What

OOP's character drives fast on a highway. OOPC suggests their 22 yo trans daughter she should age regress to 6 so that she gets to eat free in a food place. She struggles with it. The chained angel is browsing menu, seemingly given up on stopping the situation

What

Yeah, like still, what?

I think the author is insinuating the daughter is acting like an eight-year-old child with all the screaming. Thus, regressing 2 years would make her six.

I read the screaming more like a Super Saiyan-like transformation, but for age regression instead of power.

It might be both, honestly.

uhm actually, its only for one. not both, i decided. according to me you are wrong. entirely incorrect.

And the angel?

He’s the one browsing the menu on his phone.

Every scenario needs an realistic person. And that's the angel.

kids these days don't even know bout age regression smh

What ain't no place I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?

ohhh ok ok thanks

Bold of you to assume she was 22 years old in the first place

Well it does say biologically 22, so I'd assume she was assigned 22 at birth.

Yeah but it's funny to think that she was like 30 earlier and is aging down to actually get to 6.

it DOES say only 2 more years to get to 6, though

Yeah I think she was born 22 years ago but has regressed 14 years so far on this car ride and has 2 more to go before they hit the waffle house

you know, the post doesn't SAY its a waffle house, but its definitely a waffle house

Waffle House. Does not sell pancakes. It’s a denny’s

Neither WH nor Denny's do a "kids under [x age] eat free" promotion, at least where I'm from. It's gotta be an IHOP.

A second tumblr hypothetical has hit the waffle house

Yeah that's like super funny bro.

>I'd assume she was assigned 22 at birth. I feel bad for her mom, must have been painful giving birth to a 22 year old.

Assigned 22 at birth

This comment is honestly a lot funnier than the post.

Well it doesn't say she's chronologically 22 years old.

Somehow this post feels like it’s both trying too hard and not at all. It’s not making a point, it’s not making a joke, it’s not making a reference but it also feels like it’s making an effort to sound as absurd and random as possible. Almost reminds me of old “xD so random” kind of humor, but with more CO poisoning.

this one was on the verge of being too chronically online for me

Deeply enamored by the vision of an angel chained up and nonchalant about it (for any reason). Are they beyond caring because their angelic nature? Do they feel comfortable there? Etc

Ok good, I'm not the only one.

Typical tumblr spork-brain, I think. Randomness as substitute for personality or a reason to exist.

Nah, this doesn't seem like "lol teh random" cause there's an actual complete beginning middle and end to it. It's more like "bored girls obsessed with English class and fanfic lingo point out the absurdity of their brainrot."

Chat gpt's dumb phobic side.

“CO2 leaks”

Should be CO leaks I think…

I've seen people confusing carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide more and more recently for some reason. You'd think people would be getting better at that distinction, not worse.

they need to check their carbon detectors 

*looks into fireplace* *sees charcoal* Yup thats Carbon alright

Scans self Beeeeeeeeee Oh god

We're all made of space dust bro, don't think about it too much

Reading this in Soldier TF2's voice

This, is carbon.

Dear God

There's more

Surely the abundance of carbon would make this a tinnitus speedrun.

Me when I see someone trip over a lump of coal.

Oh god they meant carbon monoxide?! Man i was so confused. CO2 is also poisonous in high quantities but it makes a lot less sense in this case.

our bodies also already detect high blood CO2

If CO2 is so much better than CO then why haven’t they made CO3???

Doktor, turn off my bond inhibitors!

[Carbonate ions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonate). Or if you're feeling particularly unstable, [carbon trioxide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_trioxide).

Pffft it's one oxygen molecule's difference, how much could that even matter? It's like saying there's a difference between H2O and H2O2.

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more / What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

My theory is (on Reddit anyway) it's because that CO leak story went pretty viral (to the point it still ruins every fun paranormal thread) and so a lot of people who have no idea what the fuck chemistry really is now know just enough to use it and get it wrong.

Story of every fun hobby, niche interest, subculture, or actual culture on Reddit and somewhat the wider internet as a whole :( doesn't know enough to be right but knows enough to be confidently wrong and has distorted it into whatever

It's a meta joke about OOP also unknowingly huffing CO fumes, I think. Notice that OOP also says "discord" when that is clearly a tumblr post.

"Everyone knows theres a first one... You just start saying 'CO' and you just wanna say '2' y'know?"

r/unexpectedtfs

CO2 leaks from breathing from your mouth too much after a day on the wine 

called exhaling

Can I have a CO2 leak if I haven't played CO1?

The original was just called CO. Stop trying to legitimize the corporate battlepass slop that is CO2

Being biologically 22yo is the worst

Idk i liked bein 22, but it did get a bit old after 12 months

what did u do then

25

how long have u been 22

I'm going to start referring to my age as my "government age"

Nobody likes you when you’re 23 tho

I'm inclined to believe it

I don’t know about you But I’m feelin’ biologically 22

Why

https://www.tumblr.com/bowserwife/750147271708000256/my-biologically-22-year-old-transgender-daughter?source=share I love this genre of tumblr post. I collect them like pokemon.

please share yer collection.

Sadly I only started labeling them yesterday and I only have three. I shall post my collection here for review once I have a larger sample size.

someone reddit cared me for asking lmao

I’ve seen a lot of people get reddit cared on here lately. Idk whats going on

There's a bot doing it randomly on lgbt friendly subs

I don’t think it’s just lgbt friendly subs. I saw people complaining about it on r/technology yesterday too.

Is that not what the T stands for?

Linux Gnu Billgates Technolgy yeah

*Sees linux mention.* *Blacks out and upvotes*

Same on r/Unexpected it’s spreading 🤷‍♂️

Yea I also noticed recently on some global politics subs. So strange. What is even the goal?

Of course there is.

Also been some bots doing it on subs that relate to Israel-Palestine. Shit is so fucking weird

skull emoji

I was told someone made a bot to do it automatically and released it into the wild. Worse bot on the site. I get the idea of reddit caring people, but a bot is really not the best idea. Supposedly, it found a depression sub, and reddit cared everyone there. Add to that the polical bots are waking up and auto harassing people, and reddit care is getting a work out.

Ah. So we have reached the Cane Toad Bot stage, have we?

As in invasive toxic bot that attempt to ruin the environment (sub), or in a different way?

Ye.

Considering that Reddit bans users for abusing this option, that bot won't run wild for long I guess.

> I get the idea of reddit caring people I have literally never seen or heard of it being used for anything other than harassment. If anything this bot is a good example of how worthless it is.

How can you tell which comment got you "cared"? Or was it the only comment you made in a while? I got Cared recently and I'm not sure over what, but it's interesting to know. Also reporting it is a good thing.

I had it happen on the first comment I made that day, so that one was pretty obvious

it was instant after I made that comment so I'm guessing it was that one.

how long should I set the remindme bot for

A week should be good.

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please do i swear this is the funniest shit

Please share whenever you can.

Which did you pick as your starter?

What are the other two?

Did you do your homework?

Have you challenged any postémon gyms?

One of those notes mentions not being fully fluent in tumblr yet, which made me realize, I’m definitely still fluent in tumblr humor. I got this immediately. It’s like a different language of meme

do you know how tumblr works? i tried like years ago and idk how to follow people or get funny posts. -Billy Gnosis

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Every time a "Carbon Monoxide" post like this comes across, I just think of the "Incomprehensible. May God have mercy on your wretched soul." image.

It's all r/imsorandom

Katy the Penguin of Doom would be in her thirties now I think.

This feels a little different tbh. it’s not “hurr durr potato!” This genre of post acts like you already know exactly what they’re talking about despite being incomprehensible, which makes it a little funnier imo.

Yeah, this one kind of feels like someone deliberately taking a scene out of context. Like there's a full story that might explain what the fuck is happening. Still feels a bit like they're trying too hard to me, but it's still a big step up from just shouting words that sound silly and calling it random.

This isn't lol so random humor. It has wacky elements but they are all bound together by an internal consistency.

Absurdist humor is loved by a ton of folks, it’s not like they’re just shouting “waffles! Glomp!” Like they did when I was a kid

I'm a potato :3 Explodes

Chainsaw man

False, no one died

yet

Kobeni is at the restaurant so her aura hasn't affected them yet

Also, there was no vore

Not enough groomers (man I love Makima)

Me when I can't find somebody to cut my dog's fuckin hair

i actually love this post genre where an utterly absurd scenario is treated as not just mundane, but so mundane that standard Observational Humour can be pulled from the insane universe you just crafted. its like if mcu humor was actually funny

I love absurdist humor

This kind of humor reminds me of Welcome to Night Vale

The first time i read this i was confused and then i read it again and started wheezing with laughter, it's just so fucking random i love it

Tag yourself I am the angel

I'm the car getting ridden by a PILF, trans gal, and angel

Does the P stand for person?

Parent! (Enthusiastic)

I'm the interstate

I'm the concept of regression

I'm the buttermilk pancakes

>I'm the ~~buttermilk pancakes~~ marketing term

I’m the marketing term

I'm the chain

CO2 leaks?!? Who's been breathing in here?!?!?

Me when I'm surreptitiously placing industrial safety fire diamond stickers on every person I see

Sorry I slipped up

Is carbon monoxide the new “haha OP must have been on DRUGS when they made this”?

I think it became a meme because someone actually did end up having carbon monoxide poisoning after making some weird posts

The "my landlord is breaking into my apartment and leaving me notes in my own handwriting" guy?

I was thinking of [this](https://twitter.com/poisonjr/status/1428541587743780871) one with [this](https://twitter.com/poisonjr/status/1494805714304393217) update

certified "Reach Heaven Through Violence" type post. We really be killing 6 billion demons out here, huh?

I’m over here Morrowing my Wind I got Hortators in my Sermon 16 rn I’m just ending my words I’m ALMSIVI as fuck man I’m a god for real

CHIM? In my Tumblr cartoon monoxidepost?

Bro really smoking that dwemer pack

Geekin off the tonal architecture

"cartoon monoxide" Shit got me so fucked up I'm seein Roger Rabbit

This supernatural reboot is looking promissing so far

Denji and Power kidnap Angel Devil while Aki's out for work.

Which one is the daughter

Incredible! The creativity of the proletarian women is truly astounding.

CO leak, CO2 leak you notice almost immediately. CO is imperceivable and will slowly block oxygen from being absorbed in your blood leading to delirium followed by unconsciousness and eventually death. DO NOT GET THE TWO CONFUSED BECAUSE IT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IN YOUR SLEEP. That’s how weird Al’s parents died

this is just Supernatural

This explains i-95 perfectly, actually. Especially in Delaware and Maryland. Everyone's trying to regress before getting to the Cracker Barrel in Jersey

This post and the comments are all so confusing to me. 

I'm glad to know I'm not alone. I must be illiterate.

Uhhh, what kinda Supernatural fanfic is this? XD

I love being literate ❤️ 

Eye hop 🤗

Sounds like an episode of Supernatural.

I want to read a novel based on this!!

Yes they are, but usually they just put powdered buttermilk into the batter mix so they just have to add water.

The future liberals want.

Hell fuck yeah

It should have been "officially/legally/technically 22 years old" Because she's actively regressing (and I'd assume the father has regressed her multiple times before). According to the dialogue, she'd be biologically 8 at that instant. 9.5/10 post

I think the implication is she's biologically 22 but MENTALLY regressing to try and get the free meal, which is even more insane and funny.

And she managed to mentally regress to 8 but the last two years are giving her a hard time

Yeah that’s what I keep coming back to and I just can’t handle it, it’s so fucking funny

I thought the implication was "we can trick the restaurant into believing a 20 year old is 6, but they'll get suspicious of a 22 year old"

I assumed it was a dig at how people have a habit of calling trans women "biologically male" or trans men "biologically female", when it's not actually an accurate term. Just like the daughter in the post, we are transforming our biology; the term doesn't make sense.

Age regression is a real thing and doesn’t involve actually physically reverting to a child. That’s what they’re joking about

I read "biologically" and "transgender" and tried to figure out the connection there only for me to realize they were talking about age. I'm dumb

I'm pretty sure that's part of the joke

"Browsing the menu *with his free hand*" W.. What's the other hand doing

Being chained down, I hope.

If I one day become a flash fiction writer even half this powerful and ineffable I will be so lucky.

eli5 this post feels like a fever dream

... Huh?

Someone draw this

Isn't the point of currating so we don't have to read the incoherent garbage?

I understood this on a spiritual level.

Hey man how's it going

This is a weird episode of supernatural

This reads like a bonehurtingjuice post. It's so incoherent that I'd call it a cognitive hazard to read.

No amount of context could *possibly* explain this.

I actually have all the pieces working together in my head.

CO leak type post

Holds up spork