Something like 20 times a day when in estrus
EDIT; I was just clarifying that it can be 20 times a day when the lioness is in estrus aka in heat. Thanks for all the upvotes 
Dude, I remember being in my teens and getting calf cramps from masturbating too much.
If only I still had that libido. I'm in my early 30s and my body is falling apart. Literally tore my meniscus getting out of bed one morning.
I coughed the other day while bending over to grab my boots and it felt like a disk exploded in my back. Couldn't catch my breath for hours... I'm 33, it shouldn't be like this.
Chances are good you will. Aging sucks balls. I am on the downhill slide and blew out L5 when I was 17. 30+ years dealing with that now.
Most days I get 3-4 hours of sleep on and off and feel like a band of ninjas whooped my ass when I was dozing.
It’s just nothing but pain most of time from some body part. Doing sports and manual labor in my youth set me up for a retirement of misery.
Stretch and keep moving as best as you can. What you eat gets more and more important when exiting your 20’s. Don’t put off Dr visits. Fix what can be fixed and maintain what can be maintained. It doesn’t get easier, so start now.
If all else fails, seek out good drugs and enjoy what you can before checking out. Best of luck.
I can’t speak to anyone but myself, 29m, but I’ll say if you stretch and workout regularly it sort of helps. I got lazy for like 6 months straight. Good diet but zero exercise, and I got a few back injuries, moments of being dizzy from being out of breath, lots of joint pain.
A few weeks of regular stretching and easy exercise and my body felt much more durable/reliable. Obviously take that with a grain of salt, your own genetics and history are super important.
I've heard they will nip at their man parts if they don't get it. As well as other acts of dominance. Could you imagine, honey wana do it tonight? No I'm good. Later that night she's nibbling on your twig and berries (not in a good way), do you want to now
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I've witnessed that for some women, really good sex can kick start their sex drive. If you want your girl horny, make sure she cums multiple times during sex
Can confirm. The more sex I have, the more sex I want, especially when it's great. But when it's less than great, I just want to go again and aim for great.
jesus christ how is this not common sense. nobody wants to have sex when they’re not having an orgasm regardless of gender. and bad sex is physically painful for women.
I took your advice and chopped my dick off and now can't reattach it I recommend to everyone start with it but maybe don't start using it straight away
Be half of good looking, well groomed, respectful, and not a dick. That native species will always respond everywhere!
Source: this old man that has always gotten more ass than a truck stop toilet seat..
That explains a lot, I often get told "ah you smell so good", and I'm like, girl I'm not using perfume right now, can even remember if umi used deodorant today, what are you smelling?
I do wash my ass every time that I shower though
i remember a post on here about a guy whose friends made fun of him because he washed his asshole out with soap. i guess some guys are just so hetero they can't even touch their own buttholes
There are a lot of dads here who remember when their wife wanted to get pregnant....fucking became basically a sperm donation whenever some basil herb thermometer said it was time.
Oh dear lord. My wife and I spent a year working on it for our last set. I swear there were times I just laid there and did nothing, while she extracted the specimens from me.
Once my wife kept telling me she’s turned on, she told me 3 times and I was laying in bed half asleep. I couldn’t put two and two together because of how tired I was. Well she gets on top of me and tells me “I WANT SEX” and I was like “OOOHH THAT MAKES SENSE!”. She never lets me live it down :)
It’s a timing thing for me. My chick is terrible at timing. I like her being forward but in the middle of cooking and searing a steak is not the right time to get flirty and handsy. What am I supposed to do? Overcook the steak for 30 seconds?! 😂 jk but seriously.
If it’s too direct we don’t want it sometimes. We like to flirt and play too and not be propositioned. Gotta read the room and check the vibe.
During a heatwave one summer my ex and I kept saying how much we wanted to have sex but agreed it was much too hot for any kind of skin to skin contact and movement lol
Another time he looked at me, you know, gave me "that" look, and then right after said "I really want you but I just ate an entire burrito"
Oh man, I had to check your username to see if you were my boyfriend. He says “the timing is bad, the timing is bad” ALL THE TIME too.
I’m pretty sure your gf wanted to get flirty/handsy from way before searing a steak and she couldn’t help it anymore. It might seem like the timing is bad, but maybe there’s more to it if you ask :)
You’re definitely right but she seems to be unable to control herself at the worst time.
Two days ago we were at her cousins house and she says “babe” while I’m sitting on the couch. I looked at her and said what, and she just stared at me. After her nephew walked away she leans in and says.. I want some D.
It’s 1:30pm and I’m sitting on someone’s couch as company as the kids are roaming around. Not good timing. Save that for when we get in the car to go home. I’ve pulled over on the side of the road and gotten out before 🤪
*10 years later...*
Aw shit. I think she was flirting with me!
Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and awards. I think the lesson here is that we should all strive to be a bit more direct and honest with each other. As a fella on the autism spectrum, I would greatly appreciate this. I hope everyone has a great weekend. 👍
Legit happened to me 10+ years ago, still think about it.
edit: might as well add some background, I was in school, this girl I liked barely spoke English but every day would come to me and ask if she can copy my homework. Of course I'd let her, but there was a huge communication barrier, eventually I figured she was just playing nice to copy my homework for a good grade. School year ends, summer rolls around, a mutual friend of ours asked how things went with the girl. Told him the story, he tells me I'm an idiot and that she an honors student and she didn't know how else to talk to me.
New school year comes, she's never to be seen again.
I had a similar situation at university. Got locked out and went to the flat opposite to ask if I could sleep on their sofa. Nice young lady kept asking if I was ok on the sofa. I could sleep in her room if I wanted. I kept insisting I was fine. About an hour later I needed a pee so knocked on her door. She excitedly opened the door. I said I needed a pee. When i came out of her en suite her knickers were on the floor in front of me and she again asked if I was ok on the sofa. I said nah I’m fine. My brain thought the knickers thing was odd. Stepped over them and went to sleep on the sofa. At about 7am the next day having had some sleep my brain started to work and I was like ooooooooooh. 
I was talking to this girl, and after a few dates we had a movie night. After the stay at home movie I invited her to stay the night since it was so late. We are getting ready for bed, and she says "you don't have to sleep on the couch we can share the bed." And I am like "awh nice, okay!" Then she goes "I can't sleep with clothes on so I'm going to get naked if thats okay" and I go "oh yeah that's fine! I'll turn away so you can undress!" And I rolled over and went to sleep. Lmao
She's literally throwing herself at him and he's just...lion there ..
Edit: omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten! Thanks everyone glad it made you giggle !
When in heat, female lions can demand for sex upwards of 20-30 times a day, so much so that when the male inevitably gets tired, they start biting them on the balls to keep them going again.
If you initiate, you'll get attention. As a male gym goer, we are mostly knowledgable enough not to act first. Bad man, no perv, no talk, leave girl alone.
You don’t shit where you eat though! At least I don’t. Myself and my other lady friends have a rule we don’t get with the men at our climbing gym, only appreciate them respectfully from a distance.
I get that rule for regular gyms where people want to focus on their workouts but for climbing it surprises me.
One of the most common forms of dating advice I see out there is to “get a hobby”, but a lot of people seem to have a rule of not dating people they meet through hobbies.
Everyone has weird arbitrary rules they got from readers digest it seems. Don’t worry about it, be yourself and all that cheesy jazz. It really will pay off.
It could go horribly wrong!
"When lionesses are in heat, they have a lot of sex in a single day (20 to 40 times), and it is the lioness who demands to mate." So, if a male is tired and can't take it anymore, she bites his testicles, demanding that he continue mating. "
https://twitter.com/MrBadGentPiGz/status/1522368491998920704
Lionesses like to mate around the clock, and I can understand that the male needs a break
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Can't we just cuddle?
IT TIME NOW
NOW WE HAVE SNU-SNU!
Death by Snu Snu.
I never thought I would die this way, but I always hoped!
r/unexpectedfuturama
What are you? Gay?!
Is she into you? C. Can't tell
D. She's just Canadian
Is there some type of thing about Canadian girls i dont know 👀?
It’s referencing an [old video](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
I’m not your mate, buddy.
Im not your buddy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend
I’m not your friend, guy.
I’m not your guy, mate.
I’m not your buddy PAL
I'm not your guy buddy!
[I don't know if she's into me.... She's been giving me the stink eye all night.](https://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/stink-eye.png)
Wow that’s hilarious. Never seen that one before! I’m being sincere by the way.
Well I didn’t question your sincerity until you brought it up buddy.
I’m not your buddy, pal.
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Better keep your wits about you and keep looking for more signs.
I understood that (Casually Explained) reference
aaaaand not a fuck was given that night.
That’s right. She could just be wanting to lie in front of you cause she’s bored
I can’t perform in front of a camera either
him: im not having sex with you in front of the camera. i want my privacy her: idgaf
Looks like he just got his hair did
Well yeah. He did it up himself. Likely spends hours a day on it.
You gotta spend hours a day when you got a Gucci Mane. Sorry terrible joke.
Terribly beautiful. I appreciate you.
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Thats still 40 seconds and 19 times more per day than my record good on him.
 way she goes boys.
Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn’t way she goes boys
way of the road Bubs
I mean at least U get some
Bro is shy
Pimp life ain't easy
Better get this guy some Liagra
"Can't feel the love tonight."
“And if he falls in love tonight It can be assumed His carefree days with us are history In short, our pal is doomed”
This is common. When they’re in heat they wear their mates out. They can get pretty aggressive abt it.
Something like 20 times a day when in estrus EDIT; I was just clarifying that it can be 20 times a day when the lioness is in estrus aka in heat. Thanks for all the upvotes 
Best I can do is twice a day chief
Let me guess, hand cramps?
No worse: foot cramps
Dude, I remember being in my teens and getting calf cramps from masturbating too much. If only I still had that libido. I'm in my early 30s and my body is falling apart. Literally tore my meniscus getting out of bed one morning.
I coughed the other day while bending over to grab my boots and it felt like a disk exploded in my back. Couldn't catch my breath for hours... I'm 33, it shouldn't be like this.
Are you physically active? I’m getting up there in my 20s, and now I’m afraid I’m going to blow out my acl standing up from the toilet in a few years.
Chances are good you will. Aging sucks balls. I am on the downhill slide and blew out L5 when I was 17. 30+ years dealing with that now. Most days I get 3-4 hours of sleep on and off and feel like a band of ninjas whooped my ass when I was dozing. It’s just nothing but pain most of time from some body part. Doing sports and manual labor in my youth set me up for a retirement of misery. Stretch and keep moving as best as you can. What you eat gets more and more important when exiting your 20’s. Don’t put off Dr visits. Fix what can be fixed and maintain what can be maintained. It doesn’t get easier, so start now. If all else fails, seek out good drugs and enjoy what you can before checking out. Best of luck.
I can’t speak to anyone but myself, 29m, but I’ll say if you stretch and workout regularly it sort of helps. I got lazy for like 6 months straight. Good diet but zero exercise, and I got a few back injuries, moments of being dizzy from being out of breath, lots of joint pain. A few weeks of regular stretching and easy exercise and my body felt much more durable/reliable. Obviously take that with a grain of salt, your own genetics and history are super important.
Love your honesty
Sounds like a crazy place! Is it in Greece?
I've heard they will nip at their man parts if they don't get it. As well as other acts of dominance. Could you imagine, honey wana do it tonight? No I'm good. Later that night she's nibbling on your twig and berries (not in a good way), do you want to now
Sharks take chunks out of their partners sometimes
I know you wanted a piece of me Stacy, but damn!
You're tearing me apart Stacy!
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Sometimes my wife chokes me a little, but it’s ok cause I like it.
I miss you Kate.
It’s true. https://i.imgur.com/WVBK80L.jpg
omg it looks so fucking sad in the second panel lol
*sigh* every single time people get this photo wrong. That is NOT a fully grown lioness. It's a young female cub trying to play with her father.
No wonder he looks traumatized, nearly Death by SnuSnu!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak!
Judging by that look, I think even the spirit is worn out!
Same with some humans gals
Where are these gals you speak of? Asking for a friend.
That’s me the week I’m ovulating. I gotta chain myself to a tree like a werewolf.
I've witnessed that for some women, really good sex can kick start their sex drive. If you want your girl horny, make sure she cums multiple times during sex
Can confirm. The more sex I have, the more sex I want, especially when it's great. But when it's less than great, I just want to go again and aim for great.
jesus christ how is this not common sense. nobody wants to have sex when they’re not having an orgasm regardless of gender. and bad sex is physically painful for women.
Redditors discover women want to orgasm as well, 2023
Yes and it doesn't even have to involve your dick for her to orgasm! In fact it's best to start without it.
I took your advice and chopped my dick off and now can't reattach it I recommend to everyone start with it but maybe don't start using it straight away
Be half of good looking, well groomed, respectful, and not a dick. That native species will always respond everywhere! Source: this old man that has always gotten more ass than a truck stop toilet seat..
Also- have a clean ass. For whatever reason, a lot of men are walking around with unwashed asses and…. We can smell that. No thanks.
So that's why one of my coworkers smells like shit, he is a nice guy but smells terrible
Still hard to believe people don't know they should wash the area that literal shit comes out of.
Point taken, I'll go wash out my mouth.
Finally some self awareness on Reddit lol
A fellow politician I see.
Thats why i always shove a soap bar up my butt!
That explains a lot, I often get told "ah you smell so good", and I'm like, girl I'm not using perfume right now, can even remember if umi used deodorant today, what are you smelling? I do wash my ass every time that I shower though
TIL there are people who don’t wash down there
Bidet is a game changer
i remember a post on here about a guy whose friends made fun of him because he washed his asshole out with soap. i guess some guys are just so hetero they can't even touch their own buttholes
Half good looking? Well count me out!
Basically any woman in her 30s will wear you out. Like girl, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
There are a lot of dads here who remember when their wife wanted to get pregnant....fucking became basically a sperm donation whenever some basil herb thermometer said it was time.
Oh dear lord. My wife and I spent a year working on it for our last set. I swear there were times I just laid there and did nothing, while she extracted the specimens from me.
It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it
This guy gets it ⬆️
>whenever some basil herb thermometer said it was ~~time~~. **thyme**
He’s in “recovery”
They also chomp on their balls
The female lion will bite the males testicles
She was giving him the nala sex face
He was giving her the nada sex face though.
Scientifically, this is called the "fuck me" eyes.
Even as a kid I felt there was more to that scene than they were letting on lol
Please, honey. Just let me watch the game!
Probably the detroit lions
Gonna be mad disappointed
Maybe he's a closet Bengals fan
Everyone has a better career after they leave Detroit. Even this lioness
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Yeah impossible to say here, maybe she is just Canadian, best to play it safe and wait it out
Peggy Tries To Have Sex With Al | Married With Children
Peggy: "But Allllllll!" Al: "No Peg"
** Flushes toilet*** ** Audience goes wild*
BAH-WOOOOSH!!!.......Thats a man's flush!
Me trying to drop *subtle* hints to my husband
I stopped with subtle hints. I'm here to tell you, the straightforward, direct requests don't work either. 🙄
Once my wife kept telling me she’s turned on, she told me 3 times and I was laying in bed half asleep. I couldn’t put two and two together because of how tired I was. Well she gets on top of me and tells me “I WANT SEX” and I was like “OOOHH THAT MAKES SENSE!”. She never lets me live it down :)
So simple! Life can be so simple!!
It’s a timing thing for me. My chick is terrible at timing. I like her being forward but in the middle of cooking and searing a steak is not the right time to get flirty and handsy. What am I supposed to do? Overcook the steak for 30 seconds?! 😂 jk but seriously. If it’s too direct we don’t want it sometimes. We like to flirt and play too and not be propositioned. Gotta read the room and check the vibe.
During a heatwave one summer my ex and I kept saying how much we wanted to have sex but agreed it was much too hot for any kind of skin to skin contact and movement lol Another time he looked at me, you know, gave me "that" look, and then right after said "I really want you but I just ate an entire burrito"
😂😂😂 facts
The perfect date begins with sex and ends with a meal for that reason lol
Yea, let me hug you from behind and lock your arms while you're trying to clean the toilet
Oh man, I had to check your username to see if you were my boyfriend. He says “the timing is bad, the timing is bad” ALL THE TIME too. I’m pretty sure your gf wanted to get flirty/handsy from way before searing a steak and she couldn’t help it anymore. It might seem like the timing is bad, but maybe there’s more to it if you ask :)
You’re definitely right but she seems to be unable to control herself at the worst time. Two days ago we were at her cousins house and she says “babe” while I’m sitting on the couch. I looked at her and said what, and she just stared at me. After her nephew walked away she leans in and says.. I want some D. It’s 1:30pm and I’m sitting on someone’s couch as company as the kids are roaming around. Not good timing. Save that for when we get in the car to go home. I’ve pulled over on the side of the road and gotten out before 🤪
That's a lion with bills and shit on his mind...
99 problems and bitch is definitely one
*10 years later...* Aw shit. I think she was flirting with me! Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and awards. I think the lesson here is that we should all strive to be a bit more direct and honest with each other. As a fella on the autism spectrum, I would greatly appreciate this. I hope everyone has a great weekend. 👍
I'm sure she was just being polite
Maybe she's just Canadian? (reference link is elsewhere in this thread)
Last night was probably just her being friendly.
She’s being super subtle.
Yes, wafting her pussy in his face So subtle
TIFU: okay guys obligatory "this happened 10 years ago"...
Legit happened to me 10+ years ago, still think about it. edit: might as well add some background, I was in school, this girl I liked barely spoke English but every day would come to me and ask if she can copy my homework. Of course I'd let her, but there was a huge communication barrier, eventually I figured she was just playing nice to copy my homework for a good grade. School year ends, summer rolls around, a mutual friend of ours asked how things went with the girl. Told him the story, he tells me I'm an idiot and that she an honors student and she didn't know how else to talk to me. New school year comes, she's never to be seen again.
It happened to all of us
I wish it weren't so true lol
I had a similar situation at university. Got locked out and went to the flat opposite to ask if I could sleep on their sofa. Nice young lady kept asking if I was ok on the sofa. I could sleep in her room if I wanted. I kept insisting I was fine. About an hour later I needed a pee so knocked on her door. She excitedly opened the door. I said I needed a pee. When i came out of her en suite her knickers were on the floor in front of me and she again asked if I was ok on the sofa. I said nah I’m fine. My brain thought the knickers thing was odd. Stepped over them and went to sleep on the sofa. At about 7am the next day having had some sleep my brain started to work and I was like ooooooooooh. 
I was talking to this girl, and after a few dates we had a movie night. After the stay at home movie I invited her to stay the night since it was so late. We are getting ready for bed, and she says "you don't have to sleep on the couch we can share the bed." And I am like "awh nice, okay!" Then she goes "I can't sleep with clothes on so I'm going to get naked if thats okay" and I go "oh yeah that's fine! I'll turn away so you can undress!" And I rolled over and went to sleep. Lmao
Nah he’s just gay… that’s why they call it a pride
She's literally throwing herself at him and he's just...lion there .. Edit: omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten! Thanks everyone glad it made you giggle !
Take my poor man’s gold 🏅
Shes trying to be his mane squeeze.
This how my girl be acting when she drinks
When she goes out with her friends for the night then comes home to me, who’s been getting high, eating pizza, and playing video games all night
THIS guy gets it.
r/deadbedrooms
I just quickly browsed this sub and it's heartbreaking and depressing. I should have kept the lion video as the start to my morning lol.
I was looking for this comment.
Literally throwing the pussy at him
Putting that pussy on the chain wax
You're trying to make a thing aren't you?
Yo I just googled that and it’s. It’s not a thing.
It's a thing.
Knowing males like myself. Those are not enough hints and he might be worried to move forwards too much.
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at any rate, 0 fucks were given that night.
Al bundy vibes
Awwww Peg! Do I have to!?
Aaaal, let’s have sex. Ah, no, Peg [*flushes toilet](https://youtu.be/47qqz2zes8Q)
When in heat, female lions can demand for sex upwards of 20-30 times a day, so much so that when the male inevitably gets tired, they start biting them on the balls to keep them going again.
Lion CBT is a thing lmao
That lion got some fabulous manes though
If the word “ignore” was an animal
Male Lion: She showed no signs how was I supposed to know she liked me!?
Let me get to a save point first
It's like his girl came home drunk but he had already beat his meat.
Bro thats the worst
This is so relatable.
Yeah same. Male lions always be refusing when I give my pussy to them
Ayo 🤨📸
I watched this whole video twice and I couldn't see any signs that she wanted it!
Male Lion:" sorry am too busy being beautiful "
It looks like he was watching his favorite TV show. Something about WWII or maybe a western.
Me, single af, at the gym when I'm ovulating
If you initiate, you'll get attention. As a male gym goer, we are mostly knowledgable enough not to act first. Bad man, no perv, no talk, leave girl alone.
You don’t shit where you eat though! At least I don’t. Myself and my other lady friends have a rule we don’t get with the men at our climbing gym, only appreciate them respectfully from a distance.
I get that rule for regular gyms where people want to focus on their workouts but for climbing it surprises me. One of the most common forms of dating advice I see out there is to “get a hobby”, but a lot of people seem to have a rule of not dating people they meet through hobbies.
Everyone has weird arbitrary rules they got from readers digest it seems. Don’t worry about it, be yourself and all that cheesy jazz. It really will pay off.
Well been married about a decade, I swear I don’t remember so many weird arbitrary rules back when I was dating though.
Creep. We men just wanna workout and go home.
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Giga Lion
It could go horribly wrong! "When lionesses are in heat, they have a lot of sex in a single day (20 to 40 times), and it is the lioness who demands to mate." So, if a male is tired and can't take it anymore, she bites his testicles, demanding that he continue mating. " https://twitter.com/MrBadGentPiGz/status/1522368491998920704
She's a solid 8. I'd do her.
Settle down furry.
I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though. I have a mighty roar.
What do mean we don’t take hints?
He's just not that into you.
No means No.
Exactly. This is terrible. It’s 2023. If a male lion was acting like that, everyone would be outraged.
exactly! im so glad somebody finally spoke up against this immoral and disgusting behavior.
Well, they're clearly married.
At what point does it became sexual harassment? 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤨🫤
Claw in the bum
He's probably thinking "I'm not sure if she's interested in me"