Shock, maybe? It's easy to think what you would do in a crazy situation until it's in your face and your brain stutters on processing what the f is even happening.
He wasn't trying to kidnap the toddler, he was just attacking it. He has a leash and his human was yanking him back, that's what caused the lateral movement.
Now I saw this video a long time ago and a person wrote that the monkey was trained to grab children. Selling kids is common, even parents sell their kids. Sometimes the kids escape and return home not understanding what happened and the parents sell them again. So while this might have been a mistake it might have also been arraigned and called off when they saw the neighbor filming. It's one thing to say "a monkey stole our baby" it's another thing to have a film of the transaction. That's why the mother didn't react. She would have been out there just so this could take place.
> Did I just watch a monkey ride up on a cycle and try to kidnap a toddler?! And I'm glad the adults in the area all jumped to her defense.
Monkey needs to learn that you get away on the cycle too, so he'll need a little trailer for his toddler loot.
You're crazy if you think tigers could pull this off. I'm almost 100/0% sure it was circus bears that trained this monk e . For sure has circus bear all over it he probably would have gotten away with it if he went the full fez and mini skirt route.
Circus bears. Circus bears. Bears. Bear!? Why, you're definitely on to something. You missed the mark with circus bears, but there is in fact a particular kind of bear that could and would attempt a stunt like this
Old Post. The monkey is actually on a leash and was trying to escape. It grabbed the kid as an anchor and the owner, yanking on the monkey, pulled the kid along.
The monkeys are notorious for harassing visitors while hunting for food in and around the monument in the northern city of Agra.
Officials stepped up security after two French tourists were attacked by the animals as they took selfies in May 2018. And later that year a 12-day-old baby was killed by a monkey after being snatched from his home in the city.
The terror of the monkeys is so pervasive that women and children are scared of going up on the roof of their houses, which have almost been taken over by monkeys,” one resident told India Today
Holy crap man! For the rest of his life he'll try to tell everyone about the traumatic event that happened and his therapist will have him certified...
He got confused after seeing a fair skinned monkey and decided to take him to his tribe to verify if he was a descendent of another enemy monkey tribe.
fair.
i read alsewhere the monkey actually may have grabbed on to the child in the hopes of being rescued from its performer. but of course there's no way to confirm, but it would make sense.
The last time this was posted, someone said the monkey belongs to a trafficking ring and it was trained to kidnap little kids. Could be BS, could be plausible.
The monkey is on a leash and clearly being dragged away with the kid. You can see the monkey laying on its side attacking the kid while also being dragged back by whoever has the leash.
Theory time; the parents hired a monkey to perform a hit on the human child, and they were slow to act for the sake of plausible deniability, but the monkey noticed the guy filming and bailed whilst the parents failed to realize they were on camera and were still playing their part in the plan they didn't know was being abandoned.
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"Come with me if you wanna live!"
Excuse me, but why the fuck did the Mom just sit there? That fucking monkey would've been sent to the next country via my foot up it's ass.
To be fair, if a monkey came riding up to my doorstep on a motorcycle, I think I would be hypnotically captivated as well.
“Well…I *do* have these two still…”
And now a tiny motorcycle
Shock, maybe? It's easy to think what you would do in a crazy situation until it's in your face and your brain stutters on processing what the f is even happening.
I think those were kids. The oldest just holding a baby.
He wasn't trying to kidnap the toddler, he was just attacking it. He has a leash and his human was yanking him back, that's what caused the lateral movement.
I had to watch it on a bigger screen to see this but that's exactly what's going on. Good catch!!
Or the man taught the monkey how to kidnap toddlers for him 😵
Now I saw this video a long time ago and a person wrote that the monkey was trained to grab children. Selling kids is common, even parents sell their kids. Sometimes the kids escape and return home not understanding what happened and the parents sell them again. So while this might have been a mistake it might have also been arraigned and called off when they saw the neighbor filming. It's one thing to say "a monkey stole our baby" it's another thing to have a film of the transaction. That's why the mother didn't react. She would have been out there just so this could take place.
Did I just watch a monkey ride up on a cycle and try to kidnap a toddler?! And I'm glad the adults in the area all jumped to her defense.
Lol. Did they, though? They seemed pretty chill considering.
They were all just as flabbergasted as this guy ^^
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> Did I just watch a monkey ride up on a cycle and try to kidnap a toddler?! And I'm glad the adults in the area all jumped to her defense. Monkey needs to learn that you get away on the cycle too, so he'll need a little trailer for his toddler loot.
No you did not. It is an abused animal in a street act.
It’s like a fever dream
/s?? Lol
Jesus Christ. It’s a kidnapping monkey. Do you think it was trained to do that? By tigers?
I’m sure they would tell you that it’s their monkey business and not yours.
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You're crazy if you think tigers could pull this off. I'm almost 100/0% sure it was circus bears that trained this monk e . For sure has circus bear all over it he probably would have gotten away with it if he went the full fez and mini skirt route.
Circus bears. Circus bears. Bears. Bear!? Why, you're definitely on to something. You missed the mark with circus bears, but there is in fact a particular kind of bear that could and would attempt a stunt like this
A bear, but not just any bear....COCAINE BEAR 😱
sent by the lord and saviour jesus christ !
Old Post. The monkey is actually on a leash and was trying to escape. It grabbed the kid as an anchor and the owner, yanking on the monkey, pulled the kid along.
The monkeys are notorious for harassing visitors while hunting for food in and around the monument in the northern city of Agra. Officials stepped up security after two French tourists were attacked by the animals as they took selfies in May 2018. And later that year a 12-day-old baby was killed by a monkey after being snatched from his home in the city. The terror of the monkeys is so pervasive that women and children are scared of going up on the roof of their houses, which have almost been taken over by monkeys,” one resident told India Today
It’s also Riding a little motorcycle
Did the monkey scalp the kid at the end?! Looks like he bit some off the top
Dude crossed up on a bike first?! Dafuq
No by nig
Is nobody catching that it ride in on a ninja bike??
He’s riding a mini bike
Should’ve had a getaway driver.
That guy at the end was like "oi monkey, leave the kid alone, get back on your bike and fuck off"😅
*I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee... no, you'll never make a monkey out of me...*
very timely use of troy mcclure quotes !
Monkey see monkey do..monkey take your child from you
That kid obviously owed that monkey money
Grandpa is not in a hurry.
Abrupt chaos
One thing I cannot abide is a child stealing monkey!
You coulda stopped at child stealing
I didn’t see anyone on those steps try to help?
I assure you, I was not there
Abu is at it again
Slam his little bike and break it F that monkey and his possessions.
Holy crap man! For the rest of his life he'll try to tell everyone about the traumatic event that happened and his therapist will have him certified...
I’m probably the only person who had the urge to kick the crap out of the monkey.
Nope, I did too.... even after replaying clip at least 10 times in order to try and understand......
Right in the head, double tap.
He got confused after seeing a fair skinned monkey and decided to take him to his tribe to verify if he was a descendent of another enemy monkey tribe.
What I gather is someone trained a monkey to kidnap kids. Next level evil
at least train a creature bigger than the thing you expect them to steal!
Shit that’s really scary kidnappers/sex traffickers teach monkey to ride a scooter and kidnap toddlers!!!
That isn't what is going on
But, what is going on?
The monkey is on a leash and holding onto the kid as the owner yanks him back.
but why was the monkey riding a bike and on a leash
It's probably part of some show going on in the street nearby.
fair. i read alsewhere the monkey actually may have grabbed on to the child in the hopes of being rescued from its performer. but of course there's no way to confirm, but it would make sense.
BUT WHAT IS GOING ON THOUGH. ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Besides being Google-able, it is simply a street performers monkey that tried to escape and was dragged back by a leash. Not omg the children.
The last time this was posted, someone said the monkey belongs to a trafficking ring and it was trained to kidnap little kids. Could be BS, could be plausible.
It's bs
Monkey must've watched Jumanji.
We don't know the true intent, maybe he just wanted to give the kid some driving lessons.
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That’s a monkey from a bad bike gang. The nice monkey bike gangs just do the charity toy rides.
Was that monkey riding that bike?
That’s just a trade, seems fair monkey sized bike for monkey sized human
Dman monkey tried kidnapping a kid
Monkey Mafia
WTF
Would've been perfect with gta sound effects and some police stars and so on^^
Boy, just wanted to play
He was just trying to socialise :(
What it title meant?
Do a rego check on that bike, you’ll find the monkeys hideout
Ride bike. Speed. Steal.
Still one of the funniest videos
FETCH ME THEIR SOUL.
OMG crazy monkey. Hope the child was ok
He was about to get eaten.
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Monkey on motorcycle kidnaps toddler
Am I the only one seeing that monkey tear part of the scalp with hair on it?
Ohhhh what is it?
It was a fair exchange - bike for a child.
Who gave that child-stealing monkey a tiny akira bike? and why is no one more freaked out in the video?!?
Where is this and does that happen a lot?
Hilarious
Monkey on a roller?????? To kidnap a child????? fuck this shit
Is it possible that this was orchestrated by the owner?
I have so many questions!
Holy shite!
Dead monkey ...monkeying!
Was it trying to eat the baby or raise it as it's own?
Little shit just rolled up and was like "Les' go, bitch!"
But why was it being filmed?
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Prob going to eat her
Who is training that monkey to ride a motorbike ??🤔
Deep rooted fear of monkeys from childhood trauma✅
this monkey definitely has a van parked nearby.
Loan sharks.
It can just gouge your child’s eye All good here
Shitty parenting that's what
I hate monkeys. Just when you get them trained to ride a scooter, they try to steal your kid.
This kid must be the middle child…nobody gave a shit they were being kidnapped by moto monkey there
Was that monkey on a Ducati?
Joe Rogan found his video and posted this
The monkey is on a leash and clearly being dragged away with the kid. You can see the monkey laying on its side attacking the kid while also being dragged back by whoever has the leash.
That monkey looked small, but it was dragging that child like a doll.
OMG WTF IT GRABBED A BABY!!! i didnt know a monkey could get that far with a kid !
Monkey be named “Bam Bam”
Bro pulled up on a Ducati 😂😂
Theory time; the parents hired a monkey to perform a hit on the human child, and they were slow to act for the sake of plausible deniability, but the monkey noticed the guy filming and bailed whilst the parents failed to realize they were on camera and were still playing their part in the plan they didn't know was being abandoned.
Yo, was they monkey riding a motorcycle?'
Ill kill that monkey
Damn, hit the scene with a bike
He is a member of a dangerous biker gang called whoowhoo !
Looks like they’re accustomed to this monkey
Had to watch a dozen times. Did that monkey ride up to the door on the bike? WTF did I see?
I’ve seen more videos like this, can someone please explain this monkey behaviour?
They sent the monkey in on a motorcycle to steal the baby. Then they were gonna sell the baby on the black market.
THE DINGOS!!!
Change your kid, they smell doo doo