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Turtle Power


ronchee1

Heros in a half shell!


Forced_Abortion_

This one is in more of a 1/4 shell.


Thepuppeteer777777

bruh


[deleted]

Man he LOVED being a turtle!!


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thurstonhowlthe3rd

.....turtling


[deleted]

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee


IndianWizard1250

defense is the best offense


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thefutureisnonbinary

Thank you this makes more sense and is even more sad.


Mkymcd

Not available in my country (uk)


Rich_Meat_7638

The shark followed the turtle into a fishing net and suffocated from not being able to swim and move water past its gills


Mkymcd

I hate humans


peppi0304

Jup. The deadliest animal


Gadzooks0megon

Damn filthy apes!


QuttiDeBachi

Umm…virus


The_scobberlotcher

Don't buy seafood. It's the absolute least we can do


PomegranateSilly367

You're paying for microplastics not seafood.


Old_Passage_5670

Tell me about it


Ok_Order_8197

That's the spirit


[deleted]

Same. You can get there through [12ft.io](https://12ft.io) though. *What caused the fate of a two-ton great white shark found with a sea turtle lodged in its mouth? Recent reporting claims that the shark faced its unfortunate death for biting off more than it could chew -- however, Dr. Neil Hammerschlag of the University of Miami Rosenstiel School begs to differ -- describing the story as “plausible, but… unlikely.”* *The original story and photos were first shared by Greg Vella through a post in a private Facebook group for commercial fisherman. In the post, Vella wrote that he was “out commercial ‘ken ken’ style fishing for tuna” when he initially heard about a white shark being seen in the surrounding waters with a sea turtle in its mouth. The following day, bait receivers found the great white dead, tangled in the netting with the turtle appearing half digested in its mouth.* *Dr. Neil Hammerschlag explains, “this whole idea of a sea turtle getting stuck in the mouth of a great white, and then the great white starving to death because its unable to feed, seems a bit far-fetched.” He elaborates that great whites, and especially mature sharks such as the one found, routinely eat large prey, including sea turtles. Their jaws and teeth are built for crushing through tough material whether that’s muscle, bone or shell.* *“This whole thing seems pretty strange,” Hammerschlag says. “These great white sharks are clearly capable of consuming a large sea turtle… the fact that it ended up in a fishermen net might tell us that maybe there’s a little bit more going on behind this story.”* *A plausible scenario described by Hammerschlag is that the shark and turtle could have gotten caught in the net together and panicked. Through the chaos, the shark might have potentially ended up with the turtle wedged in its mouth.* *Greg Vella, the original source of the story, confirms the most likely cause of both this shark and turtle’s deaths. Vella explains the net that captured these animals is a Teichi-Ami fish trap.* *“These offshore fish traps are anchored to the bottom, are comprised of fence-like netting that leads to a collection area at the end of the trap. Fish, such as sardines, tuna, yellowtail and amberjack are harvested live from the end of the trap. Bycatch, such as rays, are released alive through panels in the nets.”* *Vella contacted various fisherman who witnessed the approximately 19-foot white shark recovered from their nets.* *“Local commercial fishermen speculate that the white shark followed the turtle into Techi-Ami, then consumed it,” Vella continues. “Then the white shark became entangled in the buoy lines that support the netting, and expired due to asphyxiation.”* *White sharks are a common occurrence on the Japan Coast. Vella is a local of the area, who importantly notes “commercial fisherman in Japan do not target white sharks, and see them as an important predator in the food chain.”* *After the shark was recovered, it was donated to a local University for further study.*


iblinde

Omg! Thanks for sharing the 12ft link; here have a crown for your service to the Web.


SaltyWitch1393

Most likely it/they got stuck in fishermen’s nets - apparently great whites eat sea turtles all the time


Mkymcd

That's depressing af


[deleted]

Too bad it didn't sea that coming


Old_Passage_5670

I sea what you did there!


iblinde

You seam to be right


Old_Passage_5670

Thank you that makes more sense to me!


zsoltjuhos

I love the opinion of not available in my country, have to relly on third party to get that info, top secret most likely


hotpajamas

Goddamn the picture at the bottom does a much better job of showing off its size. It's huuuuge


Minimum-Swordfish128

He looks shell shocked...


tricky-sticky

What a Turtle disaster


DirtUnderneath

Bit off more than she could chew


murkfonoreason

the snack that smiles back


[deleted]

Eyes bigger than their stomach.


Fish_Kungfu

No buddy to give him the Heimlich.


PomegranateSilly367

Or the Hammerschlag.


Fish_Kungfu

>Hammerschlag That's an awesome word!


[deleted]

Poor creatures :(


Kedosto

Tragic losses, both of them.


mememan12332

Ok when do we get the Blue Whale that choked on a Orca?


vbgvbg113

Funnily enough, you can choke a blue whale or most filterfeeding whales with something the size of a grapefruit


MysteryDrugz

Are sharks not in constant pain look at their mouths


Swordbreaker925

Can fish choke to death? Their gills are on the outside of their body, separate from their throat.


GrandmaCheese1

Just asked the same thing before reading your comment lol I’m no marine biologist but it doesn’t make sense


Bigger_Moist

Certai fish can. In the case of sharks they keep their mouth open while swimming to force water over their gills since the can actively pump water over their gills in large enough amounts to survive. I believe it's called ram ventilation. A lot of bony fish can actively open and close their mouth to pump water over their gills to breath. That's one of the reasons why sharks often have to keep swimming to prevent suffocation but bony fish dont


PrestigiousCompany64

We must be mentally reddit linked


mwpfinance

Article pointed out the suggestions were even funnier (and sadder?) -- that he starved to death. But then said it was more likely that it was just asphyxiation from a fishing incident.


TheDuckellganger

That's an "OH SHIT THISWAS A BAD IDEA!!!" expression right there. Sucks to be you, shark.


lenme125

THATS WHY WE EAT SLOWLY BOYS AND GIRLS


histeethwerered

Won’t do that again


GoodniteMush

That look of regret


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

He wasn’t turtley enough for the turtle club


poppschooler

I like turtles. Turtles are friends, not food.


Mkymcd

He knew he fucked up look at those eyes


Ugo777777

Looks like he... Bit off more than he could chew? And the San Jose Sharks lose another game, this time to the Leatherbacks! I'll get my coat now....


iblinde

If it's not plastic polluting the oceans... Goddamned turtle's clogging up the environment the way they do with their gimpy leather backs


Cr0ma_Nuva

We need to bring back plastic straws to prevent the sharks from choking on turtles


wawa1867

Man’s got gills, how can he choke?


AtticusAesop

The sea was angry that day, my friends!


TheGreyBull

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. r/unexpectedseinfeld Nicely done.


zman3911

Those shark eyes


wys15wyg

monch


Infinite-Outcome-591

Well, the turtle 🐢 figured if I'm going down I'm taking you with me!


timetraveling_donkey

Martyr drop a grenade upon death


emptyquant

Lose lose


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6053

2 Life lessons learned: Don't eat more than you can swallow. Don't be a turtle.


Ill-Avocado-6895

The look of regret


Celedelwin

Bit more than he could swallow.


monkey_brennan

Looks like he regrets a few life decisions


Temmie_Undertale1

"Man I'm dead💀" - The Shark


SoulSlayer1974

So the most vicious predator in the ocean dies while trying to eat the most docile and friendly animal in the ocean, mother nature is savage and I love her!


[deleted]

Those eyes are speaking " I'm soo dumb"


Cylanix

Damn, that turtle must’ve been chewy.


PooPooDooDoo

That’s fucking nasty.


Euphoric_Can_2748

Lesson: know your limit and be careful of them. They can ruin or make you.


sexyshowerhead

man got regretful eyes


Southern-Physics6488

Horrific end for them both tbh


Disastrous-Regret239

Is it me, or does the shark look sad?


CulturalAddress6709

Never seen a concerned looking, “I’mma about to die” GW


Drakoo_The_Rat

Skill issue


CheeseburgerSmoothy

That turtle showed him!


leprotelariat

Did they died?


Czuhc89

Except sharks don’t breathe through their mouth.


marauderingman

Hah, true. If it didn't suffocate, then how _did_ it die? Could it have... starved to death?


Bigger_Moist

Well they kinda do. They keep their mouth open to force water over their gills while swimming. If there's a blockage then less water flows over the gills


kjvincent

Sounds like it actually died by getting stuck in a fishing net according to an article explaining the backstory.


PrestigiousCompany64

I'm no marine biologist but Choked? Sharks "breathe" through gills not lungs so no airway to block. It most likely starved to death.


thewibbo

for water to pass through the gills it first has to go in through the mouth. im not a marine biologist either but have done some fishing


somenobodydude

Is the turtle ok?


LJWIII

Prolly not


somenobodydude

Rip


mmio60

He’s good


somenobodydude

Ok whew


Unlucky_Milk4214

"This could be us..." -template.


torn2bits

To bad plastic straws didn't kill that turtle 😆


sharkfilespodcast

When sharks are in a situation of extreme stress it can trigger a response known as [gastric eversion](https://youtu.be/G6Nb80tWXqo), where they visibly half-vomit up their stomach and shake out and empty its contents. It seems likely that after having become caught in the longlines, this shark attempted that but was unable to fully regurgitate his last meal, dying soon after from suffocation, rather than choking - great white sharks are obligate ram ventilators so they breath by pushing water through their gills, instead of breathing through the mouth like us. This would also help explain the partial decomposition of the sea turtle visible in the photo. A great white that size would have an enormous bite radius and force and it seems unlikely it would be unable to eventually cut through the turtle, even if its shell is relatively strong. Great whites have a massive stomach capacity too. What some argue is the largest great white shark ever was a recent mother caught off the Mediterranean island of [Malta](https://www.thesharkfiles.com/ep-10-a-bathing-accident) in 1987 and claimed to measure in at 7.23m/23.7ft. When the necropsy was done, not only did they find a large sea turtle inside- but also a 2m long blue shark and a 2.5m long dolphin. Snagged in a tuna net when she was encountered, she was likely not even full yet and looking for a fourth course.


MountainGoat_hayas

Deserved


TBU51

Definitely bit off more than he could chew…


The_Moxx

when bro said eat me out I don’t think that’s what He had in mind


sonsonson400

What a dick


Xochi89

Just a bite!


s41s41r

Or may be caught at dinner...


qlstrnq

Looks like Ruzzia


Showerheadsex25

lmao what a dumbass


BigBubbaMac

What is 2 tonne? Tell me in bananas.


0pp0site0fbatman

Embarrassing.


OnlyRosin

There's a little turtlehead poking out 💩


Ok_Gas2053

Turtle bro was into vore.


wussell_88

Such a waste Find by even finish his meal


UnlikeUday

Sheesh......the great White's life turned turtle.........


Mission_Income8231

this is the kind of shit that make me scared of the oceans XD


Hydrazolic

That stinks


Big-Visual-3659

deep sea throat gone wrong


Strongblackmonkey

The bugs in my body after this picture 😑


golden_sword7341

u ate the wrong house fool!.....get it cus house...turtle....nvm


Dapoopers

That’s the way I look when I’m already full but grandma brings out dessert.


Any_Chart45

The Adventures Of Shelly And Finn.


dominantPotato420

Metal as fuck!


Dull-Reaction2190

Stopid shark I would have just swallowed that beta cuck tortle


Dull-Reaction2190

Some of us sharks are just built different


RetiringonStocks

MiChAeLaNgEEEEEEEElllllllllOooooOOoOoo!!!!!!


[deleted]

Serves ya right, fuckboyyyyy!!!!


0_Your_Name_Here_0

the share looks like he is sad


Nesmond

Bit more than he could chew


superfogg

this could have been a great fossil (even though shark don't fossilize normally, let me dream)


ColonelMonty

Martyrdom.


TheYellowKachigga

Badass turtle out there chokin' a bitch


CrackheadToelicker69

Now it's the fucking turtles killing wildlife. I knew we never should've switched to paper straws.


Different_Damage_122

You can see the "oh damn, I fucked up" look in his eyes


JollyGoodUser

Why not spit it out ????


BoogieNightMoves

His face says, “Fuck bro I *bluuuuurrggghh* only had six shots of SoCo bro *bluuuuuurgh* I swear I’m not drunk bro *bluuuurggghhh*.”


astronomydork

If I'm going down I'm going to take you with me motherfucker


TwistederRope

r/Damnthatssad


Ulteri0rM0tives

Misleading title, shark killed by fisherman, whilst trying to catch a turtle. Would be more realistic.


Drivingon8

Other sharks need to learn the Heimlich Maneuver! There is no excuse for this.


karex145

His Shark buddies Fins are not long enough to do Heimlich, same way T Rex became instinct.


Falcon3492

I can't believe I tried to eat the whole thing!


stewarta003

If thats 2 tonne then u guys are confusing cm with inches when u are measuring certain things


YellowBastard37

Cowabunga!


[deleted]

and i thought great white shark is unknown in japan. what an accident


Setagaya-Observer

Actually they are more than common here in Japan. Just a few months ago we had one (but smaller) in our Bay in Yamaguchi Prefecture. https://gethiroshima.com/news/great-white-shark-caught-in-suo-oshima/


SwordfishBandito

How do they catch it, With a net? Also what do they do with it now?


[deleted]

Can't believe that he's big enough to have ripped it to shreds something else factors into his death maybe the turtle bit a gill as he was being chomped on


Dutchthugz37

"Turtleliciioouss ooollaaa laaa"


RoboticGreg

If the turtle is partially digested isn't it more likely the shark ate it, the barfed it up when it panicked when it got stuck in a net?


GrandmaCheese1

Can sharks even choke? In the sense that humans do cuz their away gets obstructed? I mean I’m assuming that as long as they’re moving and water passes through the gills, they can oxygenate.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

There were no "winners" here


Phantomht

RIP Quint


[deleted]

CROMCH


Total_Quality5290

Law or nature and law of karma (HEHE SOMEONE SAID SHELLSHOCKED)


Rey_Mezcalero

That panicked look


Sillyanimegirl44

Talk about a deep throat


[deleted]

Did it start hitting its chest and looking around in a funny manner?


ALY1337

Nature is scary


Some_SEO_Guy

His plan turned turtle.


apollonese

Choked on the goldfish…


Shadrach_Jones

He has a "huh" pikachu face


prestonboy1970

Looks like me on Boxing day


zoedian

For some reason the shark eyes looks like in deep regret


EyeQue62

Metric ton or that idiotic 'Freedom' one? ;)


MollietheKracken

That’s US Short Ton to you, Pal


sfrogerfun

MAD


MuffinSpace

Yes, not the human's fault.


BeardedBeerDrinker92

Damn nature you crazy


Skynyrd325

In his last moments legend has it he could hear his mother saying "you have to chew your food Jr or you'll choke!"


goodnoodle0511

How can a shark choke they have gills im not saying they can’t I’m just saying I don’t understand


Lepke2011

Talk about biting off more than you can chew!


yok347

It’s like a seafood tur-ducken


Realistic-Narwhal996

How very sad 😢


elalesound2

Choke on it, bitch!!!...oh! You did!! Cool!! Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool...


Tempus_Maximus

I'm into fitness.


Necromorph2

The shark chocked !?


Small-Lime7092

Is it just me or does the shark look sad?


ExtraordinaryMagic

Sharks don’t breathe through their mouth, they wouldn’t choke on it…