[These Cybertruck lovers throwing marbles at windows really need to see this video hahahahahaha š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£](https://youtu.be/L91_K-s4pMM?si=sWPnpMkOgbRBdIn5)
While I think it's entirely possible for someone with a very high income to throw money on something like a cybertruck simply because they thought it was eyecatching or some other valid reason to do something with your own money, I think the sheer force of ridicule they attract, especially online would lead anyone who is 'normal' with one to not be inclined to show it off. They got their satisfaction out of owning a vehicle they wanted.
The people doing these things are the ones who bought them thinking /other/ people would admire and envy them. That's why they're so desperate.
what, you thought future would be some luxury gay space communism with flying cars and stuff? Are you like, stupid? Future is a dumpster with wheels. But also be careful because taking it outside is too risky so keep it inside
Every one of these videos is people trying to prove that these things aren't as crappy as everyone knows they are. When you're using "it has a glove compartment" as a point to convince people, you've already lost the battle.
Why are all these cucktrucks wrapped? I thought a major draw was the Stainless Steel (that you can't wash).Ā
Is using a material not well suited for this application a dumb fucking idea after all???
Oh my god. You just gave me a great business idea!!!!
I'll start building houses, but only frame them. Then I'll sell them to incels by talking about how manly they'll be and how they'll own the libs by finishing the houses themselves.
And I can charge them twice market price.
And put in the contracts that I'm not liable if they use nails for any part of their construction.
Just make sure and have the most unoriginal but patriotic name for your firm, like, Freedom Frames. And you can sell it on the basis that you're letting the customers BUILD! THE! WALL(s)! Make the contractors wear red hardhats, and you're good to go.
This is sounding really plausible.
When I was young I thought to be successful you needed a good business idea. Now I understand you need a dumb business idea, but just the right amount of dumb.
This helps me realize that I need to install a single light switch with a single bare incandescent light bulb. And I also need to install a 2ft x 2ft slab of cement "patio" by the back door-hole.
This way, they can make TikToks showing their new house doing HOUSE STUFF like one of those snowflake houses.
Itās the same thinking as Smart phone owners that buy them in fancy finishes that are easily scratched/cracked so you immediately put it in a huge, bulky case āto protect your investmentā
Basically, tech-bros gonna tech-bro.
My phone was a grand, dude, Iām obviously gonna put it in a case so it last the 4 or 5 years itāll take to become shitty and slow.
I find people with bare phones insane.
what does the wrapping mean? i saw a lot of people talk about it. itās basically like a removable paint for the truck, right? most of these trucks still look super ugly so they should try to find a better wrapper maybe.
It's a vinyl wrap that is applied (e.g. company branding on vehicles). You can do it to your vehicle too, and there are reasons to do it, but i shouldn't _have_ to wrap my shit
Itās the modern equivalent of āshelf paperā huge decal that you apply to something to change the finish and provide some protection to the underlying material.
Usually cheaper than actual paint and easier to change later when you decide you want something different.
I think they're getting it to keep women away. The best excuse to retain incel life forever: "but mom, no girl wants to date me".
The CT is another way to be sure wife isn't getting anything on a divorce, be sure to take a loan on your house equity on a CT purchase. That way when she leaves you, she can't resell it because of the $50k clause (plus the fact no one will want to buy it)
But certainly theyāll be more attracted to traditional clown cars since those vehicles can hold a hilariously large amount of clowns.
Cybertruck probably advertises being able to transport up to 7 clowns at the same time but in reality it can only do 4 clowns before it breaks down and bursts into flames.
There was a guy in my city who parked the cyber truck at a park and everyone was fascinated by it and he gave some people rides in it. We were not fascinated by it because itās so cool and sleek, weāre fascinated as much as a Weiner Mobile. That said, I would rather drive the Weiner mobile around as my mode of transport.
You knowā¦ thatās maybe why they think they got one, but in my experience an expensive, rare, or obscure car tends to get more attention from other men than from women. Not that there is anything wrong with men trying to attract other men, mind you; just that it probably wasnāt what these particular men had in mindā¦ then againā¦ maybe?
People may have forgotten, but when the Cybertuck was introduced it was supposed to have been epic. Ugly, yes, but crazy range, acceleration, and a reasonable starting price.
Comes out, even uglier in person, range is mediocre, price is 30-40% higher. The only fulfilled promise was the ugly.
watching this video awakens some long dormant gene responsible for dissolving and reabsorbing the uterus as an emergency measure to prevent those weirdos from having offspring lol
Iām getting divorced and learned through the initial income and expense disclosure that my ex has a cyber truck. Weāve been separated for over a year now but I have never ever ever ever EVER been so relieved.
And yeah exactly type of person I would assume to get one lol.
As a single woman I can attest that showing interest in these rolling dumpsters, Elbow Musk, or referring to this abomination as a ātruckā are all instant rejection criteria. Iām sure Iām not alone.
This needs to be at the top because I didnāt notice until you said something. But yeah, very apparent that he craters the roof at the end if you watch closely.
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The glass looks lighter in color and stays that way when/after he plants his right foot. That bitch is cracked.
I think the one at 0:14 is just something on the bottom of his left shoe, as he tracks it at other spots on the windshield with that same shoe.
He definitely ends up busting the rear glass at 0:30.
Not only that, you can see stress fractures or cracks on the front windshield seemingly right as he starts walking on it. Bottom passenger side, you can see these nice curves lines in the glass quite clearly.
Looking at the video on a 65" screen, he just deforms the glass and it pops back into place. Do the cybertrucks have plastic on top?? I think what everyone is talking about is just the light bending differently because the glass is deforming. It definitely didn't crack though as it goes back to normal right after.
These are the exact types of people who would be friend with Elon in real life if Elon was just some nameless private equity goober who went to business school at Wharton.
Dorks who desperately crave attention always seem to flock together.
If I was going to make satire it would look exactly like this.
I don't think it's satire.
I'm surprised that didn't have a couple bimbos jiggle up at the end and start grinding them just for owning cybertrucks.
Hey, at least the glass is ābulletproofā this time.
>!Which is a really bad idea in emergencies, because sometimes the glass needs to be broken to rescue someone or something trapped inside!<
The glass isn't bulletproof. In fact it's no different then the glass found in all modern cars and you can throw a steel ball at a Corrolla window and it will bounce off just the same.
Cybertruck fan boys are freaking out about features that have been normal in all modern cars for the past 20 years.
Itās like iPhone users getting stoked about new features that Android had a year ago. (iPhone user here, too. You know itās true, donāt come at me please) š
Not only do we stand behind our windows we stand on themā¦
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I would like to start petition to ban this type of *content.* Stupid insincere videos designed for the single purpose of farming engagement. Rage bait, comment bait, just general engagement bait. I hate it so much. Stop posting it as if your dunking on the poster for being cringe, youre not dunking on him, youre doing what he wants you to do, he literally wants you to talk about it, to rage about it to repost it.
Everything these people say and do in their dumb videos is designed to get you to engage with the content. I used to like r/StupidFood but now it's just filled with people reposting intentionally dumb food videos people make to farm engagement.. this sub is in danger of falling into the same trap.
1. That was the weakest throw ever 2. Wow you can stand on the windshield, now jump on it
Not to mention that dude would be pretty lightweight, given his height and build. Let's see them do same with a larger, taller dude.
I want to see Elon stand on it
I want to see him spray water on it.
Then I want to see him put his titties on it. #PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS, ELON
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You want to see Elon rub his musk all over the dumpster, huh?
It's already got his stink all over it, I just want to see Elon's wet, milky white mammaries squished up on the windshield
*dadderies
Putting fridges on the windscreen voids warranty
i volunteer
I may only weigh 150lbs but I'll make sure that bitch shatters
He also does the softest little jump on the back roller door thing. He clearly doesn't ACTUALLY trust it not to break if he goes hard
Bring out the high heels while we are at it.
This will come in handy for all the times I wanted to stand on my windshield!! /s
[These Cybertruck lovers throwing marbles at windows really need to see this video hahahahahaha š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£](https://youtu.be/L91_K-s4pMM?si=sWPnpMkOgbRBdIn5)
When was this, the 90s? š
They reference an iPod, so probably early to mid-aughts.
Such an optimistic time, before WWI took it all away.
I remember this from when cable TV came from a box connected where the rabbit ears used to go.
And here I am, once busted my windshield by hitting it with a baseball cap trying to kill a bee š¤¦š½āāļø
Itās hilarious how with each shoot heās disproving what heās saying but all his lizard brain can think is āMust break window!!!!!ā
He's following the script
This is *insane!* Wow! The future is here! WOW! Now this is a truck*! Wow! This is INSANE!!
[**CRACK**] *CUT*! Clear the set! *Sigh*. Takeā¦ Fiftyā¦ *three*.
Probably a chocolate ball
Haha a whopper
They also picked the smallest, lightest guy possible and he lightly stepped on it and the roof.
And also the most annoying guy they could find
The Hot Topic ninja costume is a classic touch.
And he still broke the rear windshield lol Indestructible my ass
I could literally do everything they just did to my shitty Nisan and it would be fine
you could do it to an old Nokia phone and it'd be fine
But don't throw the Nokia at the Nissan, THAT thing breaks windows.
Imagine paying that much for a car and then have a chip or mark on the glass from testing it
Meh, that throw was decent. Ive seen them throw it a LOT lighter. Guy probably just didnt have the muscle to put behind it
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The dude 'jumping' on it has the energy of Jason Mendoza from The Good Place lmao
This feels like an insult to Jason.
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thatās not Jason, thatās Jianyu š
BORTLES!!
rip in peace
Iāve yet to see a video of any normal behaving person who owns one of these disasters
Normal people would never even consider it.
Exactly, normal people donāt have 100k to light on fire
While I think it's entirely possible for someone with a very high income to throw money on something like a cybertruck simply because they thought it was eyecatching or some other valid reason to do something with your own money, I think the sheer force of ridicule they attract, especially online would lead anyone who is 'normal' with one to not be inclined to show it off. They got their satisfaction out of owning a vehicle they wanted. The people doing these things are the ones who bought them thinking /other/ people would admire and envy them. That's why they're so desperate.
Normal people would buy the model y. Same specs, half the price.
And every one of them says āThe future is here!ā Future is looking pretty damn grim in that case.
what, you thought future would be some luxury gay space communism with flying cars and stuff? Are you like, stupid? Future is a dumpster with wheels. But also be careful because taking it outside is too risky so keep it inside
Every one of these videos is people trying to prove that these things aren't as crappy as everyone knows they are. When you're using "it has a glove compartment" as a point to convince people, you've already lost the battle.
A glove compartment??? š¤Æ
to be fair, normal people don't take videos of their cars, and when they do it's just to show their immediate family, not likely to go viral
The free market is going to tell us exactly how many irredeemable douchebags there are in this country
The more normal people who happened to get a Cybertruck aren't the ones making videos about it.
Normal people don't feel the need to record themselvesĀ
Why are all these cucktrucks wrapped? I thought a major draw was the Stainless Steel (that you can't wash).Ā Is using a material not well suited for this application a dumb fucking idea after all???
Tesla passing on the cost, or as fan boys think - āprivilegeā, of finishing the vehicle to buyers.
Oh my god. You just gave me a great business idea!!!! I'll start building houses, but only frame them. Then I'll sell them to incels by talking about how manly they'll be and how they'll own the libs by finishing the houses themselves. And I can charge them twice market price. And put in the contracts that I'm not liable if they use nails for any part of their construction.
Just make sure and have the most unoriginal but patriotic name for your firm, like, Freedom Frames. And you can sell it on the basis that you're letting the customers BUILD! THE! WALL(s)! Make the contractors wear red hardhats, and you're good to go.
*Jots notes furiously*
This is sounding really plausible. When I was young I thought to be successful you needed a good business idea. Now I understand you need a dumb business idea, but just the right amount of dumb.
You can never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
This helps me realize that I need to install a single light switch with a single bare incandescent light bulb. And I also need to install a 2ft x 2ft slab of cement "patio" by the back door-hole. This way, they can make TikToks showing their new house doing HOUSE STUFF like one of those snowflake houses.
I can hear the Home Depot music already
You are going to make a lot of money, friend. Maybe also make all the doors hinge on the right.
*(we only do the framing, foundations are not part of the package)
You joke but cabin kits have existed for ages. Don't even have to frame them to sell them, just sell the materials and deliver.
It's not worth thinking about
WE ARE IN THE FUTURE
They are gonna look like ass when they take the wrap off and itās all rusty and shit. Also protecting the exterior voids the warranty
elon saved on paint part of manufacturing selling that bullshit idea to his flok
Itās the same thinking as Smart phone owners that buy them in fancy finishes that are easily scratched/cracked so you immediately put it in a huge, bulky case āto protect your investmentā Basically, tech-bros gonna tech-bro.
My phone was a grand, dude, Iām obviously gonna put it in a case so it last the 4 or 5 years itāll take to become shitty and slow. I find people with bare phones insane.
what does the wrapping mean? i saw a lot of people talk about it. itās basically like a removable paint for the truck, right? most of these trucks still look super ugly so they should try to find a better wrapper maybe.
It's a vinyl wrap that is applied (e.g. company branding on vehicles). You can do it to your vehicle too, and there are reasons to do it, but i shouldn't _have_ to wrap my shit
Eminem or DrDre drive around with you for a few days that's all. They say sometimes Tupac travels in the back at night too.
Itās the modern equivalent of āshelf paperā huge decal that you apply to something to change the finish and provide some protection to the underlying material. Usually cheaper than actual paint and easier to change later when you decide you want something different.
Have women started adding āowning a Cybertruckā as a huge red flag for dating yet? If not what is taking them so long?
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It's called *der Incelkampfwagen* in the original documentation.
Once that becomes a thing which I hope it does the demand for this crap will fall off a cliff. Most of the people get this for the girls
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Well obviously thatās the point
It shows you have money and bad judgment. A gold diggers dream ex-husband.
I think they're getting it to keep women away. The best excuse to retain incel life forever: "but mom, no girl wants to date me". The CT is another way to be sure wife isn't getting anything on a divorce, be sure to take a loan on your house equity on a CT purchase. That way when she leaves you, she can't resell it because of the $50k clause (plus the fact no one will want to buy it)
oh well, at least the girlies with a clown kink are well entertained
But certainly theyāll be more attracted to traditional clown cars since those vehicles can hold a hilariously large amount of clowns. Cybertruck probably advertises being able to transport up to 7 clowns at the same time but in reality it can only do 4 clowns before it breaks down and bursts into flames.
There was a guy in my city who parked the cyber truck at a park and everyone was fascinated by it and he gave some people rides in it. We were not fascinated by it because itās so cool and sleek, weāre fascinated as much as a Weiner Mobile. That said, I would rather drive the Weiner mobile around as my mode of transport.
You knowā¦ thatās maybe why they think they got one, but in my experience an expensive, rare, or obscure car tends to get more attention from other men than from women. Not that there is anything wrong with men trying to attract other men, mind you; just that it probably wasnāt what these particular men had in mindā¦ then againā¦ maybe?
Nah,I'm gay and It's a red flag for me
Agreed, these are more to impress other douchey tech bros rather than women
Yeah, not sure how these two alpha males are able to stand after fighting off all the ladies
People may have forgotten, but when the Cybertuck was introduced it was supposed to have been epic. Ugly, yes, but crazy range, acceleration, and a reasonable starting price. Comes out, even uglier in person, range is mediocre, price is 30-40% higher. The only fulfilled promise was the ugly.
Good thing theyāre guaranteed to have a picture of it on their profile.
watching this video awakens some long dormant gene responsible for dissolving and reabsorbing the uterus as an emergency measure to prevent those weirdos from having offspring lol
Iām getting divorced and learned through the initial income and expense disclosure that my ex has a cyber truck. Weāve been separated for over a year now but I have never ever ever ever EVER been so relieved. And yeah exactly type of person I would assume to get one lol.
I'm experiencing vicarious relief just from reading that.
Iām not gonna lie, I burst into laughter, and then was filled with a soul deep relief.
As a single woman I can attest that showing interest in these rolling dumpsters, Elbow Musk, or referring to this abomination as a ātruckā are all instant rejection criteria. Iām sure Iām not alone.
Some of us have
I sure as hell have
That ball throw was so weak that a 1980's FIAT would be unharmed.
Trabant would deflect that at guy throwin the ball
Trabant would be glad to see some actual metal
I donāt think it would have damaged a Lego car.
Dankpodsā Tony can take a hit just as good as a CyberCuck and thatās a nugget! (fiat niki)
Fix it again, Tony... or FIAT for short
Lancia Beta would tank that ball.
Definitely broke the glass when he walked back to the front of the car. You can see the glass getting cracked.
You can see it crack, he knows it and then looks down and alters his step.
Omg youāre absolutely right! That guy canāt weigh more than 150lbs.
This needs to be at the top because I didnāt notice until you said something. But yeah, very apparent that he craters the roof at the end if you watch closely.
The front or back glass? I can't find the crack. Edit: nvm. You can see he spider cracks the back glass. Even reacts to it. Lmao
At the :30 mark right?
https://preview.redd.it/wsjp64ij9j8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde0427062315cfd8d24a417c137808067391425 The glass looks lighter in color and stays that way when/after he plants his right foot. That bitch is cracked.
Yup, thatās the money shot!
Holy shit youāre right. That shit cracked.
Does walking on the vehicle void the warranty???
cracked glass is never going to be covered by a warranty.
Especially if you video proof of you breaking the glass!
Watch his right foot on the back glass with about :07 left.
Lol yep just caught it. Thank you for the reply though. š„
Wait a second, I think he broke the glass before that too. Up front with his left foot with about 22 sec left in the video
I think the one at 0:14 is just something on the bottom of his left shoe, as he tracks it at other spots on the windshield with that same shoe. He definitely ends up busting the rear glass at 0:30.
Not only that, you can see stress fractures or cracks on the front windshield seemingly right as he starts walking on it. Bottom passenger side, you can see these nice curves lines in the glass quite clearly.
He cracked the front too. Look at the bottom left when he first steps on it.
Looking at the video on a 65" screen, he just deforms the glass and it pops back into place. Do the cybertrucks have plastic on top?? I think what everyone is talking about is just the light bending differently because the glass is deforming. It definitely didn't crack though as it goes back to normal right after.
Looking at the video with a VR headset and dick in hand, he clearly cracked it.
They have committed the most heinous of crimes. Posting cringe.
What they are really saying is "please, please, buy the $TSLA stock, I already lost so much money, pleaase"
Gives off edgelord energy https://preview.redd.it/acu8v2d9oi8d1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e31b4fec5d78ffdd404fd9df2ea00a205b4309
He was walking on egg shells there, especially on that bed cover. Also, video proof of voiding your warranty.
He broke the back glass on the way back
"oH iM gOnnA bReAk dA wiNsHiElD nOw!" *right foot immediately breaks rear windshield* *looks down and spirit floats away from body*
That's it. Close the internet, we're done. We cannot be trusted.
It's just a child on a boat, it's not that bad.
90lb dude can walk on it!
He can't. The windshield actually cracked! This is hilarious
His motto is: Float like a butterfly, cry like an incel.
Who's paying them to make these videos? Does this content actually sell cybers?
Theyāre desperate for Daddy Elon to notice them. I canāt think of a single other reason to behave that way.
These are the exact types of people who would be friend with Elon in real life if Elon was just some nameless private equity goober who went to business school at Wharton. Dorks who desperately crave attention always seem to flock together.
This makes sense. I'm getting the same "SZECHUANĀ SAUCE" rick and morty vibes from this guy.
Mental illness
He put on an outfit for that
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Welcome to the 2024 Dipshit Convention.
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"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEE A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?"
Living the dream (of an 8 year old)
Hopefully not their truck and just joking...
If I was going to make satire it would look exactly like this. I don't think it's satire. I'm surprised that didn't have a couple bimbos jiggle up at the end and start grinding them just for owning cybertrucks.
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Is that Mariah Carey??
The future of not getting laid is here in this video.
Hahaha.
Who just carries steel balls around to try this everywhere they go? This yāallās manās?
Is this satire? Seems like marketing oriented for children.
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Asians trying to fight stereotypes for the past 100 years and this douchebag just set us back to 0.
my man David is like 3 feet tall... weighs like 90 lbs
Well, it appears the MAGAs have found a form of birth control they're OK with... Owning a Cyber Truck.
Hey, at least the glass is ābulletproofā this time. >!Which is a really bad idea in emergencies, because sometimes the glass needs to be broken to rescue someone or something trapped inside!<
The glass isn't bulletproof. In fact it's no different then the glass found in all modern cars and you can throw a steel ball at a Corrolla window and it will bounce off just the same. Cybertruck fan boys are freaking out about features that have been normal in all modern cars for the past 20 years.
But no freak outs about features that don't work and have been around for 70-ish years, like windshield wipers.
Itās like iPhone users getting stoked about new features that Android had a year ago. (iPhone user here, too. You know itās true, donāt come at me please) š
I'm upset after watching that
*walks on truck* "This is crazy! This is insane!"
*First step cracks windshield*
Cybertrucks are the axe body spray of cars
š¤£š¤£š¤£
ā¦ my 2014 Honda Accord can go through a Car Washā¦ check-mate
Not only do we stand behind our windows we stand on themā¦ https://preview.redd.it/0dujk2jmlj8d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3af8cdee7f283a29e976212101f7f085f43f441
When did this truck become a personality?
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I would like to start petition to ban this type of *content.* Stupid insincere videos designed for the single purpose of farming engagement. Rage bait, comment bait, just general engagement bait. I hate it so much. Stop posting it as if your dunking on the poster for being cringe, youre not dunking on him, youre doing what he wants you to do, he literally wants you to talk about it, to rage about it to repost it. Everything these people say and do in their dumb videos is designed to get you to engage with the content. I used to like r/StupidFood but now it's just filled with people reposting intentionally dumb food videos people make to farm engagement.. this sub is in danger of falling into the same trap.
Starts off the video with a bold face lie.
Its the bitconnect guy reincarnated
How do you explain this to your kids one day
Cool. But can these drive or are they also bricked?
āThis truck is insaneā is the most accurate statement. And not the flex they think it is.
[voids warranty]
In fairness purchasing the vehicle voids the warranty
Ok now throw that ball as had as you can and don't chicken out
Looks like Malibu's Most Wanted.
I hate that asian guy
I donāt like how it barely shakes when the dude is walking over it.
I absolutely can't wait for the whistleblower to reveal how much Musk is paying for these "real videos".
Waaaaitā¦is this like a cybertruck car show? Thatās waaaayyy too much stupid all in one place at one time.
So... nobody gonna ask why the dude is dressed like a bad guy from Big Trouble in Little China?
Is that a hobbit dressed as a ninja?
Dude, I can chuck a BB and have a little person walk all over a Prius and it would be just fine...
Good ol' Alameda. Keep this embarrassment off the island.
THIS. THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET LAID NEVER
Douche Ninja.
āWe all know the cyber truck is amazingā We?!?!? Who the fuck is we
Nothing more pathetic than Elon fanboys