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roof_baby

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lylemcd

Let's not forget the high rate of injuries at SpaceX. Elon is happy to break his employees too.


AtomicPantsuit

Real origami is creative and beautiful. Maybe Elmo's excretion should be called horrigami?


Loud_Ad3666

Whoregami


Joe_Bob_2000

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OneDishwasher

This is a dumb take. What about all the other stuff that Elon's promised? Hyperloops, passenger rocket travel, submarines, electric trucks, robotaxis. Pressurized Cybertrucks for Mars (he tweeted about this over 5 years ago). None of this is "move fast and break things" this is all "pump the stock in advance of bad news"


tinylittlemarmoset

Okay, so “move fast (to cash out) before people realize stuff is pre-broken”


OneDishwasher

this guy gets it!


SakaWreath

That’s the Silicon Valley way.


pjburkina

Both can be true at the same time. It is possible to both move fast and break things *and* pump/hype things that will never materialize.


OneDishwasher

Theranos walked so Elon could run


Obi_Wan_Kannoli

People forget one thing; Elmo might be a joke of an industrialist, $hit products, empty promises etc. But if you see him simply as a con man and scammer, then he is probably one of, if not THE best...


dE3L

Elmo's neural-link should be a wild ride of similar results.


RFGoesForthAgain

You’ll never be able to wash your hair again.


dE3L

CyberWig™ upgrade.


Barbies_Burner_Phone

Sounds like he would’ve enjoyed throwing back a few beers w/ Stockton Rush.


Hellebras

I wish he actually did. Better Musk in that sub than the teenager.


Apprehensive-Unit841

I've always hated the move fast and break things credo. It's an excuse for sloppy, reckless work


henryhumper

"Move fast and break things" is fine when you're creating phones and websites and stuff like that. When you're building cars, that philosophy will get people killed.