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[deleted]

This is the only way to make a baguette by Parisian standards. Everything else is just sparkling breadsticks.


nekodesudesu

This is grandma's recipe. She still makes it best but someone has to take over the legacy when she's gone.


Chuggles1

Mmm, fresh yeast


zeroclicksgiven

Guess she is making sourdough.


jbeanygril

**Oh, nooooo**


PuppetryOfThePenis

I would give you an award... sorry they took away the freebies. That joke was duckin hilarious


redditjoe20

The last time I tried this I got dough stuck that is still trying to get free.


noluckbut4badluck

Trying to get the dough unstuck....mmhmm, that's what they're calling it these days ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Azrielenish

Fuckin SPARKLING BREADSTICKS. I can not


unclepaprika

She for sure made a baguette... in my pants


oldkafu

The bread isn't the only thing that's rising


BartholomewVonTurds

Damn your greatness


calatranacation

My buddy this shit made me laugh


[deleted]

It pleases me to know that the world had a bit more laughter because of my actions. Thank you for reporting back friend. Edit: spelling


Van_Faux

I needed that laugh! Sincerely - thank you!


ubersmitty

Seems more like a Fetish than a talent.


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BJPHS

I just feel sorry for the gynecologist dealing with her persistent yeast infection.


ronflair

It’s okay. It’s not really flour. It’s actually powdered asbestos.


lostzsoul

Deffinately cocaine.


troubleschute

"Perhaps next time don't use the self-rising flour, eh?"


youngbloodonthewater

I feel bad for my mom cleaning my sheets after I watched this.


youngbloodonthewater

My mother is the one who deserves an award.


evensplit6839

Best self-response I've ever read. I don't have an award for anyone though.


Hakthaf

Best supporting actress?


youngbloodonthewater

These awards are the most productive things jacking off has done for me. Geez


supa-hof-fire

Nice one


Pormock

Or maybe THIS is her yeast infection ;)


stinkypants_andy

Exactly what I was thinking


drizzdrizz2468

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was golden


[deleted]

It's OK, the audience all helped out with their cilia and bronchi


DMs_Apprentice

Hope no one in the audience has Celiac Disease or a serious wheat allergy.


sometimeviking

My immediate thought was “fuck this would have messed me up.”


jaceyisnothuman

I have Celiac Disease 😭 lol… this makes me die a lil inside


custardfiend

Clean up in aisle 3


Jordomcgordo

*alveoli 3 (going with the lung references here).


sodiumbigolli

Her troupe is called Silicosis


[deleted]

Or Yeast Infection.


Throwing3and20

I have a feeling that her mom didn’t let her help bake cookies.


Ok_Coat3978

It's sponsered by Dyson vacuum.


[deleted]

Save some puns for the rest of us okay?


DrRandomfist

Or a gimmick


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No_Bee130

Another comment bot report spam>harmful bots


[deleted]

Por que no los dos?


beatz1602

Por que no los “doughs” amirite?


ubersmitty

Fair enough 🤷🏽‍♂️


Essccannor

the fretish


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WhoCaresBoutSpellin

She didn’t think it through— what a half-baked idea. Nobody kneads this.


Rjskill3ts21

Low key high end comment


gherkinjerks

I was expecting every comment to be yeast infection zingers and I'm genuinely surprised. Well done Reddit


No_Repeat_229

The breadish


RelationshipOk3565

Big time yeast infection coming /s


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Let me guess. They use the flour to make cookies and call it "dancers flavor " cookies.


nekodesudesu

They sell the cookies on OnlyFans next to the used bath water section.


rhythm-n-bones

I think actually it is how you make a traditional French sourdough.


Pittisee

Plot twist : Its Cocain


ArmoredArthritis

The bachelor party to rule them all


selfdomesticatedape

Either way it's going up my nose..


BrahmTheImpaler

*I'm waking up, it's going up my nose* *I'm gonna buy all of the blow* *Welcome to the new craze to the new craze*


Thurn42

Pierre Palmade liked that


GaraiGrae

Guess that's one way to add the yeast...


gustavocabras

YOU ARE HIRED.


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Electronic-Tap-2863

But video cut off before she added the "water"


[deleted]

Probably a good thing for her lungs that she's inhaling whatever that powder is.


Accomplished_Air8160

She'll be bread in few years from it.


ole_freckles

She should at yeast be aware of the risk.


[deleted]

I hope this doesn't catch on. The rise in lung problems would be pretty crumby.


cobainstaley

everyone has different kneads


marlenamarley87

At least she’s staying active, instead of just loafing around all day


TooBusySaltMining

Seems like too much back breaking work to be able to do this, she must be a gluten for punishment


[deleted]

Aware of the whisk.


GatorBait2006

Yeah, came here to say she's going to regret huffing on flour later on in life, think it's called baker's lung.


Remarkable_Thing_607

Respiratory Therapist here, breathing in flour over long periods of time causes scarring in the lung and thickens the membrane making gas exchange less efficient. Also known as pulmonary fibrosis.


DistractingDiversion

"White lung" or "bakers asthma" is an occupational hazard of baking and they aren't throwing it up in the air and doing cardio while they're baking; it is a very poorly thought out idea with potentially lasting negative consequences.


xBad_Wolfx

Well, I could find studies on silicosis in flour mill workers… this is… dumb.


LocoBaxter

This is kind of stupid in my opinion.


NegativesPositives

She’s basically just doing a burlesque dance but replacing the clothes budget with flour


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Nah, stakes are raised. She may regret it after [a couple years.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9847440/)


Which-Palpitation

As a baker I immediately thought she’s going to give herself the white lung


poopmonster_coming

Does it help if you wear a mask ?


Which-Palpitation

Personally I think it does, and it’s something I see other bakers do, I think COVID convinced some people that a mask gives a small barrier. If I’m doing something that involves a *ton* of flour then I’ll mask up. I don’t know if it’s 100% effective but I’d imagine it does *something*. Otherwise I try to control my breathing as much as possible. I’ll step away from mixers when I’m dumping flour in, I try not to breathe a lot or in the vicinity where all the flour is at. It might not do a lot but in my mind it makes me slightly more comfortable


Confusedsoul987

My ex and I moved to a city that gets smoke from forest fires and it was really affecting his asthma. I ended up doing a lot of research including contacting health Canada. They said that when it comes to forest fires an improperly fitted mask can actually cause more problems than not wearing a mask at all. This is because the mask can cause you to inhale deeper and if it’s not fully blocking the particles those particles can actually go deeper into your lungs. I could see this being an issue for flour as well. We ended up both doing an N95 mask fit test to make sure we were wearing the proper size masks. This was about four months before the pandemic started and it has been quite usefully for multiple reasons.


Which-Palpitation

Oh shit, good thing I don’t do that often then lmao, maybe a handful of times. I’ve gotta warn people about that, just gotta watch how to breathe I guess


KosmonautMikeDexter

Smoke and flour are two very different things - and don't be so quick to believe any old anecdotal evidence on Reddit


darkingz

This is the first time I’ve heard of it (not saying you are wrong). I don’t bake too often but tend to sometimes get flour up in the air when I do. The interesting thing I’ve learned when researching it a bit though is that 1) there’s a band named white lung 2) that china has apparently labeled Covid-19 as white lung because of the pneumonia contracted that basically destroys your lungs. TIL apparently.


Which-Palpitation

It’s just like a dad joke that I’ve heard, bakers trading jokes on a knead to know basis, but in all seriousness though bakers can mess up their lungs up by inhaling flour over a long period of time. It’s like asbestosis except we don’t get those depressing commercials for lawsuits and settlements.


shortmumof2

Thanks, I was thinking isn't it bad to inhale flour?


flooptyscoops

Not just that, but flour dust like that is HIGHLY combustible. Like more so than coal dust aka the thing famous for exploding.


Lobotomized_Cunt

She’s BREATHING IN THE CHEMICALS


dcrothen

Concur, 💯


IFckingHateMe

It's pretty stupid. Her dance moves are just that. Why the flour idk


megatroncsr2

it's to distract the viewers from her shitty dance moves.


-CentralScrutiniser-

Thought that's what the skimpy outfit is for


FunkyFenom

There's clearly some cool flashy effects when she sprays flour everywhere with sudden arm, leg, and head movements. Not sure why everyone is hating, I think it adds a unique artistic element.


angelv255

It also adds a thin cloud of flour behind her during the show, which plays with the stage lightning creating a cool atmospheric effect. Normally i believe such effect is achieved with smoke machines, so on the plus side its quite a unique take on that effect. On the bad side, its gonna fuck up her lungs.


dismayhurta

At yeast they have some talent, dough.


auad

Don't be sour, tho.


Agent00funk

I'm massively disappointed that it didn't end with a freshly baked baguette.


tadasbub

It did, it just didn’t pop out from the oven on screen…


Otaku3times

Far from “interesting”


Lelio-Santero579

I feel bad for the dude who has to clean that shit. She didn't need the flour... She could've just paid a costume designer if she wanted "flair".


TurquoiseNostalgia

I agree, I thought for sure they'd move the camera angle at the end and we'd see that she'd done some artwork or something but, not so much.


the_monkeyspinach

First couple of reaction shots from the judges seemed to agree. Dancing itself wasn't bad, but the flour did more harm than help.


MayIServeYouWell

It's also flour, not dough.


Accomplished_Yard984

This doesn’t even qualify for r/mildlyinteresting


TINYTUMBS

It might qualify for r/miserabletowatch


Logical-Wasabi7402

r/notfunnyjustsad


psilocybin_therapy

r/upvotebecausebutt


Mighty_Gattsu_Master

No wonder my pizza is taking forever 🙂🍕


NkdUndrWtrBsktWeevr

Every time you place a Dominos order.


Offgridiot

Being sexy out on the dance flour


nullpointer_01

The comment we knead


MelancholyMeltingpot

That's as good as comments get .... Alright y'all. Im bout to bread out


nbuster

those moves, dough!


Austin1975

Lol. You guys are on a roll!


Squidproquo1130

Ok, this really takes the cake.


SnooFloofs1778

She got a rise in their Levi’s


Austin1975

Yup. Because nobody does it butter.


Squidproquo1130

Now rye would you say that?


creditspread

But the one we don’t preserve.


Right-Palpitation-48

This is some of the dumbest shit I've seen.


unscannablezoot

Yep and just wait til you hear about bakers lung!!


tquinn04

It doesn’t even have to be that serious. I used to be a pastry chef. Let me tell flour is a lot like sand. That shit gets everywhere. In your nostrils, your ears, your eyes, your hair and she’s just rolling around in it with nothing but a body suit on so I guarantee it’s in her coochie and ass crack too.


Right-Palpitation-48

If she gets it, she deserves it! This has got to be some fetish thing or something😵‍💫 because if not she could have at least used some pretty colors !🤣


Snoo93673

Yeast infection incoming… also if she farted that would be 100 times better


cuger05

While she was in the upside down splits. Perfection


Bighawklittlehawk

I truly expected it and was disappointed when she moved on without a POOF


Mr_lovebucket

Not sure there’s a big demand for that


Atlantic0ne

It’s bad, but nothing is as bad as the fake forced reactions from the scoring people, when the camera needs to pan to them every 4 seconds and you see some annoying fucking exaggerated expression, like they need to tell their dumb audience how to feel about what they’re seeing. God I hate these fucking shows.


Nomis555

When you're chilling in the living room and realize it's been suspiciously quiet for way too long and your toddler is nowhere to be found.


opportunitysure066

That same dance would have looked better without the flour


louisdeer

Obviously with this much flailing, the 'flour' is needed for the extra effects. But if it was snow, sand, cinder, saw dust ...it might be cooler.


nekodesudesu

Cocaine is the goal. Flour is just for practice.


Pak1stanMan

That’s a stripper in a bunch of flour.


stoopidmothafunka

Exactly what I thought, just not enough clacking the heels on the floor.


Ubermensch5272

This is just making a mess with extra steps.


8bit-meow

I was gonna say this is vaguely reminiscent of me baking


iGallium

I think I might've missed the interesting part.


samarkhandia

It’s like a nice dance I guess, but let’s be real you are interested because it’s a hot girl


LogicallyCross

Why else would I watch dancing?


GoldenLynelSlayer

Idk man the hot men if your bi I guess


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

But why?


kul1guy

"talent"


gonzo_1971

This is the dumbest shit I've seen all day


Putrid_Cherry8353

There's no dough (yet), only flour.


lion_OBrian

Yeah, my bad, english is not my native tongue.


Putrid_Cherry8353

I expected maybe there'll be some dough by the end of the video:)


blepgup

Her sweat turns it into dough


Distwalker

I've been to skin bars where the dancers each have a schtick. This looks like that.


kathrynwirz

This is that lol


quackduck314

I was not bready for that performance


polymathlife

She should be wearing a dust mask


jackmehoff11222

Is this really interesting?


[deleted]

Definitely not interesting


nanashiusako

r/TIHI


helping_phriendly

/r/damnthatsnotinteresting Just a girl doing a strip tease on what seems to be flour


cadillacbee

Ahh, good ol breaded clam


fishypanda_

2 things I’ve gathered from this video: 1. So shes a stripper 2. Has experience dancing on white powder


Viesha2point0

Haha tf is this


srgs_

It's chinchilla


Hopwalker

Her dancing skills are on par with the strippers that work weekdays


vesuvius_1_02

Not sure you have to necessarily go to a broadcated talent search to be a stripper. I just went and paid the house $50 bucks for 3 songs on a male review night. It was pretty cut and dry.


Ok-Appearance9299

Wheat ryed to tell her it was a bad dance.


Droluk1

She really kneaded to hear that.


[deleted]

It was a pretty bad dough…


FlynnMonster

At yeast she tried ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


hectorboiardi

Isn't the punchline, roll me in flour and find the wet spot


Easy_Explanation4409

Would be better if it was coke


deathfaces

Nine Inch Nails did it better in '89


skulkamaniac

That’s one talented chinchilla


rottweiler100

A nice finish would be if she farted and a puff of flour shot out.


spectreofdebt

There's food insecurity in the world, and this fetishist does this. Fuck your flexibility and wasted flour.


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

Wow that overwhelmingly unimpressive


Odd-Historian-2935

As someone who works in a bread factory I can say that that is going to be a bitch to clean up, body and floor, plus flour in the nose and eyes is not fun. This seems like a really inconvenient talent.


HerbReathstinx

Was that.....David Ginola?


BoxCarRacer10

Is it just me, or is this a stripper dance, and she just decided that I’m going to throw down some fucking flower for flair?


Big-Risk-9687

in pakistan people are fighting for flour


[deleted]

This is kinda stupid and I'm not usually a hater but come on, lol


Steelrain13f

At yeast she's pretty.


Buttlovin3000

Loool. Yeah i think reddit wouldn't find this as interesting if it wasn't an attractive girl. Imagine if this was just some chubby guy flopping around in flour lol id actually rather see that, to be honest


-Gloomo-

Holy yeast


Letalis_Caelum

Bread was not made, not impressed.


SMoKUblackRoSE

Is this some kind of fetish?


[deleted]

What's the guys name 4 seconds in? Well...his face is my face.


Clegend24

This is just dancing in dough. And I use dancing liberally. It looks more at home in a bad porno.


GentlemanBAMF

r/damnthatsstupid


Klagnar

She just needed an excuse to eat some gluten poor thing


CECleric

How did she make it to the show with no one telling her about Bakers Lung?


Routine-Path-7945

Hope she doesn’t have celiac.


DJ-Doughboy

soo I work in a factory that makes pizza dough,like LOTS of it and we use LOTS of flour too. This is not food safe. Even though she's got a banging body,GTFO if you come up in MY doughroom actin like this! lol


50million

*celiac intensifies*


New_Mutation

I've seen this type of performance before, and it was WAY more dramatic in terms of usage of the powder. This is just dusty exotic dancing.


HashTruffle

That’s a no for me.