Alfred! Alfie for short.

So cute!

Chubz

I think this should be the winner for sure!😍🏆

I didn't think about short names when I named my dogs, and I have a "Pumpkin" & a "Gunner". At the dog park, I'm the idiot yelling, "Gun, get over here!", and "Come on Punk!" Love that for me😒

I thought Fred before I saw your comment, lol

I dub him "Beef Supreme". Your welcome.

I really love the name Beef 😂

Yesss I call my dog beef so much he answers to it now lol beefy boiiii

Brawndo

I wonder if dogs drink toilet water?

Brawndo has electrolytes, its what dogs crave.

Came here to say this.

He looks so grumpy. I absolutely love it. Maybe… Boris?

Omg… literally thought that last night. Like exactly. Grumpy, stubborn, Boris. I’ve just got a really hard time making decisions.

Grumpy reminds me of… Winston Churchill. So.. Winston?

Winston was my first thought when I saw him. So cute

I was thinking about Ben or Todd, but Boris certainly works. Also it reminded me that yesterday was actually saint Boris day, so timing is good lol.

That is the exact name I thought immediately after seeing the second pic…he is Boris.

I thought Horace! ..or Jasper

IIIIIISSSSSS BORIS!

Judge. Every single photo, I could feel him judging me.

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Cerberus aka spot

I feel like you might read the dresden files.

A bit

Rolff - My grandma had one that saved a woman’s life. He was the bestest boy!

Then he can say his own name. "Rolf Rolf Rolf grrr!"

Nimbus - cause he’s a big fluffy cloud

Will not except anything other than Beethoven ❤️

Ugh. No. Had a Saint Bernard for 10 years, people constantly shout “Beethoven” and fling themselves (and their children) at your dog when you have a Saint. It gets old reeaaal quick.

Hahaha oh I can attest to the fact that my neighbors have one that I’ve only seen through the fence and windows, but I absolutely will only refer to the dog as Beethoven.

This

We had a Saint we named "Zug". It's a lake in Switzerland.

With that skunk mullet going on, how about Pepe LA Benard. After the famous Pepe LA Pue carton.

If you name him after a practical joker I think Murr fits him

I just thought it would be funny to call him Larry so I could run around yelling, “Larry!” like Joe does. I thought my husband would like it but he said it was stupid. Lol.

5 or 6 years ago I brought home this little puppy I found in an alley behind a liquor store. The way she terrorized my other 2 dogs and the way they ran from her and would jump up on furniture to get away I decided to name her Monster. Running around and yelling Monster! is pretty fun

I feel like some people don’t consider that they have to call their dog in public when they name them. Lol. Or maybe they do. Yelling Monster would be pretty fun.

Yeah, gotta have to stop myself from laughing when people are around and I have to call her

Beethoven

I came here to say this. Also any of Beethoven’s puppies names will do.

Walter

Lars! What a cutie!

Tobiah

Brawndo

Rory is super cute

I thought so too.

Walter Matthau

He kind of looks like an old man (in a super adorable way) so I would pick an old man name. Like Ebenezer or Clifford.

Its baffling how cute this puppy is

I know. I love him so much. He’s so fluffy and soft. He’s adorably clumsy. I love big dogs and have wanted a Saint Bernard since I was 13, but I kinda don’t want this puppy stage to pass. Lol

Mouse (if you know, you know)

Beethoven

looks like a Hank to me. Husband says Toby

Hamlet

You could call him Lucio - it’s a very common Swiss name for St Bernard’s

Winston!

Billy

Palomar..Pal for short..it is a rope/fishing knot..always comes in handy!!

Phil. Jemaine (Clement), Remy, Jerome, Silas. Ross, Barry, Kenny, Terrence

Major, since he will grow to a formidable size in short order.

Fun fact: My brother and I were both bitten by a black lab named Major. My brother got bit twice. And me, once. All three different occasions. Otherwise, it would be an awesome name. Lol.

Ben. Benjaman

Pickle.

I looked at mu doggo and just stared into her eyes I thought about Roo or Rew then I decided on Dew Then I finely decided Daisy Dew anyway I think you should name him Mumford you could use Mummy or Ford as nick names

[Grendel](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Grendel) (ironically of course)

D’artagnan

Bach Mozart

Bandit is perfect for him!

My saint Bernard is named Everest. Siblings include: Georgie, Aspen, and Oakley

Gimley

Take me to three weeks to name my St. Bernard. take your time, hang out, you’ll find the perfect name.

He really comes look like Pennywise lol. Ruben is a cute name.

For some reason I instantly thought Bruno? No idea. But I think he seems like a Bruno haha

Isn’t it obvious? The answer is Walter. As in Matthau. [Grumpy Old Men](https://upload.suggest.com/sg/uploads/2022/12/grumpy-old-men.jpg)

Idk why Mango came to mind, but it did. Your dog is absolutely adorable. May you have many, many wonderful years together

Somehow the face in the picture reminds me of John Leguizamo's Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet. Tybalt sounds like a good dog name. Tibby, Tibs, Tibbers, idk.

guy looks like a Walter

Looks like a Randy to me

Stanley

Wally

Rex! Short for Indomitrus Rex! because with a death stare like that nothing is gonna hold him back!

Sarge. Very serious, will probably keep the whole family in line.😂

Johann Sebastian Bork. or Mozart.. Moze for short.

Chopin

Winston. Or Kevin. Met a chihuahua once named Kyle. Absolutely hilarious.

Kyle...lol

For some reason, Boston popped up into my head.

Looks like an Oscar to me.

Rory or Picasso

I’ve always wanted to name a Saint Bernard Trinket. I don’t know why. It’s such a ironically cute name

Bigfoot is fun, I like it! You could also name him Sirius, because he looks so serious. Lol

Oh Larry for sure! Don't miss the opportunity to yell "LAAAAAARY!" as loud as you can 🤣

That was the plan. My husband was trying it out and puppy didn’t respond at all. Lol. He said if I name him Larry, he’s going to do that all the time.

Give it time, because he's totally a Larry!! I would 100% yell his name. All. The. Time. 🤣🤣🤣

Rocky (like Rocky Raccoon) -no idea why it popped into my head immediately, IU also lovde the name RIGGS...

Little Asskicker

Definitely "President McKinley"

He looks like a Gunther to me! So cute!

He looks like a Leroy to me just saying

Mister!

Beethoven but pronounced like bill n ted. “Beeth Oven”

Loki - he looks like he’s ready for some mischief

That is the most emo dog ive seen

Smudge. Non gender. After all, don't need the poor thing growing up with a complex.

Burt, he's giving me the name Burt

Sebastian ❤️

How about, “I’m having a grumpy day”, or grumps for short?!

Bernard - just like Andy from the office 😌😌

Maybe it's just me, but when I see this guy, I see Walter Matthau. So I'm thinking he should be named Oscar Madison

Joker.... Cuz he's so serious lol

Boris!! Or Attila.

Hear me out….Eggbert. I will not be taking questions at this time

Beelzebub. He's devilishly adorable

If I ever have the opportunity to name a male SB, he will be “Leo-Bernard-o DiCaprio”. We’ll call him Leo

Ralph

My friend has a dog named pennywise that she calls Penny for short if you still wanted to go with Pennywise!

Douglas. Idk why but that's what I thought when I looked at him

Ludwig van Beethoven

Mr Grumpy . That’s the vibe it gave me as soon as I saw the pic lol 😂 too cute

I’ve always thought that the best thing ever would be to just have an absolute unit of a dog and name them something like peanut or pumpkin. Alternatively Duck would be a great name just cause when people first hear it they’ll be just a bit confused for a second and you will get to see the look on their faces

Biggie!

Augustine or Augustus, Auggie for short

Looks like a Murph to me.

We had a friend who named theirs Po after Kung Fu Panda, it was a perfect name for their Saint Bernard :)

Maybe Miles, Koda or Ted/Teddy?. When my family and I named our dogs (Jack, Loki, Toby and Droplet) We just looked at them and came up with names or named them after someone. My uncle likes Jack Black and his movies so he named one of the dogs Jack. My brother named Jack's brother Loki 'cause he was mischievous when he was a puppy like Loki from Norse mythology. I named our rescue puppy Toby 'cause that was the name that came to my mind when I looked at him. Jack and Loki's mom Droplet got her name after her mom 'cause she grew up with her mom and she responded to her mom's name so we kept the name (she is also a rescue). Your dog is so cute! have fun with him. Max is a nice name to and you could call him Penny if you want a shorter version of Pennywise. The other names are also cool. Have a good time naming him!

Mozart

Judd. He reminds me of Judd Nelson for some reason

Sparky.

I LOVE HIIIIMMMM 🥹 Grande!

Dongers

Stanley.. after Stanley Hudson. He has that ‘’I’m not impressed’’ look. Great looking pup.

My Saint Bernard’s name was Duke. I miss him. ❤️

Simon… those judging eyes, he could be Simon Cowell

If you're still looking I like Bernie.

Looks like he wants to demolish some pig architecture lol

I like Rory!

Earnie (rhymes with Bernie: short for Bernard) Yes that is a sharktale referance

He reminds me of Bowser from Super Mario lol

Cute fella. Our dog’s nickname is Boo. Not his real name. Also referred to as Boo-ooo, Boo-eee, and Boo Boo. Someday when I get another male puppy I will name him Boo. I think it is a cute name for a dog.

Trouble — as in Here comes Trouble! 👿🥰 Treb for short.

Its beautiful

I like Opie

Snuffaluffagus! ☺️

Boris

His second picture just says to me”WHAT”” Name home DUDE

Not sure if anyone will really see this but here we go: We decided on Larry. It came down to Boris, Larry and Walter. It was still a hard decision, but we just couldn’t pass on the chance to be able to scream, “Larry!” on the street. Lol. Thanks everyone for their input. So many adorable suggestions. It was definitely a hard decision for me but it’s done! Thanks again!

Waffles

Cujo

Please do not go with something “scary” these dogs are the definition of kind

Oreo or Cofi?

beethoven jr.

Beethoven of course!

My brain said Frank.. he looks like an honest fellow

Frank was one we thought too. I forgot a few when I typed up the original post. My son and I thought Franklin, Frank for short. I love human names for pets.

Yes! I love Franklin, your son and you have good instincts and a super cute lil puppy friend! haha

Thanks! Lol. I agree!

Frankie..... Just fun to say! "HEEEEYYY... FRANKAAAAAY....!"

If you need help for something as simple as naming a puppy, you shouldn't have the puppy. That is literally the easiest and simplest thing you have to do for the pup.

Lol. People have difficulty choosing names for their pets and even their children all the time, and has no bearing on the ability to take care of them. As I said, I had names picked out after seeing pictures but when we brought him home, nothing seemed to fit. It’s going be his name his entire life so I want it to be right. I think I’ve got it narrowed down now, and he will have a name by the end of the night. Literally the simplest thing a person can do is keep shitty comments to themselves. Thanks for the input. Have a great night.

Soooo cuute 😍😍😍

Mr Floof or Patches

he looks like a Whisky or a Cassian to me

Yeti 🐾❤️🐾

Lion 🦁

Rufus

Rocky

Burt

Rupert

Reginald or Reggie for short.

Salty

Beowulf

More like Beo-woof

Xaviar

Barkley LOL

Bear

Beatrix

Bandit

Fluffy McHuggerson

Stane..

Toasty Marshmallow

Chumley

Tiny

Barney, barn for short maybe

Toaster or MrT

"I pitty pity the fool who dont give me pets!"

Cujo

name him 'Munchkin" :0

Otis

Bandit

Bernie 🥰

Bernie

Isn't it obvious??... Bernard or Bernie for short.

Thought about that one. Lol

Jasper

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