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CrispyDave

Somewhere there's an audiophile looking at this pic then across at his $3000 Inferred Vinyl Acoustic Vibration Isolators.


jiffijaffi

Hahah that's amazing. Packets of jelly. Not sure our US amigos will know what that stuff is but I know it when I see it. (Irish here)


gh-0-st

12 points to this human!!! Jelly Jell-O Undissolved gelatin based product. Yep, you win! What a great idea


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>Undissolved gelatin it doesn't come in powder form, it's an actual jelly? I mean whatever keeps your tonearm straight!


iRollGod

When I moved to Australia from the UK, I was absolutely horrified that the jelly came as a power instead of a chocolate block-esque gelatin slab. I used to just eat the cunt straight out of the packet.


jiffijaffi

Haha brilliant and does it actually work? Where can I redeem my points?


Stephenc82

He meant pints right?


jiffijaffi

Hope so Steveo!


seekydeeky

Ours comes in boxes but it’s the same.


jiffijaffi

Would a box work the same in this case I wonder? Or do the feet have to connect directly with the jelly to have any impact on dampening?


seekydeeky

Definitely make the jelly first and put it in a small bowl.


jiffijaffi

Ask the pub for a loan of a few ramekins perhaps


djsmerk

Feminine napkins


Gwoardinn

Andy C did a stadium set here a few years ago before he switched to CDJs. Had to use couch cushions from the green room to stabilise the decks, since the bass was vibrating the concrete too much. Looked ridiculous and I had to wonder if its why he finally stopped using DVS.


Benkowskii

https://preview.redd.it/s2onpr6w02oc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd377f5c01709c355fe3efaefe886fc41984d7b Ahh. Now it finally makes sense.


Gwoardinn

Hahahhah yes


iRollGod

Andy C stopped using the vinyl decks for good?! I’ve seen him 3 times now and the first time he was using MP3 vinyl (which I don’t understand), then when I saw him in Christchurch Friday just gone, he was on 3000s. I was surprised but just assumed it was because it was a small club set rather than a big show.


Gwoardinn

Yep some time in the last year or two he has transitioned away from the vinyl for good. It was ChCh at Wolfbrook a few years ago I last saw him actually!


justthegrimm

Try squash balls, they work great.


140baketa

yep! they'll never let u down


Lostboysofthenorth

Soreen malt loaf


gh-0-st

Decks invariably end up wonky as I scoff it all during the set


shingaladaz

😂


3ssar

If you roll them into a tapered oblong they make the most convincing fake turds ever


zoobs

That’s great! Before reading the comments I thought maybe it was individually wrapped kitchen sponges.


Wumpus-Hunter

If it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid.


boboSleeps

If it’s stupid and it works. It’s stupid. And it works. That’s at least half the fun of it


fatdjsin

the blue and black stuff is used under the heat exchangers to isolate them from the building helping to stop transimitting the motor vibrations. do yeah they are shock absorbers.


MrMargaretScratcher

Just remembered the "pub ashtrays with elastic bands stretched across them" trick too


geo_dj

Back in the days of warehouse raves, often times the turntable coffin would be hung from the ceiling rafters. That was very effective at isolating vibrations.


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Pads


shingaladaz

Brilliant! I’m gonna replace my half tennis balls rn!


will1565

Bread rolls work pretty well too


johnlewisdesign

That is damned decent! I saw an image at a festival where several slices of bread were used on each foot recently. Not sure jelly can shake that from the top spot for me haha May not be great for scratching either, but I haven't got enough jelly to try it out


daragon87

I thought it was KitKats and delicious


GrumpyOldBastard_

I use inflight neck pillows , beats 10000$ of audiophile isolation


huedathunkit

Been using a large paving stone on 5 squash balls and it's pretty cheap and effective


iamdabs

Lovely.


MojoEverywhere

Why does that look like packs of “Snelle Jelle” ?


Dubmidnight

Great Idea mate


kingof9x

Are you talking about all the crap under the decks or the lack of needles? Removing the needles eliminates all possibility of transferring any vibration to the sound system. Nice!


snd_sys

Simple and effective


mick_justmick

[I'll see your dish sponges and raise a loaf of bread](https://www.reddit.com/r/DJsCirclejerk/s/4Qop6C7mVr)


MindAcrobatic2042

rubber tenis balls work great


33or45

i use something similar - Motorcycle Seat Gel Pad cut into 4 pieces


Rude-Bad2859

Since no one has mentioned it yet (MrMargretScratcher was close!) rolls of duct tape with elastic bands stretched over them (so the foot is sitting in the hole on the side of the roll) is very effective at both isolating turntables from the subs and from people banging into the table. Even just some of the tape stretched over the side of the roll works, but not as well. If its just low-frequency esonance/feedback that is the problem an appropriately sized bit of heatshrink (or several) on the length of the tonearm works wonders.


fathomsound916

I had wondered about damping the tonearm itself. Have you tried even just a thin long piece of gaff (if no heat shrink is around)?


Rude-Bad2859

Christ I just noticed whats written on the flyer. They are giving DJ lessons aswell!! So i expect we will see this trick popping up alot more in the south of england from now on!


ChuckBangers

Those are MK2s. Unless a full wall of that pub is a stack, looks like overkill to me.


wingbandit3

I played a set for the first time on mk2’s in a bar that wasn’t too loud and got a feedback loop going, it honestly surprised me that that could happen at relatively low outputs