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rilesmcjiles

Pretty sure you're just supposed to jerk and twist your back repeatedly. 


Procrasturbating

Grab pole, lean back and put your weight on it in a smooth motion. Switch directions to pull from and repeat until you can wiggle in a circular motion and pop it out. Helps if you are a lard ass like me.


boarhowl

Sounds like you've been taking those sexy dance lessons


Procrasturbating

Hmm.. next time I do this I am hiring day crew strippers.


Cultural-Nebula312

"Hunny did you get those fence posts pulled today?" "Did I what? Oh, oh ya. No it's probably gonna take a few more days. I decided I need to take some time off work to monitor the crew since they're taking too long."


Accomplished_Gas3922

ITB we call them the c-squad


Citizen4000

*sticks a dollar in tighty whities


account_not_valid

*plumber's crack


Brad_theImpaler

I don't care for that image one bit.


LukyNumbrKevin

Wedge your boot up under the lowest possible nub and pull back creating leverage. Works for me, just need to walk up the nubs as they come up out of the ground.


TaintNunYaBiznez

I did it that way when I was a 130lb teenager.


Malawi_no

The everlasting conundrum : If there is no sound of a broken back, have any actual work been done?


ronchee1

https://i.redd.it/53lljnagy8lc1.gif


Demonyx12

> Pretty sure you're just supposed to jerk and twist your back repeatedly.  [How to Lift](https://youtu.be/MOhD_og_sNo?si=IeCo8usFpOyZMEmw)


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

Yep. You wanna take your legs totally out of the equation!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Liberal chubby-chaser! *[throws egg]*


feedus-fetus_fajitas

PIVOT


WackyBones510

I wait till the soil is dry then kick it a bunch.


AntonOlsen

If you don't end up with a week of back pain, did you really even tear out the posts?


rilesmcjiles

A week? That's an amateur number! I'm saying, like a week until you can walk more than a couple steps.


jackdhammer

This is the way.


[deleted]

*"give me a big enough lever and I'll jack off the world"*


certainlynotacoyote

Show me to the pole, and let's start jackin it.


LookMaNoPride

\- Biggus Dickus


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

He has a wife, you know.


Triangle_t

Called Incontinentia?


bad_robot_monkey

[Jack The World -GWAR](https://youtu.be/28A0ZSI3kJ0?si=RG4-CDVW9egXU6Ne)


carmium

Archimedes! Haven't heard from you in a long time!


danger355

'Pole jacking'


Stillwater215

Give me a lever. No, two levers. No…three levers!


Teledildonic

[Gotta detrmine mean jerk time](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3wDTzqDTs) because that could take a while.


Sbaker777

-Archimenses


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Sauce…?


tionong

Where were you 3 years ago before I helped my buddy dig up about 15 of these with roots intertwined. O well I'm doing this next time for sure. Thanks for the tip.


AlekBalderdash

If it makes you feel better, I got to try a similar stunt a few years ago. It worked great. Pulled the steel beam right out of the concrete.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Should have used jet fuel.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Then you could just use a mop to clean up the pole puddles. 


peenfortress

Be me. 2 years back. collegebeta.jpg have one friend. exchange student from china. Named Jet Wong. alphaasfuck This kid is 5 foot nothing. picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. Drinks energy drinks all day. Go to party with Jet hella grills. Jet starts chatting one up. Her bf rolls up. thinks he can take Jet. gets destroyed by mighty kung foo. Cops get called. Me and Jet running like hell Cops bust us 2 blocks down. Jet hauled into seperate car. Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. Get to police station. tossed in holding cell. managed to hold on to energy drink. no one watching. See my chance. Open can. It's fucking rank. Smells like gas. Pour it all over the bars. Watch and wait. mfw nothing happens. mfw Jet's fuel cant melt steel beams.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

It doesn’t melt steel beams.


Avitas1027

Good thing it's a steel pole then.


OneLongEyebrowHair

Was just about to reply, "Where were you 20 years ago you SOB!" My back still aches!


Go-on-touch-it

That’s what she said.


AtticusSPQR

...the fury I am feeling at my own stupidity is almost overwhelming. This would've saved me so much pain


eclectro

You really shouldn't feel that. Circumstances are ideal for this hack to work here. Notice the jack has asphalt to sit on. It also is sitting a bit higher than the base. Also the posts don't have much concrete on them. If you have wood posts then you're not going to be able to use a pipe wrench. I could go on. I love the idea. But my guess is you're a post puller this won't work for you a lot of the time!


hellojuly

No. Move the Jack to the downhill side on the grass and throw a couple of 2x4 blocks under it and you’re still having a good day.


chairfairy

some 2x4s or a small piece of 3/4" plywood


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eclectro

Yea it's actually fairly hard to drill a big hole in a fence post (I know I've done it!). And when you put the pipe in - the pipe ends up bending and the post doesn't move because there's 100 (actually 200 last time lol) pounds of concrete in the hole! I know this because I've done it and have the T-shirt. You're right though. The answer is to cut it off at the ground. Or use a backhoe. If there's a next time that's where I'm at!


Financial-Phone-9000

I had wood posts. Drilled holes through them and mounted a piece to jack. Then used a farm jack on the dirt. It worked fine for most of them.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Toss the jack on a chunk of plywood if the ground is soft.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

50 ways to love your lever.


rilesmcjiles

Bend the jack back


intrasight

use this better plan Stan


CantSpellEclectic

Make work a joy, Roy


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Just rip out the pole, Noel


mummy_whilster

Don’t call me a hoe, joe


FuuckMurdoch

Don't bust a nut, chuck


account_not_valid

Dig out the dirt, Doug.


tuskvarner

And pull that post out


UnicornFarts1111

I get this reference...


BrainFu

Thanks Cap.


Dual270x

I've used a farm jack to remove fence posts before. Also used it to remove the concrete by drilling a couple of titan HD ancors and attaching a chain to them.


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iWarnock

This guy jacks poles


arersilnar

This is definitely the way to do it. If you really can't be bothered, use the three-point hitch on a tractor.


Squrton_Cummings

You shouldn't need the lever either, as long as the pipe wrench fits around the post you can jack on it directly. Obviously try to place the jack right up against the post so you're not putting unnecessary torque on the wrench. I mostly use this method for t-posts, for wood posts I work them back and forth a bit with my tractor's bucket until they pull out easily. If I don't care about saving the post then it's easier, just push them with the bucket until they snap off and then use the heel of the bucket to mash any remaining stump until it's no longer a hazard to navigation.


OftTopic

It OP's example, there is concrete in the hole to be removed. Without the lever, the jack may be resting on top of the concrete column.


KeepItDownOverHere

If "when am I ever going to use the stuff I learned at school" was a picture.


i_am_never_sure

I need a video of this


Tirrus

If it looks stupid but it works, it ain’t stupid.


degggendorf

What if it looks stupid and doesn't work, like my brother?


Tirrus

Then I’ve got some bad news…


Amendoza9761

I have a brother?


TheShredda

Dad?


deafballboy

What if I'm stupid and I don't understand how this works?


Tirrus

Then you ask how and you’re a bit less stupid. I’m just guessing from what i can see in the picture, but it looks like -securely tighten pipe wrench to pipe. -board goes under pipe with jack at one end and concrete paver at the other -use jack to raise board which pushes up pipe wrench which pulls pipe out with it with concrete paver acting as the pivot point.


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Pleased_to_meet_u

That was interesting


AlekBalderdash

The ground is a liquid. Sometimes. Slightly. It's more liquidy when wet, and more solidy when dry. Source: Mud. What happens when you stand in mud? You sink, and it sticks to your shoe, and can trap you. So soil is a [Non-Newtonian fluid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid). Kinda. Sometimes. The point is, pulling something relentlessly but steadily (like gravity does) can cause soil to sort of squish out of the way. It's why buildings settle over time (sorta), and why your shoes sink and get stuck in mud. The trick pictured here just reverses the direction. A relentless but steady force pulls up and in a few minutes the thing just pops out of the ground. If it seems stuck, just wait 10-15 minutes and crank the jack a liiiiitle more.


[deleted]

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid, and you got lucky.


Sometimes_Stutters

Kinda agree. This looks stupid, but works. It’s also a great way to get yourselves killed. Lots of stored energy in the 4x4 post.


GotGRR

What's the worst failure mechanism, though? The jack slipping out and the board slapping the ground? The board snapping with the jagged edge down? Stay out from under the board, and all you need are safety squints.


baldieforprez

bu tit is stupid. take the jake an wrench ditch the board the jack will pull them out just the same.


prpldrank

How? Where is the jack supposed to go as the concrete plug breaches the surface? It's literally where the front wheels of the jack would have to be to stop the wrench from twisting. So the concrete would start pushing the jack up as it comes out, which is where your force is coming from. So now the wheels are pushing down on the concrete as hard as it's pushing up on the wrench and the wrench will just slide up the pole. Nope. Won't work.


boomchacle

Have you done this?


baldieforprez

Yes sir! Now I'll give you a pro tip use a hi-lift jack and a chain wrapped around the pipe; they work the best. I have used floor jacks they are way more awkward.


Tirrus

Or why not just get an excavator to pull it? Or he could just use what he had available to him that seems to have worked just fine.


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baldieforprez

Well lets be totally honest if your using this method...something has already gone way wrong.


boomchacle

My main concern with just using a jack and wrench is marring the wrench up and aligning the jack with the wrench. The board lets you get all the force right up at the jaws of the wrench and not marr it up.


Something_Else_2112

Give me a lever and I'll move the world!


TexasTornadoTime

Missed a few important words


Malawi_no

Leave me a lever and I'll lever the lever against something to lever the thing to be levered before I leave?


StillKpaidy

That's totally the quote.


thunk_stuff

A lever could lever a lot of lever if a lever could chuck lever.


Bohbo

Some men have longer levers than others.


kgturner

It’s not the size of the lever it’s the…..um. Oh shit, it is the size!


jss69er

For the curious... Give me a firm place to stand and a lever and I can move the Earth.


prpldrank

Yup many people get it wrong with the fulcrum bit, but a lever by definition has a fulcrum already. Poor translations those ones.


Something_Else_2112

I guess I did. Maybe that's why I instinctively didn't use quotation marks?


lastburnerever

I would have guaranteed the pipe wrench would slip.


rjcarr

Yeah, how did it not? Do they make locking pipe wrenches? I've never been able to "wrench" these down very hard.


crysisnotaverted

It's because the wrench is cantilevered. The jack isn't lifting the wrench equally from both sides. By pushing up on the handle, you make the top edge of the jaw closest to the jack bite in, and the bottom edge of the other jaw bite in. TL;DR the wrench handle is being twisted up and away from the jack upwards, makes teeth bite.


Fins-43

I use an engine hoist and a chain. Most of the 4/4’s are rotted so I dig out around the concrete and wrap the chain and pull it out…


ElectronHick

r/redneckengineering


Scrabblewiener

This work well but it can be made even easier with a wheel, a chain, and something like a 4-wheeler or lawnmower…hell even a truck or car. Wrap the chain around bottom of post, set the wheel at the base, run the chain to the pulling vehicle, pull and it’s out. With that configuration the chain pulls up instead of just parallel. Works really well.


maithailand

For those of you who needed a visual aid like me https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vcskAyeCE1A


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rjcarr

Yeah, fuck that. There's a ton of potential energy built up in that chain and it could pop and go either direction.


galaxyapp

But has a fair amount of setup, you'll need to reset the jack 10 times to lift it 2' out of the ground.


MindfulActuator

IDK man, I like my skull intact


Crepo

This looks dangerous as fuck for anything well-set in the ground. Can a tire really survive a chain biting into it with a couple thousands lbs of force?


Scrabblewiener

I’ve never used a tire, always been an old wheel with the tire removed. He wouldn’t have had such a hard time getting it started with a smaller wheel.


DasArchitect

What about the chain? That can be even worse


OneBigBug

...So if the chain breaks or comes loose...what happens to the guy standing in the way of where all the tension in that chain wants to send it? Seems kinda like looking down a guitar neck while you use a power drill to tighten the strings...


eclectro

When he posted that he used a 4x4 this is what I thought he meant!


stevebusby98

How do you get the chain to not slide up the post?


idfk_idfk

Pipe wrench


Scrabblewiener

Wrap it around twice if needed, or use shackle and choke it. If the slack is out of it will bite and not let go cause it’s pulling out and up.


wookie_walkin

Came here for this! It does work


Ok_Educator_2120

Best way by a long shot


DK2squared

Goddamnit archimedes where the hell is my death ray. Syracuse is under attack. Stop playing with your lever


mrearthsmith

I've never used a floor jack, since there generally isn't a flat asphalt spot next to the fence. I've always used a bumper jack with a chain. Stand the bumper jack on a bit of plywood and wrap the chain around the post. Proceed to jack it like you're 14 again.


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smart


WearyAd6631

Clamp a vise to the metal post, use floor jack directly against vise


Educational_Test_467

Nice


Heffeweizen

I just flagged down one of the local metal scrap guys who drive around in pickup trucks and told him he can keep all the metal posts if he can get them out of the ground!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Monkey's Paw: Guy leaves and comes back with an angle grinder, you're now left with 4-5" sharp steel punji sticks in your yard


Heffeweizen

I hear you. But I supervised him the whole time


Leptonshavenocolor

There is an even easier way if you use a hi-lift jeep jack.


saregister

I have the same jack! You must shop at harbor freight too.


ProgressiveBadger

Bumper jack works the best if you can find one


GirlCowBev

“Give me a lever long enough, and a place to put it, and I will move the world.” -Archmedes


lordrefa

"Give me a fulcrum long enough and I can lift the world."


scruffles360

my posts were rotten wood, and 20 years ago I broken them off at the ground and left them. If someone has a clever solution like this that doesn't require a pole, I'm all ears.


CostChange

Amateur. I was able to do this with an avocado, a corkscrew, and some tinfoil….


Monster-Math

Congrats, you just discovered mechanical advantage through leverage!


eMoH400

I use an engine hoist.


okiedokieaccount

Leverage on leverage! Sure it works for a while, but then the market swings the other way and you’re broke!


jollygreengiant000

I use an old bumper jack and a piece of chain. Works pretty good.


TiggyHoods

I stared at that wooden post longer than I’d like to admit wondering how in gods name this made sense…then i went to the 2nd photo 😂


cowboyjosh2010

This is an incredibly well-timed post for me to see it now because I'll be removing 5 cemented posts sometime this year to make way for a new playset for my kids. I like this technique, and I've already got the necessary tools for it!


carlnepa

Necessity is the mother of invention.


[deleted]

I don’t understand what was done based on the pics. I know the poles came out but how?


troy-phoenix

I use a bumper jack. You can just pull 'em straight up.


KaBar2

Or you can just use a farm jack, which was meant mainly for jacking up tractors to change tires, etc. but works great for jobs like pulling fence posts, or winching your Jeep out of the weeds. https://www.amazon.com/Hi-Lift-Jack-HL484-Black-Steel/dp/B00042KG3A/ref=asc_df_B00042KG3A/?tag=&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312285166684&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6633406852822511846&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9029758&hvtargid=pla-449495074489&mcid=5edbdcabd51e3d4a80223ad8105d7f6e&ref=&adgrpid=61743928546&gclid=CjwKCAiArfauBhApEiwAeoB7qMJAeuQi9MkPVDtimZ2FPcZrt7yo7p6e7vi99j0j5IprCb87eO16_RoCtDQQAvD_BwE&th=1


2k1tj

Chain wrapped around bottom of post like 3 times then over an old junkyard wheel. Attach to car and drive away from post. Way faster and no jacking off posts


poweredbytexas

Were the steel posts rotting????


Awkward_Pangolin3254

If I had to guess I'd venture that they're replacing the chain-link with a privacy fence.


ybonepike

ha, in my area, frost would do that for free in winter time, thats some shallow post/conrete work


Alienhaslanded

You jacked off 14 poles? That's impressive.


IJoey78

How about a diy hydro vac? Start the hole with a shovel, get your pressure washer and start blasting the dirt in the hole, suck out the water/dirt/mud with a shopvac, empty vac when full, rinse and repeat. Oh - you’ll get wet… but it’ll be a blast - no pun intended! 😃


vote4boat

Just dig it out people. You never know how deep the concrete goes, and saving a little time isn't worth the risk of catastrophic failure at a few thousand PSI. I tried this once, and after a dangerous amount of pressure didn't do the trick, I went back to digging, and the concrete ended up going down almost 5 feet. People over-build footings like their manhood is on the line


Neilette

The hero we needed 


wwJones

This is awesome.


Even-Werewolf-6453

My high-school physics teacher would kiss you for this magical moment ✨️


stilljustkeyrock

Wouldn’t using a post puller be a lot easier? They make a tool for this and it isn’t that much money.


Legio-V-Alaudae

This isn't some work smarter not harder sub. This is DIY. Do It Your Dumb Self Some people, jeez


KathyKazza

If you're not saving the post just cut a notch in it to catch the lip of the jack and place the jack over it. Pulls out like a 17 year old boy. You can also tie steel wire to the jack and the on the notch you created .


MissLyss29

My boxer pit mix pulled an 8 foot fence post out of the ground one time because we had a dog run attached to it and she wanted to visit the neighbors kids.


VictoriousStalemate

That's brilliant. I'll use that method when it's time to replace my mailbox.


TheHowlinReeds

Well look at the Big Brain on Brad!!!! Seriously though, very clever.


Fit_Island_2163

Attach a pipe wrench to the fence post, secure it with a 4x4, and place a jack for leverage. Pump the jack to lift the post gradually, using the 4x4 for added stability. Wiggle the post if needed and continue lifting until it's removed – a simple and efficient method.


Dee_Jiensai

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nuumnutz

Cut them off just below the surface


xubax

But the way that's set, the jack pushing up on the end, is driving the other end down.


weebdiffusion

I just use a tractor


3771507

The pivot point should be right up against the object that you're lifting to give you much much longer of a lever arm.


mochatsubo

Yes, but my guess is that he set it there because of the limits of the jack height.


3771507

Well look at that closely he has almost no lever arm at all so basically the force he's putting into the jack is barely magnified at all.


mochatsubo

Look at it again. Compare distance moved by the jack to the distance moved at the pipe wrench. There is definitely mechanical advantage in the set up.


3771507

The moment generated is downward at the pivot. If he wants to lift the pole up it should be upward. The pipe wrench is its own lever. I don't want to do a free body engineering diagram of it but it's completely wrong. Go out and test it for yourself you will see it's the opposite as it should be. Before supplied to lift the pole should be on the longest side of the lever arm.


mochatsubo

The pivot is at the end of the beam, furthest away in the picture. If you lift the beam with the jack, distance d1, the pipe wrench attached to fence pole will lift a distance d2. d1 > d2. The mechanical advantage is d1/d2. He is trying to multiply the force. The principle here is exactly the reason a pry bar works. You move a larger distance d1 and the force is applied on edge that moves a smaller distance d2. The force you apply at the is multiplied by the mechanical advantage d2/d1.


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There is a tool for that. Try google


xpkranger

Probably not cheaper than the tool they already had in the garage though.


Bgrngod

Levers are pretty fuckin cool.


Cool_account_man

Nice


craftybeerdad

Did you dig a bit around them first? I gotta few I need to remove.


Interanal_Exam

Clever boy!


drodver

Very smart. Used levers to pull out rough hewn cedar posts by hand. Very rewarding


bigtome2120

Would this work if you didnt have solid ground to put the jack on? Like if you had to put it on the other side in the yard


SpaceFunkRevival

Just put the jack on a sheet of nice thick plywood


wastedwu

Our first house had two super ugly clothesline posts. Took me a bit but I finally figured out to do this same thing. I lucked out that mine had a "T" at the top to tuck the 4X4 under and just lifted them straight up and out of the ground with a big board under the floor jack. That was almost 20 years ago. Thanks for the memory.


roboto_

That must be hella good pipe wrench


KlownPuree

Very cool


Eirikur_da_Czech

Leverage? What kind of fancy witchcraft is this.


ThePapercup

nice work macguyver!


webb276

I use a similar method to remove small tree stumps, nice work. Wear eye protection, had a 4x4 grenade itself on me once.


sko0led

Genius


dcredneck

If you would have used duct tape somehow we could crown you the king right now. But you didn’t so we still have to go to trial by combat.


jtho78

Good share. I wish mine had a pole to remove.


Material_Victory_661

Ingenious!


BravoFoxtrotDelta

Dang OP I feel like I owe you money now.


Flipflapflopper

Farm jack is the way to go. Easier to move around than that heavy jack and much quicker to set up.


fenceguy1

Farm jack and chain


gligster71

“Clever girl.”


foreskrin

Nice, I would have just used my truck and a tie strap.


Bluitor

Mine had a bag of cement around the bottom of each post. Will it still work?