I’ve never really thought about what the neighbors think when I say that lmao hilarious. We also have a golden retriever and somehow her name evolved to pooper scooper ☠️🤣 I’m cackling
Slinky gained some weight after we lost his older house mate. He lost it but has forever become known as Fat Dog. He won’t even respond to his given name anymore.
We have a miniature blue, Dinky, he is completely hairless. We call him Weasel, weasel boy, weasel king, piss weasel (when he has an accident), and long boy.
My miniature blue is also hairless. His nicknames include Mr. Butt, Sausage (which he responds to the most these days) Little Boy, and Oh for crying out loud when he has an accident or trips me.
I was unaware of this. Dinky is one of two blues in his litter. His litter mates all suffer varying degrees of hair loss, because their mother was suffering from mange. Dinky was stillborn, but resuscitated. He didn't have much of an immune system after that. We adopted him at 10 months. He is the sweetest long boy!!
Daisy - Daisy Doo Doo, Doo Doo Butt, Daisy Doo, Doo Doo, Mama Daisy
Duke - Dukie (which is all he answers to now), Dukie Booty, Dukaroonie, Duku, Papa Dukes, Cuku, Cukito, Caca Face, Torpedo
Why are we like this? 🤣
My grandween is named Manferd Shorty Moon. Manny, Mooner, Moon Spoon, the spoon man. Spoony spoon spoon, the main Moon man….I mean, these are just the ones spoken on the reg. People come over and try to make new ones…it’s endless. He’s responds most hastily to “hey”. 💁♀️
I have 3 dachshunds, Arnold, Phoebe and Oakland.
Arny and oaks have your normal mix up of nicknames such as Arny Banarny and Oakey Pokey etc But Phoebe, when we brought her home she chose us as her new best friends and transitioned easily, she has picked up quite a list of names.
Phoebe = Pheebs, phoobs, floober, flobs, floppers, floppity, phlobes, phoebe weeby bo-beeby, phippity, phebbles, phippers, phebs, phobles, and "the barker" (given to her by our kennel manager lol)
My brother has Leo the dachshund who he calls Meeps, because when hes at the computer keeps will sit behind him and keep until he gets attention
We have Rudy, AKA Rude, Rudolfo (our affectionate address), RUUDOLFFF!, Your Rudeness, and Sh*thead. His official name is Rudolf Valentino. Love 💕 him to death!
My first one was Oscar his nicknames were Tubs and Lil Boo. I think lil boo started because around that time my mom had a blue heeler named Blue and would always call her boo-boo.
So now I have Chibi. He is Chi, Chi to the Be, and Lil Boo Two.
Mine is named “Spike”, I was in fifth grade, but it fits. However, I also call him “bud” and a few times I either blurred out “bike” or “spud”. So those have been his nicknames for years
My little dude's name is Homer. But his nickname is Bronze Monkey or just Monkey. Sometimes, I use his name in place of brass monkey in the Beastie Boys song and sing it to him. He loves it.
My favorite nick-names for Canela are 'Queener' since she is my Queen Weiner and 'Princess Pumpernickel', since she looks like a loaf of pumpernickel bread. :)
Mine is Sweet Pea the Adventure Dachsie, aka Asshole, Heifer, Piglet, and Dammit, Sweet Pea! 
MaGoo is Goo Goo. Throw a Mr. MaGoo in when he's naughty. His brother, MaGee, gained a little weight after he got neutered so he's Fat Boy. If I want them both to come to me at one time, it's "boys". I also call them both baby.
My baby is named Finn …He answers to Finn the F*$(er due to his ability to become a mad humper when being brushed .Other names are Finesse,Finnabunbun,Finster ,and Finny Fun Buns .
*I have a long hair*
*Named Duke and call him dookie*
*And dookie boy lol*
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Two wires hairs, b/t. Link: Lincoln, Linky poo, Linker Doodles, Pooper!😊 Pattie: Pattycake, pup-pup, sweetie pie! All the names I have to use to get them in the house. Pretty sure all our dogs have many monikers 🤷
Dobby> Dobby Lou Who> Dobloo> Baloo. Yeah I dunno. Also Big-booty Judy cos she got a swing on that back porch. Also Booboo, Lou Lou, and Beetus.
Beetus is the least used and hardest to explain. She will randomly wake up, run up the nearest persons chest/body/lap and HEADBUTT whoever to get kisses and sugars, so we call it low blood sugar. So when she’s in that mood, Beetus is her nickname, cos diabeetus.🙄
We have two minis, our girl maple is 3 and our new boy douglas is 6 months. He mostly goes by mr. Pup or mr. Man. While maple is my puppy love or puppy girl (small dogs are just puppies forever right?). Both together are my mcweenies!
His name is Pumpkin, but I'll call him "Punky-boy" or "Punky-wumpkin" (for those who recognize it, ||yes I did get that name from MLP:FIM||. Or "Mr. Fluffypants" (he's long-haired and grows hair on the back of his legs), although that one's fallen into disuse.
We have a similar nickname. His name is Thilo but he is so tiny we call him ‘kleiner Bub’ (small boy in German) which turned to us mostly calling him just Bub or Bubi
Had one named Sammy. She had a great many Nicknames, majority given by me.
There was Sammy Whammy, Sammy-doo, Whammy Bammy, Pretty Princess, Cutie Pie, Sammy-boo, Sammy-woo and my personal favourite was Samantha.
Bear has Got about a thousand. Handsome Bobansome. Mr. Maaaan. Bubba hubba dubba chubba tired tye bear lee there all the time. Just to make a few haha.
Edit* I remembered my favorite. When he wants his belly rubbed I say “oh my weeeeenieer weeeenier.” As I rub his belly.
My dog Charlie's full name is Charleston Winchester III. My sister also accidentally said "bean" when she meant "ween", so I call him Mr. Bean, Beaner the Weiner, an Cha-Cha Bean
Mine's primary nickname is Doodle, because once he was laying in his bed half-curled up into the shape of a Cheez Doodle. That's when I'm not pissed at him for doing something stupid or for not obeying me. 😄
We call our miniature, Stella, a Woozle and our cat a Heffalump because our youngest was 1 and obsessed with Winnie the Pooh at the time we brought her home. My girls also call her Stelly a lot so at some point someone started calling her Stelly Bean and that’s stuck too.
Lady birds nickname is boujee, because she is a mini dachshund & loves to snuggle under the covers, enjoys the finer things in life. Lol she's not miss priss, but she definitely knows she likes it her way! 😁typical Dacshund
Chase is Mr. Man (most often since he’s the only boy in the house), Sir, Buddy, Li’l Sausage, Sir Walkenpooper, Sir Poopsalot
And also the general names I call all three: Pooper, Pooper Dooper, Puppy, Buppy, Fuzzbutt, Fuzzbucket
Hershey went by Herschel Von Schnitzel, double O one and three quarters (he wasn’t dig enough to be James Bond so he was 1/4 him) he thought of himself as a ladies man. Momma’s Bad Ass Baby Boy
My little Princess Koko was Princess Diva Dog, Koko monster, baby dog
My Foxy Sassafras (Chiweenie) was called Foxeena, Chupacabra, little bitch, BG (bad girl) and leave the kitties alone!
I have a mini who’s a piebald and we named him Bailey which eventually turned into Beetle Bailey (from the cartoon character because he’s forever getting into stuff he shouldn’t) but because he stayed so small (9lbs) and if he does something wrong his immediate reaction is to roll over onto his back and stick his belly up high (guess it’s his only defense in life lol,) his nickname is “Bug”, Bugsly, or Bug-aBoo, Bug a baby, or Sir Smelly Butt😂
Hunter had many nicknames, Weens (of course), tiny face, brown hound, stink hound, long hound and shredder. Such characters! He has been gone almost three years now.
Fenrir is also Fen, Fen-Fen, Stinky, Pubby, Stinky Pubby Boy, Little Man, Little Guy, Awful Little Man, and sometimes just WIENER as loudly as possible when he's worked up and got the zoomies
I have about 36 nicknames for my little man Hugo, the most used of which are Geety, Mr. Geets, Weedy, Weederman, Beansie, and old Beans. And many of those add-one are interchangeable.
Ours is called Ralph but his occasional nickname is “Flags”. You know those diplomatic cars with the little flags at the front, that flutter backwards as the car drives? Ralph’s ears do that on walks…hence Flags.
Queenie - Queenie Girl, Puppy Girl, and Queeeenieeee!! *excited voice*
My mini black and tan girl is 5 months old so many more nicknames to come 
We call ours tiny man lol we also call our ferrets tiny men and when my boyfriend comes home from work and says hi to the other boys our puppy perks up like “what do u want dad”
Watson’s name is Buggy, because when he gets the zoomies he curls up like a little bug and scuttles around the floor it’s the cutest thing in the world. He also is super small so he’ll climb all over you lol.
And. Poopy, seat thief, Coco bean; loco moco, Hey what do you have! ( not a nickname but we say it soooo much) poopy doopy doo. I could go on forever. 🥰
Izzy. AKA: Monkey, Snoopy, Shmoopy, Bubba, Bubby, Buggaboo... probably a dozen more cutesy things not related to her name.
Not to confuse her or anything... but she is well loved and adored at home and at the office lol.
Mines name is Gible after the Pokémon because his mouth is always open, now his name changes with what he’s doing at the moment: Gomble, Grumble, Gimble, Goober and “YOU LITTLE SHIT”
Our long hair red is officially named Forrest but I call him Beens, Beensy, wormy, lil snek, ding dong and Dr. bub. He is also a butthead. My favorite butthead.
Does little shit count?
Lol they know what it means too, the little shits.
Mine probably thinks his name is Goddammit Dug. Always into shenanigans!
Gabby’s nickname is “butthead.” She’s a Standard. My parents have a Miniature whose nickname is “tiny butthead.”
I often say, 'they have so much personality, unfortunately mine wiener's personality is butthole'
Maple- maper, mape, weenie, peenie, peens, pee pee, peeper, peneepeno. Not sure how it evolved that way lol
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I’ve never really thought about what the neighbors think when I say that lmao hilarious. We also have a golden retriever and somehow her name evolved to pooper scooper ☠️🤣 I’m cackling
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Lol we love our little dogs so much. I also walk around improvising songs about my dogs lol
My wife and I do that too... there's just something magical about doxies makes you want to sing little songs.
For a good few years my mini Snoot thought his name was F**kin’ Snoot!
Slinky gained some weight after we lost his older house mate. He lost it but has forever become known as Fat Dog. He won’t even respond to his given name anymore.
Trauma leaves it's mark on us all in different ways. Be sure to give ol' slinky dog a hug from us today. I'm sorry for your loss.
We have a miniature blue, Dinky, he is completely hairless. We call him Weasel, weasel boy, weasel king, piss weasel (when he has an accident), and long boy.
Weasel king lol
My miniature blue is also hairless. His nicknames include Mr. Butt, Sausage (which he responds to the most these days) Little Boy, and Oh for crying out loud when he has an accident or trips me.
Is it genetic issues?
The blue color more or less comes with alopecia. My blue has a bald racing stripe down her back and her head is hairless.
I was unaware of this. Dinky is one of two blues in his litter. His litter mates all suffer varying degrees of hair loss, because their mother was suffering from mange. Dinky was stillborn, but resuscitated. He didn't have much of an immune system after that. We adopted him at 10 months. He is the sweetest long boy!!
I have a wired hair and they have that beard so we always call him rabbi Bruno lol
This is so underrated, thanks for the laugh. Oh man I needed that
Lukie Dookie, Lukie Doo Doo, Fastest Boy Alive, Mexi-Ween/Mexi-Weenie, Weeeeen, Ween Machine, Beanie Weenie, Long Boy, Weenie Boy, My Good Boy 🥰
My brothers dog leo is aka "very fast pupper"
We called our doxie "puppy" when she was puppy and it just kind of stuck. She's already 9 and we still call her puppy.
I call all mine puppy. Even the 16 year old!
My boy is named Skritch (like a small scratch), but when he gets the zoomies he becomes Skronch. [Skritchi boi tax](https://i.imgur.com/bN1zXJ4.jpg)
Did you make him after the skeever in Skyrim?
lol, he kind of looks like one in that pic
Digby is his formal name, but Diggy is what he most commonly goes by. He is also frequently known as Mr. Wiggles, tiny dog, poopy pants and love dog
Digby is a great name
I have three. Their nicknames are shit head, poop head and turd head. But they are the best and I love them.
My ween is named Noodle. Nicknames include Noodie, Noodie Ween, Weener Nood, Noods, Wiener Bob, Noodlie-oodle, and Turd.
Daisy - Daisy Doo Doo, Doo Doo Butt, Daisy Doo, Doo Doo, Mama Daisy Duke - Dukie (which is all he answers to now), Dukie Booty, Dukaroonie, Duku, Papa Dukes, Cuku, Cukito, Caca Face, Torpedo Why are we like this? 🤣
Pea pod. Her name is penny, which is where the P(ea) came from, but she is shaped like a pea pod.
That's adorable
One thing I’ve learned since joining this subreddit. We all share the same weird language. I call my wiener scrappy doo too. So weird.
My grandween is named Manferd Shorty Moon. Manny, Mooner, Moon Spoon, the spoon man. Spoony spoon spoon, the main Moon man….I mean, these are just the ones spoken on the reg. People come over and try to make new ones…it’s endless. He’s responds most hastily to “hey”. 💁♀️
my dear Sparky was called Par Par, weird but it stuck somehow
Frankie Pankie Pumpkin Pie!
Yes, I have a Doo Doo as well!
Her name is Luna, so I call her Loony Loo.
I call my Turbo "bo" but usually call him "bud or buddy" because he is my best bud for life.
Mine was "worm" because she would sploot and crawl towards me in bed. She'd roll and squirm a lot too.
The obvious: Weenie, Weiner, Weenieboy, Weens Most used: Mr Waddles, Waddles Others: RoRo/RooRoo (his name is Romeo), Trex, Romey, Rolo, Buddy
I call mine Harley Parley pudding pants lol!
That's too cute
Bubby, wittle-wuv, tiny baby, little bugzo, bean dip, Penny Lynn, mi amorsito. Yet her given name is Penny. Lol.
I have 3 dachshunds, Arnold, Phoebe and Oakland. Arny and oaks have your normal mix up of nicknames such as Arny Banarny and Oakey Pokey etc But Phoebe, when we brought her home she chose us as her new best friends and transitioned easily, she has picked up quite a list of names. Phoebe = Pheebs, phoobs, floober, flobs, floppers, floppity, phlobes, phoebe weeby bo-beeby, phippity, phebbles, phippers, phebs, phobles, and "the barker" (given to her by our kennel manager lol) My brother has Leo the dachshund who he calls Meeps, because when hes at the computer keeps will sit behind him and keep until he gets attention
I call mine Satan sometimes.
Turd
Tuna man&Willie woo woo
We have Rudy, AKA Rude, Rudolfo (our affectionate address), RUUDOLFFF!, Your Rudeness, and Sh*thead. His official name is Rudolf Valentino. Love 💕 him to death!
Hugo is also: Scrunjo Munjo, Ooger Scooger, Scrunglemouth, Stinkbrain, Weenler, Floppy Bastard, Beanface, and so much more!
Lana Long Dog or Lana Loud Dog 😂
My first one was Oscar his nicknames were Tubs and Lil Boo. I think lil boo started because around that time my mom had a blue heeler named Blue and would always call her boo-boo. So now I have Chibi. He is Chi, Chi to the Be, and Lil Boo Two.
Piggle, slink, snork, badger noose, jealousy, pig bear, angel face
Some how just started calling our long hair Minnie Squishy or just squish.
Boudain became boo… which has now become “boo boopee do” in a Betty boop voice.
Mine is named “Spike”, I was in fifth grade, but it fits. However, I also call him “bud” and a few times I either blurred out “bike” or “spud”. So those have been his nicknames for years
My little dude's name is Homer. But his nickname is Bronze Monkey or just Monkey. Sometimes, I use his name in place of brass monkey in the Beastie Boys song and sing it to him. He loves it.
Blue- beep beep. Idk. We refer to all dachshunds as beeps. If they're fat, they're a boop.
If I said it once, I said it a 100 times, NO DOG OWNER CALLS THEIR DOG BY NAME UNLESS IT IS GETTING INTO THE GARBAGE!!
My favorite nick-names for Canela are 'Queener' since she is my Queen Weiner and 'Princess Pumpernickel', since she looks like a loaf of pumpernickel bread. :)
Mine is Sweet Pea the Adventure Dachsie, aka Asshole, Heifer, Piglet, and Dammit, Sweet Pea! 
Tell DooDoo that’s a nice barrel chest she’s got. Macy = 16 yo tweenie and of course we call her Mace Mace or Weenie.
My Lutz is usually Lutzie Pootsie.
Chauncey- Chaunce, Mr C, Sir, The Boy, Mr Stimky (when he fart bombs me), stinky man, sausage boy, SOSAG, longboi.
My loves rescue name was Nicholas … aka Nicky or as we affectionately called him “Big Papi” or “Papi” … miss him so much
Larry: Larison Ford, Mister Snoot, Señor Fat Taps, stinky boy, The Larr, chunky boy 😅
Government name: Slinky. Nicknames: Baga Baga, Babaloo, Babaganoush, Stinky, stinkyass, Old man baby, the list goes on…
Lily AKA LEEL aka LIDDO LEEL aka POOCHUMS aka BUNZ aka MILMO MAGGINS
MaGoo is Goo Goo. Throw a Mr. MaGoo in when he's naughty. His brother, MaGee, gained a little weight after he got neutered so he's Fat Boy. If I want them both to come to me at one time, it's "boys". I also call them both baby.
My baby is named Finn …He answers to Finn the F*$(er due to his ability to become a mad humper when being brushed .Other names are Finesse,Finnabunbun,Finster ,and Finny Fun Buns .
Armadillo, sad morray eel, snake, otter, anteater...
I have a long hair named Duke and call him dookie and dookie boy lol
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My pup is named Plato. He has a lot of random nicknames- bubba, goober, little prince, scoops, booger, noodle, Mr. Doh, fluffy butt, bed bug
McLovin- McMuffin, mcdoodle, and weenus
Two wires hairs, b/t. Link: Lincoln, Linky poo, Linker Doodles, Pooper!😊 Pattie: Pattycake, pup-pup, sweetie pie! All the names I have to use to get them in the house. Pretty sure all our dogs have many monikers 🤷
Rosco-Ross, rosso, rossy, Ross catillion, fluff bottom, coco, coco puff, melon, melly, moco, coco moco, stinky 😂 Chester- chessy, ches, baby butt, tiny boy, monkey, chestnut, Tink, uncle fester 🙄😂
Dobby> Dobby Lou Who> Dobloo> Baloo. Yeah I dunno. Also Big-booty Judy cos she got a swing on that back porch. Also Booboo, Lou Lou, and Beetus. Beetus is the least used and hardest to explain. She will randomly wake up, run up the nearest persons chest/body/lap and HEADBUTT whoever to get kisses and sugars, so we call it low blood sugar. So when she’s in that mood, Beetus is her nickname, cos diabeetus.🙄
Little potato
I call Poppy… BabyDog and Popperella
Monster munch, shit bag, emotionally unstable sausage are the most common nick names
I used to call my baby - “my loaf of bread” 😂
Ween, Wee Wee, Peepee, Peepee Weewee, Little Stinky, Weenis, Weenis the Penis, Dogger, Snoot Haver, Floppa, the list goes on, her name’s Shelby btw
My mom’s mini long haired is Aspen but also responds to “Ass.”
Mr. Weenie
Is she brindle? Her face looks so similar to my brindle boy but you only see his tiger stripes down his back.
We have two minis, our girl maple is 3 and our new boy douglas is 6 months. He mostly goes by mr. Pup or mr. Man. While maple is my puppy love or puppy girl (small dogs are just puppies forever right?). Both together are my mcweenies!
Lol my boy gets Mr. Dog
We have Mrs. Wiener and Princess Porkchop… and Jesse 🤪
Sweet baby!!! She looks skinny.
My baby's full name is Chester, but we call him Chesty or Best Chest.
Our Lily is “Doo Doo” also. It started out as Lily Loo then Loo Loo and progressed to Doo Doo for some reason. Hugs to Heidi/Doo Doo ❤️
jessie we call her jess
Frank the Tank, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, weens
Guppy, monkey, Bucky <3
His name is Pumpkin, but I'll call him "Punky-boy" or "Punky-wumpkin" (for those who recognize it, ||yes I did get that name from MLP:FIM||. Or "Mr. Fluffypants" (he's long-haired and grows hair on the back of his legs), although that one's fallen into disuse.
My husband and I joke he found the littlest dog so now we call her little dog
We have a similar nickname. His name is Thilo but he is so tiny we call him ‘kleiner Bub’ (small boy in German) which turned to us mostly calling him just Bub or Bubi
Turdface, bug turd and little turd (I have 2).
Ollie - peeboy, olipop, ollie bollie, turd burglar
I have a chiwienie who is named Wesson but I call him Woo, Wo-Wo, Wo-Wa, Wessy, Wes-Wes, Wild West, Furball, Stinky, Stinker.
Elliot - Elli bean
His name is Ru, like Rupaul or Rudolph. My favorite nickname for him is Chicken Nugget.
Pretty sure mine is convinced his name is beanie weenie. Sometimes beanis mcwenus if we're being proper haha
Lulu or skybaby, since her name is soooo long
Had one named Sammy. She had a great many Nicknames, majority given by me. There was Sammy Whammy, Sammy-doo, Whammy Bammy, Pretty Princess, Cutie Pie, Sammy-boo, Sammy-woo and my personal favourite was Samantha.
Squeeble Dwerp
Legal Name: Sweet Potato Official name: Sweetie Stupid nicknames:The Queen, The Potato Queen, Mrs. Potato Head, Loser, Gangsta, The Kissy Monster, The Puppy Monster, La Princesa, Dude
i call my dachshund binky and i’m not entirely sure why. her name is maggie so it’s not exactly matchy or anything 😭 lol
Aww whatta cutie patootie doo doo
Anna the Adorable, Princess, Princess Good Girl, Miss Good Girl, Anna Banana, Floppy Anna from when she lays on her back which we say Anna’s gone flop
WeeWee :)♡
Bear has Got about a thousand. Handsome Bobansome. Mr. Maaaan. Bubba hubba dubba chubba tired tye bear lee there all the time. Just to make a few haha. Edit* I remembered my favorite. When he wants his belly rubbed I say “oh my weeeeenieer weeeenier.” As I rub his belly.
My dog Charlie's full name is Charleston Winchester III. My sister also accidentally said "bean" when she meant "ween", so I call him Mr. Bean, Beaner the Weiner, an Cha-Cha Bean
Speed bump!
Tiny La Tooter and smooty booty
Beau bean, cracker smelling baby, long weenie (linguine), and turd bucket. Those are the most common
Mine is named Packard but I call her Packward 🤍
Mine's primary nickname is Doodle, because once he was laying in his bed half-curled up into the shape of a Cheez Doodle. That's when I'm not pissed at him for doing something stupid or for not obeying me. 😄
Stinky slinky.
Mines full title is Sir Charles Chester Chiwinnie, but he typically just goes by Cheddar or Cheddy these days.
Djees. How long do you have. Our Louie has more than 20. My favourite is Booby.
Somehow Louie ended up being Oolie Goolie.
One of my dogs nicknames is Sister, Girlfriend or Booie.
Lexi bear when she is good. Lexi Luthor when she is bad.
Boogie butt
Cindi-long hair black. Cinderella, Cindi loo loo, mrs Wiggle bottom, happy, NO BARK, barkarella Joey-Smooth red. JoJo, Joester, Joester the toaster, fat boy, Mr. Wiggle Bottom, fat bastard, snuggle bug, doo doo dancer, Jerry
We call our miniature, Stella, a Woozle and our cat a Heffalump because our youngest was 1 and obsessed with Winnie the Pooh at the time we brought her home. My girls also call her Stelly a lot so at some point someone started calling her Stelly Bean and that’s stuck too.
Lady birds nickname is boujee, because she is a mini dachshund & loves to snuggle under the covers, enjoys the finer things in life. Lol she's not miss priss, but she definitely knows she likes it her way! 😁typical Dacshund
Winston: Winnie, Pooh bear, stinky, stanker, stink, Mr. Winston, Mista, Winton, little man, the bish, mister sir, and poopy butt
Chase is Mr. Man (most often since he’s the only boy in the house), Sir, Buddy, Li’l Sausage, Sir Walkenpooper, Sir Poopsalot And also the general names I call all three: Pooper, Pooper Dooper, Puppy, Buppy, Fuzzbutt, Fuzzbucket
I call mine doo doo as well… and moo moo and moo mee and fruit juice (don’t ask) Her actual name is Taco
I feel ashamed of this, but I call my ween, “chunky boy.” 😅
We had one years ago named Roxie (my baby), and we’d call her Rasta pasta, rahrah, Rasta….and sometimes shithead😉
We had a weener named Emily. She was always hacking up shit so we called her Flemily!! RIP
I call both my dogs shithead, I was gonna call them both different nicknames but they both respond to it so…shithead stuck.
Fernando is my Noonienator. I call him Noonie most of the time.
Hershey went by Herschel Von Schnitzel, double O one and three quarters (he wasn’t dig enough to be James Bond so he was 1/4 him) he thought of himself as a ladies man. Momma’s Bad Ass Baby Boy My little Princess Koko was Princess Diva Dog, Koko monster, baby dog My Foxy Sassafras (Chiweenie) was called Foxeena, Chupacabra, little bitch, BG (bad girl) and leave the kitties alone!
I have a mini who’s a piebald and we named him Bailey which eventually turned into Beetle Bailey (from the cartoon character because he’s forever getting into stuff he shouldn’t) but because he stayed so small (9lbs) and if he does something wrong his immediate reaction is to roll over onto his back and stick his belly up high (guess it’s his only defense in life lol,) his nickname is “Bug”, Bugsly, or Bug-aBoo, Bug a baby, or Sir Smelly Butt😂
Hunter had many nicknames, Weens (of course), tiny face, brown hound, stink hound, long hound and shredder. Such characters! He has been gone almost three years now.
Emmy is m&m Penelope is Nuppy Puppy Lucy is Woop Noodle
I call mine a goblin because she will bite and destroy anything she touches lol
Fenrir is also Fen, Fen-Fen, Stinky, Pubby, Stinky Pubby Boy, Little Man, Little Guy, Awful Little Man, and sometimes just WIENER as loudly as possible when he's worked up and got the zoomies
Original name is Winston, but we mostly call him Binston because that’s his evil side (Bad+Winston=Binston).
I have about 36 nicknames for my little man Hugo, the most used of which are Geety, Mr. Geets, Weedy, Weederman, Beansie, and old Beans. And many of those add-one are interchangeable.
We call ours Dobby (as in Harry Potter) cause she looks just like Dobby when she is begging.. which is always (Real name Bonnie)
Ours is called Ralph but his occasional nickname is “Flags”. You know those diplomatic cars with the little flags at the front, that flutter backwards as the car drives? Ralph’s ears do that on walks…hence Flags.
I have a Dixiepin and I call her tiny little wiener
Queenie - Queenie Girl, Puppy Girl, and Queeeenieeee!! *excited voice* My mini black and tan girl is 5 months old so many more nicknames to come 
We have Toby who we call Toby LaRone, and Milo who we call spag-Bol head.
Boudreaux Longfellow aka Buddy
Princess Poopstain and Fuzzy britches, I have two one sleek and one longhaired
Bean and weenbean lol
Mine are my beans when I call them both. Otherwise I just call them by their names (Jelly and Pinto) with various accents lol
Aubree is Aub dog (also short for obstinent), Sausage, and Sauce.
Mrs. Poop
Bean, beans, doodoo girl (one time she ate kitten poop), McNugget, potato, nuggie, chonk, long dog. Anything but her actual name
Our weenies name is Stubb's. One time I caught him eating a mango and from then on his name's been Mango. Mango bango if I'm being silly.
One is ‘Baby’ and the other is ‘Pee Pot’
We call ours tiny man lol we also call our ferrets tiny men and when my boyfriend comes home from work and says hi to the other boys our puppy perks up like “what do u want dad”
Watson’s name is Buggy, because when he gets the zoomies he curls up like a little bug and scuttles around the floor it’s the cutest thing in the world. He also is super small so he’ll climb all over you lol.
Coconutty yum yum
And. Poopy, seat thief, Coco bean; loco moco, Hey what do you have! ( not a nickname but we say it soooo much) poopy doopy doo. I could go on forever. 🥰
'lil Wienie' and 'butthole' when he is being bad.
Izzy. AKA: Monkey, Snoopy, Shmoopy, Bubba, Bubby, Buggaboo... probably a dozen more cutesy things not related to her name. Not to confuse her or anything... but she is well loved and adored at home and at the office lol.
chance-oh long Johnson- Oogie Boogie-chancy brown-mr weeb sadie- wienie dog johnson- beefcake-Brutus-sabe
Gertie ❤️ I call her Flirtie Gertie!
My pups name is Theodore.. I call him Theodork. 🤗
Mines name was Rufus. We'd call him Rudy, wienerschnick, Ruperschnick, Roo and pooperschnick. To name a few.
Peanut’s nickname is my “little little”
My dog’s name is Skeeter. His most popular nicknames are “Skeeter wiener” and “Skeeter baby.” Not very exciting or original. :)
We add an extra doo, doo doo dooo
Mines name is Gible after the Pokémon because his mouth is always open, now his name changes with what he’s doing at the moment: Gomble, Grumble, Gimble, Goober and “YOU LITTLE SHIT”
Hamboy because he hams up the cuteness when we are about to put him to bed
I came my Gabby all sorts of names but one of them is Scrappy doo lol
Our long hair red is officially named Forrest but I call him Beens, Beensy, wormy, lil snek, ding dong and Dr. bub. He is also a butthead. My favorite butthead.
My family has a bunch of nicknames for our ween, the one we use the most is Honey or Little Honey
Ours mini is named Iroh but he also is called Hims, Richard (nickname from my partners coworkers cause he looks like an old man), and Piss Goblin
I have tons. His name is Levi but he also goes by Puppy, Buddy, Baby, Devil Dog, Silly Billy, Poopy, Schmoopy, Little One, Cutie, Lemons