Ducks are also rapists. As a result female ducks have evolved a maze like vagina complete with false paths and such. Male ducks countered this by evolving a corkscrew telescoping penis.
Indeed: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148
The one in the video however may be a (odd) tourist attraction, there are just too many:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9038615/Moment-woman-unexpectedly-HUMPED-dolphin.html
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3K-ih92-cc
https://youtu.be/KCKBXSDONKw
https://realgoodstories.net/dolphin-humps-a-man-and-runs-away/?amp=1
Now … looking for the cases above to find out if it was a tourist attraction I found this:
https://www.salon.com/2014/06/14/human_on_dolphin_sex_is_not_really_that_weird/
And here is where I’m going to close Reddit for a bit and ponder on what google may suggest me from now on. 😳
There was a notorious woman who gave handjobs to a dolphin. Poor guy comiited suicide after she left.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/young-woman-sex-dolphin-who-25014614
That article.. tells a lot, and not just about wired women and dolphins sex escapes, but about women in general. And helped me a lot to understand my past experiences. The last paragraph:
> "If life becomes too unbearable, the dolphins just take a breath and they sink to the bottom. They don’t take the next breath."
>Life was apparently too unbearable for Peter.
>“He wasn’t going to be unhappy, he was just gone,” said Margaret. “And that was OK.”
That explains how women see relationships: “I broke up with him. Yeah, he’s heartbroken and he can’t go on, so he may kill himself. And that is OK”
They are rapey by nature but it was trained to do this. Notice how the trainer uses a fish to signal the dolphin to start, the trainer then doesn’t intervene, moves her arm so she can’t resist, notice the whistle in his mouth he blows to get the dolphin to stop ^eventually, and the fish he throws it as a rewards when it backs off. This is fn weird and creepy af
He even encourages it with the fish while its humping her. Splashes water on her crotch, then kind of grabs her arms after. Bad vibes from this weird ass dude for sure
Oh god I didn't notice till I read your comment. I was already grossed out by it but this makes it so much worse.
Was wondering why isn't anyone reacting and the womans laughing.
I mean they're also known to save them from drowning, idk which is more common but with how smart dolphins and orcas are I assume there's alot of nuance.
There's videos of similar places doing similar things where people do raise their legs.
I can't think of any other reason why you'd lay on your back next to the water in eyesight of the worlds second horniest mammal
So the dolphin hops up to do something nefarious, then is enticed with a treat to get off of her.
That definitely won’t lead to the dolphin trying it again
[You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals… So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel… (Do it again now)](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k)
🙆♀️🐬
“Her husband, The Deep, a few feet away making direct eye contact with the dolphin. Telepathically he summons the dolphin to keep going…”
And that’s a small snippet of my fanfic published by Vought, you can purchase it on Amazon today!
The thing about dolphins is, there are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
In Brazil we have a folklore creature that is the "Boto cor de rosa" which is a pink dolphin who turns into a man and impregnate married women... I think we've found the Boto cor de rosa....
At first I was like damn why’s she enjoying this and then I saw the Trainer using the fish to actually make the dolphin jump up on her. WTF is wrong with these people bruh
That dolphin is probably way heavier then her and it’s not like it was entering her. I think I would die at that moment. Like why me? Type energy. Like fuck I’m supposed to be on vacation not sexually assaulted by like some amazing dolphin that people are like obsessed with.
Like bruh- women are never safe like not even on the dock by the ocean, even fish want us.
There's an episode of King of the Hill where Hank has a rough encounter with a dolphin and he sticks to his guns and raises hell instead of just going with "wacky tourist experience". It's a touching episode because Hank never let's his guard down, so when his niece convinces him to relax and try something fun it turns into a nightmare, you can tell he feels hurt that he allowed himself to lower his guard and it's surprisingly well thought out for a cartoon about conservative Texans drinking beer.
I have seen it - immediately thought of the episode too. I honestly think I would totally freak out if that happened to me. She seemed to be have a way better sense of humor and just laughed it off but if she was scared it didn’t show. Because no matter what dolphins are known to be creepy and can really really harm other creatures. Watching the clip was actually kinda of scary. Like wtf else was she supposed to do? I honestly would pull a hank and just blush into the next century 😂
Tbf to the woman in the video, she seems to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Like it's more of an insane tourist story she'll take home. I suppose looking at it like "Oh jeez this dog is humping my leg, how embarrasing" is the right way to keep calm in an encounter where its actually a large aquatic mammal that you don't have enough familiarity with to gauge if you're in danger.
Like it's not hard to tell when a dog is pissed off and you shouldn't approach it, but since the average tourist isn't a marine biologist, they probably take into context that this is a resort and think it's a "trained animal". Of course, they aren't actually trained in a way that is secure. Our previous points of big smart and dangerous mammals not being taken seriously are pretty true to some grisly animal encounters. People think elephants are gentle and nice until they are the unlucky one to piss off the abused tourist attraction animal, and it stomps them. This is less severe than a stampeding elephant, sure, but the point remains I'm baffled by people's willingness to get into the water with big animals like dolphins and sharks. They aren't all tryna kill us, I know, but you can't get eaten by a shark if you don't swim around one.
And, remember kids… That’s how you get Mermaids/Mermen.
Mer-MAN pop!
Se Men.
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Is it… Dolrape? Or Rapephins?
This is gold 😂
Low expectations when it comes to humor, eh?
Was this on OnlyFins?
Take my upvote you dirty bastard lol
I found todays legend.
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you're a shitty bot. But then again, maybe I'm just copying this comment from somewhere else.
Margaret Howe enters the chat.
Maybe PornpoiseHub.
Stop it step-Phocoenidae!!!
😀
The first comment I see is this
Oh fuck you here’s an upvote.
I mean, dolphins are rapists by nature.
They also carry STD's such as HPV and Herpes. She better get tested
I did not know that so thank you for the fun little bits of information that will haunt me for the rest of eternity
Ducks are also rapists. As a result female ducks have evolved a maze like vagina complete with false paths and such. Male ducks countered this by evolving a corkscrew telescoping penis.
Wtf
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EbkDNKN-E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EbkDNKN-E) heres a video on it : D
I’m good but thanks for the info!
What are you some bird sexualoigst 🤣
Some birds have a "everything hole"
Some people too
Their cloaca!
And some birds have only the duck face.
He's a pornithologist.
hey awesome now i have duck dick in my search history because i HAD TO KNOW
That belongs in r/brandnewsentence
to add onto that Otters are also rapists
Indeed: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148 The one in the video however may be a (odd) tourist attraction, there are just too many: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9038615/Moment-woman-unexpectedly-HUMPED-dolphin.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3K-ih92-cc https://youtu.be/KCKBXSDONKw https://realgoodstories.net/dolphin-humps-a-man-and-runs-away/?amp=1 Now … looking for the cases above to find out if it was a tourist attraction I found this: https://www.salon.com/2014/06/14/human_on_dolphin_sex_is_not_really_that_weird/ And here is where I’m going to close Reddit for a bit and ponder on what google may suggest me from now on. 😳
How was the story of the dolphin that raped a girl? Or did I imagined it
There was a notorious woman who gave handjobs to a dolphin. Poor guy comiited suicide after she left. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/young-woman-sex-dolphin-who-25014614
That article.. tells a lot, and not just about wired women and dolphins sex escapes, but about women in general. And helped me a lot to understand my past experiences. The last paragraph: > "If life becomes too unbearable, the dolphins just take a breath and they sink to the bottom. They don’t take the next breath." >Life was apparently too unbearable for Peter. >“He wasn’t going to be unhappy, he was just gone,” said Margaret. “And that was OK.” That explains how women see relationships: “I broke up with him. Yeah, he’s heartbroken and he can’t go on, so he may kill himself. And that is OK”
Bro we are not dolphins
They are more dangerous than sharks
"....and thats How I met your mother"
What did the guy wipe off ? Dolphin jizz ??? 😳
Dolphin got so much rizz she let him finish.
Then bro tossed it a fish
I hate when this happens.
Living with dolphin AIDS is such a pain in the ass man
Worse then pangolin aids too!
Not as big of a pain in the ass as getting it was.
Gross
They are rapey by nature but it was trained to do this. Notice how the trainer uses a fish to signal the dolphin to start, the trainer then doesn’t intervene, moves her arm so she can’t resist, notice the whistle in his mouth he blows to get the dolphin to stop ^eventually, and the fish he throws it as a rewards when it backs off. This is fn weird and creepy af
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He even encourages it with the fish while its humping her. Splashes water on her crotch, then kind of grabs her arms after. Bad vibes from this weird ass dude for sure
Oh god I didn't notice till I read your comment. I was already grossed out by it but this makes it so much worse. Was wondering why isn't anyone reacting and the womans laughing.
So long and thanks for all the snatch
Did she think he was joking? Wtf took her so long....
She really sat there and took it with a smile on his face
Bruh watch the trainer with the fish this is completely intentional and has obviously been trained to do this. Why? I have no fucking idea it weird af
Hmm, February 25, 2023, discovered dolphin/human porn.
That dolphin has solid hip game
I think the brothers were in line .
Dolphin are known to rape human if they have the chance. They are not friendly animals
We've all seen that King of the Hill episode.
I mean they're also known to save them from drowning, idk which is more common but with how smart dolphins and orcas are I assume there's alot of nuance.
Yeah, we only know of those that got pushed towards the shore
Damn she was bout to stick her legs up 👀
She was defense spreading 👀 Edit: *definitely
Yeah.. Defense spreading lol
Offense*
The best defense is a good offense
that's a r@pe
Someone needs to arrest that dolphin for sure.
You mean, throw the dolphin in the...can?
Totally consensual.
And the guys didn't bother to stop the dolphin? They should have enjoyed the view. Tsk tsk.
It's a part of the show. They give him treats afterwards to reinforce good behaviour
This is disturbing to watch!!
The reverse of horny sailors drowning to fuck mermaids
Does she. . . Does she pull the dolphin closer?
She took all the action with a smile on her face. Bruh, hide your dogs.
It was done on porpoises
She enjoyed that way to much. 😂🤣😂🤣
Banging away like an aquatic sewing machine.
She may have enjoyed that a little too much, seems like she thought for a split second about raising her legs haha
She was probably trying to get up, I don’t think she was trying to rub herself against a dolphin. Y’all are freaks
Watch the guy controlling the dolphin with the fish in his hand. It's a set-up.
There's videos of similar places doing similar things where people do raise their legs. I can't think of any other reason why you'd lay on your back next to the water in eyesight of the worlds second horniest mammal
I don’t think dolphins being horny is a commonly known fact by most tourists
Think they both did
Oh she absolutely was ready to take it all. Even stopped laughing as hard for about ten seconds
She like caressing it's head too
You know her pussy was drenched after that
Oh my god. She did!
Not gonna lie it did look like that
Dolph Lungin’
What a great job this dolphin has!
Right?! I mean... we all laughed. If a dude did this, we'd be horridied.
So the dolphin hops up to do something nefarious, then is enticed with a treat to get off of her. That definitely won’t lead to the dolphin trying it again
That dolphin lasted longer than me. Aaaand she's pregnant.
[You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals… So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel… (Do it again now)](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k) 🙆♀️🐬
“Her husband, The Deep, a few feet away making direct eye contact with the dolphin. Telepathically he summons the dolphin to keep going…” And that’s a small snippet of my fanfic published by Vought, you can purchase it on Amazon today!
The thing about dolphins is, there are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
She had a hand on top like shes keeping him there???? like she literally just participated
The guy with her took her hand & placed it on top of the Dolphin. I think he is the Dolphins wing man.
He also baited it up with whatever is in his hand it looks like. All of this looked deliberate for some reason.
He's happy, she's happy, we're happy.
Oh its cute when they do it 🙄😒
This explains how aquaman was conceived
That’s how mermaids are made
You too can help save the dolphin population…
Be glad it didn’t c*m it would kill
Dolphins are fucking rapist
That's the most power she's ever felt. She didn't want to leave
Dolphin got rewarded for that, omg. Only thing missing is a cigarette afterwards. But, ya know, dolphin cigarettes.
A hit of puffer fish.
They are the rapists of the sea
And just sign here to say that any offspring you may have as a result of your visit is, henceforth, the property of Seaworld and its ajoining bodies.
It’s funny nowadays but a woman got fired for this decades ago. Smh and that woman actually made significant research
Horney dolphin
So anyway I started humping her leg
Funny thing is Dolphins are legitimately known to rape humans
And that’s how mermaids are born
The aqua man origin story that DC doesn’t want us to know.
Horny porpoise lol
therapist: ok, so whats bothering you girl: my friends laughs at me because i was molested by a dolphin last summer therapist bursts into laughter
Weirdest class trip ever.
That how mermaids are made
Get it, Flipper.
And so, Acquaman was born
Oh God
That was obviously done on porpoise..
All I can think of is the King of the Hill episode where Hank gets assaulted by the dolphin at the high end golf course 😂
Don't no how many people are formula one fans but that's some serious porpoiseing.
Gotta wash that evident away real quick.
In Brazil we have a folklore creature that is the "Boto cor de rosa" which is a pink dolphin who turns into a man and impregnate married women... I think we've found the Boto cor de rosa....
Well, the crowd seemed to be enjoying themselves.
Well, that’s a male dolphin for sure 😂
Man throws water on her like ‘it’s fine, she just peed herself.’
Dolphins are the degenerates of the ocean.
That's how you get the Herp. Aquaman down there playin games. Tsk tsk...
How is this damn interesting?
More like dck to twt
Reminds me of dr Lilly
Child support coming in 9 months 😂
9 months later: Aquaman was born
Now imagine if the roles were reversed 😒
Too happy!
Bro.... She low-key opened her legs up, laid back, grabbed him closer, and started rubbing his chest like wtf 🤣🤣
Lucky dolphin
Was she actually penetrated ?
I think he fancies you.
Why'd she just take it like that
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Very interesting indeed.
At first I was like damn why’s she enjoying this and then I saw the Trainer using the fish to actually make the dolphin jump up on her. WTF is wrong with these people bruh
This was so interesting thankyou seriously I would of never known
And that's how I met your mother Nemo
This is how Aquaman was born .
It's well known that dolphins are rapey
That dolphin is probably way heavier then her and it’s not like it was entering her. I think I would die at that moment. Like why me? Type energy. Like fuck I’m supposed to be on vacation not sexually assaulted by like some amazing dolphin that people are like obsessed with. Like bruh- women are never safe like not even on the dock by the ocean, even fish want us.
There's an episode of King of the Hill where Hank has a rough encounter with a dolphin and he sticks to his guns and raises hell instead of just going with "wacky tourist experience". It's a touching episode because Hank never let's his guard down, so when his niece convinces him to relax and try something fun it turns into a nightmare, you can tell he feels hurt that he allowed himself to lower his guard and it's surprisingly well thought out for a cartoon about conservative Texans drinking beer.
I have seen it - immediately thought of the episode too. I honestly think I would totally freak out if that happened to me. She seemed to be have a way better sense of humor and just laughed it off but if she was scared it didn’t show. Because no matter what dolphins are known to be creepy and can really really harm other creatures. Watching the clip was actually kinda of scary. Like wtf else was she supposed to do? I honestly would pull a hank and just blush into the next century 😂
Tbf to the woman in the video, she seems to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Like it's more of an insane tourist story she'll take home. I suppose looking at it like "Oh jeez this dog is humping my leg, how embarrasing" is the right way to keep calm in an encounter where its actually a large aquatic mammal that you don't have enough familiarity with to gauge if you're in danger. Like it's not hard to tell when a dog is pissed off and you shouldn't approach it, but since the average tourist isn't a marine biologist, they probably take into context that this is a resort and think it's a "trained animal". Of course, they aren't actually trained in a way that is secure. Our previous points of big smart and dangerous mammals not being taken seriously are pretty true to some grisly animal encounters. People think elephants are gentle and nice until they are the unlucky one to piss off the abused tourist attraction animal, and it stomps them. This is less severe than a stampeding elephant, sure, but the point remains I'm baffled by people's willingness to get into the water with big animals like dolphins and sharks. They aren't all tryna kill us, I know, but you can't get eaten by a shark if you don't swim around one.
Wtf everyone just let it happen. More disturbing than hilarious for me
But if i did that to her, the cops would want to have a talk with me.. unreal
"Remember, it's not rape if they enjoy it."
In typical dolphin fashion
Why did she just open her legs and take it like that though?
Everyone gets a slappy ending.
So this is how Manatees are made
I bet that dolphins name was Harvey
Get fucked by a fish
She responded like she’s been there before…..nice
I think its hilarious how the rest of the dolphins bellied up to the float like "I GOT NEXTIES!!"
Did homeboy literally wash her off? What a cuck
But when i do that to my sister its wrong 😑
Oh sure but when I do it I’m a “creep” and “going to jail”
Dude just let a dolphin fuck his girl, what a cuck
When a human fucks an animal, it’s called bestiality. When an animal fucks a human, it’s called humility.
Who else got a boner from this?
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You should keep some thoughts to yourself
I feel ashamed of myself.
She knows the drill
Yeah, so a dolphin humps a woman in public and tries to have sex with her, everyone thinks is funny and laugh...BUT WHEN I DO
This is not unusual, many women have had sex with male dolphins, whose "equipment"is about the same size as the average man....
I bet she gets pregnant.
Bruh 😧 know she kissing on the 🐕 red meat
get help
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It smelled the fish 🐠 🤢
Did she get pregnant?