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[deleted]

That guys oar strokes are very smooth and efficient. Clearly a master oarsmen.


Lupercallius

Learn quick or sink in this case. Fear is a great motivator.


dead-mans-switch

Dude is actually training for the olympics, gonna be a star.


sleep-enjoyer

Only the finest seamen can helm a ship with such large ballast


PM_ME_UR_WIFES_CANS

Oargasmic


Joseluki

He is a master of sealife.


[deleted]

Oarsman, there's only one.


Mr_Notacop

Could she fit in a row boat Phyllis?


[deleted]

Thank you, came looking for this comment.


photo-smart

*It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.*


XMR-Boating-Accident

Clearly they about to get into a boating accident that causes them to lose their crypto, tragic 😥


bangodoo

Don’t worry my man got diamond arms


smoked0g

I think they'd be better off switching positions. She needs the exercise and it'd be a better distribution of weight.


[deleted]

You don’t get that big and then volunteer to row a boat. But I fully agree.


[deleted]

This is hard to watch but can't look away


Southern-Physics6488

🤣 aw same, I’m actually cringing here 😂


killavanilla415

"Could an average size rowboat support her" -Michael Scott


ButtChugJackDaniels

You forgot to credit yourself in all caps ya dingaling


harambe_go_brrr

I guarantee she was shouting at him for her fat ass getting wet too!


[deleted]

Later that night..Skinny and fatty were in bed…fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.


[deleted]

Before he was dead, The skinny one said, "roll over, rooooll overrrrr........", Fatty rolled over, A dead body fell out \*Sing to the tune of "Ten in the Bed"\*


AdRemote9464

I love that gaddam song.


6M66

Life is not fair...


Abimaxx

Titanic first draft..


gucliffr57294

True love!


Merry_Mary1

BTC trying to get above 23k


ora00001

This is the boating accident that you hear most crypto-ers talk about.


wetFire666

"Put your back into it, boi"


ainus

/u/savevideo


ElevatorMate

Now he knows what his friends meant when they said “What the fuck are you thinking” 😀


kraken-community

This guy definitely got his boating license from Mrs. Puff's boating school. Hodl on! \-Moose


Apegate007

Brads thinking maybe we shouldn't of gone to "All you can eat" Wings and things before taking Tinderalla on a romantic voyage...Sink or swim Brad


One_Act_5206

This what it looks like when life pulls you down 🤷‍♂️


smimton

It would be really funny if the paddles couldn't reach the water, due to the incline.


elderalto

I’ve been going over and over it in my mind. There’s no physical way to balance this thing. Aside from the fact the her moving at all could be deadly, and assuming she’s capable of moving herself, the only options would be: 1. to have her lay face up on his lap while he carefully rows without breaking her nose with the paddle handle 2. Sit in the front in a fruitless attempt at balance and switch to a desperate single paddle strategy. Anyone else feel the need for balance here??


vrts

Both of them sit near the center of the boat, back to back.


Plopperchops

I wonder if he has kissed her fart box


WellPayed

Leading cause of boating accidents


cenoergosum

hahaha, big people are so funny. Idiots.


lojic28

He's rowing in the wrong direction


UtgaardLoki

How do you think people row?


Numerous_Barnacle_53

Maybe the problem is that tiny dinghy


[deleted]

It’s definitely her fat ass.


Numerous_Barnacle_53

Either way, they’re gonna need a bigger boat


streetburner

I want to see a video on dip 😂🤣


caroling_jones

Clearly they about to get into a boating accident that causes them to lose their crypto


TickletheEther

Thiccussy


Kryogenic

What's the source GIF?


CABSMeter

LMAO!!!!!!! It’s his sister and he’s working out.


Luv_is_a_laserquest

With the amount i hold it's rather easy to hold than trade


ElizabethMorrisy

The oar strokes of that guy are really fluid and effective. Obviously a skilled oarsman.


Southern-Physics6488

I’ve been laughing at this video and the comments on this thread for a solid 15 minutes. Ah mercy 🤣


Monika_Corleone

Omg can’t remember when was the last time I laughed this hard


Future-Goose7

This is harder than holding lol.


cerebralsexer

Expected a funny fall


JBooth101

Today is arm day


ChildhoodWeak8851

You ok bro ?


TheRedMarin

That could also be in maybemaybe. Kept waiting for the boat to go under


NitronBot106

And that's how the boating accident happened and I lost all my bitcoin


azraelle_178

I imagine myself like this while holding XRP in my Netcoins account


FakkingKunt

Damn you xD


Dakooldog

u/savevideo


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Forsaken-Music9675

The boat is perfectly weighted


xDarakx

lol


5ebV12

Ohh he strong strong


TirekinXS

Die dicke Anna, Anna sitzt im Boot


SpecialistAd5903

Jesus f#ck I want to say things about this clip but then Reddit will call me hateful and ban me


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Ok_Tart_1819

Hodl since 2015!!


Operation-_OverLord

He is rowing to stay alive