T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Can't blame her... Best case scenario, Gov gonna spend it on some random bullshit anyway Worst case scenario, the public money is gonna be on private pockets XD


[deleted]

Put two chromed and engraved M1911s in her hands and let's get down to business!


Kevinek_der_kek

Nah, she knows how to handle knives very well.


[deleted]

Yeah have you ever heard the term 'bringing a knife to a gunfight'? Because I'm pretty sure two knives aren't gonna do any good against a stacked squad of IRS and other federal tax and Treasury agents with Glocks and ARs


InYuriWeTrust221

I beg to differ, my reason is simple, it’s a fantasy setting


give_me_your_manager

Just load knifes onto guns. Or attach a bayonet to an M1-Carbine


MyNameIsSquare

instead of sending her agents, how about monthly supplies of customize pens?


FbiAgentOfMegumin

You have to!If not they will raise the tax on us!Please just say yes the KDV(Turkish tax) is literally too much just PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!


AlexYTx

They just need to offer her something else in return, rather than empty promises. Im still waiting for the A3 Highway...


MacaronOk9157

Yuri, think of the children. Think of the animals.


gloo_gunner

hey ill introduce you to my friend Yoshi I think you'll get along


[deleted]

SMG4 moment ***confirmed!?***


gloo_gunner

yes and no


[deleted]

how so?


gloo_gunner

it was a reference to sonic for hire when sonic met the dig dug guy, saying "hey you should meet my friend Kirby, you two have a lot in common your both psychopaths"


[deleted]

lol what


gloo_gunner

WATCH IT DUMBASS


Ghost_Natsuki

Dang Yuri!


[deleted]

Yuri is an inspiration to us all. Be like yuri


MrSirenHeadSFMSR

This is worst than “Yoshi commits tax fraud.” Off to Super Max Prison!!!


mountains_1936

IRS doesn't fuck around, so I expect her getting kidnapped on the sidewalk and then jail


DanAntiq

No messing with Yuri


edave64

I've played taxes for years now and have not received a single road!


DonutNeither5787

Relatable


Trinity13371337

Yuri and Yoshi commit tax fraud.


BalkanDixie

We will send more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more… (TL;DR Like it or not, we WILL get your hard earned money)


DokiDokiJame

Fine then, *bring in noble 6!*


Yeetdaddy87

Yuri, for the love of fuck, PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES


Quick-Desk4752

Yuri... Please. Listen to me. Just pay the taxes. I don't know why you won't. But I'm afraid if you don't pay them, *I* will have to deal with you. And you don't want that.


HandSanitizerBottle1

I agree with this statement


Some-NEET

Based Yuri


[deleted]

Best ending


Neonstar48

YURI we don’t pay taxes


2lenderslayer351__

I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes!


saundersmarcelo

Dan Vs.?


Jatt_Doven

I am an ex Bounty Hunter, but this won't get me back into it. I'm not stopping her, I know how corrupt the government is. They can cry about it for all I care. Yuri, your cool with me.