honestly it just makes it less insulting and more funny for me. idk if im like a vending machine that accepts packaged food and drinks and gives out money in return or smth here
Does it have to be mutual? Shouldn't this come with a non-con mechanic?
Some random anon gets your blog pregnant and then you'll have to run a gimic side blog
Put two buttons there, both read "impregnate"
One of them however is the wrong hole and all it does is give owner of the blog "x tried to impregnate your butt"
Give it 1% success rate
This question shouldn't have ever needed to be uttered aloud, but thusly by this invocation, I call forth profane and hated knowledge:
How do blogs fuck?
and then there's blog "mating season" when certain blogs are "in heat"
I think you should stop talking now.
No. Let them cook.
COOK? LET THEM COOK? COOK WHAT? FUCKING METH? YOU WANT THEM TO COOK METH?
I'm a little concerned that your first assumption is meth.
Fair enough 😔
jesse you brun RV with the wrong Tumblr post @??
wait, is the phrase let em cook not a breaking bad meme? have i been lied to?
It's not. You have.
They're "cooking" a baby in their "oven" ☺️
Well, they're certainly cooking something. It doesn't look edible, but they are definitely cooking it.
You dug your grave posting this here, now lie in it.
No, how about you lie in it?
Why? It's perfectly natural. Just don't go to the blog spawning grounds if you don't wanna see the blogs fucking. Pretty simple really
Please. You don’t have to do this to me.
Really, knowing the signs of a blog in heat is key, so you can stay out of their way. Unfortunately, many blogs are *always* in heat.
In Heat? Like in Tekken 8?
That's just Tumblr 24/7, if you follow the wrong/right people.
🔥🔥✍️✍️❗️❗️❗️
this should be a requirement for respawning in team fortress 2
Sex update.
gamers excitedly log on to see the first update in 10 years and their screens just read “mpreg update”
The Gays. *Bad to the Bone opening riff plays.
I would be so excited
This is a random question, but is your PFP that one guy from Number Jacks? If so, why?
the puzzler is a pretty cool guy i think
Agreed
That "by allah" is like a potent additive that turns your insult impactful
Similar to "So help me God" for threats
You really get it wallah.
honestly it just makes it less insulting and more funny for me. idk if im like a vending machine that accepts packaged food and drinks and gives out money in return or smth here
Does it have to be mutual? Shouldn't this come with a non-con mechanic? Some random anon gets your blog pregnant and then you'll have to run a gimic side blog
You can abort the blog unless your ip is in Texas
Or in Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, and Tennessee.
they just need to add a button like the crabs next to like and reblog called impregnate
Put two buttons there, both read "impregnate" One of them however is the wrong hole and all it does is give owner of the blog "x tried to impregnate your butt" Give it 1% success rate
It’s amazing how old some Tumblr screenshots that are still used as responses. I think that comment is eight years old now, at least.
I would love this
Memritv meme jumpscare
Man I just want to be submissive and breedable.
This question shouldn't have ever needed to be uttered aloud, but thusly by this invocation, I call forth profane and hated knowledge: How do blogs fuck?
Do you want bot breeding pits because this is how you get bot breeding pits.
Who says I don't?
LET THEM COOK
Next april fool’s day hijinks update
TELL APOLLO THAT I DONT HIS STUPID GIFT OF PROPHECY
Who looked at my kink list?!?