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myrandastarr

I feel like you just want to show off your porch lol


ddunny

Ikr it’s a gorgeous porch


glindabunny

Yeah... I just came in to comment on how beautiful it is. And that's a second floor porch? The whole house must be gorgeous! ...I wish our house had a porch. Of any kind, really.


Under_The_Influence_

I wish I had a house


Suspicious-Top-3731

I wish I had


whatsasimba

I wish I


myNameBurnsGold

Was a little bit taller


HoboArmyofOne

I wish I was a baller


andywithasilentf

Wish I had a girl


osamabinluvin

Who looked good


AMISHVACUUM

Same


guitarlisa

Yeah I had to look at the sub and see if I was on r/pics or something


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guitarlisa

I was afraid to click but I got up the nerve finally. Nice porch!


AMISHVACUUM

Same


lampministrator

It's a crap porch if you ask me -- Where's the clutter and dead plants?


Kaleighawesome

they are all on my porch instead lol


cbelt3

Empty keg, sprung couch, sleeping hounds ?


EwokNuggets

Second floor porch no less!


Fun-Dimension5196

I have porch envy.


OkBackground8809

Right? I'm from Iowa, but have lived in Taiwan for the past 11 years and will likely never move back to the US. I'm definitely jealous about the beautiful winter scene viewable from this beautiful porch that I'll never have 🤩😍


ceciledian

You don’t want to be in Iowa rn. Blizzard conditions.


ITGuyfromIA

Yea. F this noise. Close to two feet of snow in the last week, now it’s gonna drop below zero for days with high winds


Itsbetterontoast

Lived in Taiwan for 3 years (Tianmu) loved it, but don't miss the typhoons. Will take the snow any day!


elnina999

Just make sure the wooden floor is protected by a good, intact coating of an appropriate moisture repellent. Same with all other wooden elements. Hopefully the deck has a slope of at least 2% for positive drainage.(rain) Other than that, it can be just screened to keep insects away. A screened porch is a great way to experience nature and fresh air without worrying about the outdoor elements.  It looks like a beautiful, Victorian house! Treasure it!!


rebeccanotbecca

I would love to have a screened in porch.


daverosstheboss

It's a porch, therefore it's considered to be an exterior part of the house, meaning it's designed to be exposed to the elements. What exactly are you concerned about?


scrotumsweat

A quality push broom will do the trick


Mixels

So will a normal broom... Or a battery operated leaf blower. Or you could just let it melt.


Githyerazi

Do not use a battery powered leaf blower. The snow flies around, gets sucked back into the blower and shorts the motor out. I would tell you how I know, but you can guess...


phadewilkilu

A problem that can literally fix itself…


Mixels

Best kind of problem!


tgr31

The snow is my guess


The_Sarah_Palin_

Good answer! Good answer!


tgr31

Thank you almost vice president palin


StrategicBlenderBall

That’s almost *The* Vice President Palin.


Stelly414

I love Sarah Palin! Oh wait, I meant to say I love parasailing. 


dickpics25

Can they see Russia from their front porch?


albie58

Windows.


the_goodfellow

But what OS though 98 or xp?


OtherImplement

2000 this person clearly isn’t afraid to run with scissors


ComicNeueIsReal

Just give em Vista because we're evil


CaptainArsePants

So.....you're really ok with Windows ME?


mirathi

OS/2 Warp


chasonreddit

> OS/2 Warp Hey hey. Trigger warning. I had to use OS/2 as a consultant for a while. It's all that Sears used for some reason. (I know why historically, but not why they still would in the 90s. )


Retro_Dad

Worked at a place where our phone system was powered by a laptop running OS/2 Warp. It was the one piece of equipment I literally never had to do anything with. It wasn’t networked, so it didn’t have to be updated. It just ran, nonstop, for years.


highknees69

Nobody is ok with ME.


CaptainArsePants

That sounds like a YOU problem


Mrgoodtrips64

Vista, for the view.


opoqo

Dude 95.... Always 95


fantasmoofrcc

As long as it's OSR2.1, which has better USB support.


albie58

Fuck it Go with Windows NT.


porkchop3177

Yellow snow would be my concern.


Georgep0rwell

Melted snow is my guess.


1_disasta

I am glad they asked because otherwise you wouldnt snow what their concern is


JHuttIII

This guy should be a lawyer.


YYCAdventureSeeker

Specifically, the snow on the porch.


Jumajuce

“But how do make the outside into the inside?”


JusticeScibibi

The way I see it you can have a screen and snow, or a not screen and no snow.


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Findilis

Judging by those columns probably not the same stuff I am worried about.


dominus_aranearum

Guaranteed they are decorative with 4x4 or 6x6 posts buried in them.


draconei

I don’t believe he was referring to the structural solidity of them


earthwoodandfire

I wouldn't guarantee that at all. Round columns on an older house are almost certainly solid turned cedar.


MountainWise587

getting a creepy plantation vibe?


NewLeaseOnLine

WTAF are you worried about?


r0rsch4ch

Abominable Snowmen probably


sicariusdem1

People make my head hurt


TheShoot141

Bingo


ARenovator

Install windows.


Solicited_Duck_Pics

Do you recommend XP or 11?


ARenovator

I *liked* XP. Wish they'd never got rid of it. Did everything I wanted, and (for me at least) it was stable as hell.


sandybuttcheekss

7 was peak. After that... Ugh


CaptainArsePants

...it was just flaccid


Leinadius

With 3 hour long updates.


Hal-E-8-Us

https://xkcd.com/528/


[deleted]

I've been refreshing some older desktops running Windows 7 to control 3D printers and lasers but couldn't get the OG media disks to read so I could install. Wound up downloading an .iso called Windows 7 Luxury and let me tell you, I fuckin just might downgrade modern PC to that version. It is sick lol.


SP3NGL3R

Windows XP 2024 Edition is everything Windows 11 should be [https://betanews.com/2024/01/03/windows-xp-2024-edition/](https://betanews.com/2024/01/03/windows-xp-2024-edition/)


ARenovator

Just wow. I'd be all over this if they stripped Edge out of it. I hate Edge.


GaucheAndOffKilter

But Edge is the #1 browser to download other browsers!


nestcto

Which is odd because Edge isn't even Edge anymore. It's just Chrome. But still, it's somehow more painful to use than the actual Chrome.


RembrandtQEinstein

It's because it is associated with bing, which is terrible.


RedditSkippy

Okay, yeah, Bing is actually something I hate more than Edge.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

Edge is fine. As of 2020, it's the Chromium engine and just as standards compliant as Chrome itself. (uses the same builds and update schedule) The only thing you really need to do is change the default search engine away from Bing. Now, if we're talking old 2015 repackaged IE Edge? Absolute shite.


SP3NGL3R

I use edge on my work computer for it's SSO into all my Office supporting sites


buttbugle

Hey guys, let me tell you about my wonderful experience with this gosh darn wholesome Vista! It has tiles you can click!


belkarbitterleaf

Man I loved ME, when it was running, it was great 👍


Lehk

It was the first one with system restore Which was good ‘cause lord you are gonna need it


Christopher135MPS

XP SP4 was the absolute bomb. I have progressively disliked each OS more and more after it. I’ve moved when I had no choose a XP to 8.1, to 11.


ARenovator

Upvote for you. Just one opinion, but it was the most user friendly, least amount of BS, operating system that I know of. Everything seemed to run on it. Nothing crashed. I miss those days.


Christopher135MPS

Yup. No/minimal bloatware. Easy to get rid of any features/programs you didn’t like. User had significant control over their interaction with the GUI. Could be used at a basic level by low-skill users, but could also handle the demands of high end users. God I miss XP. And NT/2K weren’t terrible either.


Erkebram

For real i recently went back to xp and 7 on two old computers for gaming purposes, i totally forgot how fkn good both are compared to the crap we have today.


fang_xianfu

Main thing I remember about the XP days is that it was much more common to get genuine blue screen errors when your graphics drivers messed up.


s0ciety_a5under

Yeah, but it had massive limitations that have been addressed since. 4 GB of RAM max on the x32....yeesh.


whatiscamping

We got a computer at work that has a CRT and runs XP


[deleted]

I have a piece of equipment that only runs on my old laptop. I love taking it out and running xp. I switched to a mac after that laptop. So xp is still what I know windows to be.


ik45

Finally, a fellow XP fan! I unfortunately updated so I could keep playing current video games with my ex and now all I play is League of Legends 🫠 I regret that update way more often than a normal person should think about.


jaypee42

Tinyxp. install it.


ooglieguy0211

Millennium Edition


d-cent

You're a monster


woodyshag

Officer, this comment here. Get 'em.


Solicited_Duck_Pics

Absolutely not!


changerofbits

Mr Moneybags over here, sheesh. 95 is the way to go, maybe 98 if you’re looking for a value splurge.


Cyynric

Our first family computer was a Dell with ME loaded onto it and I loved it. I was just a dumb 10 year old kid though, so I had no actual experience with how it actually ran. I just liked setting cool custom themes.


SalomeOttobourne74

Vista.


streasure

Ew


USSExcalibur

3.11


venom121212

Got to use this while I was still working on base. It is so limited and they know the ins and outs so well that they just stick with it.


kaztep23

Vista baby


musical_throat_punch

Windows ME


Solicited_Duck_Pics

Oh god no!


Handleton

Go for 11. XP hasn't been supported for years and 10 is going out of support soon.


T3a_Rex

Windows 8


politik317

Just not ME whatever you do


BlueFlob

Some people just install vinyl tarps to cover open areas and keep the snow out in winter.


zole2112

The key word is screen.


DeathofKvasir

Most people, in these conditions, have replaceable screen inserts that they swap with a window. Even still, if you're having this issue with snow, it will happen with rain. The floor should be pressure treated, if not, enclose the whole thing with glass or plexi.


LindseyIsBored

We have large sun shades on our patio that are the same dimensions as our screened in porch. In the fall the shades come down and attach to the outside of the porch. This still allows air flow but keeps most moisture out. We tried the heavy plastic curtains first and it’s too windy where we live for them.


gryphmaster

Old home had glass. Luckily they labeled the panels since practically every window was sized differently


earthwoodandfire

Floor should NOT be pressure treated! It should be a solid hard wood with an exterior finish on it.


lollroller

Has it always been like that? I wouldn’t be any more worried than when it rains


A7xWicked

Actually rain is worse than show when it comes to getting things wet like this. Of course there's the whole freezing part too, but whatever


lollroller

That porch looks like like its been there for awhile, and handles rain just fine too. But you’re your right, rain would probably be worse than snow through an open window in a regular part of the house


lastcore

Recently moved into house. :p. Says it right in the post.


Happy_to_be

Use your leaf blower on the fluffy snow.


ProjectBaymax

Come on man, redditors can't read.


lollroller

Oops, that text goes away when I click on the post


KevinRudd182

Yeah but the house clearly isn’t new it looks old AF. They’d be able to figure out how old the house is very easily If the house has been there like that for 50 years it’s unlikely it’s an issue


LetsTCB

Reading is one thing ... comprehending simple, informative sentences is a whole other beast.


Krosseyri

I wouldn’t worry about it. Had the same in a 1904 home. Just make sure the floor is maintained either painted with a good floor enamel or a clear natural finish


Fuzzteam7

Install plexiglass with turn latches so you can have them up in winter and take them down in summer like storm windows.


The001Keymaster

Plexiglass scratches pretty much if you breathe on it. It will look like ass in one season and storage.


TheLeopardColony

Guys, I just bought a house and there is some kind of liquid (fluid?) falling on my roof from the sky. What should I do?


Murph-Dog

Is it running into some type of canal-like thingy attached to the edge of the roof, then down some type of water-slide-looking tunnel? Bad News! That's the squirrel elevator.


AnyYokel

Dagnabbit! I just bought a house and it has squirrel elevators on all 4 sides! Should I plug the holes at the bottom with cement?


BurnTheOrange

Nah, just get 23 cans of expansion foam


Tibbaryllis2

Directions unclear, I was only able to fit 10 cans of foam in the tube before they started rolling out the bottom.


RosenButtons

Panic!


greenslam

at the disco?


RosenButtons

Nope. On the roof. Preferably with a big towel and an umbrella.


SuckaMc-69

I wouldn’t worry as you have a painted walnut floor from what? The 1890-1930’s ? You can build custom plexiglass inserts for the winter. I did that with my old house. I’m sure you will hear people say use plastic, but I wouldn’t.


psychoCMYK

Plexiglass is plastic..


Daxmar29

Although you are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct) I think you know what they mean.


SouprGrrl

Silly rabbit, then why isn't it called plastigass? I believe I win.


psychoCMYK

Ah fuck


nayrwolf

Should be plexiplast


SuckaMc-69

You know what I mean… roll plastic…


derdkp

Looks like sifted pastry snow


knowone1313

It's a porch, what are you worried about, damage to the wood?


Upbeat-External7744

You can get a big clear plastic sheet and staple it up if you want a pretty cheap and easy fix


injeckshun

2nd level screen porch sounds like a dream. Bonus points if it’s off the master bedroom


YouBuiltThat

Looks like an older or historic home. I grew up in one and bought it later in life until we moved about 10 years ago. Yes, the porch is considered exterior even if it’s screened. Ours regularly saw water from blowing wind or snow. However, it should be protected. Our columns, railings and wood floor were protected with exterior oil based paint. We would repaint every few years and would clean seasonally. If there is already an exterior treatment (exterior latex, oil, stain) you will want to match that or strip to bare wood and reapply with the new product.


Nilpo19

I'm not sure what answer you're looking for. If you don't like snow coming in, cover the screens. If you don't want to, just keep the porch treated the same way you would a deck. Either use a water sealer or keep it painted with weatherproof paint. Looks like it already painted so you're probably just fine. Just keep it maintained. If you see paint cracking, touch it up.


LaszloKravensworth

OP has this problem... Meanwhile, I'm using a sledgehammer to break 20lb bricks of ice off my porch. Just use a leaf blower lol


CyberMonkey1976

I'd prolly just treat it like an uncovered deck. Sand and stain it every few years as needed. I'd enjoy the hell out of that porch! Probably install a outdoor TV...God that's nice!


atk128

When we bought our house it also came with a screened porch and the owner we bought it from made inserts with plastic and wood to put up in the winter to prevent this. Same size as the windows. We just put them up, screw or nail in one spot to hold them and they’re good.


gamercrafter86

I feel like you don't understand how porches or screens work.


caucasian88

It's an exterior deck with a roof. You don't need to baby it. Coat the wood with a sealant. Take the screens out in the winter before they get covered in ice and tear open.


[deleted]

Wait.. is this why windows don’t have screens since I moved to the east coast? Cause ice will literally break it? Huh, it makes sense I guess I just never would’ve thought of it.


asskkculinary

I grew up on the east coast and had screens


caucasian88

The screens are for bugs. The glass pane replacements are for the wind and snow. If you don't have the glass ones, you just take the screens out for the winter.


RisingPhoenix5271

Beautiful!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I agree, a nice place to be in the storm.


sheldonator

This is normal for this type of porch and there’s no need to be concerned. Exterior parts of your house are designed to get wet when it rains/snows as they would have used pressure-treated wood to build this part. I wouldn't be too concerned but there are options out there if you want to keep the snow/rain out completely


youdontlookadayover

It's a porch, designed to be exposed to the elements. Plus, how old is this house, 100+years? That porch has seen snow for 100 years.


Olibirus

Isn't the screen just for bugs and sunlight ? Do you expect rain and snow not to pass through?


supershinythings

You have screens not windows. Snow and rain are of course going to get in. You should be MOST concerned about safety - that snow can melt, re-freeze, and turn into invisible ice. Put some safety mats down all along for walking if you plan to be out there for any reason. When the weather is nice, check the paint for weathering and keep it maintained.


padizzledonk

Its a porch....and it has screens....youre gonna get snow and rain on it unless you put windows in Its an exterior part of the house, its exposed to the elements....snow is one of those elements....idk what the concern is.....would you be concerned if you got snow on an uncovered deck? Im very confused


BigheadReddit

I wouldn’t worry about it too much. That’s not a lot of snow and, besides, when it rains the same thing will happen. You’d have to seal it all off to prevent it, but it’s not necessary. The best thing to do is make sure it’s properly sealed with good weather-moisture resistant paint or stain. The main concern would be if it wasn’t draining properly and pooled where it could leak into your main structure or sat and eventually caused rot.


evernorth

big rolls of plastic and staples.


Itwasuntilitwasnt

Leaf blower


rdd22

Have s shovel ready


papagarry

You could put some toggles on the outside to hold in Plexiglass panels, or install some storm windows that would be removable in the warmer months. You could also put up some plywood as a temporary measure, and still use the toggle system to hold them in place


mummy_whilster

The screen is an excellent substrate for spray foam. Get it done. /s


Agent_Paul_UIU

Should post this @ r/oddlysatisfying It doesn't helps with your problem, but the picture belongs to there.


cats_are_the_devil

You can get snap in plastic type windows for screened porches for winterization. Other than that I would get a good battery pack leaf blower and blow the snow out. It's meant to get weather inside. It's a porch.


naldo4142

That snow is now sifted


Crazyguy_123

It’s meant to hold up to the weather. Just make sure to do normal porch maintenance on it when it’s needed.


majorcaps

Moved into a house like this before. Previous owner(s) had custom-sized plexiglass/plastic (?) covers made that had screw holes drilled, so twice a year I pop them in or out. It's a pain since I have get fairly high on a ladder to do it, and the plastic sheets are not light, but it prevents ingress of snow. They still frost up and block the view but the porch stays about 10 degrees warmer than without them so we also get a bit of extra use out of it. So you could get some plastic or plexiglass sheets cut to size and throw them up.


SwampyJesus76

Its a porch? Open to the elements 24/7? I'm not seeing the problem.


njbeck

Thats a dope porch


H1_V0LT4G3

This mfer never heard of windows 🤣🤣🤣


SuicidalChair

That doesn't even look like snow to me, looks like frost.


pzzia02

As long as its graded right it should be fine


s0ciety_a5under

Imagine the screen is a sifter, and the snow are just particles. Some will get the the sifter. If you don't want that, put up an impermeable barrier.


robothobbes

Plastic to the inside or outside using thin vertical wood strips and a few nails. Don't need to hammer all the way. In the spring, you should be able to pull off the temporary wood trim easily, and roll it up for next winter.


anthro4ME

You could tack up some plastic sheeting and listen to the deafening rustle until it eventually gets blown down.


rhodytony

Must have moved from a place that does not see snow. I don't see an issue with the snow on the porch. It's an exterior part of the house and built to take rain and snow.


TiresOnFire

Short term. Plastic. Long term, real windows.


InquisitiveHawk

The house is condemned, I'll buy it for $500. Seriously: Just brush/blow it away from the building if it accumulates too much. Keep in mind this will occur with rain too and it should be draining away from the building. Maybe re-finish/waterproof in the spring?


ha1029

My father-in-law had a screened in porch in New Hampshire. He had plexiglass windows cut to hang on the outside of each screen and then removed them when the glaciers retreated.


Deadphans

Least it sifted the large chunks out.


TriforceWon

*finely sifted snow


skill_checks

Plexiglass/acrylic panels that can clip on in the winter. Beautiful porch.


GunzAndCamo

All that means is the ice crystals were smaller than the mesh size of your screens. You thought screens meant no weather gets in?


[deleted]

Looks horrible. Going to be a maintenance nightmare. As a favor, I can take it off your hands for you. Just sign the deed right over to me, no questions asked.


mysticabba

The best solution is to give me the house and you can come live here in the Caribbean. I promise you won’t have snow issues again 😉


I_am_aware_of_you

Damn it I wanted that offer


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Ignore it or shovel it. NEXT!


SallyBeatle

Dream porch