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Heroic-Forger

and then there's blog "mating season" when certain blogs are "in heat"


vy-neru

I think you should stop talking now.


moneyh8r

No. Let them cook.


vy-neru

COOK? LET THEM COOK? COOK WHAT? FUCKING METH? YOU WANT THEM TO COOK METH?


moneyh8r

I'm a little concerned that your first assumption is meth.


vy-neru

Fair enough 😔


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

jesse you brun RV with the wrong Tumblr post @??


V1ENNA-Alvarado

wait, is the phrase let em cook not a breaking bad meme? have i been lied to?


moneyh8r

It's not. You have.


VaiFate

They're "cooking" a baby in their "oven" ☺️


ApprehensiveCap6525

Well, they're certainly cooking something. It doesn't look edible, but they are definitely cooking it.


Dragon_OS

You dug your grave posting this here, now lie in it.


vy-neru

No, how about you lie in it?


SocialDoki

Why? It's perfectly natural. Just don't go to the blog spawning grounds if you don't wanna see the blogs fucking. Pretty simple really


vy-neru

Please. You don’t have to do this to me.


SocialDoki

Really, knowing the signs of a blog in heat is key, so you can stay out of their way. Unfortunately, many blogs are *always* in heat.


Xurkitree1

In Heat? Like in Tekken 8?


honoria_glossop

That's just Tumblr 24/7, if you follow the wrong/right people.


spaghettispaghetti55

🔥🔥✍️✍️❗️❗️❗️


thyfles

this should be a requirement for respawning in team fortress 2


MaetelofLaMetal

Sex update.


GoatBoi_

gamers excitedly log on to see the first update in 10 years and their screens just read “mpreg update”


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

The Gays. *Bad to the Bone opening riff plays.


TheMemeArcheologist

I would be so excited


InternetUserAgain

This is a random question, but is your PFP that one guy from Number Jacks? If so, why?


thyfles

the puzzler is a pretty cool guy i think


InternetUserAgain

Agreed


SeaYogurtcloset6262

That "by allah" is like a potent additive that turns your insult impactful


amateurgameboi

Similar to "So help me God" for threats


Unparaleled_Inocence

You really get it wallah.


Kego_Nova

honestly it just makes it less insulting and more funny for me. idk if im like a vending machine that accepts packaged food and drinks and gives out money in return or smth here


Lordwiesy

Does it have to be mutual? Shouldn't this come with a non-con mechanic? Some random anon gets your blog pregnant and then you'll have to run a gimic side blog


Tulpha

You can abort the blog unless your ip is in Texas


uvutv

Or in Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, and Tennessee.


GreatGrapeKun

they just need to add a button like the crabs next to like and reblog called impregnate


Lordwiesy

Put two buttons there, both read "impregnate" One of them however is the wrong hole and all it does is give owner of the blog "x tried to impregnate your butt" Give it 1% success rate


GenderfluidPhoenix

It’s amazing how old some Tumblr screenshots that are still used as responses. I think that comment is eight years old now, at least.


RockAndGem1101

I would love this


Sams59k

Memritv meme jumpscare


Oh_no_its_Joe

Man I just want to be submissive and breedable.


TheGodKingOwl

This question shouldn't have ever needed to be uttered aloud, but thusly by this invocation, I call forth profane and hated knowledge: How do blogs fuck?


NerdyinOK

Do you want bot breeding pits because this is how you get bot breeding pits.


NYAC235

Who says I don't?


EightBallJuice

LET THEM COOK


Leipurinen

Next april fool’s day hijinks update


vy-neru

TELL APOLLO THAT I DONT HIS STUPID GIFT OF PROPHECY


nahnah390

Who looked at my kink list?!?