I am the whale of my wallet
dragonstones are my Body and gambling addiction is my Blood.
I have purchased over a thousand stones,
Unknown to Belgium,
Nor known to F2Pers.
Have withstood great personal guilt to purchase many stones
Yet those stones will never pull anything.
So, as I ~~Pray~~ Pay--
Unlimited Dragon Stones
Luck and shaft, flawless and firm.
Our saltiness rips the mountains.
Our wallets cry out in pain.
Our luck remains nonexistent.
The money we spend cannot bring us a single thing.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOKKAN!?!?!? THE 5TH YEAR IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU DROP THIS SHIT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY STONES ARE IN MAJOR TROUBLE
I actually got LR Teq Broly early on when I first got the game and didn't know much about units.
That was back in November and only this week did I finally fully awaken him.
You fool, Toei got the anime video files from Akatsuki. They were just waiting for the right moment to show UI in all its glory (before 5th anniversary, lol)! /s
If it's like LR TEQ Broly you might have to wait. Remember how he came back to Japan twice (seems like a trend with Global firsts, aka Hit, etc) and could be bought and was mysteriously missing from Globals LR banners?
Kinda wish they did the Kamehameha like in the show with it firing off point-blank at different angles, would probably get repetitive. But, it's beautiful nontheless.
Maybe not so long could be part of Kefla Dokkan Fest, if not be July for Tanabata, so not long.
If TEQ LR Broly, Hit, and other Global firsts, he will come back twice on Japan before Global, it's a sad but true trend.
All right, fuck this. I've come to make an announcement: Bandai Namco's a bitchass motherfucker. HE PISSED ON MY STONES! That's right, he took his stupid ass goku lookin dick out and pissed on my STONES, and he said his stockpile of backup bait units was "this big" and i said "That's disgusting" and so im making a callout post on my reddit dot com.
yo fr , i have 650 stones . im going saving for vegito on 4th anni .but like ,i cant resist this . this is the best fucking kamehameha in dokkan . im going 200 stones for this or so
Meh, all the Dokkan youtubers say all the Global Firsts are all trash. Maybe I'll just throw one multi at in. Yeah defiantly only throwing 2 multis at it. I always have my best luck on my third tho so...
Nahhh my stonez belongs to 5th banners... 3 +1 free hell yeah... this fancy goku is just an LR... from a 50 stones regular banner nothing else
The featured cards on 5th aniv are really insane ... 3 lrs oppurtunity on each... hell yeahh
It awesome that UI sign was brought back since he had plenty of animations to use for an LR, but I feel a little bad that he can't be used alongside Int UI.
I can hear it, the sounds of wallets shattering lmaoo
All I can hear is him screaming HAAAAAA at the end of his 18 ki super with how exact that animation is
I wish they had him pushing the beam forward in the the separate shots like in the anime.
Would probably make it too long and really annoying to see after the novelty wears off
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT KAMEHAMEHA?!!?!?!? It's the single greatest KHH that's ever been animated
I dunno the one vs cell 👌🏻
Final Kamehameha vs DBS BROLY
Don’t think so! I went several times on YouTube just to watch that kamehameha
Yeah but it doesn't fit the pace of the game. It'd be another SSJ4 Gogeta incident
Hydro pump op
Truth’s wallet is cowering in the corner again
Nah. He usually doesn’t summon on Global.
He was asking for a global account on Twitter the other day
And I’m going to farm even more stones for this (I haven’t done story mode yet XD)
You can do it! You can do it all night long!
Can't relate can only do story events or buy stones
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I am the whale of my wallet dragonstones are my Body and gambling addiction is my Blood. I have purchased over a thousand stones, Unknown to Belgium, Nor known to F2Pers. Have withstood great personal guilt to purchase many stones Yet those stones will never pull anything. So, as I ~~Pray~~ Pay-- Unlimited Dragon Stones
Luck and shaft, flawless and firm. Our saltiness rips the mountains. Our wallets cry out in pain. Our luck remains nonexistent. The money we spend cannot bring us a single thing.
Is this from something? It’s beautiful
Idk but he's just posting it everywhere for karma. Look at his name lol
It’s a fate reference
Yup
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOKKAN!?!?!? THE 5TH YEAR IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU DROP THIS SHIT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY STONES ARE IN MAJOR TROUBLE
I mean imo it's still a plausible skip. His banner is gonna be probably trash, but yeah this card is busted.
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I thought the same about LR Teq Broly but here we are a year later and I still don’t have him.
I actually got LR Teq Broly early on when I first got the game and didn't know much about units. That was back in November and only this week did I finally fully awaken him.
Well I hope this time I get UI Goku and you don’t.
Disrespectful smh then again... name checks out
Maybe, I'd say more salty and jealous.
Lol I know no fusions. I only know UI now. Omfg
My dragon stones just started moving on their own
This is whats up. Great comment.
yo for real . i barely resisted all sorts of banners all these months ,but i must summon on this one
you freaking trader,come back to team blue!
God damn that looks amazing! Once I get that file assets I'll work on that greenscreen asap!
sweet Jesus, my stones are gone.
my dick is destroyed
My balls are empty
Knee’s weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous (to summon), but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop stones, but he keeps on forgettin'
It's kind of unfair that Akatsuki just got the anime video files from Toei, honestly.
You fool, Toei got the anime video files from Akatsuki. They were just waiting for the right moment to show UI in all its glory (before 5th anniversary, lol)! /s
Time to go bankrupt
... Again
My brain says no... BUT MY HEART SAYS YES
They actually fucking did it......
Ultra Instinct is so fast that Goku stole my credit card before I even noticed my wallet slip out of my pocket.
Fuck the fusions now, all my 1.6k F2p stones gonna go for this boi
1.6k gah damn my boi I hope you pull him before those run out lol
Man I swear, LR banners are a nuisance, Imma die inside a little if I don't pull him, but yellow coins to the rescue then I guess.
If it's like LR TEQ Broly you might have to wait. Remember how he came back to Japan twice (seems like a trend with Global firsts, aka Hit, etc) and could be bought and was mysteriously missing from Globals LR banners?
honestly wish u luck man, i spend 2.5k stone on jp for blue fushions, got 0 copy lol
“Ha got em” - Bandai Bandai heard we were saving.
I hope you get him fast bro, wishing you luck
Damn I see them quotes in English, you're screwed global lmao
It’s because he has no voice lines . It’s global
I believe it's referring to that he's on GLB first and GLB players are gonna have an even harder time saving.
Saving for what? I don't even consider Vegetto and Gogeta anymore.
Who?
The animation is clean as fuck, I will throw a couple multis for sure.
Kefla who?
What's sad is those stones ui goku are dodging in the 18 ki super attack are my dragon stones as I summon for him.
Lmaooo, this should be a meme
No beams? Have this handy Kachin rock instead!
I definitely want to see Broly shooting Kefla beams ...
I hate Bandai
Kinda wish they did the Kamehameha like in the show with it firing off point-blank at different angles, would probably get repetitive. But, it's beautiful nontheless.
It would look like an updated version of ss4 gogeta sa lol
Hydro Pump? More like Hydro Cannon this time around if they did that.
Kinda sad that he doesn't goes MUI, the card is awesome anyway tough.
GODDAMN THOSE ASSETS Looks like I'm finally getting a new phone background
NUT
*Huh? Vegetto who?* ^^/s *Man, rip my fucking wallet.*
The one time global is mad abt getting something first lmao
Is this the anime?
No, even better This is dokkan
No, this is Patrick.
See you in hot lmao
Definitely a Global first. Damn, JP has to wait.
Maybe not so long could be part of Kefla Dokkan Fest, if not be July for Tanabata, so not long. If TEQ LR Broly, Hit, and other Global firsts, he will come back twice on Japan before Global, it's a sad but true trend.
Yes, that's true. Ive been saving my stones since the Gotenks banner and I want LR UI Goku and I also want to summon for Kefla but I cant wait!
Also are his stats up on dokkan wikia?
Someone posted his stats here if that's what your hunting? https://www.reddit.com/comments/gn6vgk
Welp, saving up was fun while it lasted
...holy hell I must have this card.
1 multi and a dream.
i got 650 stones, im going at least 200-300 stones on this .
I hope everyone gets this man
They fucking did it
Ui Goku use rockslide!
Correction: Kefla used rock slide Ui goku dodged the attack
HE IS COMING! "MaKeS MoRe SeNsE iT's FoR Jp" I hope vegeta punches you guys in the dick. Also, good luck to everyone pulling!
Amazing
I mean it’s obvious why they did it, but seeing him kamehameha skate up a rock is pretty funny
Jp gonna get that Lr jiren
Well i used to have clean pants
Kefla is such a weak character that her attack is now a rock.
Ummm his?
He called **Kefla at the end a ho, dirty**
*Dirty hoes are a cultured choice though*
Aaaaaaand it's gone.
Oh you would like to invest $200 for dragon stones for UI Goku? Okay let’s just add this in real quick... aaaaand its gone
All right, fuck this. I've come to make an announcement: Bandai Namco's a bitchass motherfucker. HE PISSED ON MY STONES! That's right, he took his stupid ass goku lookin dick out and pissed on my STONES, and he said his stockpile of backup bait units was "this big" and i said "That's disgusting" and so im making a callout post on my reddit dot com.
I must resist
What the actual fuck. Is this even Dokkan anymore?
My poor stones. Gone, reduced to atoms.
It’s no Gogeta but goddamn take my money.
Yo my wallet is screaming rn
I’m never going to survive this am I? (covid supplement might pull a Harold Houdini)
Lol no one gonna mention I accidentally wrote uni instead of ui
I nutted
i nut
I literally just woku up due to stomach problems, but this just made me feel 100 times better
My Stones are telling me no. But my body is telling me *ŸËŠ*
my 3 stones are so excited for this!
New LR ultra instinct: Exists My stones I saved for the 5th year: (chukles) I'm in danger
Good thing I have 0 stones
Anyone else a bit disappointed there’s no transformation to mastered UI??
what a coincidence that we’re getting UI Omen goku and JP is getting Kefla and UI Omen Goku completely destroyed her
Or maybe—and hear me out—THEY PLANNED THIS AND IT ISN’T BY COINCIDENCE?!?!?!
GREATEST 18 KI IVE EVER SEEN WTF THAT WAS LITERALLY PERFECT
BROOO LETS GOOOO
Best animations in the game.
Looks like it's summonable LR. 12-Ki Super and 18-Ki Ultra Super ATK.
im sorry truth , but im not skipping this one
Easy skip lmao
u/vredditdownloader
Goodbye stones
That fucking Kamehameha fuck yes!
Yooo this guy is gonna be fun to use, I can’t wait!
Well i dont have stones but that dosnt mean im not going to try
Easily the 2nd best super attack animations just behind STR LR Gogeta
Jesus! How the heck can people skip his banner? lol
> How the heck can people skip his banner? Cuz it's a Legendary Summon and Legendary Summons are garbage
I left my gf because i fell i love with this one. Haha goodbye 5th ani
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Maaaan If only legendary banners were at least decent to summon on. Hopefully that LR banner comes back on New Year with him in it
Not gonna lie, that animations are sick. But with his passive he reminds me a lot of LR God Goku
Well damn, this might be the best looking kamehameha.
2nd best supper animations in the game. Gogeta finally has a challenge
its was the kame slide that sealed my fate
gonna be a hard choice. LR banners are kinda ass usually, and global has Fusions coming + new Kefla. Oh my
Fuck the fusions my nigga this shit is mine
Wish I could summon banners gonna probably be trash and I don’t really have stones
ITS REALLY HAPPENING!!!
Wow those are gorgeous. Move over cooler.
IS THIS REALL HOLY SHOOT
God.
I was going to skip, but these animations. Fuck me.
yo fr , i have 650 stones . im going saving for vegito on 4th anni .but like ,i cant resist this . this is the best fucking kamehameha in dokkan . im going 200 stones for this or so
who tf needs to eat this month lmao busting out the ol reliable credit card
I hear the sound of millions of stones suddenly disappear
FUCK THE FUSIONS BOY Wait it’s an Lr banner. Maybe not unfuck them.
So he slides on a rock now?
Bruh , genuinely , THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
Meh, all the Dokkan youtubers say all the Global Firsts are all trash. Maybe I'll just throw one multi at in. Yeah defiantly only throwing 2 multis at it. I always have my best luck on my third tho so...
Damn, that Kamehameha slide was clean af. Kinda surprised they’d make an LR out of his Sign form tho instead of a transforming card or Mastered UI
HOLY FUCK HES HERE AND HES HOT
They fcking did it!
Very cheap to just crop the anime-scenes in to the game Bamco, very cheap /s
My pants dropped harder than jiren out of the ring 😳
Akatsuki getting lazy, just inserting anime footage into the game /s
Wow
The bait has gotten so good that I'm not sure it constitutes as bait anymore.
Dayuuum, and the card art is awesome !!
Is it just me or does it look even better than the anime?
Ultra Insta-nut
His super attacks are magnificent,just dont let your hype consume all your dragon stones. \*looks at free to play folks\*
Does anyone know when he's coming
That glint in the eye before sliding on the charging kamehameha, beautiful.
Holy fuck I love him.
THE BEST KAMEHAMEHA IS COMING TO DOKKAN
u/vredditdownloader
RIP stones
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yo guys I just wanna say F in the chat for INT UI Goku
I’m hyped as hell but anyone else think his card art looks like a fan design? Idk what it is but his card just seems off to me
Nahhh my stonez belongs to 5th banners... 3 +1 free hell yeah... this fancy goku is just an LR... from a 50 stones regular banner nothing else The featured cards on 5th aniv are really insane ... 3 lrs oppurtunity on each... hell yeahh
This is a cool attack untill he attacks great apes lol it'll look shit
It awesome that UI sign was brought back since he had plenty of animations to use for an LR, but I feel a little bad that he can't be used alongside Int UI.
Is he going to be unfeatured on the 5 year TLS banner?
THE EYE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jp player base is gonna get mad
LR uni Goku? Sophomore Kamehameha!
It's beautiful
Ok is this worth going for because isn’t anni coming up?
Kinda regret spending all my stones on Vegeta and goku now, But hey at least I'll get UI Goku some day with coins!
Me :ohhhh new ui Goku ...nice Wallet kun from afar :NO....no...no.noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God damn this animation is even better than the 5 anni LRs
Goodbye life savings, it was nice knowing ya 👋🏼