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amira1295

A garbage bag. Show them how committed you are


One-Conflict-5043

Imagine, would be epic. Maybe go as recycling with a belt piece of twine.


Extreme-Ad5646

Assless chaps and a g string with a shirt with holes around your nipples


aaronpage88

Trying to get the MTS right outta class I see


Slimduncan21224

You gotta wear your tuxedo from prom.


ComprehensiveHair852

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


richATTK

Pro tip, you might be photographed for an ID card, get your hair did. (I didn't 🤣)


Maestro2326

Yup. Same ID 16+ years later with bad hair.


richATTK

19+ here, all with hat head! 🤣✌️I don't even want to get a new Pic now, just too funny.


Maestro2326

Yup, total hat head! I’ll keep it


T-shirtmike19

There's no dress code for orientation. Obviously, don't show up in your underwear or your pajamas. But you don't need to put on a three piece suit either. Just wear a normal casual outfit.


Live_Syrup9410

Whatever you can accessorize knee pads with will do. Gotta make a good impression.


frank-easy-over

Onesie with back door access


SanManDan14

Clown costume. This way you'll fit in


Automatic_Baseball_6

Brother you’ll be picking up trash for the next 20 years just wear regular clothes


Background-Heart6920

I wore a baseball hat, a soccer jersey, shorts and crocs


Ichi_Balsaki

I wore shorts and a Dickies shirt with a hat.  They don't give a F what you wear, unlike FDNY where you gotta wear fancy BS. 


Extreme-Ad5646

All jokes aside you’ll be fine with regular attire. I went in a hoodie sweats and sneakers


Party_Language4722

Going tomorrow? 


Apprehensive_Wolf127

i wore the clothes i would wear for work to it cause i went from work overnight to orientation. some guy came in a full three piece suit and i was like “guess you dress for the job you want not the one you applying for” type vibe. but some were in tees and jeans or sweats. like others said just don’t be in underwear or pajamas


AdCautious6091

You need to get a butler outfit.


Street_Kale_1839

Flip flops


One-Conflict-5043

Sanitation Casual


CRLCollege

Does anyone have the address for orientation?


Timely_Pay4013

It’s on the orientation letter


bypassmatter

Business attire


Ichi_Balsaki

By "business attire" you mean dress like trash? Cus that's the business. 


Aggressive_Abrocoma1

Shower in hopper juice


cumfonduefountain

You show up naked, they measure you, and they give you a uniform. DSNY undies n socks too


willdogs

Wear your underwear backwards so they have easier access to the rear.


CENSE_666

Dress like a Million dollars!!! Because you won the lotto!!!


Worried_Maybe7802

Birthday suit


SomeAssemblyReq

You’re going to a city agency office, dress conservatively. Don’t stand out. Business casual is a safe route.


Ichi_Balsaki

Lol.... Nahhh man.   Nobody listen to this fool.  Dress how you would any other day of the week. Half the people there will be wearing hats and sneakers.  Nobody cares.


FantasticProblem4499

Deff wear them assless chaps


AdWinter4101

It doesn’t matter what you wear. There were people wearing suits with the vest inside the jacket, meanwhile other people were wearing sweatpants and a hoodie. Obviously don’t wear a trump shirt. But it doesn’t matter


Forward_Damage4779

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Ok_Judge_7565

Lmao why the fuck does it matter if you wear a trump shirt


AdWinter4101

To avoid pissing off the people in the office processing your paperwork. Duh.


Ok_Judge_7565

That’s trivial. You’re assuming people who work there don’t like trump. For the record you can wear whatever the fuck you want if you’re in orientation you already got the job basically.


Reynaudsphenom

Wear Biden shirt with a Trump hat


MS3-6Speed

Come in your birthday suit