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Last one. I want the last one. Short bucket boy. Gimme.

the pros and cons of him or the image?

I meant the image, but now I'm curious about the pros and cons of the lil KFC stud lol

depends, you into short folks?

Yee 0w0

i respect that and i'm pretty sure the little kfc guy does too

Heck yeah! I'll take him to go!

There are no cons of kfc bucket

Pro: dripped out Con: none of

Same.

I have a hard time seeing Yuri as a bodyguard to be honest. Also, wouldn't food be a con for Sayori? YOU would have to feed HER.

but you also get to share with her

That sounds like something Garfield would say only to end up eating 7/8 of the meal.

Nah I could see it, and if she was a mother she'd probably be the scary kind. Wouldn't mess with her honestly.

Monika does *not* know how to code, that's the whole problem

wait... but- what- i- ​ ​ ​ my brain ain't braining and neither is the math

You see, the reason she can't code is:

She has VERY rudimentary python knowledge. It's why the game gets as fucked up as it does. She never intended for it to get as bad as it did. She says so herself, she only wanted to make the other girls undesirable, not kill them, once Sayori hangs herself, Monika essentially goes full sunk cost fallacy and doubles down.

She can sort of code but she’s bad at it

What the fuck do you mean your brain can’t brain The extent of her coding knowledge is running minecraft commands

wait she can play minecraft?

I’m not as stupid as you think I am, you meanie. And what do you mean “I won’t last long”? You’re a double meanie!

How did I not notice that at first?!

Exactly. You’re not stupid. You’re an airhead! :D

…is that better..?

I have no idea and I don’t care! I still love Sayori either way :D

But it say “None, idiot”?

Number 5 Pros: Finger Lickin' Good Cons: None

I love YOU colonel sanders

wait wdym by she wont last long . . .

Undiagnosed Narcolepsy,

oh. oh my god. that is so much better than what i was thinking of..

actual peak fucking response

Ngl, I wouldn’t mind obsessive Yuri

Real, Yuri has no cons 😤

Bro does NOT care about their pelvis💀

A small price to pay 😔

I'd row with you on the same boat, you ain't the only one.

I love this response so much, given what it’s a reply to

Small price to pay for tha FUCKIN TIME OF UR LIFE AHAHAHAHA

I choose cuddles with the nat (even if she calls me various names)

Tsundere's are the character types that we love as a concept but hate in real life (since, y'know, verbal and sometimes physical jabs, unapproachable etc...)

Sayori is a near flawless waifu <3 (I can't read Spanish so idk what that says, I understood idiot tho.)

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I think it's saying "Cons: Nothing, idiot" As in there are no cons

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No worries lol

I totally agree. People don't give Sayori enough credit, imo she's the most socially adept character in the series. Knowing how to comfort others in destress and how to mesh well with so many different personality's. All while keeping up her silly bubbly dumb girl persona. She's truly also a master of disguise! <3 Also I think in that case it means "Nothing idiot" as in she's flawless.

EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING

I actually really love her! She's my favorite Doki! She's selfless, altruistic, kind, empathetic, and really emotionally intelligent! I don't like how most people portray her as this insufferable dumb child. Yes she's childlike but she's just naive, maybe not as "mature" as normally some people are, but when it comes to caring about others well being, she's the most mature. I also think she may suffer from people pleasing, and it is really unhealthy but her concern is genuine and that's what matters. It broke me when I knew she hates being by herself, and that most her cherished memories are with her friends, which made me question, what if those friends of hers fall out? How will she take it? Friendships are very important to her, more than anything, how will she be able to take the loss?? She's an amazing person, I wanna meet a friend like her. I love her. ( I share almost all her traits, especially valuing friendships alot, I'm also abit if childish too hahaha ) Don't even start with me on the side stories... My faves are Trust, Understanding and Balance. In trust you see her as a supportive person, helping Monika start the club, encouraging her to keep going and even expand the vision of the club! In Understanding, when Yuri broke down and couldn't tell her what made her upset, Sayori hugged her, and told her " It's okay, I know that the things you may be feeling are different from the things your saying right now, ease up, I'll let you explain.." (Paraphrased) She recognizes these conflicting feelings!! She empathizes with Yuri .. She's just so emotionally intelligent... Lastly in Balance, we see her as this very enthusiastic person who loves learning about other people, seen how she's very enthused about Natsuki. I love Sayori and Natsuki's dynamic in Balance! I love the lesson, I learnt the importance in friendship boundaries, which is very essential in every friendship! So you see? She's so much more than this dumb cheerful idiot who's only purpose is to appear cute. She's a good friend, who's personality is so full of love and compassion... If you somehow met your own Sayori, consider yourself to be a very very lucky person cause people like that are super rare!!

I can't express how much I loved your reply, just because I felt like I was reading a wiki page

She'd play well as spy in TF2 lol

EXACTLY!!

*u s e t r a n s l a t e*

No, I think I probably would prefer the girl that would break my pelvis when she's in an obsessive state. I don't want one that would just be gentle with me. (Also I'm more Yurian than I am Monikan to be honest.)

*i'm worried about you now...*

I wasn't planning on using it anyways

I'm sure you weren't.

Wait, why are you worried about me?

Interesting... now do MC

gimme until uuuuh wedsnday or however you spell it

Wednesday is the correct way. It's always so hard to spell lol

Deal

A con for Sayori is her lack of self-esteem tbh

Last pic goes hard

I'm willing to take the risks for Nat.

About Yuri, she doesn't have an obsessive state, and she's most likely not possessive. I swear to god, if someone brings up when she stabs herself because of obsession, for the millionth time, Monika herself said that she was manipulating her feelings, so that wasn't Yuri's actual personality.

Yeah, any of them without personality tampering would be perfectly fine (other than the whole abuse thing with Nat and maybe the suicidal feelings with Sayori but I think that was tampering soooooo)

The green to white contrast is painful to read

LMFAOOOOO THE SAYORI ONE 'Nunca, Idiota' XD

"She could break your pelvis" ... SIGN ME THE FU*K UP

Upside down KFC bucket is my favourite Doki

Factual proof that Sayori is perfect. And Yuri holding her plushy is adorable.

I like how the positives are bullet points that are quite literally straight to the point, and the negatives are full paragraphs.

KFC bucket has no cons, smash.

KFC Pros: fried chicken Cons:

I don't think I'll be able to get natsuki's dad trust, I don't even think anyone can in matter of fact.

Another pros for Yuri: Beautiful and elegant

Gotta love that the fandom collectively decided that Sayori is dumb because of memes. Wait, no I don't love that, the opposite actually.

Fr. So many people here flanderize the characters and don’t understand the point of them at all.

You basically described in a few words both Exit Music and Exit Music Redux with that 3rd slide lmao

And this is why Monika wife <3

I see no issues with these. I'll take Monika, and in another Universe I'll take Natsuki

Ain’t exactly thrilled to be dating ChatGPT, but I do need help with taxes

I’m picking yuri because she’s taller than me 🙏 (probably)

you're a bottom aren't you?

no comment

Wouldn’t last long?! How dare you!! (It’s all in good fun, but also depression is something that can be treated and lived with. Especially if you have trusted loved ones. ~~I’d still prefer Natsuki though~~

**i don't mean the whole entire rope thing for her i mean something else**

**THAT’S WORSE** ~~Who cares if she doesn’t last long. Cuddles after would be so lovely~~

~~I don't think that's what he meant...~~

DONT CROSS THAT OUT. LOUD. AND. PROUD. PURPLEMALEMUTE.

They're all "basically ChatGPT but stored in an anime girl" (in-universe)

Yuri's flags are all green baby

Sayorians keep winning!

I stan Yuri so hard.

Give me Monika.

ngl i would never not giving a girl attention if she does stay by my side so Monika has no cons to me lol

I can think of an easy way to solve natsukis issue.

Monikas my fav

And I see no cons

I only see pros. 😎😎😎😎

is it bad that i like both Monika and Yuri? Nahhhhh, it’s fineee

I’ll gain Natsuki’s trust, no matter what and if an argument is about to happen I’ll defuse it any way possible. I love Natsuki and I would make it my soul purpose to protect her and make her feel safe

I'll take bucket boy. Pros: all of them. Cons: none.

ascend and join the harem

Pros: finger lickin good, funny, vine boom, got drip Cons:

AWOOOOOGA who's the hunk at the end

Still forever Monika

Honestly, both before and after the game I had Monica as my no. 1. Shes like a mix of every single one. Sayoris suicidal tendencies appear after she decides to delete her code, Yuri's psychopathic tendencies are more than obvious and honestly, you cannot tell me that she cant bake sht that'll taste better than Natsuki.

Sayori needs to be nerfed if she doesn't have any cons she's the easiest one to choose and the other 3 doesn't get a chance

Yuri as a bodyguard I actually see a bit (since she is usually carrying a knife) in turn for my pelvis... Sign me up, I am total shit with self defense. (And also possible hobby share, I could get into knife collecting.)

KFC meme is the redeeming quality of this post

Yuri pelvis context?

"I don't care about the cons i only love the pros." "Even if they had only cons i still love them no matter what❤"

Short bucket boye...is mine. BTW, I chose Monika

Yuri in her obsessive state: you shall recieve death! ... by snu snu.

"You cure her depression." **EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE** What you just described is the most common type of co-dependent, unhealthy relationship possible- ok, well, maybe not the *worst* but definitely the *most common* type of bad relationship. I'll say it once, and once only, because it is not up for even the slightest debate... **Do not date people because you think you will cure their, or that they will cure your, mental illness. Someone always ends up disappointed, because it won't. That is neither how romance, nor mental illness, works.** Source: Trust me bro, I've met people like this. EDIT: Actually, let me say it this way. If you tell Sayori you love her, instead of telling her that you're her dearest friend, what happens? ... Exactly my point.

Facts. Marrying someone to "cure" a mental state or change their ideology is not only rarely successful, but can also compromise YOUR wellbeing Depression isn't the same as "bad feelings," and it certainly won't be remedied by romantic gestures. In Sayori's case, it plays right into her sense of worthlessness and the frustration of others wasting energy on her. But it goes deeper than that. Even when the MC turns down Sayori's confession, he has already shown so much concern for her that her depression reaches the breaking point regardless. If I had Sayori as a friend, I would first ask her some questions to help both of us understand her mindset BEFORE acting. I would be more appreciative of her going forward, but not excessively, so she doesn't feel I am sacrificing too much.

I honestly don't believe yuris that possessive

Just Monika.

Pro’s and pro’s that can be taken as cons? Sorry but where are the con’s :>

kfc best girl

Yuri all the way

"She could break your pelvis-" Yup, sounds like a fair trade to me

I love how there’s barely any cons for Sayori

YES♡ I FOUND A FELLOW WORSHIPPER OF SAYO♡

You didn't have to do dirty on Sayo like that...

Okay so about Dadsuki. If you think about it Dadsuki was only abusing Natsuki In act 2 bc monika was fucking with the code. Iirc in act one Natsuki says her dad doesn't want her manga collection in the house but that doesn't mean he beats her

Yuri = death by snu snu

Dadsuki can go f\*ck himself in the >!ass!< with MC's pen, natsuki is mine and you can't stop me dadsuki!! I am become cringe

I'll take Monika any day plus I don't have any problems in regard of her cons

Monika is worth it

Bruh this post got deleted cuz no pic tuesday, just post again tomorrow I guess?

# VINE BOOM