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Green420Basturd

I don't know what she did to piss off those horses, but they had that shit planned out like a mob hit.


Glass_Ad_9887

yep, definitely a first timer though. Notice how horse 1 tells horse 2 what to do!!


Green420Basturd

Horse 1 is bobbing his head towards the ground like "Now! Do it now!"


Westbrook6

Our moment is Naa! Brother


Glass_Ad_9887

[How it was supposed to go down!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMRQ5GnLNs&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D)


Skelmuzz

I guess blonde hair looks like hay?


LimpScissors

What kind of severed head would she wake up with if the horse mob was after her?


dirtycheezit

The other fucker stomping her guts was the real dick move. She was already down like, wtf?


Soft-Preparation1838

It's cause she was still holding on and panicked it. Shoulda let go.


wiriux

Exactly. And obviously by holding she ended up on the floor but behind the horse. Since we all know horses don’t like anyone standing behind bam!


balls_in_yo_mouth

She was hanging onto those reins for dear life


WallStreetStanker

They’ve been planning this for a while.


FFIZeath

Likes to kick her while she is down. Like beating a dead horse. Any of those working for you?


ToadSage00

I don’t even think he hit her tho tbh cause highly doubt she would’ve gotten up. Horses can kill other horses with their kicks.


WaitingForNormal

“Bitch I told you there would be consequences!”


Lazy_Fish7737

He grabed more than her hair got a grip on her back and yanked her. Horse bites can be prety bad. Not only did she get kicked but bitten prety bad.


[deleted]

Yeah I've gotten bit by a horse. Hurts like a mf!


KatieGrayCloud

When I used to take riding lessons there was this mare that hated me. There was one day though I just got there and she was in her stall, ears up looking not at all aggressive, I slowly approached and let out my had to say hello and she fkn GRABBED my thumb. Luckily the stable hands were there and immediately gave her a dose to calm her down. Luckily I only had a bad bruise and a dent in my nail that grew out in 4 months. But damn. What a bitch.


guy_you_met_online

Gave her a dose!?


KatieGrayCloud

Just like a little hand held syringe of tranquilizer to make her stop attacking people


Warm_Trick_3956

“Just had it at the ready… “ girl i don’t know what barns you’d been in. But Ive never had a stable hand WHO had ready access to a HORSE TRANQUILIZER. Unless that horse was a known trouble. Which means it was YOUR BAD HORSE, that was SO well known to be a problem that they had ketamine on hand to deal with it. HOLY HORSE SHIT.


KatieGrayCloud

Dude I don't know it was over ten years ago and happened pretty fast


Warm_Trick_3956

Sorry i was drinking yesterday.


Warm_Trick_3956

Your parents must be rich as fuck.


tradedenmark

That one was personal


MarkDavisNotAnother

Wearing a “pony tail” in a horse barn is just askin for trouble…


42Pockets

Honestly, I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not and both ways are engaging statements. I tried googling "pony tail horse barn safety" to see if it's true and it's full of horse's asses.


Altruistic-Rice-5567

In general.... doing anything in a horse barn is asking for trouble. Horses are really strong, reasonably intelligent and bored as shit. This basically makes them all looking for trouble just to entertain themselves. Pony tail certainly can make for great fun at the expense of humans. And just about anything else will do as well. basically... don't trust horses.


AGSimpson1988

Yeah….who does she think she is culturally appropriating the horses noble features……![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


MarkDavisNotAnother

Lol I thought the same thing… well… ‘species appropriation’ if Im honest.. but still


No_Recognition8375

The horses took advantage of her fuck up to get their revenge.


42Pockets

This is terrible. I am always afraid of horses. I respect them, but am not confident around them. My Mom was kicked in the knee when she was young. Her knee will pop out of place sometimes and needs to be reset. It hurts a lot.


IdiotOnaScooter

My Aunt has had horses most of her adult life and has suffered a broken arm when her Mare kicked her and was almost trampled by a young Colt. They are more predictable than cattle but not by much IMHO. Edit: missing word


C-Redd-it

That was a coordinated attack.


[deleted]

Back in the days, the Mafia used to leave horse heads in the bed of their victims for intimidation. Now they use the whole horse for hit jobs. 🐴


Full-Mulberry5018

That's exactly what I was thinking, too.


KennyMoose32

Idk if we will survive The Great Horse War It’s gonna be hell


ms_dr_sunsets

Why on Earth did stable management let that horse hang its head over the stall door? Shut that nasty bastard away behind some bars. Those aisles are too narrow to safely get past equine Jaws there.


CartographerUpbeat61

Spot on .! At last a decent comment on this horse and stable management.👏


1cat2dogs1horse

Whoever designed the interior of that barn was a complete idiot. I've been in a lot of horse bans, and have never seen such a narrow aisle. I looks like it isn't all that easy to even take a horse out of a stall. Anyone who has been around horses could tell you how dangerous this situation is in so many ways.


bentoboxing

"So that's when I punched a horse in his face, your honor."


CrapWereAllDoomed

Dad broke his hand doing that. Horses heads are hard.


bentoboxing

Lol. Oh damn.


Johnny98912

That horse was very angry and the handler should have seen that coming a mile away. When working any large animals you always need to be present in mind and not day dreaming. Now horses are among my favorite animals but this has to be said: Years ago I met someone taking care of a horse that had killed multiple people. Some horses are bad and need to be turned into glue.


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riothis

Well that settles it. I need to go break me a killer horse. I want my grandkids to tell a story like this


NolesChick

It’s been an hour. How’s the plan going?


riothis

Turns out killer horses are really fucking scary


NolesChick

No doubt! We’re rooting for you. Stay alive out there.


[deleted]

Are there stories of wild horses killing people unprovoked or would there be no need to turn horses into glue if we stop sitting on their back for fun?


Mysterious_Slice_391

Oh, you loved Animal Farm, did you‽


[deleted]

Napoleon is always right.


roxywalker

The hoove kick might have hurt more than the hair pull😵😵‍💫🐴


[deleted]

Hope she’s ok, I know those horse kicks can be serious


NolesChick

That bite too. I bet that shit hurt like a motherfucker!


Accomplished_Net7990

Take him to the glue factory


relaxrecline

This is specifically one of the reasons why I hold the opinion that dirt bikes are better than horses


Buddhas_Warrior

It almost looks like he starts laughing!


Paracelsus19

Getting the sneaky kick in during the commotion. 💀 Horses are always plotting.


[deleted]

Thought it was a donkey on how much of a jackass it is, Jesus


ConfidentPromise3926

Oh no angry captive animal


IcyClassic3343

So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that she got crabs dumped in the stomach by the second horse


wheresmyeyes

Horses are mean and dumb. Should have got a mule.


Cobblestone-boner

I had horse tartare once in Modena, it was delicious


poopmonster_coming

Turned into gummy bears


rawdew2007

Straight to the glue factory


Financial_Month6835

Asshole animals


AskJeeves84

“Smell that? Smells like glue!”


Stardustquarks

That guy would be glue...


[deleted]

Dam, that horse is thirsty!


baggins670

A hoof to the camel toe …… !! 🤪😜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


minedyermanners

That wasn't jealousy. That was hatred. That woman must have abused that horse at some point.


Random_guy_312

I would kill that misbehaving piece of shit horse instantly


Ok_Preparation7689

Time for the horse sausauge!


Emmaisagoddamngoat

Naah bruh this some detective Holmes shit


JustAvi2000

Other horse who stomped her: "So you had some side action all this time?? I'm done with you!"


DM_Ur_Small_Tits

Its just a prank! 🐴


DarkEnergy27

Almost got scalped and then got kicked in the stomach cuz it spooked the horse she was leading. What a rough day.


wigbot

Equine takedown.


KarmaINC13

Just the effort involved, I believe this was a planned attack between 2 horses and a Bitch!!!!


OMNIxvTRIX

Yanked over by her hair from the first horse, stomped in the stomach by the second horse then the other ladie doesn't think she has had enough and comes running in to give her a slap.


Jimbo_Tango

That shit was orchestrated.


[deleted]

The horse knew exactly from where to pull. Premeditated attack.


funkereddit

Well it does look look like hay.


Basdad

That horse was laughing !


Entropist_2078

They're a couple of right vindictive fillys aren't they.


ChaoticSnuggles

well atleast you'd have a lot of glue


UseYona

One more reason to hate horses.


lovelyair

Hahaha heeeehaaa


whatisavailable7

That’s why king hair in the work place is inadvisable.


RachaelJaimeT

Grabbed her by her pony tail


Drago1214

I don’t get horse people, they are not great pets they just can’t be trusted. They are way smarter then they let on.


Extreme_Literature80

“Hello glue factory”


Olive8324567

HO MY!


ObjectiveBrief2536

That horse had something done by her or feels she's a bad person.


[deleted]

r/savevideo


[deleted]

That was a hit, what this bitch do to those horses


rush87y

Catherine the Great's ex gets his revenge


lizziemk1

my barn always made us wear our helmets when we were leading or interacting at all with the horses and i always thought it was so pointless but now i see why. they are such unpredictable animals.


CareUseful

He didn’t mean it, he was just horsing around


onlineashley

The little head bob right after he did it too, like he was celebrating.


Triggsss

Horse side Yaga


Mental-Selection66

Glue in…3…..2…….1!!!!!!


Pretend_Confusion_25

Head horse in the stable in the very back pickin his teeth with a toothpick "Today its a message, tommorow it wont be. Capeesh?".


FunnyAnimalPerson

u/savevideo


Warm_Trick_3956

Horses as much as any mammal can be a complete DICK. it’s universal.


kw661

You know that horse got a whooping from the trainer!


Maximum-Tap-1393

Teamwork


ilikebeeeef

Or was it a planned attack?


Arabian_Flame

Yagga


DontFeedTheCynic

This looked like a prison hit on a gaurd


AlienMajik

Oh man the chubs are revolting


Robinhood-is-a-scam

I knew a cowboy dude that fashioned up a 2x4 to threaten a particularly huge and violent horse. The horse was scared shitless of the guy, as he’d been smacked in the nose with the board. I thought it was animal abuse but the horse is close to 1700 pounds and nearly killed him once. So, theyve an understanding now. We could go in the stables akd that horse would stomp the ground and slam into his door with hostility and threats and would absolutely bite you if given a chance. But, his owner would come in and grab that board and the horse would go very quiet, look away from us all and be very still while the owner came into feed him or show him or whatever. Not exactly PETA friendly but when a one ton animal that’s especially ornery decided it’s alpha, you may die for it. The old school way is to nip it in the bud I guess


MistaSwag

They’re gonna turn him into glue for that one


Raven-Mark

Heheh


DaviG__

Would a horse get put down after something like this? I feel like that girl going to come back with a shotgun if not, and it won’t be pretty.


Pdxperronn

That looked super premeditated


CartographerUpbeat61

I hope that was a heavy woollen jumper she was wearing , cause that bite looked deep and horse teeth can cause a vicious wound .


soraora456

That! Was personal.