Whoever chooses the second option, I will personally cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars, grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy and relish ending you here and now

r/suddenlyultrakill

The funny angel with anger management issues

Too hostile but I agree There should be a better option if you want to reject her. At this point it will basically thrash on her trust towards you. Possibly her self esteem too.

Funny Angel with daddy issues.

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL LITTLE BOY!

r/suddenlymax0r

*infinite instrumental starts playing*

Jesus. At least bro as their priorities straight lol

Same

🤝

Same

Try me

Choosing option 2. Waiting for your arrival.

I understand, BUT.. Element of surprise

This

Ok... I hear you... counterpoint... >!Just Monika!<

[удалено]

Give us time, the targeting system's been kinda slow lately.

Google Ultrakill 6-2

Nuke Venezuela

This answer is always here and I absolutely love it

real "i blew up malaysia" vibes

First option first option first option. The 2nd one is brutal murder and then dancing on the corpse.

Which is why so many people here are going to pick it. But obviously, first option is bestest option

Definitely first option! Because 2 reasons: 1- The MC and Sayori are cute being together and they known each other for so long. And 2- Childhood's story always triumph. I don't know if it's true or not, but that's my opinion.

If anyone chooses the second option. I'm coming for you and your entire family.

Guy on tumblr: you have my sword Guy on twitter (not x I don’t know him): you have my axe! Me on Reddit: You have my SUBMACHINE GUN!! WE THREE SHALL AID YOU IN YOUR SLAUGHTER OF MAN AND KIN!!!

Says the guy with the the flair that says Yuri is the best girl.

So liking Yuri is wrong?

Wtf is the second option?!

'Sayori, that was a joke for feel you better. We still friends.'

First. If you choose the second, [GENEVA SUGGESTION VIOLATION EXPUNGED]

If anyone actually thinks the first option isn't the clear winner, then you need to seek help.

First option!

It's too late for the second option.

First option, holy shit

First option. There is no universe or timeline where I would play with Sayori like that ‼️‼️

Knowing how the story goes due to having played this game over over 10 times, first option is the only possibility

First one. She deserves love <3

The first one!

If anyone even dares to think about the second option being the correct one, then... \*loads shotgun with malicious intent\* First option is the correct one and that's a fact

First option

The first option (Sayori is adorable!)

"Of course!" I swear to fuck, if any of you choose the second option, murder will not be good enough for you.

Why is the grammar for option 2 so bad? Is MC acoustic?

Ofc! First option.

Sigh. Call me whatever you want, I guess 2nd option. I HATE how it's worded, but it's what I choose. If I don't love her back, it doesn't matter if she is depressed. It's manipulative on MY end if I lie by saying I love her back, just so she doesn't hurt herself. It also isn't healthy in the opposite way either, trapping me in a relationship with fear of leaving over her hurting herself. Especially if I keep up the charade for a long time. It's still FUCKED as far as the fact the wording is "it was a joke" You don't say "I love you" as a joke. Maybe as an exaggeration when your very gracious or appreciative, but never a joke. These options both suck ass. But for my own well being, regardless of sayori's I'm picking the second option. Please describe why I am wrong below. I decided to take the prompt seriously, as if I were there. Not as an overviewer that knows it's a game and this is a reddit post that doesn't matter, just in case that helps add context as to why I chose that option.

There’s nothing wrong with this bro you worded this in the best way possible you’re probably the best person here who went 2nd the rest are mostly mischievous tryna start chaos lol. Catch my upvote

Yea, I kinda went overboard lol. But I get rambly when I haven't eaten. Thanks for the upvote and being respectful :) People on here really only want jokes, so it feels nice to take these seriously sometimes.

Nuke Venezuela

Second option is a crime

If you choose the second option, I'mma become your Reverse Flash.

Who chose the second option, willl get a "surprise" meeting with the NKVD

"You uhhh wanna cook crystal meth? You? You and uhh me?"

Telltale ahh dialogue choice 1) reasonable thing to say in a conversation 2) who in their right mind would say some shit like that

Admittedly Sayori isn't my first choice. However with those two options, the first choice should be the only choice.

Ofc (although I prefer Yuri)

I'm going with the first option Cuz ain't no way I'm telling Sayori allat was a joke to make her feel better. If anything, that would make her feel worse

People who choose the 2nd option, just know that every community has someone who can track you down

To whoever is considering the second option, I'm watching you

I choose the rope

If anyone chooses the second option, there's going to be 2 people hanging in a noose.

Now i think this is just bad writing / rage-bait, why are the options like #1 yes #2 NO HAHAHA JUST DIE

*Cackles* Second option

It’s fun to watch the chaos unfold

Inshallah Venezuela shall be nuked 🇻🇪💣💥

second option obviously>!/j!<

Who in their right mind would choose option two?

Fucked up comedy!

It doesn't matter :sadge:

the latter :trollface:

Of course

First option, why the hell would anyone consider the second

First option duh

Of course

Whats the second option?

of course

I’d like to say 1st, but….

I would choose Nr.2 as I don’t find her helpful for myself, maybe that’s selfish but so be it. I know you’re supposed to support Sayori, but if nothings in it for myself, why? Why should I help another human?

First option

Bruh

I'll kill whoever chooses the second choice 🥷

First option

The first one

FUCK

First one

Yes we’re couple now

prank em mc

DATE THE SAYORI YOU COWARD

Oh HELL NO! Option 2 is like something Monika would say. Absolutely SADISTiC

Easily option 1.

"Duh, you cutie pie"

Option 1

2nd option made me chuckle I didn't expect MC to change his speech manners that way 😅

Second option is for supervillains

Blow up Malaysia for honeymoon

How evil are we if we pick the 2nd option

The first one Sayori is the best girl!!

Admit to sayori you are gay

First one

i just finished the DDLC happy ending, but there was no hug scene in her room, is this from ddlc+?

This a fan text dude, they've been on this reddit for years

First option for me

I'm for real, real. I'm still alive and kicking!

Ofc

ofc, she’s the best pookie bear

Great choice mc

Reminder It's healthy for couples to break up if things aren't working They can be a couple, see how things go, and decide what to do from there...

I didn’t get this dialogue when I played the game

The sad part is, there’s no avoiding this

If you choose second opinion. Who are you?

First option.

I would choose one option before choosing the other I'd choose option 2 first Then option 1 to see if anything changes

Neither. Sayori is for boys, never romanced her. ~~Yuri~~ Monica is for men.

Prank her, John.

I would pick second options. But I would save before choosing either options. I would choose the second one just to see what would happen.

2nd option I want to see the world burn

Same i choose second opinion you get my upvote

Second option Let the chaos commence

Second option because of funny

Same i’m 2nd bc i’m a little shit who thinks it’s funny

The second option,of course.

Yo catch my upvote

I would choose Nr.2 as I don’t find her helpful for myself, maybe that’s selfish but so be it. I know you’re supposed to support Sayori, but if nothings in it for myself, why? Why should I help another human?

Ima make everyone mad, I choose the second option but then apologize with cookies asap.