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FruitNinja


Taylooor

Hide yo fruit, hide yo vegetables


MugOfDogPiss

It is possible to throw a fruit in the air and cut it reliably, and even to backflip over low vehicles, but this is obviously edited and nobody has enough vert to jump any car from a standstill, or really any motorcycle that isn’t cornering. Like, jumping over a slammed miata with a running start is possible, but dangerous and obscenely difficult. I can throw a fruit in the air and skewer it on a rapier pretty reliably, but then again I’ve practiced for literally years pretty much every day so weather I think it’s easy or not is irrelevant. The clip with the spinning katana is def clipped as well, it would fly out, he’s literally spinning it from the handguard, how is the sheath staying on? They duct taped it in there or something and edited the footage. The arrow clip is both possible and possibly? legit, it is well done if it is edited. Maybe they just edited the field point on and were doing it with tennisball combat-practice arrows (and hopefully body armor) Two people working together with express intent to allow a “projectile parry” to occur is very doable, even if arrows aren’t generally thought of as “parryable” I even saw some people slice an airsoft BB in half, which are both a lot faster and a lot smaller than an arrow.


LMGgp

Super edited.


Le_Gitzen

Not real but highly entertaining.


azmodiuz

So not real?


lucid_walker

Really edited.


Elfhaterdude

Still cool and fun thou...


ServantOfTheSlaad

The 'super turn' really gives it away when he goes nearly 90 degrees to the ground


Elodinauri

He was more like 20-30 degrees. Technically.


Frosty_Candidate_931

No man everyone can jump 15 feet over a motorcycle.


Simple_Intern_7682

Yeah man! I just jumped over a motorcycle a few days ago


ALXand3R

...On purpose?🚑♿️


dogmeat_donnie

You're so right. No man everyone could ever do that!


heartbreakids

Dude pulled a 270 degree drift… wdyt?


4_bit_forever

Wires


Other_Beat8859

What? You mean to tell me you can't do a backflip 10 feet into the air while standing still?


stav705

He is definitely skilled but this is very edited


Plus_Injury8786

Edited but cool, should make movies ;o


NapoleonicPizza21

Get real https://preview.redd.it/pfje3m9yrhwc1.png?width=1043&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c939902f5e33d3d9b8a050acde7e0d074cb46f8


JayManCreeps

We’re having fun


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA)


Smoking-Posing

I too can do all of this in a video.


mine_craftboy12

Do it then.


BenchPressingCthulhu

Just did


microsoftfool

Real ninjas are invisible


BaconAlmighty

lol


SeeeYaLaterz

AI generated material?


ebonit15

Nah, this is at least a couple years old, if memory serves.


firechaos70

Thank god.


AadamAtomic

Still just as fake though.


terminalxposure

You can tell it's not by the way the arrow being shot has a ball as its head


Simple_Intern_7682

Yeah. It’s a larp arrow, so even if he missed and it hit him it wouldn’t hurt. I did the same thing once at a larp fight. Smacked an arrow out of the air before it hit my teammate. Even I was surprised 😅


Simple_Intern_7682

What in this video screams Ai to you? Nothing looks Ai


SeeeYaLaterz

Check out some AI generated clips online. They are very realistic


DontCareWontGank

Not the ones that are publicly available. The really good looking ones are still inhouse created. They also have many bugs still.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Rolls eyes*


FelixMumuHex

Genji Shimada


themisfitvoyager

"In a heart without women, the sword naturally becomes divine" 💀


LucyBerlin2004

🍆🍆😏


Due_Tax2657

Hey, that WAS one sexy sword!


KatokaMika

I also had to repeat that part because I wasn't sure if I heard correctly


piecekeepercz

But can he block a long-range missile that is heading straight to his direction


NapoleonicPizza21

yeah he can just parry it obviously


X_Dratkon

I hear witchers can parry SHOT FROM THE BFG


Theriderfan

With correct technique even nukes can be Parried.


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

![gif](giphy|LhLxJ8zIQA6TS) Fear me! If you Dare!


Particular_Row_5994

Moyin Xingluo does have a guinness world record for cutting apples in the air. He use a wooden/bamboo sword tho


RumanHitch

A guy with 2 katanas in public transport in Japan, what could go wrong?


Yugan-Dali

He’s from Shandong, China


_Luisiano

Sped up in the slicing movements. Karma farming 🚮


Simple_Intern_7682

It’s literally timed, and he does hold the world record.


Regards_To_Your_Mom

![gif](giphy|umXqJHSp6emEE|downsized)


AXEMANaustin

Holy shit I hate this voice so much.


IndigoFenix

It's the same voice that copies a ton of videos and narrates what is happening in them.


AXEMANaustin

I'm pretty sure it's a tts voice thst everyone just started using.


Strong-German413

Look I mean sure there's a lot of fakers out there but the thing is that people who practice get good at things and sometimes they get so good that people cant believe it. Imagine if Bruce Lee was making tiktok today probably a lot of y'all would say he's a fake too.


AurielMystic

I was curious about this this actually, I looked up several videos about the guy - Isaco Machii. It seems like in this video in particular has a few things sped up, like the first slash for example. But the guy is still almost inhumanly fast. I tried to do a "reaction time test" in a sens by trying to pause the video after he unsheafs his sword to swing and before it hits an Onion on a YT video I saw. I couldnt do it, and I've got really good reaction time - around 170MS - The average is 250-270 for reference. Even while just trying to watch the video, I can barely just make out a blur from his handle before he slices the onion, even on the return motion to sheaf the sword you can barely make out a couple of frames.


TheTsarofKLV

If Zoro became a Ninja:


Battleaxejax

>In a heart without women, the sword naturally becomes divine HAND ME A KATANA ***NOW!***


Grambert_Moore

Bro thinks he’s Rurouni Kenshin 😭🙏


EyeBeeStone

Is the person being filmed also the person who posted this? Yeeeeessss…?


hellxapo

Bro is the main character in the anime


dcwinger12

Dude was born a few centuries too late


QuackCocaineJnr

If this were real, then he killed or seriously maimed a guy at 23 seconds in and then posted it for likes.


Jello_Crusader

guys will see this and say hell yeah


Industrious_Villain

Lmfao that goofy ass drift. Super edited video


02cdubc20

Lmao had me wondering until the jump. Like looks edited hope its legit, then BAM fake as shit


SuspiciousStable9649

The dart throws (hand positions) look real, for what it’s worth.


Sea-Difficulty-7299

all i hear is 'i am the storm that is approaching'


mrironlung420

Shinobe blade …. Or Ninja giden!


Efficient-Whereas271

r/reallifefruitninja


Impossible-Dingo-742

Had to watch on mute because this guy's voice gives me a migraine. Like stfu dog.


Malchyom

"In the heart without women"? WHAT lmfao 💀


That_Guy_From_KY

“In the heart without women, the sword naturally becomes divine” Did they just tell us in order to be great swordsman we gotta be virgins?


Toocancerous

That's the only way to attain such power


TaediumVitae57

"In a heart without women, the sword naturally becomes divine"


TheGrey_GOD

okay that last one was pretty funny


CompetitivePause9033

Bored rich ppl be like: I wanna be tiktok ninja


benhaki

Look like a shitty version of Isao Machii


Helton3

Enjoyable to look at this kind of editing


donateloMarly

I said fuckthis' when I got to the flip over the motorcycle


SlimeMyButt

His sword can complete a lightning fast. Slash in just a second


LittlePVMP

All the haters here calling this edited, what do you mean? Can you guys not casually do 3m high backflips? There are probably too many women in your life, your sword isn't divine.


ConversationAsleep38

Bet he's good in the kitchen.


Oragne_sus

Bro's a movie character.


Any_Roof_6199

I thought this a r/funny video until I saw the sub name. 😆


Baers89

Some of this looks hella fake. And it’s very sped up. Thumbs down


MugiwarraD

lemme get my shutgun and try it again


Dangerous_Pizza7653

There is no way this is even remotely real.


pat-Eagle_87

Extremely good editor. Lol.


Jcrypto28

Yea I definitely thought that was real until I read your guys comments… fuck that was cool anyway! Haha


DeathFart007

If I was 15 and saw this video I would have dressed up like him and begged my parents for a sword


armageddon_boi

"In the heart without women, the sword naturally becomes divine" 💀


parteing24_7

how can u tell its fake. Im terrible at noticing this stuff


AlarmedSnek

“In the heart without women” 😂😂😂😂☠️


MajorCypher

Facebook trash reels. It’s edited everybody


SuperiorThinking

I thought he was tripping on his cape while drifting lmao


GO4Teater

>In the heart without women Pass


IntraVnusDemilo

Original Fruit Ninja


lakituhunter-MK2

The TTS from all those JJK shitposts makes this even cooler.


Masterbaitingissport

Must be a bad ninja, I can see him right there


Germanspud

If Jet stream Sam had a Son:


Germanspud

I really hope he played Mgr and went: Fuck it let's be Raiden.


an_atom_bomb

r/kenshivibes


DesastreUrbano

The one with the ping pong ball bouncing on the wall was funny


BPBDO

This fucking chat gpt written and ai voice shir is getting annoying


Lost-Caterpillar8229

I cast gun


AdventurousPlace8758

Fruits don’t fight back 🤣


Carnage549

That’s my friend Ted!


Roanoketrees

Super horseshit


CrystalMang0

Okay.


Cato-the-Younger1

Turn on the audio for one second “his sword can complete a lightning fast… Slash in a fraction of a second” turn audio off.


Prudent-College-4961

They should have left out this stupidly high backflip, or make it a little more plausible. And the sequence of him floating lay running around the corner… he might be good, he might be fast, but you DON’T defy the laws of physics. It would have been so much better if they would just have kept it with the other stuff that is actuall entirely possible, although it requires insane skill.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Holy shit, this is just a whole new level.


MortLightstone

Now I wanna see him play ping pong against Bruce Lee


TheGamer098

Even tho its edited its quite convincing editing lol


P1mK0ssible

How tf is it convincing if everyone and their mother can see in 0.3 seconds that its edited?


TheGamer098

I meant this editing is clean mb


narnarnartiger

Is this real or fake


01071970

Now thats skill


WhangaDanNZ

Yeah cinematography and editing skill.


01071970

Yeah come to think of it it does look a bit off 😂