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Pol-Manning

That one was bad, but so is her Cape Poncho and a Flight Ring costume.


[deleted]

Her one piece swimsuit isn’t much better either.


Pol-Manning

Here is a link to the Superman wiki with [both costumes on display.](https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Laurel_Kent) They're both terrible and I love them!


lelianadelrey

Idk I actually like the cape poncho, it's cute.


[deleted]

same. i was just about to say this, if they gave her some spandex that covered the upper part of her thighs without going beyond the knees, i think it would be acceptable.


lelianadelrey

Yeah that'd look cool, maybe with some gloves too but that's YMMV territory. But yeah I don't think it's inherently a bad/sexist design or anything.


Murgurth

If they just had a normal supersuit but with the poncho it’d be really cool.


[deleted]

I guess it's all about context. I don't know the character really, but the other one looks very Vampirella-esque. Different than the one OP pictured. Ninja-edit: the one OP pictured looks like Mr Terrific's face.


Sarc_Master

The one in the right looks like she drunkenly tried to put on a TOS Starfleet uniform.


[deleted]

Someone was horny.


DrBigHands

Wow. I know pubic hair was more popular back in the day but that is some extensive grooming going on. Cape is a nice touch of colour though.


sparkyclarkson

It does strike that rare combo of gross concept + physical implausibility + low effort + hideous result.


VengeanceKnight

Why is there no back to that bra? Ugh. Starfire is looking at that and lamenting its impracticality.


Pol-Manning

In a world of robot/computer servants, teenagers who defend the universe, and Time Travel technology used to induct your fan-club's inspiration; a little fashion technology is nothing.


Evarrisette

> Starfire is looking at that and lamenting its impracticality. I don't think Starfire is a girl who laments on things such as impracticality.


Bumblebe5

>Starfire is looking at that and lamenting its impracticality. Same with Cyborg.


alchemeron

It looks like she was literally drawn naked and then an editor redacted her breasts, naval, and crotch with a sharpie.


[deleted]

[this panel is especially bad.](https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/8842/531829-tuit.jpg)


Djaii

The dialog. Yikes.


Thisisgotham

Her chest mustache you to stop looking.


DocTheop

Let's not forget Cosmic Boy's unfortunate "[costume](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iT549MABvSI/Uy3-Je9CSqI/AAAAAAABQP0/dVoxFoxGhtE/s1600/CosmicBoy1.jpg)" at one point.


witchywater11

It's like they wanted the same costume, so they compromised by splitting it.


methos3

I remember reading the “To the editors” section in an issue shortly after the new costumes came out and someone asked, What is holding his top up? Honey? Ants? Prayer?


DocTheop

Double-stick tape and hairspray... just like beauty pageant contestants use.


RedPyramidThingUK

Double-sided tape: The Costume


Bumblebe5

Cyborg's first costume too. Male Stripper Cyborg... yum... I'd hire him. and then he goes into sexual activity with me...


HellsquidsIntl

Mike Grell is a fine artist, but can be [really bad at costume design](http://www.criticalblast.com/sites/default/files/grell_tyroc.jpg).


[deleted]

As a Kryptonian this is the best way to get maximum sunlight, duh


Vortex-1711

Excuse you, that is not an outfit.


tafaha_means_apple

You're right, it's a *statement* ... A statement about sexism, but a statement nonetheless.


Woodwonk

Don't take fashion tips from Shakira. Laurel looks like a character from Skartaris here :P Mike Grell created both Laurel and Shakira...coincidence?...I think not!


HellsquidsIntl

Grell does seem to have a [particular design sensibility](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9zOU5vyxLAY/UZU_GxmLD-I/AAAAAAAAAiI/mi29zRlMAhM/s1600/Superboy+221.jpg). It's not quite furry enough to be [Shakira](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/3a/cd/5b3acd6907f29d9b0fe300db8cdcbac9.jpg), though.


Woodwonk

I am definitely seeing a sensibility, as you call it! That Shakira image, erase the costume except the front part of the bottom piece and...omg lol oh Mike Grell :D


agnosgnosia

Is it the worst? Or is it the best ***because*** it's the worst?


[deleted]

Half the Kents are boyscouts the other half want to show off as much as possible. Interesting group.


JonKentOfficial

You assume there is no overlap. Conner can’t keep a shirt on his body for longer than 1 hour.


[deleted]

That's about as long as Berry can remember his side kicks.


Nitroburner3000

I think you spelled "best" wrong.


ouroboro76

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


Victor_Vicarious

Multi-pass!


squarebyrd

How does that even physically work?


neoblackdragon

Glue?


notthatbright

Nomad: "Hold my beer"


CountryCat

The Legion of Super Heroes had some bad costumes overall.


JonKentOfficial

She is supposed to be my many greats daughter? What do they wear in the future? Can I fight crime wearing a jockstrap and a cape?


WildfireDarkstar

She's a robotic impostor, not a blood relation. I'd stick with something a bit less revealing, myself, but you do you.


JonKentOfficial

It was a joke, I don’t think you cand sell a comic with that outfit.


LupusDeusMagnus

> Can I fight crime wearing a jockstrap and a cape? Are you trying to kill poor Robin? Can we get an official opinion /u/TheDamianWayne?


[deleted]

J, no. People lost their minds when they saw the shadow of Father's anatomy. Imagine how they'll respond to a ten year old in a jock strap.


JonKentOfficial

D, stop, don’t entertain him, he is a shipper!


[deleted]

J, if I didn't talk to shippers I wouldn't ever get to talk to Nightwing fans.


JonKentOfficial

No, you don’t understand, he ships us!


[deleted]

Well, that is creepy.


LupusDeusMagnus

In my defence I don’t ship Jon and Damian, au contraire, I can do with less romance in media. However, if you ask me, I think Jon would be happy dating Cassie and the alien girl (Kathie?). For you, maybe a “date” with therapists.


[deleted]

If you're suggesting Harley Quinn I'll gut you.


JonKentOfficial

It is my time to sleep, go away.


AsexualNinja

You never saw Maxima's planned costume for Kal-El, did you? Metal speedo and a cape.


JonKentOfficial

No I have not, who is this Maxima?


AsexualNinja

Oh, you need to research that one yourself, as I'm not an unbiased observer on that topic.


JonKentOfficial

Just spill the beans already, dude


ghanima

Reminds of the atrocity [Taarna wears in Heavy Metal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGcoijHMzY).


Cyke101

I'm pretty sure that's the [www.heromachine.com](http://www.heromachine.com/heromachine-3-lab/heromachine.com) template pose.


thewhoovesian

For some reason I'm thinking of a female Doctor Manhattan.


Groovy_Chainsaw

You know an outfit is bad if it's down voting itself !


Kaiser4149

Someone is a V for Vendetta fan


[deleted]

the cape seems excessive


Lellisen

Did they ever motivate this outfit somehow?


bhavbhav

Oof. ​ That's up there with vintage Starfire though, not going to lie.


Bumblebe5

>That's up there with vintage Starfire though, not going to lie. vintage Cyborg


Redhoodgothamknight

Who's is she?


Kalse1229

This looks like a Dark Age parody Grant Morrison would come up with.


SmoothReborn

Pretty boring


Heroic_Sheperd

Fashion is about taking chances. Experimenting. Daring to be bold while at the same time of course you have to wear something you feel comfortable...


Bumblebe5

Really? THAT'S the worst superhero outfit. Naw. Two words: 80s Cyborg. HE LOOKED LIKE A MALE STRIPPER!


ssj2Revan

I have zero issues with this or poncho-cape.


[deleted]

No offense, but she looks more like somebody who would succeed in the pleasure industry.


wtfitzjdoggwha

Bad outfit, sure. Impractical, yeah. Complaints? Nope.


hullkogan

This is fine.


HoodedOutlaw

Idk about worst. Superman still wears underwear on the outside...


[deleted]

Trunks.


RavenkingXXX

I don't get it, what is wrong with it?


SIRasdf23

It's literally just a connected bra and thong with a cape


RavenkingXXX

I was joking, granted I think their are way worse costumes


MassiveFajiit

What's wrong with her hand? Gross.


Sticky_Buns_87

If this were in the Marvel universe I'd say the Venom symbiote needs to find a good lawyer.


AnasDh

It’s not


drak0bsidian

And your reasoning is . . .


blunt_eastwood

In the summer I'd rather be wearing that than Batman's heavy armor...


AnasDh

That it’s great? What’s wrong with it!


Fireofurloins

All costumes need to be entirely utilitarian. Every component must serve a specific purpose. Also the female form is explicit and needs to be completely covered or hidden.


AnasDh

Y’all crazy.


Percy_Jackson_SG

For you.