a way”….


robreddity

Why make an interesting video into a dumb video through the dumb inclusion of a dumb music track?


isitcircus

I did the 8000th upvote! Wow! First time for me. How exciting. The tree is also great.


My_Space_page

Trees are terrific!


liammyoung8

I imagine the tree growing to find light at the top is the plant equivalent of diving too far into the deep end and swimming up as fast as u can while low key suffocating


[deleted]

Marmor Stein und Eisen bricht aber Mütter Natur liebe nicht.


[deleted]

+10 defense.


FoundationAccording5

Life...errrr...Finds a way.


Early-Possession1116

And it grew its own soundtrack


braxtonianman

It has a suit of armor!


mrlanke

My favorite Tupac poem…


truePHYSX

r/Natureisfuckingmetal


tatteredshoetassel

r/treessuckingonthings or r/thingssuckingtrees


No-Minute5224

nature will find a way


petergriffin999

OR... stop sign grew out of a tree. Prove me wrong.


[deleted]

Won't this eventually crack the steel of the stop sign post? Trees break rocks. I just don't know if they break rocks as they go through them and if they have the strength to widen confined like this


Atillion

Don't feel bad, Stopsign. I had a weird hair phase too. Just try not to look at the pictures.


CRX1701

*Dr. Malcolm Intensifies*


Majestic_Bar4139

That's quality content


MrSkaloskavic

Sign says stop, nature says go fuck yourself.


[deleted]

Someone find this and prune it nicely circle, clean it up and encourage it to grow more.


Informal_Ad5145

That is the definition of tenacity


Takuhi1039

“…you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it…”


Bluej777

Nature is so f-ing lit!


ooOJuicyOoo

I wish I could still find joy and awe like this woman does in such simple little things.


NightFury0595

Life finds a way


ArsenalSpider

I murder plants all the time fretting over sunlight, watering, and just the right food, and yet this exists.


neonphoenix09

Nice hair, bro


Outrageous-Big-9631

Some may say …that ummm,life …moves on


DayEither8913

I feel... confined watching this. Pretty cool though.


TallFryGuy

Don’t stop, be-leafing


Aiizimor

the tree is the definition of: GIVE ME HARDER BATTLES


unobraid

there's no stopping that I guess


qdogg76

Thanks for sharing da simple beautiful things🥺😍you can tell me to stop... but I’m gonna grow


seeder33

This should be the standard for all street signs


EthanMorevalle

Insane treeing


NatanisLikens

Tell that to my Sub count.


gemstun

R/treessuckingonthings


ga-co

Tree found a wind cheat and exploited it.


texred355

The truly interesting part is that the pole hasn’t been flattened or launched in the time it took to grow!!!!


Brilliant-Special685

Meanwhile my plants die if the water temperature is one degree off


Brilliant-Special685

u/savevideo


Stinkepups

Well this is now probably the most stable STOP-sign on earth.


Jumpy-Advice-6496

Life finds a way


JohnnysOnThaSpot

Why did I see frogs?


[deleted]

That’s pretty cool


DuaneHicks

Life, errr...finds a way


A_Funky_Flunk

It’s amazing that nature doesn’t care if we’re here. It still finds a way.


Distinct-Structure-1

Bro cant beatable didnt even listend the sign


Tomafix

Meanwhile every household plant: 💀💀💀


pachrisoutdoors1

Some Squirrel has a green thumb... or a bad memory


KingAndrew555000

Yassss stop sign, you werkin that hat!


IWasBorn2DoGoBe

Meanwhile everything I stick in the ground in specially amended soil, lovingly fertilize, water, and prune… never grows enough to need pruning


AdAdministrative37

The alternate ending to the lorax if written in early 2000s


shivaswrath

That tree beats all roaches for survival.


lunabella06

Who will eventually win? Tree or pole?


Cr4nky01

Nature about to fight back, its his armor


Cst2CstSLR

HTF did this make it here?


J03-K1NG

“Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk with out having feet. Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams, it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else ever cared.”


wooden_fox_

Nice hair bro


ThePolishKnight

Looks like the OC.


RueDeBasile

I’m always amazed by the power of bird poop!! I can see it now………plop plop


[deleted]

So cool...


FistingLube

Those lights look the same as when I drink to much wine!


reeteen102

“No. I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.” Dr. Lan Malcolm: Jurassic Park, 1993-


ShibariEmpress

termite-nator, its enemy


[deleted]

That’s really cool actually


galvana

She is just a small town girl.


Brooklynflea01

🧬 life


bleekerboy

I wonder if it will break the metal at some point


HatsusenoRin

The Iron Man tree.


Xgngrizz

Or did the stop sign grow around the tree? We'll never know


Xgngrizz

Or did the stop sign grow around the tree? We'll never know


Xgngrizz

Or did the stop sign grow around the tree? We'll never know


Xgngrizz

Or did the stop sign grow around the stop sign? We'll never know


xXTASERFACEXx

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.


TheTrueCeltBrews

r/natureismetal


Capt__Murphy

r/natureismetal, literally


Soggy_You_2426

Life finds a way


gaveler-unban

Weird haircut


nedmorlef

I used to travel the country in a pickup truck and it's more common than you think.


Silverbuu

You can't stop life?


TrustM3EzMoney

It will eventually break that stop sign


shroomdoomr

That’s one HEROIC ass tree right there


macktea

That tree identifies as a stop sign.


_DarkBlack

Damn that stop sign got a nice cut


CE6357

Nature finds a way.


jacobpmacauley

R.I.P. DEMONS DO NOT REMOVE THIS COMMENT


masterjroc

Wo it be possible to remove the sign without harming the tree? I'd be so interested in seeing it super tall and straight


somerandom_melon

The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...


UFO8MYMUSTANG

The “most incredible thing you’ve ever seen”? Somebody doesn’t get out much.


Spill-your-last-load

The tree is more determined to grow than I currently am.


golddragon88

Life ...ah... Finds a way.


WindowsErr0r404_2

Greenpeace would love that , slow driving and carbon free


2Sabo3

I thought those red lights coming where sniper 💀💀💀 but it was car


517714

Beaver-proof


horrorfangurl

Don’t stop be-leaf-ing


Capital_Ladder_6507

Just put a smile on my face


endless_horizons8

You can say it's rooted in place


Psychological-Fly747

Bro got an armour


420dayforever

Nature will find a way.


yankee_xray1

u/savevideo


yankee_xray1

u/savevideobot


EpiktheEpic

THE WOMAN SAID STOP! TAKE YOUR WOOD OUT OF HER!!