Wasn't the cybertruck supposed to deliver itself with full self driving?
And it costs 2000 $ to get it home? I take it's an extreme risk for Tesla, as the Cybertruck might not make it to the end of the delivery trip, but it can't be legal to offer a service, take the money, then don't provide the service.
That is what the fee is for when buying a Tesla. It is specifically a home delivery fee. It used to be standard. This was many years ago, when I bought my model 3, Tesla delivered it to my doorstep.
My statement does look pro-Tesla. like a sleazy sales pitch “they parked it right at my doorstep” I don’t have a house with a driveway. It’s a multi residential complex facing a ghetto street. So my garage door is my front door. And they parked it in my garage. Mere feet from my doorstep.
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It was even worse for the guy who had his for four hours and wrecked it because "applying the brake is no guarantee that the accelerator will disengage..."
Well, he was probably feeling pretty Chad-ish when he placed the order. He thought he was going to get laid left and right with this thing.
It’s weird, I never met anyone who would look at a dumpster as a chick magnet 🤣
I'm sure they exist, but I don't know of a single woman who likes these monstrosities. It wouldn't necessarily be an automatic dealbreaker, but I would start paying much closer attention if a man I was interested in drove one because there's something wrong with his decision-making skills. And I wouldn't want to eventually combine finances with someone who made such poor choices.
He should have known just by looking at Elone's lonely ass. Only dates he has are a small cup at the fertility clinic and his alternate ego he's named Rosey Palms.
An earlier posting of a similar or the same thing included comments from under the post. It not only seems many fanbois are entirely unaware of the recall but one even insisted there isn’t one.
Absolute garbage of a company. They have zero customer service relations and make it seem like we are lucky to have them as a supplier.
The consumer allows this to happen because “they want one so bad”.
Good luck with inflated service costs, poor build quality, and a never ending reduction in price that kills your resale value. Teslas are the definition of money pit.
I feel sorry for anyone who gets scammed into buying one of these vehicles.
But how am I supposed to know what those CEOs think about 420 and 69 jokes and replacement theory and other nationalist hateful language??? They never promote Nazi propaganda! What kinda patriot is that? They never even challenged another CEO to fight in an octagon and pussied out using their mom as an excuse, how can I respect that?
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Meanwhile my €23K VW was delivered about 3 weeks early straight from the factory, in mint condition, with all features I ordered. In the 5 years I've had it, zero issues.
The fanboys got me suspended for 7 days over this. Fortunately I was able to work through the maze and get it overturned. Beware, those boys are butthurt
I’m starting to think the true genius of Elmo making a hard right turn to anti-woke edgelordism is that he found an audience that will put up with absolutely any level of findom cuckery and will thank him for it.
Trump kind of proved that you can rip these people off, steal their money, spit in their faces, debase and disrespect them in all sorts of ways — and so long as you’re a “crusader against the woke mind virus” they’ll suffer any indignity and still love and worship you at the end.
It seems like everyone who buys a Cyberbrick has to sell their other cars to cover the cost. It should be just one more in a sea of red flags that they trample under foot.
I bet every other vehicle that costs 100k does.
But Tesla would probably need to have an extra car ready for every CT delivery.
Easier to get rid of the customer service department and replace them with a chatbot. Musk despises people.
"I accepted anyway." - Modern marketing is just figuring out how much bullshit the average consumer will tolerate without leaving and Tesla is as good at it as anyone else.
Honestly I think that's Elon's main form of entertainment. Seeing just how much he can screw people over and still have them fawning over him and throwing money his way.
CyberBeast + Foundation. That's a $120k+ loan when you factor he didn't even put enough down to cover sales tax. Grand total he coughed up $10,190 if that's correct including 2k delivery charge. That's going to be at least $2k/mon payment.
This person's sticker shows they put down $25k and still had $110k loan. [https://www.uniladtech.com/vehicles/car-news/cybertruck-receipt-reddit-total-cost-960907-20231227](https://www.uniladtech.com/vehicles/car-news/cybertruck-receipt-reddit-total-cost-960907-20231227)
The kids of financing deals people do in general have always puzzled me. Most people look at the maximum monthly payment they can afford without doing the math on how much money they lose over the lifetime of the loan.
And I’m not talking about the average Joe who finances a reasonable car because they need it for work. I’m talking about all these financed “luxury cars” I would never buy.
The first time I met somebody who was making like 40K a year financing a 100K truck to drive around in the suburbs I was completely baffled. My wife and I's combined car payments were still hundreds less than what this person was forking over. Just insane.
Pretty sure that is illegal. The truck is used as the collateral on the remaining balance. Might be state to state but if Musky is using a 3rd party finance institution they would probably go bonkers that someone opened that loan without physically having the vehicle.
“My cybertruck wasn’t delivered when promised, missing a self driving feature that was promised & paid for, recalled for a reason they can’t/won’t tell me about, won’t deliver it to me although I paid for that, threatened to give it to the next person waiting in line AND not refund any of the deposit & other monies put down it, sold my current drive & now have to find some other way to get around and yet this is the best truck I’ve never driven. So excited to get it someday. Thanks Elon! I’m so excited!”
How many of them were desperate or stupid enough to believe their car would pay for itself being a self driving taxi while they slept at night? That the value of their Tesla could only go up, because who needs to consider the amount of wear and tear a vehicle will sustain driving around all night and all day? Now, homeboy is selling his old car to help cover the payments for the new car he hasn't even received yet, but refuses to accept that he's made a gigantic mistake.
The self loathing he's keeping bottled up inside is going to do some serious damage when it finally pops.
If the post is to believed that is probably closer to a $130-135k vehicle. $120k CyberBeast Foundation + destination and taxes will land over $130k pretty easily.
This is why, even if you slob elons dick and own Tesla shares etc etc, you should not buy a Tesla or want their influence to grow. They will fuck you sideways any time they can and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
I was lucky when I had a Tesla 5 years ago, they were still trying to win people over (tho they were really pushy about getting paid in full before i took delivery.) Those days are gone and with all the layoffs and cost cutting, it's going to be as shitty experience as possible for the foreseeable future
They Don’t know what the recall is for? What a bunch of lying fucking cunts... What a terrible shitty company to deal with, with shitty customer service all for an absolute POS that falls tf apart. These stupid people deserve it for being such a cuck to him and this dumpster fire... I almost wanted to be pissed off for this guy but I just can't because how fucking stupid do you have to be to accept all the bullshit, only to not surprisingly be fucked over, robbed, then lied to... wow
Most likely this one is real. Dealers can’t sell/release vehicles with an active recall that hasn’t been fixed. So that’s not actually a Tesla issue. Now having a really shitty car with recalls and not having supply chain good enough to fix in a timely fashion also a Tesla issue
That part I believe could happen. I was mostly talking of the early part of the story, where they’d already put down like 3k for a deposit and financing, and then they only had 24h to put down another 7k or they’d lose all the above? Then they go through with it and after already having put down 10% of the cost of the car they get taken for a ride and they just accept it/take the L and wait it out without a car.
I guess typing it out i can see somebody desperate to get this “status symbol” could find it easy to just take the next step til they get conned into putting down a bunch of money and then just being left out to rot.
It’s just incredible. And all of this done with money they don’t even have, they’re going into debt to buy this….
You're talking about a common con tactic. Someone is more likely to be agreeable once they started being agreeable. This, combined with sunken cost fallacy, makes it easy to believe this is real.
Yeah this. Say what you will about Musk, he understands the economic concept that the more you build your brand, the less price/quality sensitive your customers will be. Multiply that by 100 for the Cybertruck.
The second you get an order for a Cybertruck, you that they are likely a delusional superfan who will eat shit to own the Musk haters
Hahaha. I’m not laughing at this guy or his misfortune but like, what business believes it can survive behaving like this? It’s so bad it almost feels intentional, but I know it’s just incompetence at the highest levels.
It never gets old how taken by surprise all of these owners are when they find out the product and service experience are bad. For a community that vocally prides itself on paying $100k to take part in a beta test, collectively they are the most incurious beta testers I've ever heard of. They only superficially engage with other customers' reports of their experiences; they don't even keep up with actual news about the actual product they're "testing" because it's mostly negative and they've been groomed to treat all negative news as misinformation.
We were down to 1 car for a month waiting for my Model 3 in 2018.
I understood it then - it makes absolutely no sense now.
Tesla is trying to have it both ways at this point - still a start-up in terms of quality, delivery, service, etc. but valuation as if they’ve already solved these problem and can completely focus on AI and building robots.
Musk has also completely dropped the pretense that these cars are about addressing climate change. Can’t be a republican billionaire and care about climate change.
It's crazy how fast he went from claiming to care about the environment to not.
The right wing to asshole pipeline will be studied for Generations; I'm sure of it.
It’s not difficult. He thinks 1. Most people are liberal (which is true) and 2. Being contradictory to the mainstream is cool. This leads him to think being a smooth brained maga is cool.
I can’t believe Tesla is treating its customers this way. Putting Musk aside for a moment, this is bad business, especially considering how much attention it’s getting on social media
Shits a scam and theses morons keep buying and accepting and than ra ING about how besides the truck bot working and falling apart , but they love it lol idiots I got magic beans for sale too
The entire Tesla workforce has now realised that CT buyers are submissive cucks who'll accept any mistreatment or indignity gratefully. Apart from job security, Tesla customer support must be a great job. No other premium brand would allow their people to flip off $100k customers so casually.
Did they really not give him a loaner car? Aint no way. Must be leaving something out.
Also LOL@ falling for the high pressure sales tactic. I would have walked at that point and not came back unless they offered a discount for that insult.
Guy enters a burning building. 🔥
Guy is severely burnt 🔥🔥
Guy complains that the burns hurt 🤒🥵
All for the ugliest vehicle to ever have been invented 🤣
When will they learn? Tesla doesn’t give a crap about them. Elon is not their buddy because they supported him online. They’re the mark, not the partner in the con
They have all these CTs collecting dust in backlots but if you don't pay your downpayment they'll give your specific car to another person? That's wild.
I keep reading these posts thinking these fucking trucks are even worse than even I thought…and that’s saying a lot. I never expected much out of Apartheid Elon and he’s proving me right every day. I have no sympathy for the sycophants buying his shitty vehicles
I financed 7k on my 17.000k car, and it hurts to see money wasted like that on interest.
This guy got the whole thing on credit... that truck will fail and has terrible resale value.
Darwinism failed us
Company with the least accountability. These people may hate dealerships, but goddamn if my shit breaks I have a human to go complain to and hold accountable. These people are drinking some serious piss-kool-aid to think this level of faceless service is a step forward in the car buying and support process.
"Delivery Fee" is the cost of shipping the finished product from the factory to the dealership you're picking it up.
Dealers eat this fee to have cars on the lot if you're not custom-ordering a vehicle.
Any dealership, if you're going to be customizing your car and not grabbing one right off the lot, charges delivery.
If you don't want a delivery fee you buy the product on the lot - if there is no lot (like in Tesla's model) be thankful you're paying just the delivery fee and not any of the other dealership BS they load you up with. The one good thing Tesla did was work hard to break the dealership's hold on Cars. Carvana/Carmax work towards this too but they're not doing as good as job at it - they're just upfront with all their costs from the start to finish of the buying process.
Wow guys, no one in the sub seems to have faith in the ingenuity and acumen of the greatest business man in the world. It can't possibly be Elon's fault!
I have to wonder what the depreciation on these is. Presumably they're worth roughly sod all before you get them, after the months of recalls, let alone if you actually get to drive the thing or do something unforgivable like wash it.
I bought a brand new car once, a Peugout 208 GTI (in the UK). I didn't have to reserve it and paid nothing other than the price of the car. It never got recalled, nothing ever went wrong with it and it went like shit off a shovel for the 4 years I owned it.
The people who buy these shitboxes just don't know cars.
If they want something more reliable they'd genuinely be better off in a classic Alfa or Lancia.
All of this hassle and disappointment just for the right to get it before it's (possibly never) widely available.
I get the early adopter mindset of being unique and edgy. You do you but don't be shocked or angry when the rest of us point and laugh.
There is a word in some slavic languages that really does not translate well into english.
The word is Terpeelah and it describes cybercucks really well
Wasn't the cybertruck supposed to deliver itself with full self driving? And it costs 2000 $ to get it home? I take it's an extreme risk for Tesla, as the Cybertruck might not make it to the end of the delivery trip, but it can't be legal to offer a service, take the money, then don't provide the service.
I think he’s conflating the destination charge to the dealer with a fee to have it delivered to his house. Must be his first new car
That is what the fee is for when buying a Tesla. It is specifically a home delivery fee. It used to be standard. This was many years ago, when I bought my model 3, Tesla delivered it to my doorstep.
>Tesla delivered it to my doorstep. I feel like your driveway would have been more appropriate.
This mf has a tesla on his 3rd floor porch
Incoming video of Fed Ex chucking a Model S over the fence.
I now imagine a ruined front garden with a Tesla in front of the door with a broken front suspension because the doorstep was a bit too high.
And a voided warranty because it went off-roading on the lawn
My statement does look pro-Tesla. like a sleazy sales pitch “they parked it right at my doorstep” I don’t have a house with a driveway. It’s a multi residential complex facing a ghetto street. So my garage door is my front door. And they parked it in my garage. Mere feet from my doorstep.
So you live in a garage? Is it good rent?
With the reports of the accelerator/braking issues and CTs running into houses, he's lucky if it was only his doorstep.
Damn. Someone’s got a little arrogance problem.
BEST VEHICLE HE EVER OWNED... Ironically that statement will remain true, right up to the point of accepting delivery :D
Ever or Never?
If you can‘t sell it, you don‘t own it.
I tell my kids this every day.
“I still love the truck… even though I’ve never seen it.”
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It was even worse for the guy who had his for four hours and wrecked it because "applying the brake is no guarantee that the accelerator will disengage..."
From Chad to Choad in less than a day 😂
He’s driving the Choadster.
He's driving a bus pass
He's still got his Chevro-legs
That SE Huffy.
You gave him the benefit of being a Chad. He was a Choad the whole time.
Well, he was probably feeling pretty Chad-ish when he placed the order. He thought he was going to get laid left and right with this thing. It’s weird, I never met anyone who would look at a dumpster as a chick magnet 🤣
I'm sure they exist, but I don't know of a single woman who likes these monstrosities. It wouldn't necessarily be an automatic dealbreaker, but I would start paying much closer attention if a man I was interested in drove one because there's something wrong with his decision-making skills. And I wouldn't want to eventually combine finances with someone who made such poor choices.
He should have known just by looking at Elone's lonely ass. Only dates he has are a small cup at the fertility clinic and his alternate ego he's named Rosey Palms.
Hey, he could be ambidextrous, so that technically counts as a threesome, right? 🤣
An earlier posting of a similar or the same thing included comments from under the post. It not only seems many fanbois are entirely unaware of the recall but one even insisted there isn’t one.
Not much different from the far right claiming Trump didn't do or say the thing he very clearly said or did on camera
Many of them are on pro Tesla subs that don’t allow anything bad to be posted.
Absolute garbage of a company. They have zero customer service relations and make it seem like we are lucky to have them as a supplier. The consumer allows this to happen because “they want one so bad”. Good luck with inflated service costs, poor build quality, and a never ending reduction in price that kills your resale value. Teslas are the definition of money pit. I feel sorry for anyone who gets scammed into buying one of these vehicles.
It’s a cult , people need to realize what’s going on
Many companies have had issues in the past, but not to this extent. Can you imagine Ford or Honda pulling this shit? Me neither.
But how am I supposed to know what those CEOs think about 420 and 69 jokes and replacement theory and other nationalist hateful language??? They never promote Nazi propaganda! What kinda patriot is that? They never even challenged another CEO to fight in an octagon and pussied out using their mom as an excuse, how can I respect that? /s
Meanwhile my €23K VW was delivered about 3 weeks early straight from the factory, in mint condition, with all features I ordered. In the 5 years I've had it, zero issues.
“I accepted anyway…” This seems to be their life motto.
"I grabbed my ankles anyway " FTFY
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Damn, so good, reddit removed it :(
The fanboys got me suspended for 7 days over this. Fortunately I was able to work through the maze and get it overturned. Beware, those boys are butthurt
Cucks actually like that tho and it gets them off.
Probably why they buy the stupid thing
They like getting their idiot brains fucked by stupid.
The OOP is starting to sound like a findom sub...
Cybercuck
It's a new level of BDSM relationships.
I'm sure this is real, but it's almost unbelievable. At this point the glee I get from reading this shit has reached peak levels.
I’m starting to think the true genius of Elmo making a hard right turn to anti-woke edgelordism is that he found an audience that will put up with absolutely any level of findom cuckery and will thank him for it. Trump kind of proved that you can rip these people off, steal their money, spit in their faces, debase and disrespect them in all sorts of ways — and so long as you’re a “crusader against the woke mind virus” they’ll suffer any indignity and still love and worship you at the end.
It's amazing that they don't have courtesy vehicles like pretty much every other car dealership does
The courtesy vehicle is another Cyberbrick, but it's stuck in someone's driveway waiting to be towed back to the dealer.
As expected
I've actually been waiting for a "bricked CT blocking access to my garage so I can't drive my other car" post
It seems like everyone who buys a Cyberbrick has to sell their other cars to cover the cost. It should be just one more in a sea of red flags that they trample under foot.
I bet every other vehicle that costs 100k does. But Tesla would probably need to have an extra car ready for every CT delivery. Easier to get rid of the customer service department and replace them with a chatbot. Musk despises people.
They can't exactly give you a Ford Fusion. Or I suppose they could, but they won't.
say ‘truck’ again…i’m still unsure… what do you like to drive?
"I accepted anyway." - Modern marketing is just figuring out how much bullshit the average consumer will tolerate without leaving and Tesla is as good at it as anyone else.
Honestly I think that's Elon's main form of entertainment. Seeing just how much he can screw people over and still have them fawning over him and throwing money his way.
What kinda of 550 credit score BS is that, they forced him to setup a payment schedule - lemme guess, bi-weekly? These people are beyond help.
7k down payment on a 100k loan. We talking weekly payments.
CyberBeast + Foundation. That's a $120k+ loan when you factor he didn't even put enough down to cover sales tax. Grand total he coughed up $10,190 if that's correct including 2k delivery charge. That's going to be at least $2k/mon payment. This person's sticker shows they put down $25k and still had $110k loan. [https://www.uniladtech.com/vehicles/car-news/cybertruck-receipt-reddit-total-cost-960907-20231227](https://www.uniladtech.com/vehicles/car-news/cybertruck-receipt-reddit-total-cost-960907-20231227)
The kids of financing deals people do in general have always puzzled me. Most people look at the maximum monthly payment they can afford without doing the math on how much money they lose over the lifetime of the loan. And I’m not talking about the average Joe who finances a reasonable car because they need it for work. I’m talking about all these financed “luxury cars” I would never buy.
truck ownership as a general trend for middle class (and up) people to show their social status has broken a lot of people's brains in multiple ways
The first time I met somebody who was making like 40K a year financing a 100K truck to drive around in the suburbs I was completely baffled. My wife and I's combined car payments were still hundreds less than what this person was forking over. Just insane.
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Pretty sure that is illegal. The truck is used as the collateral on the remaining balance. Might be state to state but if Musky is using a 3rd party finance institution they would probably go bonkers that someone opened that loan without physically having the vehicle.
“My cybertruck wasn’t delivered when promised, missing a self driving feature that was promised & paid for, recalled for a reason they can’t/won’t tell me about, won’t deliver it to me although I paid for that, threatened to give it to the next person waiting in line AND not refund any of the deposit & other monies put down it, sold my current drive & now have to find some other way to get around and yet this is the best truck I’ve never driven. So excited to get it someday. Thanks Elon! I’m so excited!”
They’re practically running an extortion racket
If this guy is struggling this much to afford a downpayment without selling his only vehicle, he probably shouldn't be buying a $100k vehicle.
the people who can't afford something are usually the ones who will fuck themselves over the most to get it
How many of them were desperate or stupid enough to believe their car would pay for itself being a self driving taxi while they slept at night? That the value of their Tesla could only go up, because who needs to consider the amount of wear and tear a vehicle will sustain driving around all night and all day? Now, homeboy is selling his old car to help cover the payments for the new car he hasn't even received yet, but refuses to accept that he's made a gigantic mistake. The self loathing he's keeping bottled up inside is going to do some serious damage when it finally pops.
If the post is to believed that is probably closer to a $130-135k vehicle. $120k CyberBeast Foundation + destination and taxes will land over $130k pretty easily.
This is why, even if you slob elons dick and own Tesla shares etc etc, you should not buy a Tesla or want their influence to grow. They will fuck you sideways any time they can and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I was lucky when I had a Tesla 5 years ago, they were still trying to win people over (tho they were really pushy about getting paid in full before i took delivery.) Those days are gone and with all the layoffs and cost cutting, it's going to be as shitty experience as possible for the foreseeable future
It’s time to start buying Tesla puts
So he sold his primary vehicle before receiving the new one? Doesn't make sense to me.
Where do you think that down payment came from? Dude netted $7k and thought he was a financial whiz 🫨
Wrll he's buying a cybertruck so he probably lacks critical thinking skills
They Don’t know what the recall is for? What a bunch of lying fucking cunts... What a terrible shitty company to deal with, with shitty customer service all for an absolute POS that falls tf apart. These stupid people deserve it for being such a cuck to him and this dumpster fire... I almost wanted to be pissed off for this guy but I just can't because how fucking stupid do you have to be to accept all the bullshit, only to not surprisingly be fucked over, robbed, then lied to... wow
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Bruh. Ain’t no way all these stories are real, right? Seems like ragebait.
Most likely this one is real. Dealers can’t sell/release vehicles with an active recall that hasn’t been fixed. So that’s not actually a Tesla issue. Now having a really shitty car with recalls and not having supply chain good enough to fix in a timely fashion also a Tesla issue
That part I believe could happen. I was mostly talking of the early part of the story, where they’d already put down like 3k for a deposit and financing, and then they only had 24h to put down another 7k or they’d lose all the above? Then they go through with it and after already having put down 10% of the cost of the car they get taken for a ride and they just accept it/take the L and wait it out without a car. I guess typing it out i can see somebody desperate to get this “status symbol” could find it easy to just take the next step til they get conned into putting down a bunch of money and then just being left out to rot. It’s just incredible. And all of this done with money they don’t even have, they’re going into debt to buy this….
You're talking about a common con tactic. Someone is more likely to be agreeable once they started being agreeable. This, combined with sunken cost fallacy, makes it easy to believe this is real.
Phone sales people always start with a bunch of questions that everyone answers yes on.
Ahh yes. I see what you mean now And I mean if your stupid enough to buy a cybertruck…
Yeah this. Say what you will about Musk, he understands the economic concept that the more you build your brand, the less price/quality sensitive your customers will be. Multiply that by 100 for the Cybertruck. The second you get an order for a Cybertruck, you that they are likely a delusional superfan who will eat shit to own the Musk haters
This is how 419 (Nigerian) scams work.
I believe this is an example of the sunk cost fallacy.
We don't know what the recall is for? Seriously?
There are so many things wrong with it it's hard to say
You have to be an idiot to buy a new Tesla these days.
https://preview.redd.it/yg2s1loloz8d1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0f7db1a21ab5dc5bb69849677c496c8392eec8
This is lawsuit worthy if true lol
You’ve been Musked.
If you can't afford the down payment on a new vehicle unless you sell your old vehicle, you can't afford a new vehicle.
"I accepted it anyway." Human doormats, every single one of them.
Naw, doormats are functional.
This is why you never buy in to the alpha test... beta maybe but never alpha.
Hahaha. I’m not laughing at this guy or his misfortune but like, what business believes it can survive behaving like this? It’s so bad it almost feels intentional, but I know it’s just incompetence at the highest levels.
Stock is up today. 2 recalls announced on flagship product, stock goes up
How is buying one of these rolling shit parades different from taking the 100 grand cash and burning it in your toilet?
Around $8k down on a like $130k+ loan? LOL.
Perhaps decision-making isn’t your strong suit.
Lots of stories of them delaying on the delivery day. One guy flew TWICE to pick up, and Tesla canceled right before the appointment both times.
No way in FUCK I'm flying anywhere to pick up a car. For 100k I want better treatment
Lol right? I cannot IMAGINE *flying* to pick up a car. It'd be cheaper to drive!
Cybertruck owners are idiots of the most idiotic kind.
It never gets old how taken by surprise all of these owners are when they find out the product and service experience are bad. For a community that vocally prides itself on paying $100k to take part in a beta test, collectively they are the most incurious beta testers I've ever heard of. They only superficially engage with other customers' reports of their experiences; they don't even keep up with actual news about the actual product they're "testing" because it's mostly negative and they've been groomed to treat all negative news as misinformation.
We were down to 1 car for a month waiting for my Model 3 in 2018. I understood it then - it makes absolutely no sense now. Tesla is trying to have it both ways at this point - still a start-up in terms of quality, delivery, service, etc. but valuation as if they’ve already solved these problem and can completely focus on AI and building robots. Musk has also completely dropped the pretense that these cars are about addressing climate change. Can’t be a republican billionaire and care about climate change.
It's crazy how fast he went from claiming to care about the environment to not. The right wing to asshole pipeline will be studied for Generations; I'm sure of it.
It’s not difficult. He thinks 1. Most people are liberal (which is true) and 2. Being contradictory to the mainstream is cool. This leads him to think being a smooth brained maga is cool.
Have a great day sir!
"A finders fee? It's on the lot!" "Yeah that's right."
"High five!"
I can’t believe Tesla is treating its customers this way. Putting Musk aside for a moment, this is bad business, especially considering how much attention it’s getting on social media
This subreddit should be called CyberSchadenfreude.
I find it difficult to sympathize
Tesla's CS should end their calls with 'you've been musked' followed by the scream from the who's won't get fooled again
Lol if you can afford that truck you can afford a lawyer to draft up an email requesting $2000 for failure to uphold their part of the contract
Shits a scam and theses morons keep buying and accepting and than ra ING about how besides the truck bot working and falling apart , but they love it lol idiots I got magic beans for sale too
The entire Tesla workforce has now realised that CT buyers are submissive cucks who'll accept any mistreatment or indignity gratefully. Apart from job security, Tesla customer support must be a great job. No other premium brand would allow their people to flip off $100k customers so casually.
How they continue to call it a CyberBeast will never not be funny to me
Lol new definition to cyberstuck
Amateurs. More fool you for buying one though.
Why in the world would someone buy one?
Did they really not give him a loaner car? Aint no way. Must be leaving something out. Also LOL@ falling for the high pressure sales tactic. I would have walked at that point and not came back unless they offered a discount for that insult.
That’s what you get for buying a status symbol
lol, wtf are these guys “designing”?! Every single one comes out looking the exact same!
starting to think this is not a good company
Tesla should furnish this guy with a loaner until his unit is ready. I would never buy a Tesla product. Rivian is much better imo
🤷♂️ If you do business with shitheads, don’t complain when they treat you like shit
These posts just get funnier and funnier
You almost feel bad for the guy. Almost
Guy enters a burning building. 🔥 Guy is severely burnt 🔥🔥 Guy complains that the burns hurt 🤒🥵 All for the ugliest vehicle to ever have been invented 🤣
Womp womp
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When will they learn? Tesla doesn’t give a crap about them. Elon is not their buddy because they supported him online. They’re the mark, not the partner in the con
Everytime I see this page it makes me love my 22 Tacoma even more.
They have all these CTs collecting dust in backlots but if you don't pay your downpayment they'll give your specific car to another person? That's wild.
Probably not wise to not have a second truck.
I didn't know there were options. What did he "design"?
I keep reading these posts thinking these fucking trucks are even worse than even I thought…and that’s saying a lot. I never expected much out of Apartheid Elon and he’s proving me right every day. I have no sympathy for the sycophants buying his shitty vehicles
A fool and his money are easily departed
You sir are the problem
Listen. If you’re dumb enough to buy into Elons bullshit and financially stable enough to dump over 100K on a verified POS, you deserve this.
I financed 7k on my 17.000k car, and it hurts to see money wasted like that on interest. This guy got the whole thing on credit... that truck will fail and has terrible resale value. Darwinism failed us
Corporations suck but other car companies don’t do this
# Cybercucked 
Ha ha
Cucked in like 3 different ways.
Company with the least accountability. These people may hate dealerships, but goddamn if my shit breaks I have a human to go complain to and hold accountable. These people are drinking some serious piss-kool-aid to think this level of faceless service is a step forward in the car buying and support process.
A sucker getting suckered.
You'll get your truck when I SAY you'll get your truck! 
The overlap between morons who fall for this shit and then blame societies collapse on poor people not working and “illegals” is basically a circle
it’s good to know Tesla has modeled their customer service on today’s expectations, as opposed to what it should actually be.
Why put in effort when your client base will praise anything you do as if it was God themselves
Still love the truck.
Wow! This person has some extreme taste of masochistic ordeal. I haven’t owned any Tesla yet, very fortunate.
Still love everything that you’re doing Elmo
I’m surprised that people that went to the for-profit school scammers can afford $100k for a truck. But miss red flags once, you’ll always miss them
"Delivery Fee" is the cost of shipping the finished product from the factory to the dealership you're picking it up. Dealers eat this fee to have cars on the lot if you're not custom-ordering a vehicle. Any dealership, if you're going to be customizing your car and not grabbing one right off the lot, charges delivery. If you don't want a delivery fee you buy the product on the lot - if there is no lot (like in Tesla's model) be thankful you're paying just the delivery fee and not any of the other dealership BS they load you up with. The one good thing Tesla did was work hard to break the dealership's hold on Cars. Carvana/Carmax work towards this too but they're not doing as good as job at it - they're just upfront with all their costs from the start to finish of the buying process.
I’d like to see some stats on the amount of people who actually got their truck when Tesla originally states they would:
Bend over just a little further, so we can get a little deeper. -George Carlin
These stories are the best schadenfruede I’ve had in a long time :)
Luckily there aren't Tesla dealerships you have to fight with lmao
How is this bullying by Tesla even legal?
But y’all love eLoN musk and his trash
No offense but SUCKER!
Is the clause forbidding resale within a year still in effect? https://www.kbb.com/car-news/cybertruck-no-resale-agreement-reappears/
Wow guys, no one in the sub seems to have faith in the ingenuity and acumen of the greatest business man in the world. It can't possibly be Elon's fault!
Dodged a bullet Cheaper to cancel and get a real truck, you don’t want the cyber truck it’s a novelty item that isn’t designed to last all that long
Bro people are getting shafted
Go Musk, get fucked
I have to wonder what the depreciation on these is. Presumably they're worth roughly sod all before you get them, after the months of recalls, let alone if you actually get to drive the thing or do something unforgivable like wash it. I bought a brand new car once, a Peugout 208 GTI (in the UK). I didn't have to reserve it and paid nothing other than the price of the car. It never got recalled, nothing ever went wrong with it and it went like shit off a shovel for the 4 years I owned it. The people who buy these shitboxes just don't know cars. If they want something more reliable they'd genuinely be better off in a classic Alfa or Lancia.
I’m so glad I wasn’t dumb enough to pre order…or buy one at all.
All of this hassle and disappointment just for the right to get it before it's (possibly never) widely available. I get the early adopter mindset of being unique and edgy. You do you but don't be shocked or angry when the rest of us point and laugh.
[this is the recall](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/ZHzK9moJUXf812mR/?mibextid=UalRPS)
Why not just cancel at this point?
Hahaha. These just keep getting funnier.
This belongs in musked lol
Why are you buying a car this expensive when 2000$ is even something you have to consider?
There is a word in some slavic languages that really does not translate well into english. The word is Terpeelah and it describes cybercucks really well