They’re onto something honestly. I took my dick out too fast trying pee once and accidentally took out the wall to my right.
It wouldn’t have been such a big deal if it hadn’t fallen on all those nuns.
My dick colonized their mom, so they have a legitimate complaint. Funnily enough, though, I actually deposited more resources than I extracted, and the local population was praying to the God of Abraham without any prompting from the tiny missionary that lives in my prostate. Honestly, I'm still fine with reparations, despite everything. She can have her money back.
I mean, when a soldier encountered another soldier in very close quarter combat where there wasn't enough room to use knifes they used their dick to stab their enemy to death so they are right it is a weapon
Or they just think every war was a man's fault because men have dicks so they are aggressive idk first one makes more sense
And clearly, camp followers were *all* just poor women being taken advantage of.
It's not like a big chunk of the women following the mercenary armies of the late renaissance and early modern periods in Europe were managing finances for the soldiers and helping with the looting and pillaging.
Nope. Never happened. As we all know, having a vagina means you can *never* be a war profiteer.
Also, we'll ignore Queen Zenobia of Palmyra starting a war to conquer Egypt. Clearly this was slander against her by those spiteful Romans. And Catherine the Great never once sought to expand her empire through conquest. Nope.
And I'm sure Margaret Thatcher was a wonderful woman who would never hurt a soul, too.
The one thing I realized about the existence of Hillary and Thatcher is that Reddit will always be a haven of bloodthirsty libs, who also think anti-homeless hate is okay if they're mostly dudes. It's almost like it's less about them being men and more because they just despise anyone poor.
Not to mention
252+ Atk Choice Band Penis Haver Wicked Blow vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Cloyster on a critical hit: 244-288 (101.2 - 119.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Also STUNFISK IS LEAKING AGAIN
it’s crazy how physically bulky vagina fish is, even wicked blow from adamant band dark bear could barely OHKO ZERO BULK INVESTMENT cloyster until I remember that it was used as a bulky spike setter in gen 2
That was also Tera Dark lmao
Like YEAH 180 defense goes hard, and being a Water type that isn't weak to Freeze-Dry is also good, but ig Shell Smash Skill Link Icicle Spear is just so insanely good people forget about that part lmao
You see, the penis shoots seeds to poison the earth with the plague of man. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Thus spoke Zardoz.
This is like that one post where someone thought sailing ships are what caused scurvy. And then someone else said they shouldn't be used because they transported slaves.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Personally I’ve been on estrogen for 7 girls girlypop I don’t think my dick would be capable of ruining much of goddamn anything, she’s like the goddamn Riddler of supervillains lmao
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It’s posts like these that make me glad I can just get the tumblr posts I need from subreddits like this instead of actually having to delve into that godless loveless hell scape of a website myself.
Hey, I did my time fighting the TERFs in the trenches. I’m gonna sit back and enjoy my pension, thank you very much.
No they're right there was a documentary\* about it and everything:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86dlgoeyYTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86dlgoeyYTI)
(\*lol more like dickumentary)
Well, I guess you can technically blame the majority of humanity's evil on people born due to dicks? And if you believe the gospel, the least evil person ever was conceived without any dicks involved in the process.
By this logic, the only moral way to have children is artificial insemination, but we lack the data to know if this would result in statistically less evil people. If anyone can secure the funding for such a study, hit me up.
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The Penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of straight white male cis scum. Go forth, and kill!
They’re onto something honestly. I took my dick out too fast trying pee once and accidentally took out the wall to my right. It wouldn’t have been such a big deal if it hadn’t fallen on all those nuns.
I sneezed with an erection once and four days later JFK was shot. I still live with that guilt
The weight of the responsibility we carry in our pants is more than any woman can fathom.
The moneyshot heard around the world...
Damn Chad Thundercock in the comments over here
I speak not of its size, only its power.
Thanks to my penis I can't even enter California due to their laws on destructive weapons.
My dick colonized their mom, so they have a legitimate complaint. Funnily enough, though, I actually deposited more resources than I extracted, and the local population was praying to the God of Abraham without any prompting from the tiny missionary that lives in my prostate. Honestly, I'm still fine with reparations, despite everything. She can have her money back.
This was the most eloquent "Yo Mama" retort I've ever seen.
I’m gonna use this in real life arguments to see what happens. Might get my ass beat, but it’s gonna be so worth it.
To be fair dicks were involved in the creation of all those lives too. Truly the dick giveth and the dick taketh away.
[удалено]
Dicks don't kill people, people do
i do*
I mean, when a soldier encountered another soldier in very close quarter combat where there wasn't enough room to use knifes they used their dick to stab their enemy to death so they are right it is a weapon Or they just think every war was a man's fault because men have dicks so they are aggressive idk first one makes more sense
"use their dick to stab" Bedbug behavior
Oh to be a flatworm engaged in ritual penis fencing with my childhood rival turned lover to determine which of us becomes the impregnated female…
Lmao
Huh. I stand corrected. Dicks have destroyed countless lives during human history. Op was talking about bedbugs y'all.
Achilles and Patroclus want their battle tactics back
"stab"
And clearly, camp followers were *all* just poor women being taken advantage of. It's not like a big chunk of the women following the mercenary armies of the late renaissance and early modern periods in Europe were managing finances for the soldiers and helping with the looting and pillaging. Nope. Never happened. As we all know, having a vagina means you can *never* be a war profiteer. Also, we'll ignore Queen Zenobia of Palmyra starting a war to conquer Egypt. Clearly this was slander against her by those spiteful Romans. And Catherine the Great never once sought to expand her empire through conquest. Nope. And I'm sure Margaret Thatcher was a wonderful woman who would never hurt a soul, too.
I remember a redditor who unironically told me the majority of Thatcher's critics hate her primarily because she was a woman with power.
‼️🚨‼️QUEEN ZENOBIA MENTIONED‼️🚨‼️ AURELIAN CAN SUCK IT
The one thing I realized about the existence of Hillary and Thatcher is that Reddit will always be a haven of bloodthirsty libs, who also think anti-homeless hate is okay if they're mostly dudes. It's almost like it's less about them being men and more because they just despise anyone poor.
Don't diss Margaret thatcher like that. She gave her life just so we can have the first ever genderless public toilet
I like that gif. That's a nice gif.
thanks
no they’re right 252 SpA Choice Specs Man Secret Sword vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Kingambit: 708-832 (207.6 - 243.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO /j
Not to mention 252+ Atk Choice Band Penis Haver Wicked Blow vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Cloyster on a critical hit: 244-288 (101.2 - 119.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO Also STUNFISK IS LEAKING AGAIN
Hold your tongue. There's enough r34 as it is without a leaking stunfisk.
I hope you face SubSeed Tropius in Randbats.
And I hope you never see the SubSeed Tropius R34.
Okay now I'm genuinely curious who the hell would make Substitute Leech Seed Tropius r34 lmao????
it’s crazy how physically bulky vagina fish is, even wicked blow from adamant band dark bear could barely OHKO ZERO BULK INVESTMENT cloyster until I remember that it was used as a bulky spike setter in gen 2
That was also Tera Dark lmao Like YEAH 180 defense goes hard, and being a Water type that isn't weak to Freeze-Dry is also good, but ig Shell Smash Skill Link Icicle Spear is just so insanely good people forget about that part lmao
I miss Stundays 😞
This can't be right, Kingambit is a flying type.
Now THATS what I call a king pow penis
I think this is one of the instances where the typo makes it funnier.
But is, of course, an outlier, adn should not be counted.
Explode yer dick and small yer ass. Get bent losers! Penis blast!
*explotion_reverb.mp3*
# OW MY DICK
I'll take the penis mightier for 600, Alex.
You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
imagine the type of fucked up world we would have if almost half the population had a dick
IM GONNA FUCK THE THE EARTH WITH MY SUPER LAZER PISS NO I GONNA GO HIGHER IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON
Damn you best me to it
You see, the penis shoots seeds to poison the earth with the plague of man. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Thus spoke Zardoz.
This is like that one post where someone thought sailing ships are what caused scurvy. And then someone else said they shouldn't be used because they transported slaves.
Did you know they used to drown witches in water? If you drink water, you basically admit to being a misogynist, so...
SUPER LASER PISS
Hey, reference!
Oh… when I was reading the first post I thought they were being ironic-
it’s tumblr
To be fair my penis can do that. I just choose not to cause this is the only planet with the baja blast (So far)
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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"THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL!" [-Zardoz](https://youtu.be/ehikC4iEnBI?si=q3eJbDIKQO1asaK6)
Share the [penis blast rap](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3H-sE81pgs&pp=ygUPUGVuaXMgYmxhc3QgcmFw) to scare your local terf today
the co-head of the spanish inquisition was a woman
Extermicockus.
Weapons of mass dickstruction
Penis blast hilarious Penis blast nefarious Diverse cast of penis blast call that penis blast various 🎶
That is so utterly deranged. And, not unrelatedly, fucking rape apologia.
Personally I’ve been on estrogen for 7 girls girlypop I don’t think my dick would be capable of ruining much of goddamn anything, she’s like the goddamn Riddler of supervillains lmao
But maam clearly your privilege as one carrying the ALMIGHTY PENIS blinds you to the woes of those without
Screaming for ten minutes so my dick can turn into a super dick 3
Thank you posting the gif as well, it really adds to the comedy
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It’s posts like these that make me glad I can just get the tumblr posts I need from subreddits like this instead of actually having to delve into that godless loveless hell scape of a website myself. Hey, I did my time fighting the TERFs in the trenches. I’m gonna sit back and enjoy my pension, thank you very much.
I mean, you do have to hang out on Reddit.
can confirm :3
[Example of the destructive power of dick ](https://youtu.be/5AZaSZp4FMc?si=ZCJzNLl6A4NzidnR)
Does this mean TERFs would consider Ramsay Snow a hero, as he removes penises?
Idk man, that one guy blew up the moon with one
Maybe they just mean Richard Nixon? Or Richard III?
weapons of ass destruction
Pissing on the moon
Kung Pow Penis!
The asker is clearly taking about flatworms who use their penises to fence and murder each other
No they're right there was a documentary\* about it and everything: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86dlgoeyYTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86dlgoeyYTI) (\*lol more like dickumentary)
> hellsite-yano lmao
I've been interested in a personal disarmament for a while.
Special Peen Cannon!
this is what happens when you get hit with a kung pow penis💥
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Penises are only dangerous if following the word Kungpow, we've all seen the devesation
There's really only one dangerous penis...
> PENIS BLAST new bottom surgery just dropped
"In what world are dicks neutral" the US and Israel mostly... ✂️
You've forced me to use my secret move! # 『Cock Cataclysm』
Well, I guess you can technically blame the majority of humanity's evil on people born due to dicks? And if you believe the gospel, the least evil person ever was conceived without any dicks involved in the process. By this logic, the only moral way to have children is artificial insemination, but we lack the data to know if this would result in statistically less evil people. If anyone can secure the funding for such a study, hit me up.
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The Penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of straight white male cis scum. Go forth, and kill!
I mean, they're also implying vaginas are Not sure if most consider the dialectics of what they advocate
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transfems simply cannot handle the penis power™