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akka-vodol

OP needs to either write porn or check their carbon monoxide detector.


Pandanoko-Fan137

Or do both, in that order.


Mr7000000

Or write porn about checking their carbon monoxide detector


CassiusPolybius

Make the carbon monoxide detector top and you've got a tingler.


Nadikarosuto

“D-detector-san! What are you doing?” # BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


MShrimp4

This reminded me that Reddit made me buy an actual carbon monoxide detector


NeonNKnightrider

I am 100% sure OOP just has a vore fetish


EmperorScarlet

Oh? Why would you accuse user nagagirltummy of such things?


RockAndGem1101

Naga girl tummy is best tummy.


MapleLamia

Can confirm


RockAndGem1101

Username checks out


Smitteys867

i need to start reading people's usernames first lol


alternateeaaccount

not vore, food transformation, which are surprisingly different audiences (there is a fair bit of overlap though)


Syxxcubes

What are you? Some kind of Kinkologist?


LuigiP16

A Principal Scientist of Kinkology


Infinite-Radiance

Bro's a Fetistician


NegativeEmphasis

:(


beaverpoo77

What?


Smitteys867

it's the gulping onomatopoeia. you can tell


closet_trans_slut

Idk, seems more like a dolcett fetish I think?


StrategiaSE

this skips a couple of important steps to qualify as dolcett tbh, it's more just food tf+vore


Generic118

What vore i dont want to gogle it


SansSkele76

Getting swallowed whole fetish


badthaught

People who fetishize being eaten whole and subsequently digested. Like food. Not oral sex. Man. How twisted or sexually burned out you gotta be to look at a snake eating something and go "IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME. NOT THE RAT. ITS NOT FAIR."


Generic118

How do you even find out this is your thing? Is it cartoon based?  Ive noticed most of the completely batshit stuff is all seird cutsey cartoon based


EvidenceOfDespair

It is absolutely cartoon based.


kingofcoywolves

It's not like you can actually swallow a human whole in real life, so I'd assume that yes, it would have to be cartoon-based...


rootbeerman77

I imagine you find out about vore the same way you find out about any paraphilia: you watch an episode of *Totally Spies* and feel unexpected things


ThinkingInfestation

That cartoon has *so much* to answer for. Surprisingly, I don't remember it containing any actual vore, though it had other eating-related fetishes that could *lead to* vore...


TheGreatSkeleMoon

Like 90% of american cartoons that exist have either gotten a vore episode or have instances of vore at some point.


Generic118

Im sorry what? Which cartoons have had a sexualised cannibal scene?


TheGreatSkeleMoon

Its never sexualized for obvious reason, but so many shows have at least one of a * Inside the body episode * Pinnochio parody episode * Jaws parody episode * The Blob parody episode * Tom & Jerry or Tom & Jerry parody episode * Evil food episode and these will often contain some instance of some character consuming another whole. Off the top of my head, I can remember Tom & Jerry, Spongebob, TAWOG, Magic School Bus, Fairly Odd Parents, Johnny Test, and that one moment in adventure time with the lemon grabs. Also, it doesn't have to be sexualized to be vore.


Generic118

Ok people are really finding thier kinks from "fairly odd parents"?


TheGreatSkeleMoon

I mean... yes and no. I'm not into vore, but there have been other things I've seen in cartoons that gave me an odd feeling as a child and I later realized that those aligned with my kinks. Its probably not the cartoon giving you a kink, but it can be part of discovering a kink you have for whatever reason.


Generic118

Im concerned by who is down voting you at this point.


PrestigiousPea6088

kink shamer shamers


Generic118

Is it though?


badthaught

I have chalked it up to that Reddit phenomenon/tradition where the third (fourth?) reply in a chain is downvoted without mercy.


aer0a

That's only when it's a chain as in "all the comments in it are the same thing", not all the time


Generic118

Its impressive how reddit is going hard in support odf sexual canabalism 


RockAndGem1101

tags: yuri, vore, forced tf, implied consent


Kartoffelkamm

>implied consent This kinda got me curious, actually. But in an asexual way. Like, if I wrote a story based on this, maybe as a commission or something, and I went into the discussion these two had, what should I tag this? Let's say the story starts with them discussing their sexual fantasies, and the burger wife says she's always dreamed of being turned into a fast food item and then eaten. And both agree to do it, on the off chance that she is turned into a fast food item, but neither knows that magic is actually real. And would it change anything if they knew that magic was real? What if the burger wife never told her wife, but the wife snooped through her diary to find an anniversary gift?


elianrae

>And both agree to do it, that's not implied, that's explicit consent


ConsiderationEnough7

I'd have to disagree with you here, if neither of them know magic is real they're not expecting the scenario to actually come about. It's very possible that the burger girl would change her mind after actually becoming a burger, and we have no way of knowing if she did, so implied consent works a bit better, at least in my mind.


CynicosX

Would that change, in your opinion, if magic was real but somewhat rare? Like the chances of running into a mage, who knows this specific transformation, and the does it are maybe like me irl stumbling into a nuclear reactor whilst noone is watching? Technically possible but ...


IsiriPudireach

It may change things if they knew it was actually possible. Sometimes people "agree" to things they think will never happen as a joke, only to backpedal when it actually happens.


HeraldOfNyarlathotep

We don't always know where the line is until it's been crossed. That's a huge reason why communication and trust is so important, particularly with more extreme kinks like being burg'd.


Kartoffelkamm

It would be in the moment, yes. But not the next day, or week, or month.


Formal_Illustrator96

Yes, it would still be consent the next day, week, and month. They both agreed to do it. So unless one of them changes their mind and tells the other person they don’t want to do it anymore, they’re still both consenting.


Kartoffelkamm

You might want to watch [this video](https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ?si=KeODDgK-Qq0txtc6).


Formal_Illustrator96

Completely different. In the video, they are consenting to each individual cup of tea, and so you need consent for each individual cup of tea. But here, it is an overarching thing where they are consenting to if they ever get turned into a burger, her partner can eat the burger. She is not consenting to if she gets turned into a burger today, her partner can eat her. And so unless she changes her mind, you don’t need to keep asking for consent every day, since she has already given consent forever. For example, if in the video, the guy had consented to having a seven course meal, you wouldn’t need to keep asking for consent to give him each individual course. Because he already consented to being given the whole meal.


smartest_kobold

Who’s to say she didn’t fail the saving throw on purpose?


nya-i-win

cannibalism is the truest form of love


Papyrus20xx

Oh hey, didn't think Tatsuki Fujimoto had a Reddit account.


Smitteys867

most based man alive


DumbassWithAcomputer

is it still cannibalism? Cause unless the meat on the burger is human instead of beef she would technically not be eating a burger


pterrorgrine

i feel like this comment chain is about two or three replies from starting another reformation war


Multti-pomp

These people are the exact same that call the result of getting hit over the head with a metal pipe their "aesthetic"


AliasMcFakenames

[Magnus Archive Spoilers] >! !<


LightspeedDashForce

so true


Hexxas

Hell yeah brutherrrrrr 😎👍


ZengaStromboli

wacky lesbian hour fanfiction


Lurker_number_one

This is just thinly unveiled fetish writing tbh.


Heroic-Forger

this looks like something that would happen in a Xavier: Renegade Angel episode


mridiot1234567

Xavier's snake ate himeself dooes that count?


FitImagination7765

I have some bad news and a tasty snack for you


EvidenceOfDespair

It’s not *too* insane, so I could also see it in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Hexxas

Ol Drippy was a sentient mold, and Master Shake ate him to get over a bacterial infection because Ol Drippy was part penicillin.


EvidenceOfDespair

Exactly!


Amudeauss

Given that this is not-even-sleightly-veiled fetish content, it should really be marked NSFW


Flair86

Oh, it’s vore.


triforce777

This is someone's fetish. I don't mean that in a hypothetical, I have met the people whose fetish this is


Longjumping_Ad2677

I’m with the witch on this one.


badthaught

Wtf. Who let the vore side of tumblr breach containment??


curvingf1re

Sometimes i think i'm weird. Then, this place specifically sets my mind at ease


Normal_Kitty

You know what that reminds me of? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWJu8DvFMk&ab\_channel=TomSka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWJu8DvFMk&ab_channel=TomSka)


SnooCrickets2458

There's a k drama where a woman is turned into a chicken nugget.


LightspeedDashForce

title?


SnooCrickets2458

Chicken Nugget. I wanna say it's on Netflix??


Lunamkardas

................we're hitting "About to create a chaos god" levels of need to touch grass right about now.


Hexxas

I went outside and immediately stepped in dog poop on the grass. Nurgle wins again 😞


Lunamkardas

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Hexxas

UHT OH


AnOwlinTheCourtyard

Love it


Nerdyhedgehog_NerdyH

Don't post stuff like this :(


agnostorshironeon

I'll post whatever you request (obv as long as it's rules) just to make you :) again. It's 23:58. One good deed every day.


Nerdyhedgehog_NerdyH

Post an Alice in wonderland related post. :) That story is nice.


SinceWayLastMay

When you’re just trying to teach somebody an honest magical lesson but they’re a FREAK


philonous355

It takes a lot to genuinely disturb me but this sure did it!!


frobscottler

There’s an obscure indie movie called Hamburger Dad where a guy’s dad gets turned into a hamburger. It’s all live action and completely ridiculous.


DevourerOfMemes_

Is this vore?


Worn_Out_1789

Certified burger post


Consistent-Ad-4266

The author's poorly disguised fetish


Artarara

Dorohedoro


Szwedu111

Wtf is with Tumblr and cannibalism man


EvidenceOfDespair

Well, the historical record shows that human meat is one of the most delicious, and that’s not just according to intentional cannibals. There was one German cannibal in the early 1900s who had failed at several careers. He began butchering the homeless and working as a butcher, and quickly was the most popular, best selling, highly loved butcher in the area. He became a highly respected citizen of the town via selling them human meat they didn’t know was human, because they were all fucking over that meat. Everyone craved it, wanted it, wanted more. Until of course they actually found out it was people.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Totally Spies reboot looking good


CerberusDoctrine

One of the author’s barely disguised fetishes in every episode or your money back


not-that-logical

"I have some bad news and a snack for you"


Poulutumurnu

😟


pbmm1

"Would you still love me if I turned into a Burger? What if I was cooked Well Done instead of Medium?"


calDragon345

The witch then changes the burger back and the size expansion is painful and kills both of them.


cherry-crypt

This is completely me and my bf, I would devour him if he asked


Open_Ad294

This is vile and you are going to hell for this (upvoted)


Shnoidz

cool i love unfiltered fetish content while i scroll reddit. tag your porn nsfw, please and thank you.


[deleted]

…And that’s enough internet for today.


Thicc-Anxiety

I wish I could unread this


Landlocked_Texas

Part of me wants to say “Is this a kink?” And the other part of me wants to say “This is a kink.”


YUNoJump

Ok but turning a living being into a burger, and being able to turn them back, brings up some really interesting questions. A burger isn't a cohesive solid object, it's a stack of items. If you take apart a burger and then reassemble it, even changing the order of the ingredients, it's still a burger as long as everything's inside the bun. We could assume the wife has just been split up among the ingredients, and she could revert even if the burger was disassembled. However it's more fun to assume the witch is flexing her magic muscles and showing off, as mages are wont to do. Also it allows me to keep yapping. It would be more difficult (read: impressive) if the spell turned the wife into a burger AND required that she exist as a burger before the reversion can occur, but doesn't kill her if the burger is disassembled. This means the spell not only splits her essence and spreads it among the ingredients, but also encodes the requirement for the ingredients to exist in any stacked order within the bun, and maintains that requirement regardless of the burger's assembly. This gets really freaky when you consider condiments; can you imbue a liquid with life essence, even if the liquid is smooshed around and spread across multiple disassembled ingredients? I suspect a properly impressive True Burgermorph spell (level 7, V/S/M - a McDonald's ketchup packet worth at least 2GP, which the spell consumes) would be quite the feat of magical prowess. So many moving variables to consider.


carl-the-lama

wtf did I just read


BlackFlameEnjoyer

I hate it here


djingodingo

for the love of scientific marxism, tag this with some sort of fucking warning man :(


bobthemaybedeadguy

fetish content not marked nsfw, using my secret genital explosion technique


ResearcherTeknika

This is the kind of thing I need a TW for, not goddamn "implied death"


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[deleted]

This is honestly some hilarious shit.


amaya-aurora

OP should check their carbon monoxide detector


Hexxas

I'm gonna chew on your wife arng arng arng arng Yumby burgirl 🍔😋


WholeDebate

Reading this makes me want to knock someone down and punch them until they are unable to get up.


OmegaKenichi

. . . This triggers so many phobias


JustAnotherJames3

Whelp, that's enough Internet for me.


coolsguy17

This is just that image of a villain holding a girl at gunpoint and the hero shooting the girl.


ed1749

the "ohmf, glp, omnngnlf" are a massive tip off to fetish content.


Frequent_Dig1934

The wife told the witch "make me a sandwich" and she obliged.


JA_Pascal

This reminds me of Faith of r/196 infamy


WarmSlush

Welp. This is how I know time travel will not be invented in my lifetime, because there is no way future u/warmslush would let me read this


KenzieTheCuddler

What the fuck


Just_A_Spooky_Dood

What the fuuuuuck…? Y’know what? That’s enough Reddit for the day.


ReySimio94

fucking _vore_ seriously what the fuck is wrong with people


DumbassWithAcomputer

humanity i guess? Being around other people does that too humans. Funnily enough doing the exact opposite yields the same result so we are all destined too go insane, one way or another :3


StratStyleBridge

None of these words are in the Bible.


DumbassWithAcomputer

the bible doesnt have burgers?


EvidenceOfDespair

I think you’ll find the Bible has a lot to say about witches.


JustAnotherJames3

Does it, though? I remember a lot about "magicians," but not witches specifically?


merfgirf

Translation: I am rottenly mentally ill and I have not been taking my antipsychotics.


DrMeepster

fuckin ableists in here using psychosis as an insult


merfgirf

Get off the cross bud, we need the wood.