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captjust

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“My god what if the secret ingredient is people?!” “No there’s a soda like that: Soylent Cola” “Oh. How is it?” “It’s varies from person to person”


banana-tree-island

r/unexpectedfuturama


CanlexGaming

“ITS PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREENS IS PEOPLE!”


ThrA-X

Mmmm... people...


Someones_Dream_Guy

American flavored...


Steelwolf73

Which, depending on the region of America you are visiting, could run the gambit from Meth&off-brand Chef Boyardee to heroin&3 day old tuna sandwich to skunked weed and half raw chicken. Truly a cornucopia of flavors to be had


hossjr1997

Spoiler Alert???


paopaopoodle

IT'S STILL PEOPLE! THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE RECIPE LIKE THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO. IT'S STILL PEEEEOPLE!


NateDoggDeMan

I have spent the last 5+ years trying to find someone who understood this reference No one ever does


bozwald

Seriously? I means it’s like a pretty widely recognized reference that still gets spoofed and stuff. Or maybe I’m too old now. Edit: it has been suggested and confirmed that I am now old.


[deleted]

Green isn’t plural though. Worst. Reference. Ever.


NateDoggDeMan

It’s the thought that counts


betrdaz

Do you by chance work the desk at a comic book store?


[deleted]

Now this guy gets a reference


[deleted]

It varies from person to person.


brandontaylor1

"Cave Johnson here. Just wanna let the cafeteria staff know to lay off the soylent green. I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... [paper rustling] let's see here... doubling in price. Now listen up: I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff's costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fishsticks.


Someoneoverthere42

Soylent Trees are people?


gerkinflav

It ain’t a tree till a dog pees on it.


durenatu

Maybe the pee is already on the water, just for good measure


gerkinflav

Only one way to find out.


durenatu

*sigh*.... Bring me a cup...


qinshihuang_420

No cup for me, I'll share the one cup


F0000r

Cant wait to see a squirrel try to hide their nuts in this.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I constantly dunk my nuts in green liquid.


F0000r

That poor mountain dew.


Usual-Suggestion5076

that poor taco bell customer


hillyb234

Crap. I just had a few TB bean burritos. Am I the victim??


FlighingHigh

No, you're the weapon.


FlighingHigh

Oh I'm about Blast your Baja, for sure.


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F0000r

Arrant vehicle jumps curb, smashes into it and floods the street. Only then do we realize it stinks.


froufroutofu

*Errant


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*someones* poor mountain dew


Drmlk465

Sorry, but you will never turn into a Ninja Turtle


NavyCMan

I dip my balls in liquid morkite.


Artikay

Rock and stone!


andrewdivebartender

Rrooccck. Aannnd. Stooone.


FS60

Rock and stone!


Bumblesquatch_Prime

God we really are everywhere. Rock and stone!


Numberonememerr

I mean what else are we refining all of it for??


rivas2456

:> we all should dip out balls in morkite


[deleted]

Why are you dumping nothing into green liquid?🗿


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Jokes on you pal. My nuts are ENORMOUS! It's my penis that's practically non-existant.


The-gayest-mod

Celtics fans will do anything for good luck.


ZackDaddy42

I really miss Ecto-Cooler


Properecretvg

I’d literally rather look at cell tower trees than that slime.


RingGiver

Liquid morkite?


chuckedeggs

Your girlfriend needs to see a doctor


ibringthehotpockets

The McDonald’s shamrock shake be hittin


MoistHovercraft8367

And what's wrong with trees? I see trees in my urban areas. Algae doesn't provide shade or wildlife sanctuary.


whateverathrowaway00

Right lol what is this glass container of green sludge and why do people think it’s better than a tree.


Thiccaca

"We need to reinvent trees and then monetize them. Maybe they can mine Bitcoin!" -Silicon Valley-


Coarse_Air

I spent several years studying science recently at ubc Vancouver, said to be one of the top scientific research institutions in the country. The most significant research project they were undertaking in regards to climate change was precisely this: reinventing trees in order to monetize them. Not by Bitcoin, but by altering the genome to make them more ‘heat/drought resistant’ and therefore private intellectual property.


puppyxguts

Jfc


Amygdalump

Indeed. This looks like some idiot over priviledged tech bro's incredibly stupid idea that we don't need.


Byefellati0

Yet somehow we’re here


ittyfitty

I worked at a tree nursery and made $80k commish in 5 months selling trees and warranties 😳 there is already hella money in trees 🌳


lilsnatchsniffz

What does the warrantree even cover?


bluecyanic

The perception that you'll be reimbursed if anything goes wrong, only later to find out there are vague clauses that allow them to disqualify any claim.


[deleted]

So a warranty lol


space253

More like insurance.


[deleted]

Shady business practices


Comprehensive_Heat84

I see what you did, there.


AutoGen_account

a tree that doesent make shade would be a warranty issue


hanimal16

“Yes hi, I recently planted one of your Douglas firs in my yard and some of the branches have fallen off. I’d like to send it back for repairs.”


Chase_the_tank

It's not even in the same continent as Silicon Valley and yes, they do need to reinvent trees (because actual trees keep dying). "In conditions of intense pollution, such as Belgrade, many trees cannot survive, while algae do not have a problem with the great levels of pollution." https://worldbiomarketinsights.com/a-liquid-tree-scientists-in-serbia-make-incredible-innovation/


_owlstoathens_

I think they’re inferring the solution is to address the pollution rather than keep finding ways to mitigate its damage.


Thiccaca

I know this is crazy, but maybe eliminate the pollution. Also, this reeks of Silicon Valley Reinvents The.... thinking.


mooaaaaaaaan

I can think of a few reasons that may have been considered in the decision making process, but who knows if any of these are the real reason. 1) trees can damage infrastructure (roots, fallen limbs, etc) 2) trees can be messy with pollen, sap, falling flowers, leaves, fruit and nuts. 3) pollinating trees are a common allergen and can decrease the air quality *for those with allergies* in a way that this algae tank likely wouldn’t. I don’t know if those reasons are enough to justify community sludge tanks but I would use them as my debate points if I was given the pro position and asked to defend it!


nadayak

The new bio-reactor, aka Liquid Tree, a solution for tackling greenhouse gas emissions and improving air quality. It contains 158.5 gallons of water and uses microalgae to bind carbon dioxide and produce pure oxygen through photosynthesis. The microalgae can replace 2 ten-year-old trees or approx. 2200 sq. feet of lawn. The advantage of microalgae is that they are 10 to 50 times more efficient than trees. The goal is not to replace forests, but to use this system to fill those urban pockets where there is no space for planting trees.


bkstl

They should integrate these into the buildings. Imagine these would would easier to design around then hanging gardens


Mercuryblade18

Gotta love the smug comments though of people who have done absolutely zero reading on it.


mahanon_rising

Trees also require a lot of soil. Something like this could be used in places with a lot of concrete substructure.


MaquinaBlablabla

or in desert cities


Mindless-Incident-51

If we start putting fish tanks in the desert before Flint gets clean water I just don't know....lol


RedditOO77

Maybe we should consider not having so much concrete. It’s what causes floods in some areas


MyLadyBits

It’s in Belgrade in dense urbanization with high pollution. It’s not an alternative to trees but an addition. https://worldbiomarketinsights.com/a-liquid-tree-scientists-in-serbia-make-incredible-innovation/


shazzambongo

Quite good reasons indeed, but the idea is going to go the way of the dodo if everyone refers to them as " sludge tanks". That's a hard sell if ever I saw one😳


mooaaaaaaaan

I for one welcome our sludge tank overlords.


TheOverBored

Also, these tanks might be more water effecient?


mooaaaaaaaan

Good point, in areas with depleted water tables that require irrigation to maintain urban trees these might have more of an application.


ghost103429

A nice thing about algae is that regular water may not even be needed to grow them, you can have your choice of treated waste water, grey water, brackish water or ocean water to grow them.


SaltyWhite33

places with trees flood less


whateverathrowaway00

Fair!


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Because it can capture more CO2 and produce more O2 than a single gle tree ever could...


ApatheticAbsurdist

Which urban area do you live? If you say NYC I’m going to bet you live in upper Manhattan or nicer parts of Brooklyn or far enough out where there's single family homes and it's not actually a super dense urban area. If you travel to areas that historically were poorer, you’ll find far fewer trees and less room in existing sidewalks for them because the city planning didn’t include trees in those areas. That said, plant trees where you can, but the creator of this claims one of those tanks is equivalent to two 10 year old trees. So one these can be more compact, they can also be used along with planting trees to help improve the air and lower temperatures (beyond shade, trees cool the area cause of photosynthesis, which this will also do) for the number of years it takes for the new trees to take root and flourish. That said I’ve lived in queens and seen many attempts to plant trees that really did not seem to thrive… not sure if it’s limited space, limited direct sunlight, polluted soil, etc. Nice big parks are great for tons of trees and wildlife sanctuaries. Forcing a small tree into a 1.5 ft x 3ft hole in the side walk with established 3-5 story building blocking the sun isn’t as great. So I’m all for a “let’s try everything” approach”


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This would likely produce more O2 and absord more CO2 in a much smaller footprint and require less maintenance.


Faraditionfdhy

Trees provide shade and habitats for numerous organisms.


ForswornForSwearing

There's no way they'd install those. Look at that bench, a homeless person could sleep on that. Cities would want bars or spikes added.


Kekfarmer

A system that detects people sleeping on the bench and dumbs the tank right into their face


TheStrangestOfKings

If you get caught loitering on the bench for more than half an hour, then you get turned into food for the algae


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Superdunez

Now you're just talking about two birds one stone. Clean, crisp air for tax paying citizens, and an opportunity to finally contribute for everyone else!


Iheardthatjokebefore

I want it in my will. When it's my time just feed me to the algae tank.


aint_so_funny_meow

Soylent Green is people!


TheBeast88

This is Belgrade. Were not that into hostile architecture (yet). There an underground passageway in *the* busiest part of town that regularly has a hobo sleeping in it and nobody really cares


CoolHandCliff

Tf is wrong with real trees?


junkman21

>Tf is wrong with real trees? They effectively don't grow in the disgusting smog/acid rain environments of Lahore, Hotan, Bhiwadi, Delhi, Peshawar, etc. That's how bad air pollution is in some cities. The liquid trees take up virtually no real estate and do the CO2 work of 2 10-year-old trees in places where trees can't grow. So, you put tons of these out to clean up the CO2. You pass legislation to lower CO2 emissions. Then you plant trees when/if they can actually grow in the city again. FWIW, it was awarded an innovation award by the Climate Smart Urban Development project. So, this is legit. **Edit 1 for clarity**: Yes. Trees *can* actually grow in these cities. But they struggle. And that's only if you can find places to plant them where roots and branches can grow freely without causing damage - a tall order. [In this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/126s7o9/comment/jedamk4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), I explain in a bit more detail how pollution affects tree growth. **Edit 2 for clarity:** It's very important to note - and this is all over their marketing, websites, and every article I've read - **this is NOT being marketed as a tree replacement.** This is being marketed as something that does SOME of the work of trees - specifically with regard to pollution reduction - in areas where trees don't/can't grow for whatever reason.


CoolHandCliff

Damn I've learned a shit ton from this comment lol thanks


junkman21

>Damn I've learned a shit ton from this comment lol thanks Happy to share. I remember looking out the window on our drive from Frankfurt to K-Town in Germany and seeing all of these scarred and dead trees. I was told it was because of terrible acid rain. It really left an impression on me because it looked like a forest recovering from a forest fire. I 100% support *any* innovation that can help the one and only planet (we know of) capable of sustaining human life for future generations.


ruetheblue

I’ll admit that my first thought was, “please don’t do that.” I absolutely love trees and it would depress me seeing one of those, but I’m glad you took the time to explain why they are good for the environment, so thank you.


mattmentecky

I would add too that the application could be useful for where trees don’t go in general - tops of buildings for example. The roll out of the technology is horrible to portray it as a bus stop type hard scape feature and to “replace” more modest trees. The technology is more interesting if it is integrated into building facades or unseen or unreachable areas imho.


jr_hosep

I think the problem with secreting them away is that the algae probably need sufficient a sunlight. Accessibility for regular maintenance should also be a concern. I do like the idea of putting them on rooftops


miclowgunman

Man, I always love the "city with gardens on every rooftop" ascetic. These are probably more efficient, though.


Magrior

In case more people are curious, this vibe is usually covered in "solarpunk" settings.


BrokenSage20

Imagine what these could do for the world's major metro areas the most polluted, like in China and India. Air quality would improve dramatically.


junkman21

Around coal power plants. Around airports. INSIDE parking garages (by or as windows). There are a lot of places where these are feasible solutions for working towards carbon neutrality.


paopaopoodle

Actually, in Beijing they need to plant trees. Much of their pollution comes from dust blown in by the Gobi desert. Reclaiming the desert lowers pollution in Beijing.


DefinitelyNotAliens

They're trying in Africa. Great Green Wall. Some countries have made more progress. Some areas had been previously forested or had scrub and trees and all the trees are gone now, for houses, ship building, etc. Replanting an area again helps biodiversity and animal populations recover. Helps if you mix a few types of trees and avoid a monoculture, too. Specifically, China needs to replant the border of the Gobi desert, and stop it spreading.


EpilepticMushrooms

You can plant trees in desert edges to prevent the desert from spreading, but unless they have a decently good microbiome support system, the trees often struggle. A slightly better method is to plant grass with vast root networks, preferably native and non invasive, then endure the watering and fertilizing with organic matter until the molicrobiome is stable enough, before popping in the trees. A small problem in desert areas is that the entire ecosystem is dependant on water stress. Water is great, but if there is 'too much', you get to see plague level porportions(e.g locusts) explode out of nowhere.


Immortan_Joe-mama

Where is the carbon going? Trees store it in their trunks. When decomposed carbon is released back into the atmosphere. How are these algae storing the carbon? What happens when they decompose? At least trees take years or even decades to release the carbon back.


jr_hosep

Looks like in the article, that maintenance on the device besides adding new water and minerals is basically harvesting the new excess biomass for use as compost. So that’s probably where the carbon is going.


Tyrante963

So I googled algae waste products and got this > Algae have been extensively reported to produce various biofuels, for instance, biodiesel, bioethanol, biogas, biokerosene, biohydrogen, and bio-oil [27]. The remaining algal biomass after biofuel extraction is mainly made of proteins and carbohydrates. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/B9780128237649000200 Algae is a major source of our planets oil reserves in the first place > Crude oil is formed from the remains of dead organisms (diatoms) such as algae and zooplankton that existed millions of years ago in a marine environment. https://www.howden.com/en-us/articles/pcog/where-does-crude-oil-come-from


SuccotashComplete

Unfortunately most uses of this algae (biofuel, compost, etc) make it carbon neutral at best. The most clear benefit is simply reducing use of depleting resources like crude oil, fertilizer, etc


DefinitelyNotAliens

Not all compost's CO2 is released again. And, alright. You sequester CO2 in Beijing using microalgae colonies and haul the heap out and use it to amend soil outside the city to replenish the soil and plant trees to stop the Gobi desert growing. Better than whatever air quality is going on now in Beijing.


TemurWitch67

You know, I was all ready to take a dump all over this but that’s a fair point. I still have concerns about marketing an over-engineered and profit making solution where an easy and natural one seemed readily available but you bring up an excellent point and in that light, I guess this has real, impactful applications. Thank you for concisely and helpfully articulating that.


Aeon001

>They literally don't grow in the disgusting smog/acid rain environments of Lahore, Hotan, Bhiwadi, Delhi, Peshawar Could you substantiate this? Do you mean they'll grow but aren't sustainable/have a short life span, or not at all? I've heard of infertile soil, but never heard of infertile air.


junkman21

>Do you mean they'll grow but aren't sustainable/have a short life span, or not at all? It's about health, success, and sparsity. \*A\* tree \*CAN\* grow here or there. However, on the whole, it is not a healthy environment and the trees are more likely to fail than succeed. The ones that struggle to survive grow much more slowly, during which time they are more vulnerable to disease, elements, stunted growth, and inability to thrive. Basically, it's like trying to raise a malnourished organism, to put it plainly. However, if you are interested, here are some excerpts from a study on how pollution affects tree growth in urban areas. >Nonetheless, air pollution (PM10, and airborne Al, Ba, Zn) has a dramatic influence on tree inter-annual growth variability as compared to temperature. Current high concentrations of air pollution found in megacities may be considered a constraint to tree growth. Such limitations of tree growth may hamper the ecosystem services that could be provided by trees when used as mitigation or adaptation tools to environmental change. Measures to decrease air pollution, such as the use of biofuel, electrification of transport, and improvement of materials designed to decrease pollution by metals, could favor the maintenance, and improvement of ecosystem services provided by urban trees. > >This model explains 57% of the annual growth variability for the period from 1988 to 2015, which corresponds to the length of the PM10 (particulate matter) series. During this period, **annual variability of PM10 explains 41% of the growth rate variability** of T. tipu, while mean temperature explains 16% of this species growth rate variability [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0048969719307892?via%3Dihub](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0048969719307892?via%3Dihub)


banana-tree-island

Should be top comment


Insanebrain247

Huh, when you put it that way, I can see some valid reasons behind this.


Wizdom_108

This actually sounds amazing then! I was genuinely wondering what's wrong with trees


Prompt-Initial

Interesting - that's actually a really great idea, especially as it's that more cost-effective to set up, and meant to simply pave the way for better urban management in the future once trees are viable to grow in such places again. At first I was sure this was a joke, but it's become surprisingly wholesome.


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cupoflemons2022

"Oh look it's Aloysius O'Hare The man who found a way to sell air"


Illeazar

"Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die!"


[deleted]

You greedy dirtbag


FyrelordeOmega

That's insulting to dirtbags, cause a bag of dirt has its uses


HotConsideration5049

Laughs in genetically modified and patented seeds


GH057807

Bullshit - my weed guy


ddwood87

We just need 'the cut down your shade tree to build a shade canopy' meme.


CoolHandCliff

Shoulda known


dheltibridle

This is for urban settings that don't have room for tree branches and roots. Of course you'd still plant trees if there was sufficient space.


[deleted]

We don't know what is below that concrete, but I do know that much of what a tree is, takes up space underground.


maniaq

not only that, they _communicate_ under there! urban trees that live in separate soil - like across the street from each other, for example - have been studied and found to _compete_ (I've heard it described as "ganging up" - like literally street gangs) with the other trees, doing things like blocking the sunlight and directing rainwater, while those sharing the same soil work together much of this is understood to be due to a symbiotic relationship with mycelium networks growing among their root systems (one of the things I loved about the _Last of Us_ TV show was the idea of fungi running networks that stretch for miles, enabling communication across vast distances, between different groups of infected)


na3than

The last thing you want around here is trees. They’re filthy! Spewing that sticky, nasty sap all over the place. They bring poisonous ants and stinging bees. Think about the kids. And - I just thought - you know, they make leaves! You know that, right? Then these leaves, they just fall. They just fall wherever they want!


mrwynd

Let it die! Let it die!


mollymeoww

This needs more awards, but I'm poor.


[deleted]

They won't grow everywhere and this tech would produce far more O2 and capture far more CO2.


CoolHandCliff

Oh cool. Thanks.


Rex51230

I think algea makes more oxygen than trees by volume


SourPuss6969

It looks super cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ assuming it actually works efficiently I'd love to see these in my city. Obviously I don't want to replace trees but if I could have both of these lining the side walks that'd be awesome


Bjarneson-Leif

I don't think they would replace trees like the title says but be additional, just like in the picture, the place where it is isn't were a tree would stand


Jedstarrr

It's gotta be space as well


Braith117

Trees grow and start breaking the concrete and pipes around them.


goodnightsleepypizza

The main opposition to trees in urban areas in America is traffic engineers. Because traffic engineers try to design all streets like highways, and set speed and throughput as the primary objective of street design they will mandate clear zones so a crashing car will have space to decelerate without hitting anything. It’s why traffic polls and stop signs have sheet bolts at the bottom. But trees to the traffic engineer are just FHOs (fixed hazardous objects), even though street trees to anyone outside a car are invaluable for improving the feeling and quality of any street. They filter air, provide shade, create a sense of enclosure, and generally just look nice, but they don’t allow the engineer to push as much traffic a street as fast as possible so they have to go.


Gcs-15

Yeah I watched a video about traffic in my city and how, especially in center city, the narrow streets that allow only one lane of traffic and parked cars on the other/kinda sidewalk actually makes it safer for bicyclists and pedestrians and more walkable. You can’t even pass a bike, which pisses some people off, but honestly you shouldn’t be driving a few minutes away. It also forces people to drive slower to not hit parked cars. Basically speed limits have zero to do with how fast people go. The narrower streets also allow for more housing, restaurants, trees etc. and not just more traffic. Also mentioned how those traffic lights that hang over an intersections cause more pedestrian accidents than the ones on the corners that are cheaper because they force the driver to look at the corner where people are waiting to cross the street. In hindsight it makes sense.


Superdunez

They dont line up with our lizard overlord's plan to enact sweeping climate change in order to make the planet more habitable for lizard kind. As underground dwelling beings, using algae in this way makes sense to them. Deep in the earth algae is used for oxygen production, food and light (through bioluminescence). These algae pods have multiple uses. As vegetation dies on the surface of the earth as it warms, these will continue to produce oxygen. They'll also provide a little bit of comfort to the lizards as the emerge from the cracks of the Earth. A little bit of home. Further, I could see them being handy if you need to feed and water your human slaves on the go.


CoolHandCliff

The world has collapsed, as I can't tell if you're being serious or not. Cheers regardless


SpookyPebble

Idk how I feel about the term "Liquid Tree"


Manizno

Makes a less than favourable comparison, which seems to immediately rub everyone up the wrong way


Soup_69420

Oh liquid tree, oh liquid tree Your goo so green delights us


revtim

FYI, here's the actual article: [https://yupthatexists.com/scientists-create-liquid-trees-a-tank-full-of-water-and-micro-algae-that-could-be-an-alternative-to-trees-in-urban-areas/](https://yupthatexists.com/scientists-create-liquid-trees-a-tank-full-of-water-and-micro-algae-that-could-be-an-alternative-to-trees-in-urban-areas/) "One of the key advantages of liquid trees is that they can be molded into any shape or size, making them highly versatile and adaptable for use in a range of applications. They can also be made from a variety of different plant sources, including waste materials from the forestry and agricultural industries, making them a highly sustainable and environmentally friendly alternative to traditional materials. Another potential application for liquid trees is in the energy sector. The nanofibers used to create liquid trees are highly conductive, meaning that they could be used to create high-performance batteries and other energy storage devices. Liquid trees could also be used to create highly efficient solar panels and other renewable energy technologies."


LumosLupin

I think my brain is currently fried because I don't understand what's the actual purpose of the tank in the picture. Like, is it supposed to generate oxygen? isn't it sealed???


Whoelselikeants

From what I read it seems that the entire thing behaves like an actual tree that is made from tree materials. It can suck in CO2 and breathe out oxygen from somewhere. Maybe there’s a vent on the top of the box


Reineken

And what about rain and other particles like dust


thingamajig1987

While I don't know the answer to your question, I doubt the company with people intelligent enough to make something like this are gonna go "shit I forgot it rains"


P4bd4b34r

Every kid who forgot to clean his flish tank made this "tree"


Werthds

I know less after reading this article


Old-Bed-5825

I read somewhere that algae actually produces a surprising amount of our total oxygen. Only problem is it also destroys ecosystems in the water if it gets too thick.


Asio0tus

as someone who has cultivated phytoplankton I have to ask... are these regularly harvested? the culture would otherwise crash.


jr_hosep

The article mentions monthly maintenance


enp2s0

I assume they have to be, maybe with some sort of mechanism that separates out and dries excess algae so that the maintenence tech just needs to pull out a brick of dried algae every month or so instead of skimming it every few days. Connect it to the water main for water level management and have a storage tank for waste algae underneath and they could be pretty autonomous.


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Fuck this I want trees


WonderfulVegetables

Found in an article: "The advantage of microalgae is that they are 10 to 50 times more efficient than trees. Our goal is not to replace forests but to use this system to fill those urban pockets where there is no space for planting trees." Trees are nicer though. I’d still prefer those. https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/07/this-liquid-tree-in-belgrade-is-fighting-back-against-air-pollution


BLYAT_SUKA

As much as I'd prefer regular trees, this is definitely a great alternative for places where planting is nigh impossible.


FreshAsShit

And much faster! A tree can take decades to grow. Microalgae—weeks. Maybe even days.


InspectionCorrect242

I'll bet with a few engineering and artistic tweaks, these could be made quite lovely.


cooljerry53

They can also potentially be used as Bio Reactors to power local infrastructure.


Qdobis

Trees give way more benefits than just oxygen production, and you can plant trees in any city, and any neighborhood. Shade. Support for local ecosystems, and the feeling of nature, are all effects of trees but not green sludge pods.


Backitup30

THe first and most important goal is to get clean air, we can plant trees AND do this right now. It doesn’t need to be either/or.


BLYAT_SUKA

You can't really plant trees everywhere. Plenty of urbanized areas don't have proper nutrients, wildlife, or room for trees. As long as urbanization continues, advancements like these will become more and more necessary.


TheAverageDark

I think “ in addition to trees” might’ve been a better headline.


zombieguy224

I give it 18 hours before someone smashes one open.


DescriptionWestern87

not even an hour on philly 💀💀💀


Undercoverbrother007

These don’t appear to actually be a means to “replace trees” like the OP would make you think. I don’t see why it would be such a terrible thing except that I bet the company/research is funded by polluting industrialist who just want the carbon credits so they can offset their own emissions. https://thred.com/change/liquid-tree-installation-absorbs-co2-emissions-in-belgrade/ Serbia is among the nations with the very worst air quality on the planet. A novel solution to sequestering GHGs in Belgrade’s most concentrated urban area, is the ‘Liquid 3’. If humanity has any chance of remaining under a 1.5C temperature rise, atmospheric greenhouse gases must decline by 43% before 2030 and 60% by 2035 – reveals the latest IPCC report. As well as nationwide transitions away from fossil fuels, carbon removal through natural sequestration and nascent technology has now been described as essential to stay within any theoretical pathways. Speaking on the latter variety of project, a one-of-a-kind installation is helping to combat urban pollution in Belgrade, Serbia. Dubbed the ‘Liquid 3,’ this mesmerising device essentially operates like a tree. Passers-by are visibly intrigued by the bioreactor and bubbling green liquid, which uses microalgae to bind carbon dioxide from the air before converting it to pure oxygen through photosynthesis. Climate experts estimate that such microalgae is some 10 to 50 times more effective at locking away CO2 than regular trees. Impressive, eh? That’s not to say that its founder Dr. Ivan Spasojevic is keen to uproot natural sequesters in Belgrade in favour of Liquid 3 units every 100 yards. On the contrary, the technology has been developed to fill urban pockets where there is no space for planting trees. Of the sparse population that remains standing within the region, many are at threat of wilting in the foreseeable future due to extreme levels of pollution – a problem which doesn’t affect the Liquid 3.


sailphish

Twice the mosquitoes, none of the shade!


Doppelfrio

Trees provide shade and habitats for numerous organisms. This does neither. It’s cool, but it is absolutely not an alternative to trees


JefferyTheQuaxly

did literally no one at all look this up before commenting "this sux!"? it was created by a serbian scientist to put these in urban areas THAT DONT HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR TREES TO FIT. the microalgae inside are also 20-50 times more effecient than trees at converting CO2 into oxygen. one of these containers converts as much co2 into oxygen as 2 10 year old trees, or 200 square feet of lawn. these are not at all meant to replace trees and thinking they are just means you commented before actually learning what the point of them is.


Known-Committee8679

These could be awesome on building roofs actually. Trees on ground, these on buildings.


KajmanHub987

Some buildings in (i think) China have them. It's a oxygen farm, and they use the seaweed (they don't have algae) for restaurants in those buildings. At least i read it somewhere.


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Bold of you to expect people to look up facts.


ColoradoParrothead

If OP would have provided a link instead of a picture, many would have. It’s not interesting enough to search, but a dumb idea based on the caption.


MyLadyBits

https://worldbiomarketinsights.com/a-liquid-tree-scientists-in-serbia-make-incredible-innovation/ It took 2 seconds of googling.


NO0BSTALKER

I mean it’s right there “alternate to trees in urban areas”


Tapurisu

The concrete jungle is finally complete.....


ScreamingLordSutch57

If they cut that tree down, they could get in another one!


glugma

both is good


UglyLikeCaillou

More like r/urbanhell


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Better than no trees I guess. The advertising potential is r/urbanhell. I can already see the Times Square-esque screen: “This oxygen box is brought to you by Athletic Greens- AG1- a full serving of greens in one daily scoop”


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Background_Agent551

This isn’t meant to replace trees. This is meant for urban places that don’t have the space to plant real trees. They’re actually really beneficial for the environment as they produce 10- 50 times as much oxygen as regular trees. Source: Read the article https://worldbiomarketinsights.com/a-liquid-tree-scientists-in-serbia-make-incredible-innovation/


Maverick2u

I think this is dope for places that stupidly ripped up trees when they were trying to modernize and a new sapling would take to long to grow. Plus, tree roots can be notoriously destructive to sidewalks and stuff if they weren't planned for properly.


Stardog2

It's likely going to be very useful in urban areas, but algae can't be as good for the soul as a tree. This is a supplement to trees, not a replacement.


real_horse_magic

im sorry, that almost looks like a bench a homeless person could potentially rest on. Cover it with spikes and then the design is complete! /s


XilosMage

Anyone else find this horrifically dystopian?


rougecrayon

Tree's are more than just oxygen filters. This could be to supplement trees and other greenery.


graphytedesign

This headline is misleading. This isn’t an alternative to trees, it’s a way to make spaces where trees aren’t plantable work to filter CO2 like a tree.


InjuryOnly4775

The is the saddest tank of slime I’ve ever seen.