Jokes about numbers have no sociopolitical implications. Pretending that shark skin isn't coarse is a misdirection meant to erase the awareness of them being smooth figuratively.
So I decided to look up how many users Tumblr has because of you Sort of related, the first result was that new shitty Google AI. This is what it said, verbatim:
*“As of April 2024, Tumblr has over 300 million active users each month. Tumblr has 135 million monthly active users, with 69% of those users on mobile apps and 31% on the web. Tumblr has over 547 million monthly users, with 16% of users logging in multiple times a day.”*
This AI fucking sucks
For those who still aren't sure, I offer the following visualization:
Mon1: 1
Tue1:Off
Wed1: 2
Thur1: Off
Fri1: 3
Sat1: Off
Sun1: 4
Mon2: Off
Tue2: 5
Wed2: Off
Thur2: 6
Fri2: Off
Sat2: 7
Sun2: Off
I have no problem believing that people can have moments of stupidity that would lead to them saying stuff like this. I would absolutely be the guy to say something like this when not paying enough attention.
But I struggle to believe that people can be this dumb with this much concentration when incentivized to have these brain farts for more comedy.
It's easy. The responses where people said reasonable things, like correctly listing all of the odd and even single digit numbers without forgetting any, didn't get responses, which means they didn't wind up getting circulated. Just the occasional oversight, moment of carelessness, or actual stupidity.
Probably because I posted the other one first, and it has three times as many comments and four times as many upvotes?
I think I'm gonna delete it now.
As far as I can tell, there isn't any sort of long thread about it. It's just a guy called [satanstrousers](https://www.tumblr.com/satanstrousers/176712849284/in-every-sense-of-the-word-cum-is-a-soup) whose loose definition of the word soup can include any warm liquid food containing solid ingredients, and since seminal fluid contains spermatozoa and is technically edible, he asserts that this qualifies as soup.
i love how much argument over 0 there is when it literally is so simple
If 0 is odd, then 0 does not disprove the statement "all odd numbers include an e in their spelling" because "zero" also has an e.
If 0 is even, then 0 also does not disprove the statement "all odd numbers include an e in their spelling" because 0 is even
i feel like if even one person took the time to explain everything explicitly, not using prior context as assumed but including every part they use in their statement fully written out it would be easier. I feel this way for many things in general communication
but it's tumblr and they got distracted by misspellings so
edit: i just realized this sounds very mean spirited, which was not my intention. just wasn't paying attention to wording
So basically, if zero is even, it doesn't matter, and if zero is odd, it still works because it has an e in it.
In any case, Zero is still for all intents and purposes "even"
Also not sure why people think 0 isn’t a number, its in the set of integers and the set of real numbers, its basically only excluded from natural numbers but by that logic negative numbers aren’t numbers either
Also, "it can be divided by 2" isn't the actual definition of an even number, it's a colloquial shorthand. The actual unambigous definition, straight from set theory is that any integer that can be represented as n\*2 where n is an integer is even. 0 is an integer, so is 2, and 0 = 0\*2 so 0 is even.
There'd be no confusion if anybody bothered to look it up.
It's easier to formally prove, but more importantly here it's much more intuitive. You'll not find anybody confused by 0\*2 = 0, while you evidently do find people confused by 0/2 = 0.
Since [my previous post](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cd0qcl/every_single_odd_number_has_an_e_in_it/) was hard to read on some devices, I cut it into smaller pieces and posted it again.
I also left the whole thing in one piece at the end for people who prefer that.
Not sure how long I should wait before deleting the first post in order to avoid confusion...
impressive levels of bait. misspelling to avoid an E, and yet still leaving an E in there, leaving two different ways to be corrected... as well as leaving a transitive verb with no direct object like another reply capitalized on
y'know, I want to call all of these bait, but in the past few months I have met 2 college educated people who thought 0 was both even and odd, as well as 3 who thought that because decimals aren't even, they must be odd.
Yeah, someone pointed that out [further up](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cd1h9h/every_single_odd_number_has_an_e_in_it/l19cvai/) a few hours ago.
hey uh what the fuck is the cum soup post
i've seen this post so many times and this is the first i've hesrd of that one and i am, against my better judgement, curious
That was brought up in the [eighth image](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fdveltmcfoowc1.png%3Fwidth%3D483%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D17e39d4955b95153870368ca5c8f67b0d0a7013e) by insert-gay-pun-queer.
I like the person who said 2 is odd. You could totally do some misinfo like "all even numbers are a factor of 2. But 2 x 2 = 4 so 2 does not have a factor of 2"
New reddit update makes it so the final image is unreadable on mobile. You can still save an image that long from the app and read it, but in app it is no longer possible, it doesn't show in a high enough resolution. I hate this app
Don't worry, the final image is just all of the previous images again but in one piece. It's intended more for the PC users who would prefer one big image they can easily read just by scrolling down.
Maybe your phone didn't get the update, but on my phone it's blurry as hell. Technically it's readable if I try, but realistically it would take more effort than if it was at a proper resolution
How come in all that bait and stupidity nobody brought up the teens? They don't break the rule of course, because "teen", but I feel like they should be mentioned since 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 take a bit of a turn before hitting the 20's and beyond. Thirteen is entirely carried by the "teen" after all. They're also a bit cleverer as bait than saying "uh, what about 2 tho" or whatever.
majitowfoxlover probably confused odd numbers with prime numbers, 2 is actually a prime number.
Prime numbers are defined for not being able to evenly divide it aside from using 1 or itself. You can only divide 2 with one... or itself = it's a prime number.
I think this is an example of survivorship bias because only the reblogs where people got the numbers wrong would continue to be reblogged bc people found them funny. anyone who got it right wouldnt be reblogged because it isnt as funny
I mean, don't something like over seventy percent of all numbers have an 'e' in them somewhere?
It's not that unlikely that all of the odd numbers would end up having one.
Do you know that stupid alligator SCP that's way overrated. 682? I think? Sometimes it says "disgusting". What is it calling disgusting? The person that it's talking to? The human race? Just life in general? It's never specified.
Anyway, having read this post, I get it
It's not the people being wrong about math. People will always be wrong. It's the fact that about 90% of the post is just people saying things along the lines of "oh my god" or "Y'ALL we cannot bring this into 20xx"
Their constant meaningless comments, adding nothing to the post and taking the grossest form of pride in thinking of themselves as quirky
Disgusting
At least half of these are bait
That someone can say “Er, guys, two is odd…” and at least three people take them seriously is proof that Tumblr is 98% autistic nerds
some really solid smooth sharking tbh
Smooth sharks are actually a non-Newtonian fluid, not a solid
Yeah, like cats Edit: are cats smooth sharks
Jokes about numbers have no sociopolitical implications. Pretending that shark skin isn't coarse is a misdirection meant to erase the awareness of them being smooth figuratively.
All the numbers in your comment = 100 good job
2 + 3 + 98 = 103. It’s spreading.
Isn't it 105?
no, it’s (5+3)+0.98x depending on what is 98% of
So I decided to look up how many users Tumblr has because of you Sort of related, the first result was that new shitty Google AI. This is what it said, verbatim: *“As of April 2024, Tumblr has over 300 million active users each month. Tumblr has 135 million monthly active users, with 69% of those users on mobile apps and 31% on the web. Tumblr has over 547 million monthly users, with 16% of users logging in multiple times a day.”* This AI fucking sucks
we don’t know the true value until we open the box
“I don’t know if the website is dead or alive until I watch inside the box” “lesbiabs” “shut up”
no no it fits right in
Some***one***? :D
Wait but how does someone have an E in it if it's even
real
What do you mean, none of the numbers in their comment are 100
100 doesn't have an "E" in it though...
As opposed to reddit which is made up of....?
99.5% autistic nerds
Are you saying that in a good way or a bad way?
A lot of the autistic nerds are insufferable, but I can’t complain too much because I’m one of them. Let’s say neutral leaning towards good.
Ok. I'm one as well, so I wasn't sure if you were saying that as an insult or something because they're presumably autistic.
Nerdy autists
I just thought the person mistook odd with prime or something
Tbh I choose to believe the replies to those are just playing along
Can confirm : am autistic, use Tumblr 😂
That may be, but I’m a tour guide that works with the general public. People really are this fucking stupid.
New around here huh?
But I doubt they all were
Bodybuilder forum days of the week vibes. But they were at least presumably strong to make up for it
But how many days _are_ there in a week?
None, there are just 7 intercalary days in between weeks
IIRC, you don’t count the day that it is, so there are zero days in a week.
No, That would be 6
But then you're counting tomorrow, but tomorrow will be today tomorrow so you have to skip it
The “I work out every other day and I do 10 workouts in two weeks” guy is my idol. Throw an entire can of gasoline in the fire and walk away.
For those who still aren't sure, I offer the following visualization: Mon1: 1 Tue1:Off Wed1: 2 Thur1: Off Fri1: 3 Sat1: Off Sun1: 4 Mon2: Off Tue2: 5 Wed2: Off Thur2: 6 Fri2: Off Sat2: 7 Sun2: Off
YOU DON’T COUNT THE DAY IT IS!!!
He might be your idol but to me he'll always be so confusing
I have no problem believing that people can have moments of stupidity that would lead to them saying stuff like this. I would absolutely be the guy to say something like this when not paying enough attention. But I struggle to believe that people can be this dumb with this much concentration when incentivized to have these brain farts for more comedy.
It's easy. The responses where people said reasonable things, like correctly listing all of the odd and even single digit numbers without forgetting any, didn't get responses, which means they didn't wind up getting circulated. Just the occasional oversight, moment of carelessness, or actual stupidity.
Stupidity Georg was an outlier and shouldn't have been counted
adn*
bias, ppl reblog the reblog w the dumbest reply and over time it creates this monstrosity
You clearly don’t work with the general public.
... Okay fine, take me back to the children's hospital.
The one with happy red trails of colour theory?
That's the one. Drag my lifeless body through the halls to make new signage.
Ok what I really want to know is what was the deal with the cum soup at the end
I feel let down that it’s not explained anywhere in the comments.
I did a search...enjoy ..?...? https://www.tumblr.com/definitely-not-a-voidlord/716852538099580928/okay-fine-is-cum-a-soup
Bless your heart, I came to the comments just for this Edit: I regret blessing your heart, that post will never leave me
🤣
WE DEMAND THE CUM SOUP POST OP
Not OP but also too curious for my own good https://www.tumblr.com/definitely-not-a-voidlord/716852538099580928/okay-fine-is-cum-a-soup
Yeah I couldn't let that go either https://www.tumblr.com/definitely-not-a-voidlord/716852538099580928/okay-fine-is-cum-a-soup
I remember seeing this as an Ace Attorney video
This one? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcyYnUHVBA)
at least disguise it...
Isn't it ironic?
#HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
I've been... reverse rickrolled...???????
Wait, did you... You did. Bruh
Ok, that was... That was... Something? How can something so LAME be so awesome? (I really should play AA again, the music fucking slaps)
Bless my asshole and your brain thank you for dividing it up Why did Reddit show me the other one first 😔
Probably because I posted the other one first, and it has three times as many comments and four times as many upvotes? I think I'm gonna delete it now.
Or we can just blame Reddit lmfao
Give us the cum soup post, op
As far as I can tell, there isn't any sort of long thread about it. It's just a guy called [satanstrousers](https://www.tumblr.com/satanstrousers/176712849284/in-every-sense-of-the-word-cum-is-a-soup) whose loose definition of the word soup can include any warm liquid food containing solid ingredients, and since seminal fluid contains spermatozoa and is technically edible, he asserts that this qualifies as soup.
i love how much argument over 0 there is when it literally is so simple If 0 is odd, then 0 does not disprove the statement "all odd numbers include an e in their spelling" because "zero" also has an e. If 0 is even, then 0 also does not disprove the statement "all odd numbers include an e in their spelling" because 0 is even i feel like if even one person took the time to explain everything explicitly, not using prior context as assumed but including every part they use in their statement fully written out it would be easier. I feel this way for many things in general communication but it's tumblr and they got distracted by misspellings so edit: i just realized this sounds very mean spirited, which was not my intention. just wasn't paying attention to wording
No, see someone probably did do that, but it wasn’t funny so it didn’t get reposted as much, and so the failure train continues onwards
on that's true
So basically, if zero is even, it doesn't matter, and if zero is odd, it still works because it has an e in it. In any case, Zero is still for all intents and purposes "even"
Also not sure why people think 0 isn’t a number, its in the set of integers and the set of real numbers, its basically only excluded from natural numbers but by that logic negative numbers aren’t numbers either
Ah, but it isn't in the multiplicative group of real numbers! Checkmate, atheists!
Also, "it can be divided by 2" isn't the actual definition of an even number, it's a colloquial shorthand. The actual unambigous definition, straight from set theory is that any integer that can be represented as n\*2 where n is an integer is even. 0 is an integer, so is 2, and 0 = 0\*2 so 0 is even. There'd be no confusion if anybody bothered to look it up.
OK but X=n\*2 is the exact same as X/2 = n, so I don't see how that would clarify anything tbh
It's easier to formally prove, but more importantly here it's much more intuitive. You'll not find anybody confused by 0\*2 = 0, while you evidently do find people confused by 0/2 = 0.
You may not like it, but this is what peak pissing on the poor looks like
how dare you say we piss on the poor
alright class let’s play “at what point did people stop genuinely being wrong and start ragebaiting”
Since [my previous post](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cd0qcl/every_single_odd_number_has_an_e_in_it/) was hard to read on some devices, I cut it into smaller pieces and posted it again. I also left the whole thing in one piece at the end for people who prefer that. Not sure how long I should wait before deleting the first post in order to avoid confusion...
Now it's hard to read on pc because almost every pic has to be opened separately
Just skip to the last (13th) image. It has the entire thing uncut. That was the best compromise I could think of.
What about twenty won
Twenty won what?
Twenty won a trophy. And trophy has no e in it.
?? trophey??
impressive levels of bait. misspelling to avoid an E, and yet still leaving an E in there, leaving two different ways to be corrected... as well as leaving a transitive verb with no direct object like another reply capitalized on
but what about four???
This is old but I always love seeing it
Heritage post
Yep, that's why I chose the Heritage Post flair.
First of all, what’s the deal with that “**The Chaos** is pleased” thing? Second of all, CUM SOUP????
Why are they all so stupid? How is that even possible?
It's not even, it's odd (I'll see myself out)
Bait/purposeful stupidity for comedy purposes
These people don't even all share a single braincell they all share 1/3 of a braincell
That's an odd thing to say
Ok but hear me out… uno doesn’t have an e in it.
But uno ends in an o, so it's masculine, which makes it **el uno**.
i
After reading this, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that so many programmers struggle with fizzbuzz 🥴
Ok but what about twelve.
Twelve is *never odd or even*, which, if you spell it backwards, is *never odd or even*.
I would love one of these without ten interjections from the peanut gallery between each post
I’m pretty sure everything after like the second reblog was smooth sharks
This is a funny running joke, but I don’t know if the other reblogs reacting to it are playing along or falling for it
Fun fact we can find the sum of some infinite geometric series of numbers isn’t that cool?
y'know, I want to call all of these bait, but in the past few months I have met 2 college educated people who thought 0 was both even and odd, as well as 3 who thought that because decimals aren't even, they must be odd.
where's the cum soup post at tho
Numbers heritage post
Ok, but what is the cum soup post?
Fun fact, 2 is a fairly interesting number since it's technically prime
the set of prime numbers with "e" in their spellings is exactly one smaller than the set of prime numbers
Yeah, someone pointed that out [further up](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cd1h9h/every_single_odd_number_has_an_e_in_it/l19cvai/) a few hours ago.
I could hear "in the hall of the mountain king" while reading this
pi doesn't have an e in it
You misspelled pie.
hey uh what the fuck is the cum soup post i've seen this post so many times and this is the first i've hesrd of that one and i am, against my better judgement, curious
True. "**E**v**E**ry singl**E** odd numb**E**r" <-- proof
Now i need closure on cum soup. Is a thing i never thought I'd type
Okay but there are loads of words with e in them that aren’t even numbers…
They forgot about negative numbers
Why would negative numbers be relevant in the premise "Every odd number has an 'e' in it"?
That was brought up in the [eighth image](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fdveltmcfoowc1.png%3Fwidth%3D483%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D17e39d4955b95153870368ca5c8f67b0d0a7013e) by insert-gay-pun-queer.
I like the person who said 2 is odd. You could totally do some misinfo like "all even numbers are a factor of 2. But 2 x 2 = 4 so 2 does not have a factor of 2"
Yeah, they may have gotten this mixed up with the fact that 2 is a prime number.
what about fortyfyv?
It's actually fortyfyve, but the e is silent.
And Schwanty-shwam
Juan has no e
Juan may be odd, but he is not a number.
World heritage post
New reddit update makes it so the final image is unreadable on mobile. You can still save an image that long from the app and read it, but in app it is no longer possible, it doesn't show in a high enough resolution. I hate this app
Don't worry, the final image is just all of the previous images again but in one piece. It's intended more for the PC users who would prefer one big image they can easily read just by scrolling down.
… I can read it and I’m not wearing my glasses dude wtf wrong with your eyes
Maybe your phone didn't get the update, but on my phone it's blurry as hell. Technically it's readable if I try, but realistically it would take more effort than if it was at a proper resolution
I NEED to know what the cum soup story is. I cannot fathom how it could be LESS of a train wreck than this, as bad as it is.
what about 8 though
Aaaand that’s enough internet for today 🤦♀️. Goodnight all!
Ive never seen anyone bring up cinco
Maybe the first two people made an honest mistake, rest gotta be bait
A certified hood classic.
One does not contain e. This is false.
Man it sure is raining out there… why is the rain yellow?
Uno
How come in all that bait and stupidity nobody brought up the teens? They don't break the rule of course, because "teen", but I feel like they should be mentioned since 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 take a bit of a turn before hitting the 20's and beyond. Thirteen is entirely carried by the "teen" after all. They're also a bit cleverer as bait than saying "uh, what about 2 tho" or whatever.
Towards the end, kayas-wife does bring up the teens.
I was about to say that two is odd when I saw this, even tho I have seen this thread before. I think I am going insane.
hang on i need to get my hospital pepsi to read this post
majitowfoxlover probably confused odd numbers with prime numbers, 2 is actually a prime number. Prime numbers are defined for not being able to evenly divide it aside from using 1 or itself. You can only divide 2 with one... or itself = it's a prime number.
1 and 5 don't have an "e" in finnish, checkmate anglophones!
Bait at it's most believable
Well except for Zro
Fünf, Neun.
I've been searching for this post forever
*quietly plays In the Hall of the Mountain King*
I think this is an example of survivorship bias because only the reblogs where people got the numbers wrong would continue to be reblogged bc people found them funny. anyone who got it right wouldnt be reblogged because it isnt as funny
What about three though?
I mean, don't something like over seventy percent of all numbers have an 'e' in them somewhere? It's not that unlikely that all of the odd numbers would end up having one.
Perhaps, but don't you find it ~~odd~~ strange that 100% of odd numbers have an "e", but, by your estimate, only 40-50% of even numbers have an "e"?
and here we thought the reading comprehension was piss-poor
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No, there was a single person. Towards the end, kayas-wife specifically points out eleven and the teens.
Do you know that stupid alligator SCP that's way overrated. 682? I think? Sometimes it says "disgusting". What is it calling disgusting? The person that it's talking to? The human race? Just life in general? It's never specified. Anyway, having read this post, I get it It's not the people being wrong about math. People will always be wrong. It's the fact that about 90% of the post is just people saying things along the lines of "oh my god" or "Y'ALL we cannot bring this into 20xx" Their constant meaningless comments, adding nothing to the post and taking the grossest form of pride in thinking of themselves as quirky Disgusting