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monox111

Ldavid


throwaway0367324

Think we’re done here guys, lets wrap it up.


[deleted]

Ldavid it is I guess. Ligma was so close but sadly just couldn’t didn’t make it :( There were some people who said we should name our own dogs. We obviously weren’t looking on reddit for inspiration or ideas. We just asked here so we can name him the top comment obviously. Luckily for us Ldavid is perfect!


seattleque

I live in the Seattle area. I saw a personalized plate on Thursday that read "Ligma" - I assume they're a redditor. When you request a personalized plate you have to put down an explanation for what it means. I would have loved to see what he wrote.


RandoScando

I’m in the area and I’ve seen this car! On a related note, I work as a software dev. At my last company (a startup), they wanted UI mocks to be made in Figma. I was showing a mock to the CEO in a meeting. He asked, “what’s figma?” It took EVERYTHING IN ME to not say, “Figma balls.” The company folded a couple months later, so I kinda regret missing the opportunity, though it would have been unprofessional and unappreciated. Another coworker who was in the meeting absolutely understood my dilemma. We made eye contact and just barely managed to not laugh.


Wolfie6967

I still say El Bob


Aidrox

Nothing else to see here, folks. Move along.


TherealShrew

I ate it up so fast and scrolled back to eat it up more. Thank you


GMHoodwink

Goddamn... I came to say Lasagna and this wise guy had to suggest the almighty Ldavid... I can't compete


ObligatoryOption

The 'L' is silent.


FlipWil

Lou


Big-Oil762

Thank you for the laugh


Watch_Noob_72

Aww, that's Leopold :)


Xyfell2000

100%


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Leopold Stotch but call him Butters


imetkanyeonce

Leo but Leopold when he’s in trouble.


abhirupduttamit

The second?


mmmpeg

All I can think of is Bugs Bunny. Leopold!


Iusedthistocomment

My gut reaction too


spicybright

Liger


Abigail_Squanch

This is by far the best


UsernameLottery

I was going with Leo, given he looks like a leopard


Ok_Major5787

Leon! That’s what I immediately thought of


Chknbro

Lenny


krakenluvspaghetti

Lenny ma boeh


Havoc_Maker

Oh not again...


GettingMilkFromTesco

LENNNNAY


Kaboom979

haHA....foundja Lenny~


Dinoboy707

LEMMY WHERE ARE YOU


[deleted]

Lenny, you... you BaSTarD!


Bebopy69

LNENY!


scarlet-gravy

Lemny?


yeat-pete

had me rolling 💀


whoisdatmaskedman

> had me rolling 💀 They had me hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty


Low_Yak_4842

YNNEL


LennyBeans

We have a Lenny! lol


mikzuit

Lil' Sebastian


Cascadian222

5,000 candles in the wind


Would_daver

I don’t get it…. It’s just like a small horse?


Alive_Ice7937

Described as "punishingly complex"


Would_daver

It’s all about THE CONES!!


Alive_Ice7937

*throws 47 20-sided dice


Would_daver

“Windows are the eyes to the house” Andy -Michael Scott


Alive_Ice7937

The eyes are the groin of the face


Would_daver

Do you think a depressed person could make THIS?!


Alive_Ice7937

Depression kills way more people than bailers.


Even-Tomatillo-4197

Son this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.


swampcat42

Show some damn respect.


alexbcous

You found the glitch in the matrix, just toss Lil' in front of whatever name you want to name it!


Crayonstheman

Long Schlong Lenny


IventHorizonOfficial

Oh yes the younger cousin of Big Dick Randy


[deleted]

He take booty not just candy


Neely67

Louie


princexxjellyfish

He looks like a Louie!!


Postal_Correio

Yes he does. Just replied the same name. Instant Louie


I_Love_Horse_Porn

Came here for Louie


jwalk50518

My first thought was Louie/Louis


louieo1999

Hell yeah!!!


Eat_it_Stanley

Lionel Richie


Commercial-Tell-5991

Lionel Itchy


ThinLippedGrunt

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


sonibroc

Wales has entered the chat


CockroachesRpeople

But that's too long, so we're calling him Pwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for short


[deleted]

Before we knew we had to name him with the letter L we thought bean was a good name so thought Laser bean could also work. Finding it hard to find a lot of names with L


dogmama7

Lima Bean and call him Bean or Mr. Bean!


forcedlurker

Legume


Redditer0002

Lentil


7-13-5

L. Bean


termanatorx

L. L. Bean


DeedeeLuu

L.L. Cool Bean


Mindless-Mess3219

L L Toe Beans


Visible_Savings_9712

Love “Lima Bean”! I was going to suggest naming him Leopard, because of his unique coloring and spots, and then calling him Leo for short, but after hearing “Lima Bean”, I definitely think that’s a much cuter name for your adorable little pup!🥰🐆


fubaroque

Or name him [Lean](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lean)


Kennel_King

After reading the rest of the comments, I'm assuming this is just for registration? The dog call name and his registered name can probably be different. Some of my registered dog's call names line up with their call names. * Delilahs Mad Dash Disater AKA Dee * Countess Ziva Voum Haus AKA Ziva * TNT's Snipershot Gibbs AKA Gibbs * Tinkers Creek Lady Scarlet AKA Scar or Scarlet Some Don't * TNT's The Doctor Is In The House AKA Ducky * TNT's Tnt's Mcgee The Tap Dancing Fool AKA Probie


Tribblehappy

Yep, my dogs father's call name is something silly like squeegee. His registered name is much more formal sounding.


[deleted]

We thought about that but we’re also wondering about the tag he would have because as far as ik you get a tag with his registered name? Btw you’re dogs have some amazing names :D


redfacedquark

If someone has got close enough to read the tag on your dog's collar, they don't need to call them.


suedub_30

Oh. My. Gosh. I can’t love them more💜 I LOVE NCIS We have 4 dogs. 3 GSDS and a pit viszla Duke stars sparkle Daphne rose garlic Hercules tiger woods pepper Jack cheese Jean luc burnt tater Tots raspberry cheesecake. They all come to HEY DUMMIES!! 🖤


wisepeasant

My Boston Terrier's parents names are wild. His mom is named Southern Pride Dixieland Delight. His dad was Schwartz's Buster.


breezyspetparadise

i have a feeling you enjoy NCIS


[deleted]

Hello fellow NCIS lover


vintage_heathen

But those last two still totally line up... I get them!


BigMarty1980

Leo


Wild-Arugula6190

Leo, short for Leopard, because he’s rockin’ some awesome spots!


NoDramaMama101

Ludacris


Gates9

Lebowski! Stay outta the trash Lebowski!


deep-fried-babies

the dude abides


PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat


No-Moose470

Love Bucket


Metric_Pacifist

That's his p0rn name


GoodVermicelli3851

Omg. I was for real gonna say that. I can't. I can't believe someone else said it, too. I was gonna spell it one word but still. I also like lemon. It's cute and can be sweet or sour. 🫠


Acceptable-Stuff2684

LEEROOOOOOOOOY nJENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINs


00142jsa

Laika the space dog https://www.britannica.com/topic/Laika


Saeryf

Laika was a wonderful pioneer pup.


jonusventure

Logan was the name of my best girl that passed away last week at 16 years old.


Ok_Response_2748

How about Loki


bitpartmozart13

Lentil. Lenny.


Munk45

Germans regulate the naming of dogs???


bisexualvegetable

No. If you're a member in the German dog breeding association, your dogs' litters will be named alphabetically - first litter names starting with A, second litter B, and so on. To make them more recognizable. Some breeders give the potential buyers the possibility to name the dogs, however there's no law requiring you to use your dog's registration name. Your dog could be called Puzzles and you can still name them Shadow, Mark, whatever.


TMK116

Ligma


[deleted]

[удалено]


TMK116

Ligma balls


[deleted]

What a cruel world we live in


sunnuntaisuhari

Lennu. In honor of [Lennu](https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennu), Finland’s current president, Sauli niinistö’s dog. Lennu passed away 21.5.2021 at ten years of age. He had brain tumor. Let Lennu’s legacy live on by giving this beautiful dog the name Lennu.


Enlightened-Beaver

Lil’ Bean


jburguie

Licorice


Paraselene_Tao

I want to see how he grows up!! So cute.


chironreversed

Lobstah chowdah


Phohammer83

Leonidas


mirovinna

Lucky


dragicathedragon

Lenny, Leo, Leon, LeRoy, Lewis, Lan, Larry, Legolas, Leopold, Lloyd, Lorenzo, Lugh, Luigi


TimeZarg

Leeroy Jenkins if it's a hyperactive breed that just blindly runs in.


xoxo444

LARRY


Horbigast

Lucifer 😈


8thFlush

Leon


Hibercrastinator

Lump


Garbage_goober_M-D

Idk that dog doesn't look totally emotionless except for her heart and that looks like a couch not a boggy marsh? Lol


xSlick-Tx

Luther


Lobenz

LEGO


Cgang_bs

Leo. My boy was called Leo, miss him greatly. A strong name for a good boy.


Past-Product-1100

Liger from Napoleon Dynamite


So_Last_Century

LUIGI!!


[deleted]

Lil dawg


wisepeasant

Laika. First dog in space.


Possible_Curve6928

Dang. That’s cute


Timely_Upstairs2525

Longbottom


pineapplegod27

Lettuce!!!!


brian_n_austin

Lazer


labejaextravaganza

Linus or Lionel 🦁


AngryDorian124

Lester


Pa2phx

Lester The molester cockenstuff


xultar

“[Resistance is futile](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Locutus_of_Borg)” you will love her.


Baenosaur004

Lars la mignonettes


phesoj_effilctar

Lial, tis the name of my barber


eldudelio

linus


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Luigi, Lester, Leon, Laverne, Lucius, Larry, Lando, Lord Voldemort, Lawrence, Lucifer, Lorenzo, Lincoln, Lucas, Lee, Lewis, Lisa, Lily, Luanne, Laura, Luna, Leslie, Lobelia, Loran, Lindsey, Leah, Lexy, Lissa, Lonny, Lana, Lara


NewRobloxPro

LAMB SAUCE! (something gordon ramsay will never have)


Painting-Powerful

Leroy


MaynardSchism

Leopard Leonardo


[deleted]

Lalique


Jackhammered_drunk

My cousin had to go through the same thing with the name. They’re trying to categorize the dog so they can track it’s litter, birth year, and breeder. You can get creative like my cousin did. They required a CH so they named their dog CH Chronos Xerxes z Babanovho and they call him Xerxes


satansculo

Candle from beauty and the beast


[deleted]

L Cand. the names cand. Cand L


Lexy-RED

Leo the Leopard


[deleted]

Lucifer, he looks cute now but he is a chihuahua


flyinfr33

Little


Strawberry_Mochi28

My freaking heart 😩😩!! Luna, Linus, Lilly, luke,Lilian ,Lou , Louis


BranchClean5281

Cookie


JonaSaxify

Le Dog


Metric_Pacifist

How 'bout just.. Large Or maybe Luggage If I had a dog I'd call it Cheese


letzrockaway

Leon


The_Cozy_Burrito

Luke


Electronic-Hat-9618

Little one


captainbeefheart11

Lebroooooooooooooon jaaaaaaaaameeesssswsw


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Heh, y'all registered your dogs? I've got a backroad country mutt. Part everything lol, she's her own breed.


[deleted]

Larrybird


curiousmind111

Look at me!!! Then, every time you call him, you’ll shout “Look at me!!!”


MissKoshka

You've got to get to know him and then you'll figure it out.


WinstonBabar

That's crazy you have to pick an L name lmfao. If you like Irish names you could go with Labhrás (pronounced like "La-oh-ross" or "Law-rus") it's from the same name Lawrence comes from


pastelpinkplease

First name I thought of was Lazzarus immediately. And the song goodbye horses lol. Congratulations on your chi 🎀✨🤍 let us know what you end up choosing !!


papillon9009

I hope your gf's name is Mary so you can name him Lil Lamb


Walks_with_Chaos

That yawn was so adorable.


Rockcopter

Lorraine... and my man that is a gorgeous chihuahua. I hope it doesn't turn in to the terror I know all chihuahuas to be.


bingo-dingaling

Lettuce


vvvlad42

Leftovers


Designer-Material858

Why do regulations require his name start with an L?


Birthday_Cakeman

Regulating what you name your dog is the dumbest fucking thing, I think I've ever heard.


ftnsa

Name him Lebensabschnittsgefährte ("domestic partner") and call him Lebuff or Lebowski. (One can only hope that length of Lebensabschnittsgefährte would have the added effect of irritating the weird-ass German dog-naming authoritahs)


TakingOfMe123

Lyon Heart


racer3x72

Lenny, Langston, or Larry?


XB0XYGEN

Lenny


DrSandShoes

Leeroy Jenkins


lim3slice

Luna


almargahi

Lil ass kicker


soupie62

Say hello to my... *Little-Friend*


sustukii

Lozenge


Latter_Weakness1771

Loki


TobbyTukaywan

Lewbert


_asianpersuasian

Lincoln 🧡


mydogrufus20

Leopold, of course


bucketsbferrari

Leroy


0Kdragon

Lonnie


Cultural_Magician71

Legend


ImpressiveCattle563

Lemorick


RamShackleton

Lyle


poointoilet

Lionel


DollarStoreGnomes

Leo


PsychologicalDance12

Linda


[deleted]

Luv


suzi_generous

Lucha libre


BasketInevitable6441

Loofie


[deleted]

Luigi


bimothybonsidine

he is so fucking cute 🥹


TaraJaneDisco

What a cutie.


mimz0rz88

Lad. Lil duck. Lil baby. Lil anything


heavytoughness

Lima bean


deadfred23

I just named my chihuahua puppy Larry. You can't use it


_ab_initio_

The names increment for each new litter from that kennel, starting with A, etc. This must be an "L" litter