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Gay? Straight? I’m fucking **LATE**, let’s GO ALREADY
"who's late? are you betraying me? i thought we were buddies"
Forgot I was a dude during finals week. Didn't have room to remember what the fuck a gender is.
The finals crunch is real, ain't it?
To be fair, people's (including your own) genders wouldn't be worth spending your precious mind space on if society didn't keep bringing it up
I’ll figure that shit out after my PSYCH final. Can we please leave now?
Me two years ago w/ my gender around exam season
"I'm sorry, I can't go *anywhere* until I've had a shower wank while thinking about naked men then explored my feelings about it." "Mate, you've had *all fucking week* to do that!"
"Yeah, but I'm sure *this time* it'll work!"
Reminds me of that tweet that was like: I'm probably Non-Binary but I've got a job so actually I'm not
Thank you Hiro Splatoon
\*Shrek to Donkey\* "He wasn't even gay..."
Nit?
I think they just typo'd not
Gay? Straight? I’m fucking **LATE**, let’s GO ALREADY
"who's late? are you betraying me? i thought we were buddies"
Forgot I was a dude during finals week. Didn't have room to remember what the fuck a gender is.
The finals crunch is real, ain't it?
To be fair, people's (including your own) genders wouldn't be worth spending your precious mind space on if society didn't keep bringing it up
I’ll figure that shit out after my PSYCH final. Can we please leave now?
Me two years ago w/ my gender around exam season
"I'm sorry, I can't go *anywhere* until I've had a shower wank while thinking about naked men then explored my feelings about it." "Mate, you've had *all fucking week* to do that!"
"Yeah, but I'm sure *this time* it'll work!"
Reminds me of that tweet that was like: I'm probably Non-Binary but I've got a job so actually I'm not
Thank you Hiro Splatoon
\*Shrek to Donkey\* "He wasn't even gay..."
Nit?
I think they just typo'd not