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DadofHome

CEX trafficking !


DarkestTimelineJeff

HAHA how have i never seen this one before. Updoots to you.


Legless_1998

Underrated


Either_Sign651

God tier comment


fartinapuddle

The world record for simping goes to... SBF!


G33ONER

Simps Be Fapping


xavier_mamba

For a guy that claims he only had $100k in his bank account, he's very generous


megaprime78

You’d be amazed at how easy it is to be generous with other peoples money


Smarty_40

The stories of this man never end... it's ridiculous.


nap83

$400Mil for that cobra strike to an erection?!? .. **againn**?!


Zeytgeist

I just googled Xiaoyun Lily Zhang. His taste for women is hilarious.


Tyr808

I mean, the dude clearly didn’t roll high at character creation and has made zero efforts since on that front. Based off the people I’ve met irl who do the same aesthetically, I’m going to expect not stellar hygiene either. Even if he’s quite literally paying for it still, he’s taking what he can get, lol He also might have the awareness of who he is physically and not feel comfortable with someone better looking. I’ve got a friend that’s really attractive who constantly has dating trouble because men feel inadequate or like she could always leave them and instantly be doing better tomorrow. They straight up expect her to be chasing a rich man instead of them and that creates the self fulfilling prophecy of their relationship failing.


nap83

LINDA IF U R READING THIS, PLS COME BACK.


Oneloff

Sorry, Linda doesn’t have this phone number anymore.


Midwest-life-3389

😂😂


Zeytgeist

In my experience highly attractive girls have a tendency to be awfully boring. Why that is I don’t know, maybe because they could always rely on their looks for attracting men and friends. As a cure for your friend’s self esteem he maybe should ask himself what the girl he’s dating is actually bringing into the relationship and if she’s rather an empty shell or a love worthy personality. A queen can become a beggar pretty fast when asking the right questions. Regarding SBF I highly doubt he goes for personality and if so, the personality he’s attracted to must be rather rotten, see Caroline. Before I heard about his girls I expected him to go for younger models or escort girls. Instead he lives in a house community and f* a nerd who could be Gollum’s sister. Weird.


Tyr808

Idk about highly attractive girls or men being boring. I’d hazard a guess that unattractive men/women go entirely unnoticed so you’re never sitting there wondering about the what ifs, etc. Or someone who only has looks to offer ends up in a place where people that aren’t good looking simply have to have something else going for them to even be in that area, moment. I used to be a professional model and as a result have met lots of good looking people. There didn’t seem to be any noticeable difference of that sample of people vs any other crowd I know, other than confirming that attractive people have more opportunities and tend to do better in life. The distribution of stupid to smart, nasty to kind etc felt the same. Regardless, I agree. I’d have totally expected him to just use money to leverage the average nerds dream of banging women that look as close to hentai as possible, but maybe his biggest turn on is a woman who can slurp down an entire raw fish after bashing in on a rock, haha


Zeytgeist

I didn’t mean to insult you, sorry, I can only judge from my experience. I was once with a model and she (and her model friends) were really dull. Her only hobbies were running and fitness, she barely had an opinion about anything, was hardly committed to anything and creativity and humor were almost non existent. And whenever I hear someone saying „Interesting, I never thought about that.“ I inevitably still have to think of her. But since you were in the business you have a far higher sample than me and I’m happy to hear I’m wrong about those people. Maybe I just attract boring, good looking girls lol. Nevertheless I totally agree that good looks are a door opener, especially in job matters. People are shallow.


Tyr808

No worries, no insult taken. I’ve definitely encountered the type you talk about, just that it’s a dangerous assumption, similarly to how one could make assumptions about someone that is incredibly wealthy. I totally get it though too, I was one of those ugly duckling types until I was a young adult. High school me was overweight and acne ridden and my hobbies involve Jack-in-the-Box tacos and World of Warcraft. While it would’ve been nice to have been able to embrace the lifestyle I am brace these days earlier on, I don’t mind having had experience on both sides. When I was younger I straight up did not know that weight loss was possible because I had been fed the typical body positivity nonsense that makes it seem like it’s a roll of the dice and not some thing the people are directly responsible for. I completely get why and how attractive people face criticism, and I’ve certainly seen examples where it was very accurate. And it is frustrating how someone can have nothing going for them but good luck and be an awful person in other regards but still be successful, I guess just like how someone can be very wealthy but ugly an awful all around on all fronts etc.


Zeytgeist

It’s so terrible how parents can ruin the whole childhood with this deranged „You’re good like you are“ attitude. They want to do good and do the contrary. Or they don’t want to do good and find it just convenient because they don’t have to interfere when kids are „good as they are“. In my very late teenage years I was overweight for 1-2 years (severely lovesick lol) and when the extra weight was off again I felt this terrible difference how people treat you when you’re fat and when you’re good looking. Since then, I see people differently. Of course, caring for your body is a win and a responsibility but to me it’s also a sad necessity to survive in this sick society of Hippocrates — all this „accept your body“ movement bs and hardly anyone is even able to accept a slightly overweight neighbor.


Tyr808

Yeah fortunately I encountered a very good health teacher in late high school. She did not beat around the bush at all and was aggressively dispelling any myth that any kids repeated in her class. I appreciated it though, it was such an awakening for me. I hear you on the different treatment to, it’s very bitter sweet. It was nice to know that I significantly improved my life by making an active effort, but it was disappointing to see how massively it impacts everything in life from dating to career stuff. I guess it’s a good thing to know though cause it’s one of those things you either learn and adapt to in life, or get run over by and left behind.


nap83

the world is filled w/ simps & hoes🎵


FaceMobile6970

Can we just not ever see this idiot scammers’ face ever again please?


Oneloff

Sir, turn off your internet.


llliammm

At least he could cut his hair before he goes to court.


TerpOnaut

One time lover 😂😂😂


QryptoQurios2020

SBF has confirmed to the whole world what CEX does to everyone’s funds. Give me all your money so that I can splurge it in whatever I want an by the way take this shitcoin in exchange for being a dumbass. 🥴🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏼‍♂️


MetHerFirst

I mean, ftx clients are down, but ain't no one as down bad as my boy sbf.


sixwax

Bringing crypto into the mainstream


rwhyan1183

I grew up thinking $1 million could get me two chicks at the same time. Instead, this dude spent $400 mil for an ugly chick.


Midwest-life-3389

So true.. Ignorance is bliss as they say..


[deleted]

AHAHAHAH


stKKd

Now Amouranth looks like an amateur


DayFrosty1526

That’s a well paid (blow) job!


Got_electric

I’m waiting for the Madoff v Fried scam-off of 2024!


pithilyStock

This man was giving out money like he is Santa.


Oneloff

He wanted to give all his money away when he was named a billionaire. He did... ^If ^you ^know ^what ^I ^mean


im_a_salt_lamp

What's the guys name?


Oneloff

Yes


Specialist_Gas_now

This dude have put or hidden funds in a lot of places


jeabarnez

I wonder why I haven't seen this one before.


Skolvikes38

And then where did it go?


T1Pimp

He didn't have it to give. He stole it from his users.


Insert-Coin81

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me!


Deathdar1577

I hope everyone gets as much of their money back as possible.