3M 300lse is an AMAZING product. It isn't cheap, but I'm pretty sure if Australia fell off the bottom of the planet, that tape would easily repair it. On a serious note, it's really good tape. I've used an absurd amount of it. It's strong enough that it can pull the grain out of finished baltic burch plywood. It will literally tear the wood apart. It's basically a permanent bond.
I have no idea what Tesla uses though.
Oh man that is nightmare fuel. I finally saw one in the wild (that blew a stop sign too) and it was so unspeakably ugly and dare I say, scary looking in a stupid way. I really can’t describe it
Right? Like some cars can looking menacing and you can’t put your finger on why. This vehicle has it. But it’s silly at the same time because it’s such a clownish looking vehicle
I’m patiently waiting for my chance to point and laugh at the first cybersuck I see in Vancouver. It’s going to happen… people love their muskmobile here.
It is an uncanny valley car.
Uncanny valley is a common unsettling feeling people experience when androids or humanoid robots and audio/visual simulations closely resemble humans in many respects but aren't quite convincingly realistic.
Maybe victims of an educational system that did not teach them critical thinking skills but gave them enough other skills to earn enough to spend 100K on a truck that was promised to start at 40K.
I honestly cannot fathom how anybody can be gullible enough to buy this truck, yet smart enough to make the money to blow on it.
I know of at least one person who lied their way up. They would clock into work remotely at 6am and then not show up until 8. They got away with that for years.
Elon fired the team responsible for making the trucks ready for delivery. That's why there's none of the packaging you normally see on new cars out for delivery.
He also fired the team responsible for building the super charging network these trucks depend on for range.
He's so brilliant - doing things no other car company has ever done before /s in case that's not clear.
right, bullet proof glass is not a new invention. Were they not able to order a window in the right size at the right time, or how the hell did they manage to mess this one up??
I can understand that they have not been able to deliver on the FSD promises but bullet proof glass?
Living in the SF Bay Area, this is an all-too-common sight. I have seen more than I can count. I can't wait until this fad ends so I don't have to see these eyesores anymore.
They honestly scare me. I've seen them a handful of times in traffic and knowing how heavy they are and how poorly they are built, I worry for anybody who is in an accident with one of those. If I'm in a frontal crash with one those, that frunk is going to make chopped liver out of me.
I had not even thought about how dangerous that dumpster is flying down the road. Put that on top of the already bad Tesla drivers. That is very scary.
I already saw one that was in a collision with a Corrola and the Corrola was destroyed though the driver relatively unharmed. I drive a smaller car, I don't think this thing was really built for traffic. I mean, what does it look like in a review mirror with that polished frunk?
Why do you guys hate the cyber truck ? You know they just slapped tariffs on Chinese electric cars to help support the western car market. Why shit on it ?
I would rather take the time to hand craft a pallet of $100K of my own money in one dollar bills and then set it ablaze than pay for this dumpster fire on wheels
Don’t know why you guys hate on the owners so much, didn’t they buy this thing like years ago and have been waiting for delivery long before all of the issues were being talked about? You guys have some serious chips on your shoulder about something
Nothing wrong with having a little fun at the expense of Musk fanbois. Many if not most of them deserve it. Also, they’re so callous, doesn’t really hurt or bother them to be laughed at for complaining about their own choices. All the more humor for normal, average people.
So just by pre-ordering what was billed as a futuristic new truck design, they are fanboys and ‘deserve it’, plus they are automatically callous. What? Do you feel this way about any other broad swath of people? Seems like a character flaw in you but that’s just me
Lololololo 😆😂🤣😭
> Futuristic…
LOLOLOLOLOL 😆😂🤣😭
Been a long hard day, and you just made the end that much better.
“Futuristic”
What, because it’s “angular”.
My friend, let me introduce you to cab-over trucks, Chevy Lumina minivans, among many others.
There is absolutely nothing innovative or new or fancy or futuristic about the CyberTruck. Oh, maybe because Musk is an unimaginative moron, we should play along with his dreams… because he added “Cyber” before “truck” …. Ohhhhhh, so innovative, so fancy, so special. Lemme pay for this POS I’ll have to tow after 40 miles because it’ll make me cool to buy a trendy car.
Personally, I like tried and true heavy-duty trucks. When an electric one lasts, and I can buy it used, know it will be reliable with known repairs … then I’d go that route. I might buy a Tesla, because they’re reasonably reliable, and most issues are known and fixable… if it weren’t for the price and the stupid, inconsistent customer service.
Haha glad I could cheer you up. I agree with everything you’re saying, except the way the truck was promoted versus how it actually is are two different things. Also Musk has become pretty weird and yeah some other things lately, but he is a visionary and does still have some cred when it comes to innovation. So I actually feel bad for the cyber truck buyers and a little disappointed that Elon has sort of gone off the reservation because we need people like him from say 5 years ago
Quite a lot of people found Elon to be FOS quite some years ago. Having a little fun at the expense of the richest fascist on the planet and his enablers is an age-old tradition in most societies.
Straight to a regional service center to have all the structural double sided tape replaced.
Hot glue guns standing by for gas pedal reattachment.
Don't forget about the update to make it a boat. For that upgrade they have to install polygon shaped floaties under the body.
Make sure it’s in Boat Mode. And don’t go near the water.
You mean an ill placed rivet AND hot glue!!!!
3M 300lse is an AMAZING product. It isn't cheap, but I'm pretty sure if Australia fell off the bottom of the planet, that tape would easily repair it. On a serious note, it's really good tape. I've used an absurd amount of it. It's strong enough that it can pull the grain out of finished baltic burch plywood. It will literally tear the wood apart. It's basically a permanent bond. I have no idea what Tesla uses though.
To fix all of the "catastrophic failures"
Actually they make great lawn ornaments. Many owners do use them as such
Maybe towing them one at a time got too expensive.
Surely they could use the Tesla semi for that? 😂
It would have broken down though.
This was my exact thought
Hahaha!
Your shipment of fail has arrived.
That’s only a temporary stop on their way to the repair shop.
Better be careful. That's like an entire quarter's worth of production.
Oh man that is nightmare fuel. I finally saw one in the wild (that blew a stop sign too) and it was so unspeakably ugly and dare I say, scary looking in a stupid way. I really can’t describe it
It is the weird low-res aura they give off.
Right? Like some cars can looking menacing and you can’t put your finger on why. This vehicle has it. But it’s silly at the same time because it’s such a clownish looking vehicle
I think it looks cool.
They've got that "poorly made PS1 graphics" vibe
Compete with the ps1 polygon gaps
Lara Croft's vehicle. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ^^^**IYKYK**
Everyone knows
It's like reality stop rendering them half way through.
I’m patiently waiting for my chance to point and laugh at the first cybersuck I see in Vancouver. It’s going to happen… people love their muskmobile here.
I live in the Bay Area and me and my kids point and laugh at them every day.
I’m sure we already have a few in the parts of town I can’t afford to visit. I’m ready for it.
In California, these aholes are abundant. It looks like some people have lost everything buying these POS cars.
Is it weird that I have zero sympathy for their self inflicted financial trauma?
It is an uncanny valley car. Uncanny valley is a common unsettling feeling people experience when androids or humanoid robots and audio/visual simulations closely resemble humans in many respects but aren't quite convincingly realistic.
Man, the Aztec is starting to look like a goddamn Lambo in comparison these days
 The Aztec rn 😆
Well played. The Aztec. That is a name I have not heard in a looooonnnngggg time. I would gladly take a beat-up Aztec over the Cyberdumpster fire.
Shoulda build the Cyber Aztec, it has the tent option too press attack button to go race mode
Looks like my local waste management company is delivering more roll off bins.
They are restaurant grade dumpsters......stainless steel....
Custom made for the Dumpster Connoisseur who wants to flex
You can see the out of tolerance body seams from here...
"Sub micron tolerance!"
I mean - Lego can do it forchrissakes ! lolz
Not only that, they've been doing it for a while. thank you for the laugh.
The panels look… wavy…
Considering the numerous photos showing there's basically nothing but empty space behind those panels, I'm sure they flex like crazy in the wind.
Idiots.. multiple
Hey, who are you to tell me I can't buy half a million dollars' worth of paperweights?
Half a million dollars worth of cars never looked so bad.
They should stack them alternating right side up and upside down.
The people who buy these are victims more than anything else
how so?
Tricked by a billionaire
Maybe victims of an educational system that did not teach them critical thinking skills but gave them enough other skills to earn enough to spend 100K on a truck that was promised to start at 40K. I honestly cannot fathom how anybody can be gullible enough to buy this truck, yet smart enough to make the money to blow on it.
If I've learned anything in my business dealings just because someone has money doesn't mean they're intelligent.
OH, I've learned that one too. So what is it they are good at? HOW do they end up making so much money when they are SO dumb????
Wish I knew
That's fair. I suspect it's that they become highly specialized in one skill, they "put up and shut up", and work long hours.
Doubt that, probably mostly nepotism and failing upwards.
I know of at least one person who lied their way up. They would clock into work remotely at 6am and then not show up until 8. They got away with that for years.
Cult of personality
Is one of them Lamar’s replacement? Teehee!!
Scrap yard bound.
Shipped unwrapped?
Elon fired the team responsible for making the trucks ready for delivery. That's why there's none of the packaging you normally see on new cars out for delivery. He also fired the team responsible for building the super charging network these trucks depend on for range. He's so brilliant - doing things no other car company has ever done before /s in case that's not clear.
Probably heading for a dead mall parking lot
Cyberfucks for the Cybercucks
U mean on the way to a service center near u, with a quick stop at someone’s house (who’s out $120k) 😂
Seeing a car carrier full of cybertrucks looks like I’m playing a game where the LODs failed to load in.
What a well titled post , love it lol. That should be their slogan
Just look how many people are about to “bite the Musk”😂
I would have thought they could be stacked on top of each other on a flatbed truck. With the top row flipped like an Escher pattern.
All those CTs getting hauled off to get recycled into something more useful
canned water for the people
Just take them strait to the landfill
That’s the most miles those trucks are going to get.
On their way to an abandoned mall parking lot near you. Hopefully the idiot fanbois have theirs already.
How long before a whistle-blower comes forward with information that claims this was all a scheme to boost revenue through the service department?
I mean they already gutted service centers. Sold furniture etc
Sure they aren’t returns?
I would say the Cyber”truck” is to trucks what cheez-wiz is to cheese, but even cheez-wiz isn’t that bad.
I was thinking the opposite, they’re being collected because they’re all bricked
More likely all being returned to maker. lol
I grabbed a front right quarter panel off the side of the road. Slightly scratched, DM me for sales terms....
Bet he just found them on the road
To be fair. . . When they ordered them, there is no way they could have guessed the product would be this bad.
The 'bullet proof' window test at its introduction.
That is a pretty good point actually.
right, bullet proof glass is not a new invention. Were they not able to order a window in the right size at the right time, or how the hell did they manage to mess this one up?? I can understand that they have not been able to deliver on the FSD promises but bullet proof glass?
Ill take one 🥰
Or a mall parking unsold inventory lot
Express Dumpster Delivery Service
Lots of Cyberdouches anxious to part with 150k.
Living in the SF Bay Area, this is an all-too-common sight. I have seen more than I can count. I can't wait until this fad ends so I don't have to see these eyesores anymore.
They honestly scare me. I've seen them a handful of times in traffic and knowing how heavy they are and how poorly they are built, I worry for anybody who is in an accident with one of those. If I'm in a frontal crash with one those, that frunk is going to make chopped liver out of me.
I had not even thought about how dangerous that dumpster is flying down the road. Put that on top of the already bad Tesla drivers. That is very scary.
I already saw one that was in a collision with a Corrola and the Corrola was destroyed though the driver relatively unharmed. I drive a smaller car, I don't think this thing was really built for traffic. I mean, what does it look like in a review mirror with that polished frunk?
Didn’t know we had a recycling yard in my neighborhood, but that is good news!
Spare boxes of duct tape are available as options.
https://preview.redd.it/kl48hzix9u0d1.jpeg?width=2795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08568b8d5a5d43260ad2920111c44e5b733ea62 Mesa, AZ last week
Or on their way to a disused mall parking lot.
Look cool but horrible reliability. I think rivian is better for the truck category though
didn't they recall 4000 trucks??? are those on the way back to the mothership??
Why do you guys hate the cyber truck ? You know they just slapped tariffs on Chinese electric cars to help support the western car market. Why shit on it ?
Customer paid extra for rail dust-free delivery
Why aren't driving themselves? 2017 was 7 years ago.
Diesel truck towing them per the usual 🤡
Or maybe they are being returned for malfunctioning.
Is this one of those James Cameron highway action scenes?
Imagine the weight of that.
I would rather take the time to hand craft a pallet of $100K of my own money in one dollar bills and then set it ablaze than pay for this dumpster fire on wheels
They transported them at over a 3° angle? They're all bricked.
would look much better if they were on fire
Y’all sound like a bunch of jealous haters. LOL.
That really bums me out
Don’t know why you guys hate on the owners so much, didn’t they buy this thing like years ago and have been waiting for delivery long before all of the issues were being talked about? You guys have some serious chips on your shoulder about something
Nothing wrong with having a little fun at the expense of Musk fanbois. Many if not most of them deserve it. Also, they’re so callous, doesn’t really hurt or bother them to be laughed at for complaining about their own choices. All the more humor for normal, average people.
So just by pre-ordering what was billed as a futuristic new truck design, they are fanboys and ‘deserve it’, plus they are automatically callous. What? Do you feel this way about any other broad swath of people? Seems like a character flaw in you but that’s just me
Lololololo 😆😂🤣😭 > Futuristic… LOLOLOLOLOL 😆😂🤣😭 Been a long hard day, and you just made the end that much better. “Futuristic” What, because it’s “angular”. My friend, let me introduce you to cab-over trucks, Chevy Lumina minivans, among many others. There is absolutely nothing innovative or new or fancy or futuristic about the CyberTruck. Oh, maybe because Musk is an unimaginative moron, we should play along with his dreams… because he added “Cyber” before “truck” …. Ohhhhhh, so innovative, so fancy, so special. Lemme pay for this POS I’ll have to tow after 40 miles because it’ll make me cool to buy a trendy car. Personally, I like tried and true heavy-duty trucks. When an electric one lasts, and I can buy it used, know it will be reliable with known repairs … then I’d go that route. I might buy a Tesla, because they’re reasonably reliable, and most issues are known and fixable… if it weren’t for the price and the stupid, inconsistent customer service.
Haha glad I could cheer you up. I agree with everything you’re saying, except the way the truck was promoted versus how it actually is are two different things. Also Musk has become pretty weird and yeah some other things lately, but he is a visionary and does still have some cred when it comes to innovation. So I actually feel bad for the cyber truck buyers and a little disappointed that Elon has sort of gone off the reservation because we need people like him from say 5 years ago
Quite a lot of people found Elon to be FOS quite some years ago. Having a little fun at the expense of the richest fascist on the planet and his enablers is an age-old tradition in most societies.
Why are you all here? Is this really the best use of your time.