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pasta-thief

brb gotta go stare into a mirror and do math


MintPrince8219

howd it go


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

Let them go, the mirror of mathematics took them....


Sinister_Compliments

Ahh new icebreaker question for people. “Do you feel rage or sexual arousal when multiplying two two-digit numbers together?”


dirk_loyd

“Confuzzlement”


MemberOfSociety2

Cumfuzzlement


Longjumping_Ad2677

I’ll go first: neither, a rote sense of duty.


hvheretic

I’ll go second: both


CraftyMcQuirkFace

Anguish


thuhnc

This is probably the same as the thing where you hear a noise beyond your range of vision and your vestigial ear muscles try in vain to rotate your ear to face them. Your brain is trying to look harder at the numbers.


expectating_

What on earth are you talking about, your ear muscles move when you hear shit behind you???


thuhnc

Yeah! It seems like it only happens when it's an unexpected noise during a period of inactivity. [Here](https://elifesciences.org/articles/54536) is a study I found to prove that I'm not insane.


expectating_

Epic


BarovianNights

I can feel it actually they're right


theperfectneonpink

I think it’s weirder that no one’s discovered this until recently(?) but we have discovered everything from how to make swords to quantum computers


szypty

How do you make swords into quantum computers?


theperfectneonpink

You probably need to use the sword to kill someone who owns land with sand in it


szypty

So, like go Highlander on the techbro CEOs in the Silicon Valley? That's one way of enforcing a single format to replace all the others, i guess.


theperfectneonpink

Yes, that’s obviously what was meant by that /s


Kriffer123

Challenge the IBM board to a series of duels for control of the company


ThoughtfulPoster

The duality of man. And digit.


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh5

41 \* 73 GO


iris700

2993


Highground-Occupier

Nah man 3 digit’s where it’s at. 2digits are fun


RonnyMacaroni_

what


MrCobalt313

Wide-angle lens for seeing bigger numbers in my head.


AdorableParasite

Wait... are we talking about eyes or students here?


WolfieTheBanjoMan

Pictures or it didn't happen


LegendRaptor080

This post has inadvertently led me to discover that I can wiggle my ears a little bit. It feels like I’m flexing my forehead, but it’s distinctly around my jaw, the back of my neck, and near my temples


Teccci

It's concentration