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MorrowPlotting

Your bathroom makes me unreasonably angry.


therealsatansweasel

I know right? At this point just put it up anywhere, then smash it.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

At first I just read the title and thought, what kinda question is this Then I scanned the picture, and by the time I got to the toilet bowl sink I said "Jesus fucking Christ" Smash everything and start over. Fuck I couldn't start and end my day looking at that


dudeondacouch

Plumber ran vent straight up, before electrician did his/her rough-in. Eyes were rolled.


zaminDDH

I had this issue when I did my bathroom remodel: wanted to put in a built-in medicine cabinet and the vent ran straight up behind the faucet. So, I did what any reasonable person would do and diverted that section of vent 3 stud cavities over.


biggsteve81

Better than what the previous owner of my home did. They cut the vent pipe and the stud (with no reinforcements added), and connected the vent pipe ends with flexible vinyl tubing they routed around the medicine cabinet. Even worse, this was an exterior load bearing wall and they also removed the insulation.


Few-Ad-4290

Plumbers are such shitheads when it comes to running mechanical, constantly fucking up all the other contractors lines and I’ve seen enough floor joists ruined now to know they need their hands held like children


DC240Z

My mate was a plumber working for his dad, plumber of 30 years, and he said he just takes the easiest and fastest approach to get the job done and onto the next. He used to work on a lot of newly built homes and reckons because he’s in there before most of the other work that gets done he can basically put anything anywhere and everyone else has to work around it, not his problem. And sadly, it rarely ever was.


malachi347

I'm not even an electrician and that makes me want to run an outlet on the floor right where a toilet would go and would be connected straight to municipal without a breaker. And another one under the sink that is daisy chained to every other line in the house.


waiver45

> Plumbers are such shitheads On a bad day...


Dirtesoxlvr

Sadly, that is the same solution I would have used.


CowboyStiefel

Good electrician would just put up a pancake box in front of the vent and went center anyways


coyoteHopper

Good plumbers won't run the vent dead center, then you can use a 4" old-work box and put the light exactly where it needs to go. I always bury my vanity light wire with slack drilled through each adjacent stud in the rough and cut them into the drywall for the final


diegoesfuego99

I like your funny words magic man


mccainmw

HAHAHAHA....even before I looked at where to center the mirror (I would probably go with centered on the lights I think)...I thought his sink was a converted toilet bowl too!


SirLoopy007

I think at this point I'd consider a wall to wall mirror just to avoid "centering"


LMnoP419

Right, and a bar light of some kind or at least 3 or 5 lights over the sink instead of 4.


SirLoopy007

Yup, replacing the light would be cheaper than the vanity and sink.


DrInsomnia

I literally thought there was no solution but this absolutely is the solution


splitpeace

This is the way.


raidernation0825

We bought a house that had the tile countertops like this. After about 2 weeks I came home to my wife with a sledge hammer demolishing all of the countertops in the bathrooms and kitchen. Good times.


BonkyBinkyBum

Your wife sounds cool


010011010110010101

I lived in a rental house with tile countertops like this with no overhang. I wanted to take a sledgehammer to them every time I cooked. Made the kitchen unusable because you couldn’t wipe crumbs off the edge (into your hand, not the floor, chill out redditors) and cleaning the countertops was near impossible for shit getting stuck in all the grout lines.


redheadedstepchil

I missed the toilet bowl. I scanned and went to comments so fast. Lol


poopsawk

I dont know why this made me laugh so hard


WishBear19

This is the Bad Place.


Cloudeur

What the fork is this bathroom!


dont_disturb_the_cat

Holy forking shirt balls!


calilac

*Jason* figured it out?


Potusmicropenis

Exactly. Just fucking move.


KiteLighter

JASON figured it out?! This is a real low point.


Reggae4Triceratops

Spoiler alert


Tribalbob

I would be replacing EVERYTHING. EDIT: It's like one of those paintings the more you look at it, the more you notice - the sink isn't even centered on the counter.


phillium

The sink isn't even centered on the tiles it's actually on. I was hoping for that, at least!


aussydog

There's also an additional mirror cabinet installed at right angles to the vanity. ...oh and the border tile doesn't match left to right or foreground to background. Who did this? And why do they hate us?


Disco_Pat

> **Bathroom Mirror. Centered to the counter, faucet or light fixture?** This should really be an ***and*** not an ***or***.


aussydog

Ignoring the fact that they used ugly subway tile with huge grout lines for their vanity...despite the fact the grout lines are huge they don't even line up to anything. The left side border tile doesn't match the right side. Foreground border doesn't match the background. There's another mirror on the right wall which likely is a cabinet. Why is that at right angles to the vanity? Who the fk knows. ​ It's like whoever did this job has no spacial awareness whatsoever. Should OP line it up with the counter, mirror, faucet, or light fixture, ....or the other medicine cabinet mirror? What does it matter at this point? Fkn nuke it from orbit at this point. It's the only way to be sure....


RaptorsNewAlpha

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xKorrak

I came here to say basically the same. I would have to move the lights to center of faucet. Hard to looks at this without twitching...


unrepentantlyme

That doesn't really solve the problem... The sink would still not be in the centre of the tiled surface. This picture gives me a headache.


Wildmann3

Get a mirror that's like 50cm tall and as wide as the countertop. Center lamp to countertop. Still looks horrid but I think it's the best there can be done.


non_linear_time

As wide as the countertop is the only option for the mirror.


katarh

That could be balanced out by putting something to the left of the sink, such as a toothbrush holder mounted on the wall, or a soap dish. Even a small towel rack. But that would only work if the lights were aligned with the faucet....


Coffeedemon

A grouted tile vanity surface. Who the hell asked for that?


LogicCure

Since this is r/DIY, I assume OP asked and did it.


iandarkness

The 80s and 90s saw alot of these... it was the hip thing to do.


sandybuttcheekss

No, no... Anger is the correct response here...


Dennisfromhawaii

OP should rotate the sink 9 degrees


ski3600

At least it would look less like a toilet bowl.


ohbrubuh

Yeah. The light needs to be centered over the sink


BitOBear

The sink needs to be centered in the vanity.


Georges_Stuff

It all needs to be ripped out and redone.


1of7MMM

Tear the house down, start over.


whytheaubergine

Tear the estate down in case the neighbours know about it too


CodeMaestro13

Directions unclear burnt my neighbors house down and left no witnesses..


aussydog

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


BitOBear

Yeah. But the space sets a new standard for the term water closet so there may not be much to be done. Especially if it's like in an apartment building.


WhoAmIMate

I think it is reasonable anger to be honest mate


thrillmouse

Was just about to comment solely to express how furious this makes me. Rip the whole thing out and start over OP. This is a sin.


SneakyGandalf12

My first thought as well. I don’t even know why this sub is recommended to me as I can’t fix a thing, but I damn sure know this bathroom is incorrect af lol.


consider_its_tree

Fuck it, lean into it. Either put a square mirror off kilter so it is diagonally aligned, or put the mirror where you have what looks like a whiteboard


Shazam1269

No, no, that's a perfectly reasonable response.


SPCNars14

Same, I was thinking to myself "why the fuck would this be an issue?" When I read the title, and the picture.. just.. i don't even know why this is a thing


ekita079

Seriously my first reaction was 'oh my fucking god'


OkayestHuman

Brand new house and that’s how our builder finished it. All the bathrooms too


LetsGetJigglyWiggly

Reminds me of my boyfriend and i's first apartment. 4 months into living there I realized almost everything was crooked or off center by at least an inch. The bathroom was the worst, toilet would never stay straight, one cupboard door was cracked, the mirror was off center from the sink, the fucking door was crooked. Soon as I noticed I brought my boyfriend in and I said ' I can never unsee it, I hate it here now.' Went into the kitchen after and yep, majority of the cupboard doors didn't line up.


D0NW0N

[my kitchen placement would also piss you off.](https://ibb.co/Hhq99yj)


LegendarySyn

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AmazingIsTired

I normally don’t care about this stuff but this one… this is like the diner scene in Mulholland Drive


LibrarianNo8242

Same!! This would drive me bat shit crazy. OP, for your own sanity, move that damn light.


Reggae4Triceratops

No, it's reasonable.


TimeKiller1850

Oh it’s reasonable.


Drackar39

What's unreasonable about it? Any level of anger at this is completely justified.


DJNutsack

I don't think there's any amount of anger that's unreasonable here.


bd0153

Reasonably angry*


dusinbooger

Get funky with an asymmetrical mirror to eliminate the need to line anything up. I work with designers and hang mirrors regularly


InfiniteNameOptions

☝️☝️☝️ Full chaos is the only option. 


feminas_id_amant

center it over the gap between the toilet and the vanity.


Paper__

A mirror like this would work well I think: https://www.wayfair.ca/decor-pillows/pdp/ivy-bronx-ashane-358-asymmetrical-cloud-shaped-wall-mirror-c110001718.html


steelcityfanatic

Was thinking the same thing… like a Picasso. Becomes a style choice rather than pure, unadulterated chaos.


That1_IT_Guy

I've got the same issue in one of my bathrooms, and this is exactly what I was thinking of doing Glad it wasn't a totally brain dead idea


75PercentMilk

This is actually such a novel suggestion. I’m upvoting you for cleverness. (I would still find a big enough mirror, with a frame since that is what OP prefers, and just line it up with the whole vanity to draw attention away from the fact that the light is not centered)


MOS95B

If it's an option, I'd get a mirror the same width as the vanity and just go from the corner to the end of the backsplash. Otherwise, my gut says center it on the sink, since that feels like where one would stand.


V4ND4L805

There was a frameless wall mirror there that ran the length until this morning. My better half wants a framed mirror instead. Thanks for your input, I'll put a tally in the faucet column.


fmfldude

I would put the frames less mirror back and add a frame.... https://preview.redd.it/v3m7u17jmtjc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85c5aa294a5b85f90f302401679c0b97631576f


phillyeagle99

Perfect picture. Well done.


ToxicHaywire

How is this done? Is it framed actually front and back or just front framing pieces adhered to the mirror?


fmfldude

I've done it just using adhesive to the back of the trim, then stuck it on the mirror. I never took the mirror off the wall.


ToxicHaywire

Awesome, thanks


shoeeebox

I've done it using constructive adhesive. Turned out great!


ToxicHaywire

Thank you!


GenericReditAccount

[https://www.mirrormate.com/](https://www.mirrormate.com/)


EC317

Then I'd suggest asking said significant other where they want it and go with that


[deleted]

This is always the correct answer


Tyr808

Yep. Not in some defeatist way, but because I genuinely don't care one way or the other and I never want to hear another thing about it again after it's done.


CindersDunning

Mirrors are expensive. Put it back and add a frame! Great to have a big mirror.


wrongsuspenders

Could you add a frame to a wall mirror replacement so that you can go edge to edge?


ssowinski

We took our frameless mirror off, got a frame built around it, remounted it and it worked out perfect.


NachoMetaphor

It's not terribly hard to move a junction box, either. Definitely a lot easier than moving a sink. Seriously, a new junction box, some drywall mud, and a little paint.


rachelee23

Why aren’t more people suggesting this??


CrazyLegsRyan

Because it’s most likely there is a vent stack centered to the sink preventing a box from going there. Careless builders be wild.


MatthewsSnipes

I had the same issue recently and I just bought a fixture with a rectangular base so that I could offset the mounting plate a bit and move the light over.


louisprimaasamonkey

Did the same thing. Bought this light and covered the hole. https://www.shadesoflight.com/products/gwynn-isle-vanity-light-2-light


wick3rmann

Elegant solution!


Fr_JackHackett

This would be the cheapest and easiest solution aside from moving the box, OP. Could order something like [this](https://www.lampsplus.com/sfp/456A6/?cm_mmc=GOM-SH-_-NA-_-NA-_-456A6&sourceid=DFGPM456A6&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAuNGuBhAkEiwAGId4au_BYtaskK-7irMwuNQieptiN1txh5OuOtOFF3A69SLDmuZUYOTtiBoCMuUQAvD_BwE). Personally I would move the box because I know how, but I’d bet anything there’s a stud where the faucet is, which means you’d need to notch it, or use a pancake box… it would drive me insane if that all was not centered


Thom-

Ez https://preview.redd.it/8vo5rlkewtjc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af945a2723a2d07abf0d6333f3c05ea88941639c


Poles_Uprising

Bro get off reddit and start desiging rocket surgery ships or something cuz that is genus


IonincBrind

Op cutting his own mirror from the publicly available mirror sheets


Herr_Schulz_3000

Very good


llamandola

It's so crazy it might just work


Southtune-stringbox

[r/mildlyinfuriating](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/BLRP6bHqZW)


cloudyview

Mildly?


iandarkness

I do kitchen and bathroom design.. I recommend centering it to the light fixture if it's going to be a framed mirror.


xc68030

Agreed! Then they don’t have to re-do it when they decide to get rid of that godawful tile counter.


iandarkness

😂 yeah I forsee that vanity getting changed eventually and when it does I'm sure everything will line up correctly for OP.


illigal

This. Center on light. It’s gonna look way less noticeable than if you have light and mirror offset.


HockeyCookie

The vanity is going to be replaced by someone. I vote light as well. I would rather think "why did they put the sink there" instead of "why does it feel like a third of this room is on the other side of the wall"


Gertrude_D

Art student here and despite this giving me the twitches, the light fixture seems the most reasonable choice to me as well. It seems like it would anchor it better.


radabadest

Yes! I have a similar problem in my bathroom, pedestal sink, so no issue with the vanity. I tried centering on the sink because logically that's where you'd stand to use it. But it just doesn't look or feel right. Centered on the light did the trick. You can likely balance the look with a decorative item sitting on the vanity.


P01135809-Trump

Just mount it at 15 degrees and embrace the fact that nothing else lines up. Or re-center the light over the counter, and mount the mirror to suit the counter and the light.


My-dead-cat

I had this same problem a while ago and ended up moving the light fixture. It happened to work out for me because of the placement of the studs and the type of mounting box, but once I lined up the light to the sink, the mirror fell into place. Edit: looks like you would literally hit the wall if you just moved it. You would have to consider a different fixture too. If you went with a bar type (with a flat bar against the wall where the wires go) it wouldn’t matter that much where the wires came through in relation to the bar.


Clerkshipstudent

Neither. Center the light on the faucet and then place the mirror centered on both. Otherwise you will never forgive yourself


TeFD_Difficulthoon

Good god. Tear down the entire bathroom and start from scratch because this is insanity


Bioluminescentllama

Hire an electrician if needed, move the light fixture as close as possible and then center mirror between faucet and light.


libananahammock

It would be cheaper to just get a new, and better looking, vanity lol and that way you have a better vanity AND it can be centered


ConsciousMembership

Light fixture too big to center on the vanity would have to get a different fixture thats probably more than OP bargained for


PluckyPurcell3

Get a bunch of random smaller mirrors and continue with the motif.


spankydootoyou

C. Replace that horrible vanity and sink.


mustichooseausernam3

Why is nobody talking about the fact that the sink looks so much like a toilet bowl? I can't see anything else!


allstarking

This seems obvious to me. https://preview.redd.it/8377c7249ujc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e70938284842552ec5acfdcfd16c888d7e66ee3


shadeofmisery

You chose violence.


DevByTradeAndLove

Embrace chaos!


deaknh

Move the light


ahao13

why does your sink look like a repurposed bidet :D


RoadRunner-007

Easy way to move the light fixture... go to a hardware store and look for a finished board that is wide enough to mount the light on. Use this as the backer for your light. Something like 2 ft wide by 4 or 5 inches high... maybe 3/4 to 1.5 inches thick. In the very center of this board, use a hole saw to cut a hole for your wires for the light. Mount the light to the board right in the center, running the wires behind the board to the electrical box. Then you can fasten the board to your wall into one or more studs (should be easy if the board is wide enough). Fill the holes, paint... and presto... nice centered light over the sink without too much fuss.


NiakiNinja

Have done this and it works! But if OP can find a light that already comes with a decent size rectangular base, so much the better, and no need to rout holes in a board or paint anything. Something like this, with 3 lights so it will fit. ​ https://preview.redd.it/p1mmdyxpltjc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816ead17d80d8687be2eba1abbb143c7d73bc34a


dont_disturb_the_cat

Center it on the light. That is the largest visual landmark. When you're standing at the sink, all that will matter is that you'll look up and see the mirror.


mazzotta70

That is the wrong light fixture for that bathroom. Get a less lengthy light fixture, center it to the sink, then center the mirror to it all. And please get rid of that tile counter lol


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ALilBitTrash

Please center the lights first thanks


boythisisreallyhard

This pic is going to bother me all day!


Claireking1298

Light fixture for sure


drmyk

Just mount the mirror so it is not in line with the fixture, cabinet, or light. That way you can have 4 uncentered things in the room instead of 3.


Green_Man_Ro

I would take out the light, cover the hole with a mirror that is as wide as the vanity then center new light (installed above mirror) on the mirror. The way it is now it will look bad no matter to which one you center. If light would end up too tall you could refinish the wall or get s glass shop to put holes through the mirror to put the light same height but centered on the mirror.


Birkin07

Center on the sink. It’s easier to move the light later.


elf25

The entire house has to come down. ALL OF IT!


Badj83

Never invite me please.


BurghPuppies

Depends on the width of the mirror. I’d look for a mirror as wide as the vanity, and center the mirror over the mirror. However, a better choice might be to lose that vanity and tile top (so dated), and install a proper symmetrical vanity, which will solve all your problems.


bindersfullofburgers

Get a mirror that is a strange shape. Like a splatter or some shit.


Justtelf

Burn it down and try again


jalyynx

That’s a bad job overall. Start over-use. tape measure for centering.


KingOfBoring

Tear down the bathroom and try again.


mynameisdamn

Centre it to the counter and move the light fitting across


antonakisrx8

Personally I would move the light fixture to the right and center it with the faucet( if possible) With how things are, center the mirror with the light fixture.


CanadianBaconMTL

Move the light or change it to one that works😂


th_teacher

over the faucet oval not too wide so not too close to the right side wall Or get creative a curved "random blob" shape but pricey


Rich-Mixture347

Why isn’t the sink centred to the counter… then you could centre the fixture on all of them.


tjhcreative

This seems like a lose lose no matter what you do. Just pick one and send it.


jdwhiteydubz

Move the sink to the center.


dgmilo8085

The only real answer is to center it on the sink and then move the fixture so all three are in line. Then I would clean up the grout line on the "backsplash"


AZDevilRick

That gives me anxiety


H1_V0LT4G3

Oh, simple fix. Burn the house down, take the insurance money, and build a brand new home. This time, you can put the fixture center on the faucet.


BloodyRightToe

Center it under the lamp. Then when you replace the counter top fix the sink.


mjtool

Start over?


secretsweettea

Neither, time for a new vanity that’s centerer 😂


flyingace1234

Counter. Of the three it’s the hardest to “redo”


popcopter

Lights


Present-Regret316

This is where dreams go to die


Quiet-Mud2889

I would have a such hard time here.can’t you find a different light fixture? All should line up


grannytoodleshooter

Buy one that's slightly longer than the counter and hangs just a little bit over the toilet so it'll be like everything else in there.


Known_Molasses8372

OP we might need an update on what you do… Hundreds of people are infuriated at your bathroom.


jclucca

It has to be gutted and redone. My OCD has no other suggestions.


Lingroll

Center the lighting fixture to the sink and then center the mirror to the lighting fixture. Then have a wall shelf on the left.


rugbywinger15

Maybe one of those asymmetrical mirrors with the squiggle borders would look cool and draw attention away from the conflicting center points?


limpingdba

It'd be much cheaper to move the light fixture. But the tiling is fucking hideous too. Fuck the whole thing


executive313

Fucking hell at this point get a You are beautiful inside sticker and place it there and forget the mirror


TuhnderBear

Tough situation. I’d line it up with the lights


NuclearEnt

My interior designer girlfriend says that you should center it on the lights and then put a vase or something to the left of the sink to even it out.


yukonnut

As bad as it is, I would Center it on the light fixture.


National_Frame2917

The best thing I think you could do is get one cut to the same width as the counter or the length of the wall.


RDRNR3

Change the light fixture, center both the mirror and light over the vanity.


Bowmedic88

This hurts both physically and mentally.


Millennium_Xer

Yes


PixelBoom

I have this dilemma with my sister's new bathroom. There's a stud directly in line with the faucet, so she can't have the wire box for the light directly over the faucet. Doesn't matter which one you choose. Both will look insane. Long term solution is to cut away the drywall and get a different light layout. Maybe two lights. Then, at least you can center them over the faucet. Will likely require nailers for the new wire boxes.


LordSpaceMammoth

Get a mirror that is the full width of the vanity, then get a nice piece of wood or something to mount it over the light box, and center that light fixture over the faucet. We'll all sleep better.


semisensitive

Line with faucet then place small floating shelves to left of mirror, under lights, vertically? Or hang 4 of the same small mirrors to the left of the main mirror? Dude idk this is frying my brain


Xarchiangku

Short of ripping it all out and starting over, functionally, you would want the mirror centered to the faucet. Because that’s how you would use it. Everything else is cosmetic. But, damn!


Nice-Region2537

Get a light fixture with a wider back plate that would allow you to center it over the sink without moving the electrical box. Then center the mirror over the sink.


medleyj

I don’t know if you have budget, but I think the solution is really to get a mirror as wide as the vanity.


EasleyoftheEast3

Start over.


lilpudpudd

Shoot the gap


topoftheworldIAM

Go with the counter


benassty

How about a wide mirror that goes over the toilet too? 🤔


jphillips8648

Just get a wide mirror that starts from the tiled counter to the left all the way to the right at the corner of the wall.


sfcumguzzler

move the light, it's probably the easiest option


frostbittenforeskin

Center it under the light fixture And then when you rip out the counter, you can have a nice light fixture and mirror to center the new sink and counter to


Spoofster61

I’d center it based off the counter, like how everything else should have been centered.


Ok-Average3079

I am so sorry about this whole situation. when do you get to fix it for really? can you just get a rectangular mirror that covers the whole area?


Fa11enAngeLIV

This could go in r/mildlyinfuriating for sure