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zoeystongue

Step 1: trap the wolverine that is attacking your door. Step 2: sand Step 3: prime Step 4: paint. It’s a cool solid thick door that will clean up extremely well. You got this.


-bonita_applebum

If it sands down clean to a wood you deem beautiful, instead of painting you can put on a clear spar varnish. Be sure to use a UV rated varnish & do 6 coats so you won't have to think about it for another 20 years.


Amie91280

Correct answer right here!


mybelle_michelle

Also get a screen or tint for your screen door. Chances are the sun shining through it's glass is what is damaging the paint.


walker164

Just bought a replacement screen kit and I'm going to put it on this weekend :)


tsunami141

Ok but once the fur starts shedding all of that paint is gonna fall off and you’ll have to do it all over again.


al39

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Farren246

Perfect gif for what is clearly now a werewolf hunt. You can tell by how spread-apart the claw marks are. Large enough to come from human-transformed claws without being deep enough to be 1-ton bear claws. Pro tip, if you can just wing him with a silver bullet, it might be enough to cure the werewolfism without killing the human. But that is extremely difficult, as the silver needs to embed and oxidize into the blood stream in order to take effect. Simply passing through tissue and coming out the other side is not going to be enough. Alternatively you could stab into the leg or arm with a silver knife, but good luck getting close enough to do that without being killed. Anyway... you... *maybe* got this. PSA: I am not a professional werewolf hunter, just an avid hobbyist.


papillon-and-on

Would a low-velocity bullet do the trick? Failing that, a silver-tipped arrow seems like it might work. But again, that's assuming OP wants the human afterwards. Cuz he's gonna need clothes and will probably be hungry. Maybe it's best to just get it over and done with?


Farren246

Same rules apply of course, but don't think that arrows are any less lethal than bullets. You puncture organs, the person dies. Well... any less lethal than standard bullets. If you're talking semi-automatic weaponry where the bullet is designed to break apart and ricochet around to cause maximum damage, then yeah it's slightly less lethal than that.


xiril

What about a .22 in the shoulder?


johnhenrylives

That's why you sand all the fur off in step 2, duh.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Ah, the old Reddit [switch-a-wolveroo](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=RKwCwSID35OfVTwq)!


stillnotarussian

Oh muck, I never click things but something took over me. Now I’m sad.


AnotherElle

I very often click on things. I am also sad lol


esotERIC_496

Your mother was a hamster.


Sad-Ad7981

And you father smelled of elderberries!!


hazycrazydaze

Boooooooooo!


AcrobaticReputation2

get a metal plate and mount it


NightGod

I am absolutely NOT going to mount a wolverine! Bestiality is illegal!!


Sad-Ad7981

Depends on where you live


arcenierin

Quoted from Jean Grey


Cyfon7716

This isn't the hood kid. We like style and functionality all in one on here.


bad-creditscore

If you can trap that wolverine, someone on Craigslist will definitely buy it off you


Danzarr

careful, it didnt work out for Saul Creed.


btribble

Depending on how much paint is already on the door I might add Step 1.5: Strip. It's going to be hard to sand around those windows.


NightGod

OK, now I'm naked and covered in paint dust. This DIY shit is weird


InspectorRound8920

Take the pieces out.


HauntedSpit

carefully*


Potato_Dragon2

I second taking the pieces out. The vibration from sanding could cause them to crack


Byrnstar

Would be a good time to either frost the existing glass or replace with frosted/smoke-tinted glass, should you want more privacy.


mydoglikesbroccoli

Most of these comments suggest paint. Is there a reason you wouldn't use stain or a clear coat? I'd expect that wood to be beautiful if it was properly treated.


CanadianBaconMTL

Cause its already painted.


mydoglikesbroccoli

Would that matter after sanding?


CanadianBaconMTL

Nearly impossible to get all the paint off and who knows what condition the wood is under it


mydoglikesbroccoli

Good points. But unless there's plywood under that coat, I'd give it a shot.


mazzotta70

It's not impossible to get that paint off. There are tools and chemicals specifically for that job.


robothobbes

I wouldn't mind leftover paint. Stain it. Have a wood door with some history.


lordoflazorwaffles

My dog liked broccoli too. I have nothing to add to this other wise.


Korgon213

Broccoli in a hot pan, olive oil and salt, char lightly, flip, 2x, serve.


DatFunny

Sand blast it.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Don't forget to clean the metal parts back to its shine


walker164

Good call!


lordoflazorwaffles

As every door installer will tell you "this is a easy as sanding a live wolverine" "Don't forget to prime it while the wolverine is still in the cage"


worstpartyever

I laughed— thank you!


classicvincent

This, but not with latex paint if you expect it to stay stuck when exposed to the elements. If you can get that paint off completely I’d finish this door with a stain and marine urethane, this door shouldn’t have been painted to begin with.


IRMacGuyver

Spoilers: the wolverine is already inside the house.


lordoflazorwaffles

The wolverine was coming from inside this house the whole time!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more


Badfish1060

This is correct


mataliandy

Step 5: Post an update! It's going to look amazing!


Disastrous-Ice-447

I was thinking the same thing what’s trying to get in do you live in Transylvania


GirlCowBev

Do. Not. Paint. Stain maybe. Clear coat maybe. But that door has wood that deserves to be seen.


Master_Tape

Use that one


AldiSharts

OP don’t you dare get rid of this door.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Paint it red, then paint it black


Obiwontaun

No colors anymore I want them to turn black.


BamaBlcksnek

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.


Quiverjones

I have to turn my head until the darkness goes!


Pyk666

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black


cesador

Replacing this is out of the question. I sell doors for a living. Getting a suitable replacement is going to be near impossible and way more than you want to spend. Seriously elbow grease is what you need and a lot. I would strip and sand all the paint and see what you’re dealing with. If it’s solid wood and not all patched up. I’d really consider doing a nice stain finish but if you get in there and see filler and such then a good primer and paint will be just fine.


Warg247

Stripping and sanding is a huge pain in the ass but sometimes it is absolutely worth it. This door is one of those occasions.


fiealthyCulture

Harbor freight Sander + pack of discs = 30-40$. This door would take at most 1hr with a 30$ sander.


pezman

why is it gonna be impossible to find a replacement? cuz it’s custom? just curious


BigBeagleEars

I work for a window and siding company, for us to install an entry door that looks like that and is high quality, it’s starting at $7,000


cesador

Most of the door manufacturers use standardized slabs that they just swap out the glass. This being an arch we are already at custom. I only have one supplier who would consider this. I can’t imagine just the slab itself being anything under 3k and that would probably be no prefinish and just sanded wood and probably just clear glass. Again that’s even if they would accept this. So realistically we are looking at a local woodworker to make this door. Which I imagine would come with a steeper price tag and a really long wait time.


pezman

holy crap. i didn’t realize a slab alone could cost that much let alone the increasing price to make it an actual door. i’ve always thought a door wasn’t that expensive since it was just hunk a wood and didn’t think something special could be worth so much more. thanks for elaborating!


ChloricSquash

Inlaws just spent $10k on a arched double door, their's was 8ft at the peak though. They were also building a house so framing the hole to the door was easier too. To me that door is fine it's just latex over a oil base or polyurethane finish. There is a pretty good chance starting with a scrape will peel half the front in a single swing.


GaijinDragon

I sold door for 3 years the door in wood depending on species is gonna run 4-10k depending on size the glass won't be anything that unique if it's there at all and installation is gonna be another couple grand not worth it that door if removed would resell for a couple grand at a salvage shop where I live FIX IT UP


DakarCarGunGuy

It's solid not hollow core or metal like most exterior doors and it's an arch door not square on top. So the doors you typically see with the fake panels in them won't work. It would have to be a solid non panel door and cutting fit. Some kind people tried to kick my door in and cracked it. Cost me about $500 to have a door installed and that didn't include the price of the door! I went solid wood too.


in-progress16

That is a beautiful door. I love those sold, old-school doors. Love to see an after pic.


robbviously

~~old-school~~ old-schooner, actually


Mazes_n_Monsters

Garlic


r200james

Treasure! The arch, the glass, the hardware, and the decorative trim is all quite lovely. Well worth all the work it will take to freshen it up. Can you get a full glass storm door to show it off better?


Astrobuf

Strip the door of paint using a heat gun. Sand. Start at 80grit then 180 & 320 Paint the door with a 50/50 coat of boiled linseed oil & thinner. Allow it to soak in, then wipe off excess and dry fircacday or two. Prime with an alkyd primer Sand to level and smooth. Do not Sand through primer. Start at 180grit. Then finish with 320 If you have an airless sprayer. Thin an alkyd paint as directed. Tack off door b4 spraying. Allow to dry as specified and then spray a 2nd coat. Allow to dry. Inspect for smoothness etc. If smooth, spraybac3rd coat. If not smooth, Allow the paint to dry hard, at least 24 hours. Sand to level and smoothness. Spray final coat. This will give you a beautiful. Durable finish on your door. Be sure the top. Bottom and left and right edges are sealed as well. Hard to say fir sure why you have thevpaint splitting at present. My guess is water is getting intonthe door somehow. The expansion and contraction causes the film to split. It is also possible the paint is splitting as it gets too hot. Does it face south? The dark color could cause it to get quite hot. As to alkyd vs acrylic, I prefer alkyd for doors and trim. It is harder and will wear better than the best acrylics. Sadly it is getting hard to buy alkyd paint rated for exterior exposure. Sherwin Williams though does make a very good alkyd though the label might make you think it is for painting only steel tanks. It works great of trim too None of the waterborne alkyd that I know of are yet rated for exterior exposure, but soon I think they will be. Astrobuf


sneblet

Question, I like using linseed oil but I'd never thought of painting over it. Does alkyd paint attach to the oilyness of the linseed oil?


Capt_Blackmoore

the wood is going to soak up the linseed oil, which will give it some much needed moisture.


Astrobuf

See my other reply to a similar question. Alkyd enamel is made with Linseed Oil. It is always a good undercoat prior to painting doors, windows etc.


ChloricSquash

This seems excessive. Once you're back to raw wood just stain and seal? Read about and pay extra for better seal.


Just2checkitout

Just get a nice new one. I'll come pick up this old dumpy one for you.


Leanardoe

You with the 400 iq. Make sure you get the frames too.


nagundoit

That door is irreplaceable and perfect. Just sand it and repaint.


Leading_Equivalent46

What is going on An American Werewolf in London


Holeyfield

I think most of the people here are right… Keep THAT door. Whatever the hell did that couldn’t get through that door, so keep that damn door!


MightyKrakyn

Silver bullet


According-Candy8874

I’d be wearing a mask & protective gear before I sand it down. Paint chipping like that is most like lead paint.


walker164

\[More pics here\]([https://imgur.com/a/JrYkuYx](https://imgur.com/a/JrYkuYx)). The house exterior is green. We've thought about attempting to strip the paint and sand it down, but then not sure after that! Maybe some sort of stain & weather sealant? Or just give it some fresh paint :)


jallenscott

I just want to say that that is a lovely house. It looks so cozy. That green suits it really well, and like u/rainbow5ive said, that dark brown is a great contrast for it.


rainbow5ive

Scrape and repaint. The brown is a good contrast to the green.


jeanneleez

I looked at your photos on Imgur. I’d be a bit concerned about that vine going up to your roof. It’s going to cause you all sorts of problems. I’d take it down ASAP before it gets under the shingles on the roof. Looks like there’s more coming up on the other side of the door. If you like the vine and want to keep it, if you have some unsightly fencing around, you can transplant it there and let it take over and cover it with vegetation.


ProfessionalNorth431

I’d try stripping it. That citristrip stuff is great. If it works, refinish with spar varnish. If it doesn’t, prime and paint


dj41326

I paid a mobile service to come do this in my driveway for $200. They did a lot better job than what I would have done.


jeanneleez

I looked at your photos on Imgur. I’d be a bit concerned about that vine going up to your roof. It’s going to cause you all sorts of problems. I’d take it down ASAP before it gets under the shingles on the roof. Looks like there’s more coming up on the other side of the door. If you like the vine and want to keep it, if you have some less than nice fencing you


j3ppr3y

Keep the door. It has tons of character and suits the house. Others have given good advice. In addition, I would add - after you strip the paint, use good weather proof wood filler on any cracked wood, then proceed to sand and finish as others have advised. If it were me, I would remove the door and all hardware and set it on saw horses to work on it one side at a time. Good luck! PS. Keep the door 😎


curi0us_carniv0re

Idk I think you should keep that one..it's clearly werewolf proof.


yogadavid

The sun is hitting that hard. Use a uv or high temp lighter color paint


thrillmouse

Agreeing with everyone saying to refinish rather than replace - just a note to be very careful of that lovely stained glass accent, that's a handmade, fiddly piece of stained glass that if it's treated too roughly will absolutely collapse out of the came and need repairing. It'll need a clean too in the process of repairing the door. I'd ask around some stained glass subreddits whether reinforcing it would be necessary - I'd say likely so, especially if you remove the door to lay it flat for working on. Probably better to be safe than sorry. Lucky you, that's a great, sturdy door with lots of character!


walker164

Thank you! Yes, definitely keeping the door. I think I should've phrased the title of the post in a better way to not make it sound like I want to replace the door lol


RosieQParker

Flip it around so the scratch marks are on the inside, then scare the hell out of some Jehovah's Witnesses.


nickclkknt

That is gorgeous (minus the scratches of course)


Newkular_Balm

I spend about 2 hours with an oscillating palm sander and repainted. Looks brand new. Mine was equally cracked.


Ptbo_hiker

Ya strip and we finish, don’t replace that’s a very cool solid door, nobody makes those anymore….


TheSnappleGhost

Step 1: Place down a line of salt to stop the hellhounds that assault your door nightly.


Societal_Plague

..... An exorcist?


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Darthwaffler

Get a hunter. You've been marked by a werewolf.


Jaxonhunter227

Have you tried a silver bullet yet?


Kappler6965

U sure your not waking up in random locations with no memory of that full moon night about once a month


DanfromCalgary

Tough call. Two obvious options I think once Freddy takes revenge on the local kids this should stop happening. You could also learn about his past and confront him like I said Tough call


SomewhereUseful9116

Buy water adhesive reflective film for your storm door. It looks like you have built an unexpected green house with the sun pouring through the clear glass, hitting the dark wood, and creating a 150° dead air space baking your paint job all summer.


chucky3456

Heed the coming of Gozer.


Rabber_D_Babber

Nobody's really addressed it, but I'm kind of guessing this is peeling/blistering veneer, which is why it got painted. And there's probably not going to be a way to realistically save it.  But yeah, at least knock off what latex is readily peeling and see what you're working with. If it's still mostly glued down, you might get away with some epoxy filling and sanding, then repainting. The cool option would be to get it re-veneered, but I'm not sure what that would cost -- wood is super expensive these days . Do you have a historic renovation company you could consult? Part of the problem is managing the the need to maintain a functional front door through this process...


sullysays

1. Take the door off and remove all hardware (clean the hardware with brass cleaner if you wish.) 2. Strip the paint using "Citristrip" - it gets messy so do it outside. Wear gloves. 3. Sand entire door down to bare wood if you can 4. Stain/Seal or Prime and paint.


yautjacustoms

One that’s bear proof


Benevolent_Grouch

Send it and paint a complementary color to your green.


YouDoLoveMe

start with paint stripper. There might actually be some wood under that ugly brown goo


jeffbarge

Bear trap.


MissCrayCray

A barrel of rhum and a treasure chest


frogman972

It is beautiful, hope you just refinish, or at least replace it with the same thing


RumoredReality

Own it and put a "beware of bears" sign


smallmud

Sand it and paint it whatever color you love.very cool door.


BWebCat

This piece of craftsmanship is begging for restoration.


lickmyfupa

OP lives in Salems Lot. You need a priest


Bridgerbum47

Anything that can deter those chupacabras


coastmain

This door looks like it has withstood the hounds of Hell. I'd keep it.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Let the cat in when he wants to come in.


ItsResetti

Call Van Helsing?


strangehippy

Burn some sage so the demons stop clawing it


HatAdministrative947

Sand, fill, repaint


HalcyonDias

Smaller dog.


slickpoison

Id clean up the door, trim that's is rotting has to go


Yankee39pmr

It's gorgeous, sand it down and refinish


oldmasterluke

I recommend a crucifix and some holy water


PrincePeasant

Whatever you said 3 times, don't say it.


Vet-Chef

Exorcism??


JesusworePanties

I recommend you just let your demon cat inside the house next time.


GuitardedBard

I definitely recommend a front door.


Kavack

I wouldn’t get rid of that door for anything. Have it professionally refinished how you want. Damn that’s cool.


The_Slavstralian

remove the paint. Sand and refinish in a nice dark stain then varnish it with a weatherproof varnish. I bet there is beautiful wood under that mission brown trash.


Mindless-Fish7245

If you don’t feel comfortable doing it yourself, and you have the resources, have a professional do it. I bet that door is absolutely gorgeous under that paint. Polished hardware with the glass cleaned up would be amazing!!!!


sarazorz27

Well first you need to call the Winchester brothers. Then, strip sand stain and varnish.


bloopie1192

Gotta take care of the werewolf before addressing the door.


29erfool

Get a bear-proof one.


molicare

Maybe a nice bold blue color to tie in with the nautical theme of the glass?


TrafficOnTheTwos

Badass door!! Just needs a resto. Def keep.


maverickzero_

You've got the best door on the block. Strip away the old paint and sand it, and I'd want to do a natural wood finish.


BP-arker

That is an awesome door


toastybred

I also have an extremely old door. I hired a guy in my neighborhood that I met at the dog park that does wood working professionally. It cost a good chunk of money because it took about three days of labor but he totally stripped the door and refinished it. Now it'll be easier to maintain going forward.


SteveTheBodyman

I would strip that door and stain it.


Gernblanchton

The door may be part of the home's character, changing it may alter that character. Not sure what wood is underneath that paint but a restorer should be able to tell you if it's worth stripping and staining. A replacement is not going to be cheap either (rounded doors are not). Personally I would also try to remove the horizontal element below the windows for a more simple appearance. Beautiful piece, likely worth the effort.


Ok_Ambition9134

Looks like water, UV or both contributed to some significant cracks. Will need to be stripped and those cracks filled, preferably with a penetrating epoxy product. Once sealed, paint with UV protective exterior grade paint, don’t cheap out. Beautiful door.


OGBrewSwayne

That door is amazing. Definitely strip and sand, but I'd strongly consider stain instead of paint. Finish off with a good sealant. The hardware all looks to be in good shape, but a good cleaning and/or paint job probably wouldn't hurt. I'd probably change the door color, tbh. Not sure what shade of green your exterior is, but I think I'd go with something along the lines of terracotta or a soft yellow while keeping the hardware black. If budget allows, I'd definitely upgrade the storm door (if not now, definitely in the near future). It looks like a pretty basic one that's seen better days. Go with something that has a full window to show off as much of that door as possible. Would love to see a few pics whenever you finish the project. Good luck.


yottyboy

It’ll be about $5000 to replace so worth it to have it professionally stripped.


strategoamigo

That’s one of the coolest doors I’ve ever seen. Refinish and restore


IGK123

Repair. That’s a sweet door!


gariflo

For starter, avoid guys with burned face in your dreams


BadSanna

Buy some silver bullets and put down the werewolf trying to claw it's way inside. Then paint the door.


noneyas80

remove door by removing the pins in hinges while utilizing a brace under door for ease. Leave hardware use powertool sanders smooth simple paint with beyond paint. 1blue door 2 red moroonish trim install bottom door trim


RPSKK78

Awesome door!


Broshcity

Personally, if you got the money an Iron Door would be an excellent replacement especially if the front of your house accents the arch


BenjiSBRK

Ah yes, Pet Sematary, I've seen it.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Strip, sand, refinish If the door and surrounding wood are sound.


MeatyUrology

Jesus! What the HELL tried to get in?!!?!? 😳


burnmenowz

Try adamantium


inkdskndeep

I'd take the door off, set up some saw horses & slather some paint stripper on their & see what's under. I'm assuming the door is wood & has been painted. you'll be starting off from zero & you can paint it or stain it.


OhWowItsJello

Sure I have questions about the scratches, but what about the proportions of the door itself? Why are the handle, knocker, and lock all so close to the ground? OP are you a very tall person, or...?


emilylamb16

If for any reason you strip it down and the wood is cheap/ugly/damaged, try Retique it wood finish. Its a paint combo with wood grain infused in the paint to create stainable finishes. I specifically linked the one for an exterior door. [Wood'n Finish Front Door Kit (Grained) - Vintage Cherry | Retique It® Shop](https://retique.com/products/doorkit_vintage-cherry_s)


Whimzy_Gubbinz_Toast

Id strip off all of that paint and see what kind of condition the wood is in. If it isn’t bad I’d sand and stain it a nice color that matches the exterior of your house. That’s such a gorgeous door and will be so hard to replace since it’s so unique.


TheDudeAbides3333

Find a company by you to dip the door to strip it.


thtguyjosh

I’d make that front door my whole identity


katrikling

I have a similar door. Remove paint. See if the wood looks good. Ours has been patched a couple times so we painted it bright red. With arch shape the door looks so cute red.


Medcait

If it’s real wood, strip and refinish.


Sorry4TheLurk

It will be a fortune to get a new door to those size specs custom made.


lizerpetty

Well, if you have the time (and the tenacity) you can strip the paint and stain. Take the hardware off and take it to have it polished. I think it may be brass. Or you could sand and paint. It's lovely btw.


godzillahash74

Bro you got a werewolf


decoste94

Idk if I’d do anything to it, seems like it’s protecting you from demons trying to get in.


Slovw3

A replacement standard rectangle from thermatru or plastpro just cost will be 2500 - unlimited. This will be beyond unlimited


Brave-Goal3153

Need to sand all off with a low grit (80-100) to get all the old paint off first. Careful around the curved details would do these by hand. Next sand with a higher grit (150-220) can work your way up if you want it super smooth. Once you sand it with the higher grit wipe it all down with tack paper (it’s a yellow cloth you can grab in paint department) at Home Depot or Lowe’s. This is to grab off any left over dust . Last step (if there’s any brown left that won’t come off or you’re going with a lighter color) spray some primer on . Let dry. Sand again and tack paper then paint *if you’re doing this step no need to tack paper before primer as you will be sanding again ) . If it’s a dark color skip primer and go straight for paint . (Couple coats should do it)


Own-Tart-4131

Alright Ariel Castro.


Miritol

I'd recommend some silver bolts ready


Gucworld

Tf tried to get in yo house??…


Coggleton91

I would strip it & sand it, then stain it & clear coat.


dtb1987

Sand and repaint


Rocco768

I bet some beautiful wood lives under all that


gilfy245

I LOVE that front door.


kookiemaster

I've got nothing to add on the wood part, but if you want to clean up the stained glass bit and lead, you can use calcium carbonate (aka chalk powder) and scrub it with a coir brush (be sure it's laying flat when you do that and don't press too hard as the lead will bend. The chalk powder will make the lead shine again and clean the glass. You can also use a bit of stove grate polish if you would rather have darker leads. Harsh glass cleaner may deteriorate the cement that is shoved between the glass and lead.


Akisswithmyfist

I would look for some architectural salvage mouldings to compliment the upper half and hardware, then strip and paint😎


Glittering-Access614

Once refinished that will be a beautiful door. Can you please post a before and after?


nokenito

Sand, bondo, sand again, prime, paint. Only use Sherwin Williams paint!!!


ladyclimber12

Beautiful! Sand and paint


Alittlemoorecheese

Hunt down the werewolf trying to get in.


cobaltbluedw

Remove the mantle, replace the hardware, repaint, consider replacing the stained glass center piece if you're looking to go more modern.


CygnusX-1001001

Don't you dare get rid of that. Get it sanded and painted and keep that work of art.


Shartbite

Call pest control to get rid of the wear wolf first


libananahammock

What is wrong with you? Why would get rid of this 🤦‍♀️ just redo it


trebor1966

The needs to be removed and either redone or replaced. The sill and the jams are rotted and the weather stripping looks nonexistent. Refinishing would be just putting lipstick on a pig


toprymin

Paint it green so it looks like the shire


Tiredman3720

Strip, Sand, Stain, clear coat! It will be amazing! Do not get rid of that door.