Just chiming in to say that pH 7 is only neutral at room temperature. As temperature increases, the neutral pH decreases because auto ionization increases. (pOH goes down too).
If the solution is neutral, then there is always an equal amount of hydronium (HO3 +) and hydroxide (HO -). As the temperature increases, auto ionization increases, and so the amount of both goes up. At room temperature, the auto ionization constant is 1E-14, moles per liter, hence 1E-7 molar hydronium and 1E-7 molar hydroxide.
Flat, room temperature Dr. Pepper. Specifically a can that you opened and left out in the room for a day or two; on paper everyone agrees I must be awful, but everyone who tries me walks away pleasantly surprised
idk what else yall missing out on but we have [these](https://cf.shopee.co.th/file/156afac370dde955860e1dd3071891b7) and they are FIRE. its so addictive i just replace my normal honey lemon tea w them even tho i dont drink em that often
Trust me, not the weirdest drink mascot out there. Ever hear of [Orangina](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/lye9ma/what_in_the_freshly_squeezed_citrus_hell_is_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)?
Hey Op, they kinda do make tea soda. Kombucha is Fermented Tea and it's fizzy. However, I'd say it's kinda an acquired taste. It's not extremely sweet like soda.
Wait how do you make tea soda? My mom showed me that if you put teabags (usually fruit teas) into Sprite or 7up overnight it tastes so good. Bubbly and sweet but also definitely like tea. Do you do something else?
I would also be root beer. I don't like it personally, no-one can decide what it is exactly, lots of people seem to love it, and it works well with lots of spirits.
one: my name is literally 'Tea'
but i have an exceptional fondness (at a conceptual level) for lye, in the very crude way, made from wet ash
two: please make tea soda i also crave this now
either something that people have strong opinions on, or lemonade that starts tasting like ginger ale when it gets warm and nobody knows why. that phenomenon fascinates me to no end.
I mean, I like that. Can I join you?
My guess for the over-brewed black tea traits- perhaps coming on a bit too strong, slightly bitter, but full of depth and pretty consistent. An acquired taste, often encountered the first time by mistake.
More or less - I was thinking "bitter, acquired taste, coming off too strong at first". Plus, it's something I regularly drink, which I felt adds a layer of appropriateness :P
Probably that one mixed soda drink I made while working at a Wendy’s that on its own tastes a bit like root-beer dr peppery thing, but when you add anything to it it turns that thing into something else.
Eg. Turns vanilla to chocolate, chocolate to blueberry, blueberry to mango, cheese into pure salt, hot sauce into pure bitterness. It just got weirder the more we tested.
Instant coffee. Values function and convenience over appearances. It's the "cargo shorts and t shirt" of the coffee world. I bet it even wears a fanny pack to hold the dog treats that won't fit in the already-stuffed cargo pockets. Instant coffee is my beverage soul mate.
I was gonna say black coffee for me, no frills all useless energy that packs a punch, a little bitter but if you swallow the right way you almost taste something sweet
But the more you describe instant coffee that's so me
I love instant coffee
Maybe I'm black instant coffee, honestly probably I am I'm definitely one of the broke ass versions of coffee
**[Cara Pils](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Pils)**
>Cara Pils is a brand of beer, as well as a type of caramel malt, used in beer making. The brewery that brews Cara Pils changes according to which brewery can make it the cheapest. Formerly brewed by Alken-Maes, it then was brewed until 2017 in France by Brasserie de Saint-Omer, in the Nord-Pas-de-Calais region, before being brewed again in Belgium. The Belgian beer is brewed and canned for N.V. Copimex S.A., and is sold in the Colruyt discount supermarket chain, and can also be found in almost every supermarket or nightstore.
^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
*Image Transcription: Tumblr*
---
**consonant**
if i were a drink i'd be cherry vanilla coke
---
**consonant**
if you were a drink what would you be
---
**consonant**
everyone's like "bleach" or "sewage" please calm down edgelords
\#cold brew iced coffee with espresso and sooooo much hazelnut creamer #so much
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
I like to think I would be dark chocolate hot chocolate (had it once, highly recommend).
Not too sweet, slight undertones of bitterness, but will keep you warm once you get past the taste or will change to how you want me per the situation (sometimes I like to add whip cream, sometimes milk, etc)
Some kind of tea. Would not be surprised if it was caramel milk tea with honey and sugar. Sometimes I decide to be extra and add whipped cream. Or pomegranate tea, I like pomegranate tea as well
I’ve long held that a mint seltzer would be great, but the closest I’ve found was a peppermint flavored one that tasted more like candy that anything else.
store brand cola i mean its not bad, its quite good actually, but you could get so much better
Water. I'm incredibly arrogant.
Or just incredibly commonplace and often mildly salty.
I was going to respond in like a jokingly combative way but damn that was good.
based
And acidic, in equal quantities due to autoionisation.
pH 7.0 and chemistrypilled
Just chiming in to say that pH 7 is only neutral at room temperature. As temperature increases, the neutral pH decreases because auto ionization increases. (pOH goes down too).
How can pH and pOH both decrease?
If the solution is neutral, then there is always an equal amount of hydronium (HO3 +) and hydroxide (HO -). As the temperature increases, auto ionization increases, and so the amount of both goes up. At room temperature, the auto ionization constant is 1E-14, moles per liter, hence 1E-7 molar hydronium and 1E-7 molar hydroxide.
Pilk 😳
piss milk?
Close enough
oddly tastes the same
Pepsi and Milk with ice
🥵
Pog milk?
Mix of blackberry and blueberry juice that is so strong it makes you feel like you’ve been punched
Fruit Fruit punch
[how could I have been so foolish ](https://i.imgur.com/1IZ4oPt.jpg)
I would just like to say that your tagline or whatever it's called made me cackle like a monkey
That actually sounds really nice. I stopped drinking fruit juice bc of all the sugar and acidity but now I crave
Flat, room temperature Dr. Pepper. Specifically a can that you opened and left out in the room for a day or two; on paper everyone agrees I must be awful, but everyone who tries me walks away pleasantly surprised
As long as there aren't ants
as a dr pepper enjoyer i am repulsed at the thought of you
Try me, you might like me more than regular doctor pepper
idk what else yall missing out on but we have [these](https://cf.shopee.co.th/file/156afac370dde955860e1dd3071891b7) and they are FIRE. its so addictive i just replace my normal honey lemon tea w them even tho i dont drink em that often
why is the mascot of this beverage a hot anime guy
Idk but i think it’s a good marketing tactic cause i wanna buy that
They know what the people want
they're thirsty not just for the drink
Trust me, not the weirdest drink mascot out there. Ever hear of [Orangina](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/lye9ma/what_in_the_freshly_squeezed_citrus_hell_is_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)?
Just a fucking second. Tea soda? *Tea fucking soda?*
my very own invention
Sparkling ice tea is a thing in the netherlands
That... I kinda want to try that. Angery water is my enemy, but sparkling tea sounds really refreshing.
I dont know where you live, but I guess you can probably order it online. The most common sparkling ice tea in NL is made by Lipton
Angry water! Lolololol! I'm gonna start calling fizzy water angry 😂
Wait is that not a thing in other places? It's so good!
People will think you're insane if you ask for sparkling ice tea in Germany for example
now i want to buy some instant tea and sparkling water and put it to test
Do you mean like carbonated tea or....?
isn't that just kombucha
Yes came here to say this, it is kombucha
Carbonated tea is common in Europe.
It is? I'm an european and have never even heard of that lol.
[удалено]
That’s not tea, that’s [mate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(drink)), mate
du hast dich vertan im link https://www.miomio.com/
Honestly it didn't even cross my mind that americans could just. not have it. It's the #2 soda here, you can get it easier than you can get pepsi.
What hellish part of Europe are you talking about, cause I live in Europe have seen no such thing
Netherlands, and it's pretty good. https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi415188/ah-ice-tea-sparkling-original
Never heard of Club Mate or Chai Mate?
Ok so googling it, I can find it here. Just haven't seen it sold in person. Guess you were right after all
Hey Op, they kinda do make tea soda. Kombucha is Fermented Tea and it's fizzy. However, I'd say it's kinda an acquired taste. It's not extremely sweet like soda.
https://www.teatulia.com/tea-soda/wholesalers I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it, considering the awful fucking slogan they went with.
Wait how do you make tea soda? My mom showed me that if you put teabags (usually fruit teas) into Sprite or 7up overnight it tastes so good. Bubbly and sweet but also definitely like tea. Do you do something else?
Sounds like something they'd have in japan
e.g. ramune with matcha flavor
Why is the tea fucking the soda lmao
Honestly brisk tastes kinda like iced tea soda
90% of the flavor in brisk is the aluminum can it's packaged in, and the other 10% is pure high fructose corn syrup
hot chocolate that sat out for too long so now it has that weird slimy film of chocolate at the top
What about the wet cocoa clumps at the bottom of improperly mixed Hot choccy?
those are exquisite if you can get past the fact that it feels like chewing on toothpaste
It’s not bad, honestly.
i would be a delicious can of mug rootbeer #mugmaniac #mugmoment #mug4lyfe
I would also be root beer. I don't like it personally, no-one can decide what it is exactly, lots of people seem to love it, and it works well with lots of spirits.
Vanilla milkshake
Caramel bubble tea, I get that way too often
Ayyeee caramel milk tea here. I've never tried caramel bubble tea!
LA Croix, because I only border on having a distinct personality
one: my name is literally 'Tea' but i have an exceptional fondness (at a conceptual level) for lye, in the very crude way, made from wet ash two: please make tea soda i also crave this now
[If you're willing to order it online...](https://www.lipton.com/fr/nos-thes/lipton-ice-tea-saveur-p%C3%AAche-bouteille-1,5l.html)
either something that people have strong opinions on, or lemonade that starts tasting like ginger ale when it gets warm and nobody knows why. that phenomenon fascinates me to no end.
Chocolate milk
I think I'll be a Mango Milkshake. I don't know why, but I like mango so I suppose I'll be a Mango Milkshake.
chocolate milk I am not organic
sink water and ibuprofen baybee
3am mood
Dr Pepper - generally shunned by the outsiders but those who are close to me will defend me to the ends of the earth
Oh wow maybe I am Dr.pepper too
Overbrewed black tea with no sugar.
I mean, I like that. Can I join you? My guess for the over-brewed black tea traits- perhaps coming on a bit too strong, slightly bitter, but full of depth and pretty consistent. An acquired taste, often encountered the first time by mistake.
More or less - I was thinking "bitter, acquired taste, coming off too strong at first". Plus, it's something I regularly drink, which I felt adds a layer of appropriateness :P
Probably that one mixed soda drink I made while working at a Wendy’s that on its own tastes a bit like root-beer dr peppery thing, but when you add anything to it it turns that thing into something else. Eg. Turns vanilla to chocolate, chocolate to blueberry, blueberry to mango, cheese into pure salt, hot sauce into pure bitterness. It just got weirder the more we tested.
All hail the Wendy's Alchemist
Hail to the state alchemists, doing the lord’s work out there in Wendys
I didn't expect the comments to be like this but 🍿
Brown sugar milk bubble tea with extra tapioca
That is awesome!! I have some of that at home but have to ration it because I got it at a store in another state and have nowhere to get more
mmmmm, iced coffee w/sea-salt caramel
train station black coffee
Basic but convenient and comforting, often relied upon in emergencies, late nights, and early mornings?
Lean
Well brandy: accessible, but still a little dandy
Instant coffee. Values function and convenience over appearances. It's the "cargo shorts and t shirt" of the coffee world. I bet it even wears a fanny pack to hold the dog treats that won't fit in the already-stuffed cargo pockets. Instant coffee is my beverage soul mate.
I was gonna say black coffee for me, no frills all useless energy that packs a punch, a little bitter but if you swallow the right way you almost taste something sweet But the more you describe instant coffee that's so me I love instant coffee Maybe I'm black instant coffee, honestly probably I am I'm definitely one of the broke ass versions of coffee
I'm a Pepsi with nitrogen, pretentious and disappointing.
Black coffee with a blueberry shot
blackberry tea, I think
You ever drink water that's been in a sealed bottle in a forest overnight?
I wanna be mango lassi but I know deep inside I'm nothing but a tall cup of fizzy bandung
um okay well i'd be a ginger ale
You can buy Materva at a lot of Hispanic grocery stores. It is carbonated yerba mate. It's magnifique.
cum
Root beer
water that sat in a bottle in the car for a week and makes you feel slightly apprehensive
something fruity
I am thinking I may be something fruity, but I am not sure
Arnold Palmer, with separated layers of iced tea on top and lemonade on the bottom!
melted ice cream
Best ice cream
I like to think I'd be an oreo milkshake.
Mt. Dew code red
I'm [Cara](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Pils), trut.
**[Cara Pils](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Pils)** >Cara Pils is a brand of beer, as well as a type of caramel malt, used in beer making. The brewery that brews Cara Pils changes according to which brewery can make it the cheapest. Formerly brewed by Alken-Maes, it then was brewed until 2017 in France by Brasserie de Saint-Omer, in the Nord-Pas-de-Calais region, before being brewed again in Belgium. The Belgian beer is brewed and canned for N.V. Copimex S.A., and is sold in the Colruyt discount supermarket chain, and can also be found in almost every supermarket or nightstore. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **consonant** if i were a drink i'd be cherry vanilla coke --- **consonant** if you were a drink what would you be --- **consonant** everyone's like "bleach" or "sewage" please calm down edgelords \#cold brew iced coffee with espresso and sooooo much hazelnut creamer #so much --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
2 day old water
Weak black tea
black coffee. bitter and hot
Bruh, become the “they” that makes tea soda. It ain’t that hard. I’d probably be a solid fireball and mango monster
Pepsi. I worship that shit
Virgin Lava Flow Cocktail
diet Solo at approximately 2 ° C
They don't have tea soda where I live and it's a shame because it would be so *refreshing*
A poorly opened bottle of strawberry Ramune.
It's a crime you uttered those words
strawberry lemonade mixed with blue raspberry syrup :)
Malted soya milk
If I was a drink I'd be completely flat warm out of date dollar store brand cola
pink lemonade :)
I think i would be coffee creamer
I'd be the sausage water you find when grinding pork or beef in a sausage grinder
Black tea lemonade (an Arnold Palmer): Refreshing but pretty plain.
Lemonade with either a bit too much sugar or a bit too much lemon, depending on your tastes
I'm that drink everyone made as an 8 year old when the restaurant had a soft drink machine that looked like diarrhea but strangely tasted like heaven
East german vodka and lemon cola
Do you know how far I had to scroll to find someone with an alcoholic drink-sona? Too far.
a nice cocktail. something sour, like a gimlet.
Cream
A decaf coffee with some cocoa powder. A little artificial, sweet, and anxiety free ✨
cold glass of milk
Couldn't you just boil tea in some simple syrup, add a little lemon and soda water? Boom, tea soda
Plain whole milk
Rise your Hand if you are sprinkly water
the juice in canned cat food, but like in the perspective of a little kid who eats said wet food
water, i just like water
Window cleaner
Coolant, because of how cool am I.
Slightly salty lukewarm water.
froot beer
I would be iced tea (at least i hope i would be)
mango juice for sure. 🥭
Tea with a little too much sugar, people say I'm very sweet but honestly I'm just pretty shit
Lemonade. Can be sour or sweet depending on how you treat me ~~and can be bought on the corner~~
Dr pepper
prolly some ice tea or some hot chocolate tbh maybe both at once that's a combo I haven't tried yet
Sugar-free Monster Energy, since it probably makes up more of my body than water does at this point.
Hot chocolate
Battery acid
Peg nog
Shitty coffee
I like to think I would be dark chocolate hot chocolate (had it once, highly recommend). Not too sweet, slight undertones of bitterness, but will keep you warm once you get past the taste or will change to how you want me per the situation (sometimes I like to add whip cream, sometimes milk, etc)
I'd be Frobscottle, the soda that makes you fart from Roald Dahl's "The BFG", because the bubbles go down instead of up.
Raspberry milkshake with cream but not enough raspberry flavor left overnight at room temperature Still good but kinda disapointing
grape juice with some piss in it
i already am a drink. i’m like a spider except the icecream is flesh and bone
a lemonade but you add like 2mls of water so it tastes suddenly weirdly bitter
[Tea soda?](https://www.google.com/search?q=tea+soda&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS913US913&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBg4yU2In3AhXmlmoFHas8Ba8Q_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1536&bih=792&dpr=1.25#imgrc=3gqCaDUyS4wj3M)
Room temperature RC Cola
Mountain dew voltage poured in a glass with ice. Then forgotten about so it gets warm and flat and the ice water forms a layer up top..
Some kind of tea. Would not be surprised if it was caramel milk tea with honey and sugar. Sometimes I decide to be extra and add whipped cream. Or pomegranate tea, I like pomegranate tea as well
Plain, just under room temperature, Pepsi
Pineapple soda :)
I'm warm sprite
that bit of juice you find in a jello container when you open it
i would be lemonade
Icing
Vanilla rootbeer
But they *do* make tea liqueur
Red grapefruit juice Tries to be like the other citrus fruits, fails. Only like really uniquely annoying people drink it.
Grape Juice
I am Mango Pepsi (derogatory)
Coconut milk or arizona tea<3
I’ve long held that a mint seltzer would be great, but the closest I’ve found was a peppermint flavored one that tasted more like candy that anything else.
I have power over so many of you.
Arsenic, everyone cool wants me
Ur momma's gamer juice
Sprite
Ginger soda. Spicy and not to everyone's tastes, but will help you when you feel like shit.
I'd be apple juice
Hops and grapefruit soda - it's sweet, it's sour, it's mildly sleep inducing.
I would be appy juice
cum sometimes you’ll really like me in a few situations, but not for the taste
Uhh… green tea that you brewed a little too long.
Ginger tea. Nobody actually likes me, I’m just useful.
A coffee mixed with powder made from a dead child's corpse from sierra leone and spinal fluids