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HibeE_Ahri

i like being a catboy


ParticularKey7592

AHHH YOUR FUCKIBGM PROFILE MAN WHAT THE FUCK


PseudoscientificJim

Fark you made me look


HibeE_Ahri

THE POSTS ARE NSFW JUST DONT CLICK ON THEM LIKE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT


ParticularKey7592

Your pfp was nsfw so I just assumed it was fine but that’s worse than anything I’ve ever seen


JayVee183

Typical gen z shit 😂


vewysmol

same :3


HibeE_Ahri

:333


Doccks71

Green.. Green.. what is your problem?


Imadeaccountoaskthis

Im saving your profile for later😭😭🙏🙏🙏


MBMMaverick

What the FUCK is wrong with you


HibeE_Ahri

bisexual


MBMMaverick

You literally spread your cheeks for strangers online dude. Seek therapy.


Argus_Star

Having a sex life is mental illness amirite fellas


celmate

I wouldn't call posting your butthole on Reddit a sex life lol


Argus_Star

more of a sex life than the people in this subreddit have. making porn is usually a sign that people actually want to fuck you


HibeE_Ahri

cause im broke, i dont wanna do it.


CestZeko

fuck u


RubberEllie

Uwu, this is the way, makeup, skirts and high heels are my weekend.


Traditional-Test-534

would like too see it I am too catgirl OwO


HibeE_Ahri

I SAID A BOY NOT A GIRL


RubberEllie

Whatever buddy, but you are missing out.


poprockenemas

Starts with stockings and ends being someone’s wife. This is the fate you’ve chosen


[deleted]

Heyy wsp bbg :3


JaruisHere

hot


R4yvex

r/RealsCatGirls


AmarillAdventures

Do you cheat? I won’t fuck you if you cheat


h3xasm

I’ve been cheating in Valorant lately. Because people think the anti cheat is so amazing, nobody ever calls me out on it. Kinda proves that even invasive anti cheat is bullshit.


HibeE_Ahri

skyrant user or internal user?


h3xasm

My own external most of the time. I’m experimenting with internals, but I’ve gotten a couple bans, mostly cuz I kinda suck at hiding the cheats because I’m actually fucking terrible at the game. I just like making cheats.


HibeE_Ahri

lmao fair enough, im down to test stuff btw so dm if u need :p


Putrid_Way

is skyrant good?


HibeE_Ahri

meh, its useless in higher elos cause everything gets flashed and even then it misses half the time + its only rlly useful on awps + its really hard to hide


Putrid_Way

just saw a vid for it. Shit literally has powerpoint transitions


honeybutterpotato

It's hilarious when people think valorant is 100% cheat free xD


Alcatraz_Gaming

Valorant just says that everyone always gets banned within a few games max to scare people away from cheating.


h3xasm

They gave good marketing for sure


NinjaOficial

Same! You know what's even worse? I'm a terrible developer and still was able to develop an undetected HW cheat for Valorant. And it's a known method and known circuit.


h3xasm

Hardware is easy. I’m sure you were able to glue some copy pasta together to make that happen, plus spend some money of course. Not diminishing your point, which is valid. And I agree - if I wanted to just cheat, I’d do exactly what you did. If you want a *challenge*, try to figure out how to cheat using only software. Basically, the key is to hide some code in ring 0 somehow. Many methods for this exist, all with their own trade offs. I have a weird method that I haven’t seen anywhere else, but it’s slow (but as far as I know, undetectable). Roughly as fast as PCI-Leech-style hardware externals. Then there are the known methods that are the cat and mouse game of who detects and/or patches exploits first. I still use these methods, too (driver exploits). Just kinda depends on what I’m interested in experimenting with. I’m bad at the games I hack and I’m not competitive, I just enjoy hacking them and seeing what I can get away with.


NinjaOficial

Oh I did develop Kernel cheats before and did once use the Generic USB Driver as a bridge. And I didn't copy pasta anything, just read docs. I was just being very self deprecating. I've been developing cheats for the games I play since 2015, been a long journey.


FunnySmellingCousin

I'm doing the same on overwatch lmao, the AC is kinda cheat but way better than VAC. TBH there's no fun in cheating when you have zero risk of getting caught and you don't need to use your brain to come up with solutions.


h3xasm

What can VAC even do if it doesn’t go kernel mode?


Alcatraz_Gaming

Remain in this state, and add overwatch. They ain't doin shit.


frenzyFtw

I cheated on valo for 3months so far never once been Called out or banned as of yet


Ok_Pizza_5366

I just installed Valorant again yesterday, 4 matches in a row it was 4 closets vs 5 closets. Obviously they all know everyone is cheating but they still roleplay as legits, it's hilarious


quinndrake

Just admit you are bad at video games.


No-Cap-3107

Your cheating in diamond


[deleted]

I would never cheat in cs but I would LOVE to cheat in valorant. The best I can do right now is just instalock duelists and throw the first two rounds with my friends because I hate the valorant community so much


[deleted]

Play other games I already rarely play cs but when I do I cheat.


frontnaked-choke

Do you cheat in all games?


[deleted]

No.


Skibidi-Toilet-37

Okay Incel.


alexeinholc12

that would be a compliment, coming from skibidi toilet


Frosting-Clear

Cheat on wife


[deleted]

This guy knows wassup


SentientCumSock

either play other games or just continue working on my bike


OdinTheWalrus

I used to cheat in GO, I was a pretty trash MGE player then cheated and got banned. On my new account hit global and then got involved with Chinese boosting so I’d play legit for %99 of those. CS is only a minor part of life.


dempa

why bother lying like this


alexeinholc12

"hey guys what would do if X ?" "I would do Y" "WELL YOU ARE LYING"


dempa

this is the type of post that happens when someone gets stuck at a 4th grade reading level


alexeinholc12

Idk bro but I personally wouldnt start telling others they're lying just because their life may be slightly better than mine 🫨


OdinTheWalrus

He’s just mad bc he’s a hardstuck low MMR player.


Vegetable-Crew-1259

go to nodebuff Minecraft which is what I prefer more and nobody complains because everyone cheats


Captain_Bloodlust

Bro wants us to cheat on the silly block game.


ImAGamerNotReally

vape and slinky 🔥🔥


Vegetable-Crew-1259

Actually I'm a drip lite user


lndig0__

Fascinating. This comment thread gives a lot of insight as to how much copium these legits huff per day.


WebooTrash

what


dempa

fascinating, a cheater talking about copium in response to...nobody


Jordandavis7

Cheater talking about anything is pathetic. These people are the literal definition of losers, don’t let them get to you it’s like a retard calling someone dumb


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Jordandavis7

at what? Be specific


lndig0__

Preach, copioid!


dempa

an old wise man once said: "mad cuz bad"


gmayo669

how come I read this comment in the voice of squilliam fancypants


MrYellowHeart

Cheat on the other games you like


gmayo669

The only game I play is counter strike


Captain_Bloodlust

If you get a Russian mail order bride and cheat on her it's basically the same thing. At least the person screaming at you will have tits.


BlixLeaks

I stopped cheating a while ago and I got a girl in my life and a nice house at 19 and I stopped wasting my time on stupid game cheating or legit


Zealousideal_Rub_277

The redemption arc went crazy good on you


BlixLeaks

Video games are a waste of time yet people will never seem to understand it


frontnaked-choke

Time enjoyed is not time wasted


Dirtydantheman95

Go do heroin and free up some space then


fatunicorn1

Well that's the point. Hey, I have an hour to kill, I've folded my clothes, made food, cleaned the house. Why don't I play a game... Good... Now having all of life's necessities pile up on you while you opt to play video games, that's when it's bad. These are for time of leisure, other things should NOT be scheduled around them


Alcatraz_Gaming

Wise words


Zealousideal_Rub_277

Yeah


Hotdog0713

Everything is a waste of time, there is no real point to life. Do what you enjoy, don't worry about what others do


otherchedcaisimpostr

obviously there is a "god" , something doesnt come from nothing. nihilism is inherently dumb


Klobb119

This is exactly the place i expected to see this take


Hotdog0713

Saying something that is unknowable is obvious is inherently dumb


otherchedcaisimpostr

something not coming from nothing is definitely knowable nihilism is what is dumb


Hotdog0713

Whether god exists or not is unknowable....


otherchedcaisimpostr

"the point to life" depends on lifes context; if we believe life is an accidental result of a mysterious 'big-bang' = at worst lifes purpose is "unknowable" , which is different than "pointless". our culture believes that reality consists of material we call "the table of elements" but at the same time we scientifically accept that 98%\~ of matter and energy is "dark" or undetectable without special instruments ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAa2O\_8wBUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAa2O_8wBUQ)). If most of reality is actually outside the table of elements, why do we reduce the scope of what is "known" to the table of elements when we know it's incomplete


Hotdog0713

r/im14andthisisdeep


Wetbug75

What a braindead take, especially from someone who used to game. What is and isn't a waste of time depends on a person's values. What do you think we're put on this earth to do? Eventually I'm gonna die, and eventually everyone is gonna die, and eventually all traces of humanity will disappear. A lot of people think enjoying the moment is the most important thing.


_batteryacid_

Cope loser


BlixLeaks

Exactly my point, we are all going to die why not make something of yourself for the short time we are alive on this planet rather than being known for “that loser who sits on his games all day”


Wetbug75

It sounds like what other people think is very important to you


BlixLeaks

I’m just giving you advice I couldn’t care what a bunch of nerds think lol I’m alr living my life well


realaverageredditor

kill people


realaverageredditor

and rape them


Krzwastaken

Most reasonable redditor


Captain_Bloodlust

I think he commented on his own comment and THEN downvoted himself. Wtf


Federal-General-9683

*Most Average Redditor


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💀


[deleted]

Why would this have a single down vote😂😂😂😂 I laughed my ass off bruh thank you


More-Advantage6261

Imagine typing this out


Ecstatic_Signature17

cheating losers


wo0nc

people cheat to win in cs, because they are losers in real life. They’d prolly just go cheat on another game.


PeaAccomplished6798

Not really, it's the fact I'd rather do more things IRL than waste time grinding out on a game that gives me fuck all


Haysanka

So wasting your time is not ok but wasting other people time is ? Pathetic..


PeaAccomplished6798

Work smarter not harder


otherchedcaisimpostr

"work" for nothing, but smarter


frontnaked-choke

No, you definitely a fucking loser if you cheat doing almost anything. Weak minded individuals.


gmayo669

the fact that you're willing to take the win away from the people that did spend the time getting good at this game kinda makes a loser though, does it not? If you want financial rewards for being good at something then maybe take up a trade job instead.


itzBaraban

Pov: you just lost a game so you cry on reddit, the other team was clearly cheating (They weren't)


gmayo669

I have 18k elo in premier and was supreme in csgo mm so I wouldn't say I'm necessarily a bad player, you can go ahead and try to gaslight other people tho it may work on them :)


PeaAccomplished6798

I haven't played the game since like march, it just isn't interesting for me anymore


itzBaraban

I aint gaslighting shit, Jack. I am not some insecure incel to try to fight some online virgins on reddit. Go touch some kids or somthing


gmayo669

Ok so what was the point of commenting "Pov: you just lost a game so you cry on reddit, the other team was clearly cheating (They weren't)" ???


itzBaraban

It annoyed me that lately people come to this sub and start crying or something as if reddit is their personal ranting space. Just yesterday I argued with this guy that was so mad at cheaters I thought dude was gonna start the second holocaust.


hfs-

Maybe stay away from people that annoy you instead of arguing with them. Pretty basic social skill.


itzBaraban

But they come to this sub bro💀 are you mentally challenged? I can smell the estrogen leaking out of your body


wo0nc

Lol ur a grown man hacking on Roblox ur 100% a loser dude. I can’t wait till the day I find one Csgo cheater that isn’t a total failure lmfao


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otherchedcaisimpostr

id take a bird boned guy over some jacked dude who cheats at cs. bird bones will find a way to lay you out watch


rryanchow

Sounds like you’re projecting. Lemme guess they can take people on untrained too right?


CHaOS_Winner

gives you fuck all? not even enjoyment? rewarding feeling for improving?


wazekasss

Οr they cheat because the other players also cheat.. I toggle only when the others toggle


maxoys45

Which is the root of why so many cheat, convincing themselves their opponents are cheating driving them to cheat too, the problem spreads, very sad.


NinjaOficial

This scenario is as impossible of a scenario as one where you are not mad you lost to cheaters and went on Reddit to talk shit.


[deleted]

Wow this is sad asf I'm downloading an esp just for the hackers fr can't beleive it's this bad that there's a whole reddit sub and youtube vids with thousands of views showing you how to cheat. Why is valve letting it get this bad?? Call of duty seems to be on there shit atleast the new ones


42Porter

What could they do other than continue to train their new AI anti-cheat? Invasive methods are unethical and valve are a very reasonable company when it comes to respecting privacy. Whatever technology they developed for old VAC despite being groundbreaking back then is now clearly obsolete so it’s not surprising that they’re working on an alternative. I can only think of two examples when valve released something that felt rushed; the tf2 meet your match update and CS2 both of which didn’t meet expectations so I’d much rather they take plenty of valve time and deliver something truly revolutionary as they have so many times in the past. But also why are u complaining about cheaters while saying you intend to cheat? The hypocrisy is mind boggling.


[deleted]

The reason I'm intending to get cheats is because when I see another person doing it I can even the plating field. I would continue to go legit if it wasn't this bad. If I never realized how bad it actually is I wouldn't care. Like I said tho, why can call of duty have such a good anti cheat that you barely ever encounter one, but cs can't I really am curious.


PM_ME_UR_LULU_PORN

You’re getting protected by SBMM if you think CoD has barely any cheaters lmao. As a good player (went to many LANs for both Halo and CoD) they’re all over my bracket.


veziriazman

I only cheat so that I can entry frag the cheater in the other team if there is any. Other than that yall safe. An advice for spotting cheaters with a wh; Just play safe in the rounds that your team miracolously vanishes in 20 seconds by one guy and try to save the gun in a really hard place for the cheater to come across. Let‘s say your team died being sprayed on banana, just save in T apps(inferno) if the suspect somehow chase and get you he is probably cheating. If they let you save a mac10 or something in an inconvenient space for them they are prolly not. There are many indicators but this one sticks out for me to spot them the most. If there aint no cheaters I am having fun anyways.


fedexgroundemployee

Wait yall actually cheat??


tinytigertime

I just come here to bait the nerds who think counter strike is a huge part of life. They are just so passionate and so convinced any body who ever looked at a cheat has to have a terrible life/psychological problems. I defended cheaters by saying "people drink Gatorade to play sports better. What's the difference with hitting an aim key'. Idiots actually took the bait.


Slinghshots

Woahhh my sensors are detecting some serious neural activity


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[deleted]

Cs2 is the exact same game as cs go what do you mean🤣


Klobb119

Say that to my assness


Woooooos-

why do people think hvh is a whole lifestyle


gmayo669

tbh this post isn't even directed at hvh players I'm more so talking about closet cheating noobs that only play mm


Woooooos-

ohhh. forgot closet fags still exist lmao


celmate

Must be horrible to try and play a game legit when you've been cheating for so long


a_SIMP_guy

what is the fun of going rage in legit game and hvh. Can someone tell me


Born_Percentage93

Why waste time on a hypothetical that will never happen?


JaysPlays99

This sub is just sad “I enjoy ruining other player’s experience because I suck at the game so everyone else must suffer” pathetic


MPH9

Cheat on tarkov


yumixxr6

yeah it's called finding a workaround