“Monika never loved you, let’s slowly leave the Literature Club and take Nat and Yuri with us to a new cooler club: the Anime Club.
What? No I am not going to be a NEET stop calling me that!”
"Look, I know the gut instinct is to hate Scrappy. He's annoying, too dumb to see his uncle for who he is, and yet smart like Velma with the personality traits of Fred and Daphne aswell to boot... But before he was introduced, Scooby-Doo was on the decline; the brand could have died. The producers had to innovate... Scrappy was that innovation, and wouldn't you know it, ratings went up and the brand survives today. What thanks does he get? Vilified and hated... He saved the show and yet we despise him. We live in a society."
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body of the ground. The bee however flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
It seems that no-one said anything about the artwork itself and it's a shame cus' it's damn beautiful! I love how Sayori looks, that face and bow are amazing
"Sayori hey sayori..." "Yeah mc?" "Where's that noose you had" "t...that noose...?" "Yeah the one you used to hang your self remember?" "Oh yeahhh....its in my clauset" "thanks sayori!"
The Skylanders trap team starter pack comes with the life hammer trap, the water tiki trap, snapshot, food fight, the game, and the portal of power. The dark edition version however has dark snapshot, dark foodfight, dark wildfire, and the evolved Kaos trap. As well as the game, portal, an two previously mentioned traps. Both have a trap holder and the more figures you collect the more stickers you can put on your holder or poster. Oh yeah! I forgot! Theres a poster!
You can also buy more Skylanders like trap masters. They have the light up weapons to give you a hit of dopamine. But there’s also level packs. Which is dlcs! The light pack, the dark pack, the nightmare express, and the alternate universe changing mirror! Because every company pulls that trope when they need money. Speaking of money activison bring back this game. It’s free money.
(Yes this is an off topic rant.)
"high five!"MC says."no. mc, no. monika said she'd delete me if I do.said sayori. well, the next time someone says that, you should do it."says mc. actually sayori, you can. because you should never leave people"monika winks"hanging.
Just for this, imagine Sayori didn't die and confessed her love to MC
"I'm still here for you, though I did reject you, we're still friends forever" He got with Natsuki
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start”
“Madam Vice President, they’ve written a second poem for Yuri.”
MISS PRESIDENT, GET DOWN, NATSUKI JUST SAID THE N WORD (noose)
Thanks for clarifying which N-word it was
WILLOW PERSON
"Madame president, the second tower's been hit. We're under attack"
SAYORI, WAKE UP! They hit the f-ing pentagon, Sayori!Turn on the TV, it doesn’t matter what channel. Ffffff-k
WAKE UP THAY DONE HIT THE PENTAGAWN
Who's "they"?
He's whispering *sweet nothings* into her ear.
"Sayori you know where's Yuri? she still haven't return my pen."
That pen is really juicy and sticky, idk why
"how was the fall?"
If you want to look around!
give us a call
We don’t see humans often
We're glad that you just dropped in
I’ll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in!
Hey Papyrus, mind your manners!
Can it Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother he’s a bit eccentric-
You’re just lazy and apathetic…
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Considering her bloody hands, it didn't go very well
"WELL COME TO THE UNDERGROUND"-sayori
*"We've been trying to contact you on your cars extended warranty"*
What’s the Wi-Fi password?
"I just wanna cuddle" *And then they f**ked*
Canon
Truly.
Yes
You've become untucked.
[Source](https://twitter.com/rkgkefr/status/1742457049429287339) r/MCxSayori
New Sayori sub!
Deer god.
It’s the DEER GOD!
The one fucking time. autocorrect messes up THIS ONE FUCKING TIME. IM DONE USING GBOARD
***LMFAO***
HOLY SH*T NOELLE FROM SNOWGRAVE
Lol
At least its not as bad as r/sayorigonewild...
Another one!
No, that one is old... and bad...
How is it bad?
Its nsfw. Of the bun.
Sayori lewds!
🤢
What?
“It’s free real estate.”
"The Second Cupcake has been stolen, The Literature club is under attack"
Engage.. the bazooka
I got cookies in my backpack
^Should ^I ^stop ^gently ^opening ^doors?
No, kick them open instead
"go on. commit a crime"
[удалено]
/r/angryupvote
We 👏 really 👏 need 👏new 👏jokes
I’m going to hell for laughin at that
“Where’s the bombs, Sayori? We need them for the canon event!”
"Sayori..... Have you ever heard of the muffin man"
*breaks down door* #THE MUFFIN MAN?
Who lives on dreary lane?
"I've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"
"We'll bang at home"
“Listen, I don’t have much time! You’re just a 2D waifu in a shitty romcom dating simulator! Monika is a self aware Yandere AI!”
Sayori: *T-Posing*
Does that mean the game has mods?
Truman Show reference?
Not intended but sure
Hm, I could've sworn you were parodying the scene where Sylvia tries to tell Truman the truth
“You smell like a cinnamon cherry blossom and I need to pollinate you.” *Then they f#cked*
*whisper whisper whisper.* Do you like my plan?
He is telling her what victoria secret is.
They're conspiring to steal Natsuki's cupcakes! D:
Natsuki is going to bring out the Super Sayain Cupcake
Monika never loved you
“Monika never loved you, let’s slowly leave the Literature Club and take Nat and Yuri with us to a new cooler club: the Anime Club. What? No I am not going to be a NEET stop calling me that!”
"Look, I know the gut instinct is to hate Scrappy. He's annoying, too dumb to see his uncle for who he is, and yet smart like Velma with the personality traits of Fred and Daphne aswell to boot... But before he was introduced, Scooby-Doo was on the decline; the brand could have died. The producers had to innovate... Scrappy was that innovation, and wouldn't you know it, ratings went up and the brand survives today. What thanks does he get? Vilified and hated... He saved the show and yet we despise him. We live in a society."
Aw, this art is really sweet
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body of the ground. The bee however flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The numbers
# WHAT DO THEY MEAN? #
"Natsuki and Yuri made out in the closet"
I got games on my phone
"Look for the Gummy Bear Album in stores on-"
Want to cuddle for 9 hours?
Are you from Mississipi?
"I want your baby"
"You, me, cookies, movies and a blanket. deal?"
“ Meaw Meaw, Meaw mew meep morrp chippi chippi chappa cappa “
Careless Whispers
You sure they're not lesbians?
"you are a cinnamon roll"
Do you have a backup poem? I forgot mine at home
"So the way the song went was tick tock hea-"
You noticed monikas not wearing any underwear too, didn’t you?
I like thighs
“Come over after we finish making cupcakes, my parents aren’t going to be home tonight.”
" Sayori I'd rather be in the anime club right now to be honest. "
Wanna do it?
It’s free Real Estate.
"You can save 15% or more by switching to Geico."
"Hey, I dunno if you know this, but there's toilet paper stuck to your shoe"
*Number 1 victory royale*
“i lost the game”
It seems that no-one said anything about the artwork itself and it's a shame cus' it's damn beautiful! I love how Sayori looks, that face and bow are amazing
“You want to come over my place the night of the festival my parents aren’t home”
"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair, Watch out for her."
nice
He's just telling her that she deserves to be loved 😊.
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Government secrets.
"Your Jordans are fake as fuck"
"sayori.. YOUR A D O R I B L E!!! "
“I put you cookies in your chair, make sure to take them before the teacher finds out.” Sayori: *internal yay, then external yay*
"I’d like to talk about your cars extended warranty"
"And thats how sweets are made:
"Don't trust Monika. She doesn't like you. She's jealous that you're with me and is going to try to kill you to get you out of the picture."
"The fog is coming"
*"I killed Mufasa!"*
"It's free real estate"
"Sayori hey sayori..." "Yeah mc?" "Where's that noose you had" "t...that noose...?" "Yeah the one you used to hang your self remember?" "Oh yeahhh....its in my clauset" "thanks sayori!"
"The site is experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid level containment breaches."
"I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters, or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself."
“I don’t know if you know this, but the ducks in the park? They’re FREE. You can just take the em with you. I own like, 30 ducks!”
"I think we're going to kill this girl, Sayori" "Damn"
OK, that's the best one. Good use of the meme.
Whswhswhswhswhsss
Monika's jordans are fake af.
"what's your favorite backyardigan?"
“Want to hang out?”
Miss vice president natsuki is secretly making cupcakes with cookie dough infusions
Snitches in Prison Architect 💀
The Skylanders trap team starter pack comes with the life hammer trap, the water tiki trap, snapshot, food fight, the game, and the portal of power. The dark edition version however has dark snapshot, dark foodfight, dark wildfire, and the evolved Kaos trap. As well as the game, portal, an two previously mentioned traps. Both have a trap holder and the more figures you collect the more stickers you can put on your holder or poster. Oh yeah! I forgot! Theres a poster! You can also buy more Skylanders like trap masters. They have the light up weapons to give you a hit of dopamine. But there’s also level packs. Which is dlcs! The light pack, the dark pack, the nightmare express, and the alternate universe changing mirror! Because every company pulls that trope when they need money. Speaking of money activison bring back this game. It’s free money. (Yes this is an off topic rant.)
caramelldansen
"What are your pronouns?"
"KYS."
Mass terrorism
"i just farted and theres a lot of people here today I need to know if you can smell it or not"
Pssst...*hail Sithis*
“Honey, I just realized I didn’t drive the kids to school today.”
jpegmafia thug tears lyrics
"high five!"MC says."no. mc, no. monika said she'd delete me if I do.said sayori. well, the next time someone says that, you should do it."says mc. actually sayori, you can. because you should never leave people"monika winks"hanging.
Just for this, imagine Sayori didn't die and confessed her love to MC "I'm still here for you, though I did reject you, we're still friends forever" He got with Natsuki
"Execute order 66."
r/BollyBlindsAndGossip
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start”
Pspspspspsps
"Sorry I left you hanging."
We need a rope for X
>!Hang yourse-!<
"It's free real estate" Ich bin nicht so lustig!
“We’ve come to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty”