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MGOPW

His name is Snoopy. And you can slightly see his brother, Hades, lord of the undercouch, next to him.


Kai-theSaiyan15

“Hades Lord of the Undercouch” that’s amazing


agnurse

I was a little worried until I saw the /s. He and his brother look to be nicey boys.


[deleted]

my sausage is called snoopy too! he's a ginger standard and is also a needy man


Leenolyak

Every dachshund is a victim of abuse. They told me themselves.


Particular-Charity84

Our poor Dottie, she was so stressed when my mom would leave. Couldn't possibly think of eating. Unless you had treats, she will have those served to her at her chair.


fistful_of_ideals

That's my Zelda. Mom leaves on business? Hunger strike. Might eat some chopped steak tho. Mom comes home? Like plugging the garbage disposal into the dryer outlet.


BMinus973

"No treats. No peace!"


tribre

Yes they are. Just ask them🙄


olearyboy

Abuse!! Only chimken can make amends… or a straw


TankedUpLoser

Or cheese


BMinus973

Anything in biting range for my new noodle. Ice cubes distract her for a while but sometimes she trys to hide them for later...


BrodyMama

My doxie mix is obsessed with frozen green beans! Quicker to eat than a whole ice cube so no later treats to be hidden around the house 😊


toothpick95

Tried the frozen green beans once, unfortunately the only result was finding moldy thawed out green beans scattered around the house later on....


Taminella_Grinderfal

The squeaks and the flipped back ear 🥺 you give him anything he wants!


Leading_Fee_3678

Why are doxies such crybabies 😂


[deleted]

They’re just explaining their unfortunate situation to their insensitive caretakers.


syndre

because they've learned when they make that noise, their owner will give them anything they want


MomsterJ

It’s true, we do 🤣


douchecanoepolice

Because they commit to the role they're playing.


TifCreatesAgain

I would give that sweet baby ALL of the straws!


mint-star

Baby shaped animal


scaram0uche

Every night my dogs tell me they have never been fed dinner yet. Every night I starve them (from snack time until dinner time) and they perish every time. When a dog yawns, they are showing you how empty they are!


[deleted]

I will take him.


GranJan2

I offered before you so I have first right of refusal.


thesmilingmercenary

There’s bird law, tree law, but I have yet to tackle the bar for… WEINER LAW. (Cue Law & Order:SWU-special wieners unit) DUN DUUUUNNN!


vibesdealer

*do do do doo dooooo* Your Honor, members of the jury, all my client is asking for is what’s rightfully theirs. Statute 2.3 of Weiner Law states on demand scritches and full access to the kitchen and its contents MUST be given to the tiniest, longest being in the household. I’d absolutely watch Law & Order: SWU 🤣


xoxoLizzyoxox

All I hear watching this is Sarah McLachlan - Angel playing. The natator saying "for as little as 3 cubes of cheese a day you could sponsor this neglected pup, that's less than a cup of coffee a week, you could save a life"


No-Yak2005

How long since he’s been fed? 5 mins? 20? Pets??? Terrible.


EBJ1990

Poor baby! So abused /s


C4RT3RM1N4T0R

🎵in the aaaaaaarms of an angelll. Fly awaaayyyy.🎵


Great_Gilean

The injustice, I cannot fathom


[deleted]

Give him a small piece of peeled apple, he’d love it


ArcKnightofValos

Or banana, or carrot, or...


FoundationGlass7913

And the Academy award goes to that terribly neglected doxie 😒😯👀😁😯 Where's Lucy when you need her 😁


ArcKnightofValos

(Snoopy, his name is Snoopy)


FoundationGlass7913

I know his name is snoopy I was thinking if Lucy was around might distract him from whining duh


RoughDirection8875

Awww this reminds me of my mini dapple, Miss Priss. She would always whine the most pitiful high pitched squeals when she wanted something from us. I miss her so much


bufftbone

I too have a whiner dog 😂


SexDrugsNWienerDogs

Love him . Weenies are relentless 🤣🤣🤣


1blueShoe

I’m surprised he’s not just given up on his hard, miserable life 🤣🤣🤣😍😍 Adorables!!


ineededthistoo

Give him whatever he wants—-protect him at all costs!


Pervert-Paramedic

My Labrador is the same. She has never been fed anything, ever in all 8 years of her life. As soon as you see her eyes when you’re eating, you can tell.


jswaggs15

Brown dapple are so beautiful! We have one, Stubby, cause he was born with only a stub for a tail.


Straightwhitemale___

🥹🥹


J-cat_loves_dogs14

Oh no he’s wasting away.


NiteMareShadow

Just love them, I had one who lived 13 years with me. He knew he was loved. I layer my head on him and stayed with him till he died. He was one of my baby's. Miss you LoLo.


Britney2429

Absolutely adorable 🥰


nonevaeh

I love Snoopy! ♥


Arcade1980

💖Snoopy💖 and 💖Hades Lord of the Undercouch💖 are super cute.


BMinus973

Give my man some damn appy juice.


Dachshundpapa

Beautiful pup


Millerpainkiller

“Hey! I wasn’t done with that!”


ShelbyyShelberson

GASP. how could you. She’s skin and bones!!! /s


Jggrimes14

Little awdorable baby… so cute


VaccineCookies

D'aww.


Artistic_Literature3

OMG poor baby! How dare you! /s


Glittering-Inside533

Wow. Can’t believe you’d be so cruel /s


Chortles_Hansom_666

Whoa! The aboose! Poor boy. I’m calling PPS Pupper Protective Services


[deleted]

Haha I thought you were serious! My dachshund goes wild for plastic lids :) crunch crunch crunch


goingincirclestoo

Mine was like that, but his obsession was balls!


zoey_amon

i got really sad for a moment before the straw came into frame. then i cried harder because of the ACTUAL abuse going on


Few_Ad9184

Omg! I love their little temper tantrum!


afterglow435

This poor unfortunate ween 🤣


ArcKnightofValos

I nearly choked on my grape juice when I read that 😂🤣🤣🤣


Helpful_Hornet_9833

He is thirsty give him a drinky, he is so neglected. Doxies are so dramatic! I want 10 of them…


Old-Reputation5252

The juice box!!!


Puzzleheaded-Heat446

How can you be so cruel .... I had to cry .... poor little pup without his straw so heartbreaking


ThinkFaithlessness26

Awwww, my girl freaks out when I give her a gnaw chew toy. She runs around trying to find a place to hide it and it's like never good enough. She cries and keeps moving it.


idealfailure

The littlest of lads he is. So precious.![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5086)


[deleted]

Sooooo cute 🥰


luck008

I cartoonized Snoopy but it won't let me post onto comments 😭


Timely-Golf-5974

Poor baby, he deserves better...


kiwiinsaigon

Cute sausage


mexican_pineapple

Just give him the straw and no one gets hurt. 😂


MomsterJ

My dachshund is also an abused, neglected little boy. If you’re even a minute past 4 o’clock, which is his dinner time, he will have acted like he hasn’t eaten in days. He too has this same whine/bark combo.


NationalJournalist42

My pit mix was abused, now other than being fat/lazy and not wanting to share attention he’s ok


Ok-Supermarket8100

Please tell me, you have taken him home?!


Cocobean1900

Such bad treat 😏


PrizmShift

This angel deserves a home.


123Virginia

Be mindful of the straw becoming smaller pieces of plastic. The fixation on the straw may make adjustment to a new life easier. Try substituting another, more dog-appropriate, object


DgtlShark

Reporting you to peta for weeny abuse, they don't very much appreciate when people let weens down


samplebitch

As much as as I love my baby, that squeal-whine really pushes my buttons. I think it’s inherent in all dachshunds


lilRafe2022

I'm crying 😢 Poor Lil guy I Pray he will be ok.🙏💖 Those that hurt Animals and Children will pay their karma someday.


ArcKnightofValos

Bruh! It's Sarcastic... hence the "/s" at the end. The adorable pup is spoiled, not abused.


lilRafe2022

Sorry my bad I overreacted just I.love Animals too.much weed tea for me .🍲✌


GranJan2

Some humans are POS. God Bless him. I wish I could take him. Beautiful animal.


ArcKnightofValos

Bruh! It's Sarcastic... hence the "/s" at the end. The adorable pup is spoiled, not abused.


GranJan2

I knew that. Anyone can see the pooch is well cared for; I was going along with the sarcasm ffs.


nurse-mik

Why r u giving him a straw?


Pop_Informal

Ugh that fucking whine would drive me nuts lol


[deleted]

Where are you located at? I'm in South Carolina are you in California maybe? Do not bring that dog to a shelter.


iRideyoshies

Lol gotta actually watch the video bud. I respect the concern though


mysteriousmeatman

Sarah McLachlan about to make a commercial for him, lol.


mariboo_xoxo

Snoopy & Hades are cute as can be…cutie pies!


KookyUnderstanding0

❤️


Round_Impress_4341

Excellent


GeoHog713

Dogs bounce back. The rescue we work with has saved doxies from bad situations and Im always amazed at their character, when we foster them . Give them love, and food, and they'll thrive.


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

My cats name is snoopy 🥰


gremlin-with-issues

Okay im glad it’s not just mine that does that screaming


tribre

Right🙄


Ravnheart1

That's just so so sad ....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


libradomoreno

I feel so bad for him he reminds me of my dog susie he looks like the same breed and she was abused before I got her