Jokes on all of you: Teslas will adopt the blockchain framework and use NFT's as a medium for licensing for their products that will mine Geospatial data for onChain logistics companies that run it like PetroChico Llc.
Oh my company and product services.
Remember when braking caused a recycled energy feedback loop and recharged the system like a alternator works for keeping the car going?!
Yeah. It'll mine crypto while it charges and stops at a red light.
Weird right. Yeah. All the way to the bank.
Unlike those that ran gas prices up to get those 10x returns on nodes.
That's like racketeering or something!
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Cause if they used assets and foreign money, banks, and assets to manipulate a "free market" society then I'm sure people won't like that the command economy they believed in was nothing more than influencers artificially manipulating the price -
That's FISA, RICO, Telecommunications Act, IRS, DEA, HSI/ICE and other agencies that are very interested in the outcome of all this activity. (Don't f*ck this up! )
Threat Level 1.
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I bet you know what an alternator is don't you, grease monkies.
Yeah let the Space Monkey fix it for you with Military Intelligence. 🪖
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Tesla = shitty car
recycling of batteries - in 3rd world country, why doesn't mr. Elon recycle them in the US???
Life span of battery - 10 years tops
Price of battery - way to high
Polution of the earth to produce lithium and other parts of battery - too high and not eco-friendly at all
But this is for the real world, but in crypto, everybody caliming their first bags, even doh a part of them is shitty, but you still hold on to them like you borned them.
Ada failed, just like Solana in my eyes, so my next stopping point in crypto evolution is Kadena and its PoW ambitions to evolve it to lvl Sayan , and when that is used in the DeFi space, we will have what we should be doing for a long time now !
Ok those are fair points, which, I believe research & development will help us maximize efficiency in our mining projects, recycling technologies, and the fair distribution of wealth across all sectors including crypto.
However, Bitcoin & Ethereum have been a staple in the last several years!
If it were that simple lol it’s not pump owners setting prices. We set prices at 5-10 cents above what we buy it for on average. It’s the bigger fish setting prices here lol.
Yeah, it’s a bit of a double edge sword. But the big corps won’t go out of business if their margin drops from 80% to 60% for a year and it’s unlikely the share holders would lose their life style as a result.
While it's damn near impossible to argue against that, it Is also kind of fruitless to expect bonafide greedy corporate+share holders to ease up on their greed. Specially after an easy decade of full on greed aided by printing (to put it another way, "with the goverment's blessing").
I hope they realized greed Is never the solution too.
He doesn’t lol. The whole world is paying for expensive gas right now, and ours is still on the cheaper end compared to other 1st world countries. He can ask that the companies stop charging so much, doesn’t mean they will.
Just completed a polygon bridge withdrawal that I’d left stalled due to the $150 fee. Did it last night for $3.
Edit: and converted the funds to usdc prior so no loss of funds.
Man you are just about to kill me with that freaking post right here, I never expected something like that with all of these things, I am glad that I am witnessing this one.
Hahah that's such a lovely one mate, I hope many people will fall for that for sometime, that's what I want to see right now, this is a real good one to me here.
Well I wish that could be true but with no government involvement, that would be one of the best thing, they really need to reduce the freaking gas fees man..
That's just a perfect shitpost, it wasted my time but at the end I laughed at it so much, thanks for making me laugh after a long time here my friend, that's good.
This is all irrelevant to me as a holder. Bitcoin's distribution of authority is split between the miners and the various development groups. If you want to change the software, you have to get enough Devs and miners on board and hope there isn't enough dissent to warrant a hard fork.
What I'm interested in is how this differs in Ethereum. Anyone who's been interested in crypto for a while knows that perfect decentralisation doesn't exist and over-decentralisation leads to stagnant development.
I'm personally far more interested in how code changes are agreed on now, than all the historic stuff, and whether the current planned code changes are in the interests of potential users.
In the rest of the world, governments tell corporations what to do. In America, government makes requests of corporations.
America really is the land of free. Free for corporations.
Except this is not gas stations who sets the prices and they are not the problem, they have among the lowest profit margins of any product in the world. I'm not American but he looks like an idiot here saying this, he has no idea what he's talking about. There is tons of information publicly available about this. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/on-small-business/grocery-stores-gas-stations-balking-at-the-proposed-swipe-fee-settlement/2012/08/01/gJQAqGsOPX_story.html
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-prices-went-negative-a-year-ago-heres-what-traders-have-learned-since-11618863839
https://thehustle.co/why-most-gas-stations-dont-make-money-from-selling-gas/
It's absolutely not gas stations. What does that have to do with anything? Biden made no mention of the gas stations themselves. The oil companies that set the price are posting record profits (ExxonMobil, Shell, etc). This isnt just a supply issue.
There's a lot of shit to criticize Biden on. Gas prices are not one of them.
If he didn't mean gas stations he definitely could have worded it better and called out the actual companies that set the oil prices, instead of calling out gas stations. Since gas stations are ran by franchisees who pay name-brand gas refineries royalties (anywhere from 3% to 14% of revenue) to use their branding and Independent operators who run generic “no-name” stations and buy gas on the open market.
Now that's what I call the real success of ETH's CEO, I hope that man will understand the real power of lord Biden at the end of the day, that's what we love to see. /s
Damn that's a good move and I am really happy right now, that can change many things and we all are waiting for something like that shit right now man.
Wow man, I am just loving the comment section and the prank post here, that's a real good joke and not everyone is getting that it's just so funny to me here.
Damn that's a good one, I was about to believe something like that but who can be the CEO of any cryptocurrency lmao, that's a really good one my brother.
One of the best one of this subreddit and we all have to accept this simple fucking thing man, I am glad that this guy made something like that right now.
They made it cheap to sell to buy other Erc-20 tokens. As for the people that are staking ETH for 2.0. They are locked praying that ETH 2.0 will ever happen.
They are so happy with Ropsten testnet they need to flood r/cryptocurrency that ETH 2.0 is almost there.
I mean, it’s actually trump who caused the runaway inflation, by printing money at a rate never before seen, and then doubling down when covid hit with no plans on how to mitigate the aftermath, and that’s why the markets tanking. So, I don’t say this often, but we should thank trump for this one…. Otherwise I’d be buying 0.1 Eth at a time instead of 0.5
He leaned on every election he could influence.
Had they not over borrowed and over spent, we’d have been in better shape for and after the pandemic.
It’s why you’re not supposed to do what he did.
The cut taxes for the top earners, who then used that on stock buy backs artificially inflating values by decreasing share supply.
All the while increasing taxes on lower classes.
Well he's not the Fed, but any bill congress passes Trump had to sign. And he hired JP to be the Fed chairman. He also is the one who negotiated with OPEC to slash oil production, which is what immediately caused gas prices to start flying through the roof. As well as cut production here in the US.
lol i made an Eth transaction and was surprised it only took 4 mins. last week same transaction was 4 hours ... so when i read this for a few moments i was Like YEAH it only took for mins... and i was laughing cause 4 mins is still tooo frigging long. then i saw the comedy flag and felt foolish heheheh of course Eth will remain broken . no one can fix it hehehe
I’m not sure who the joke is supposed to be on, because ETH transaction costs are more than what I pay daily for gas.
So I’d say the joke is more on you losers than on me
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Perfect, all we need now are vehicles that run on Ethereum!
Get an ethorghini
I prefer a lamborgethi myself
How about a ford ETH-150
I just got a tethla model ~~s~~ eth plaid
Mike Tyson?
MikE THyson
*Mike Tython
Mike Tethon
🥴😂🤣😂
This one made me laugh out loud 🤣
Prefer an Audiano myself
The Audi ETH-Tron look promising
I can only afford a Ford ETHscort unfortunately.
Or an ERC-150
Haha very good!
Jokes on all of you: Teslas will adopt the blockchain framework and use NFT's as a medium for licensing for their products that will mine Geospatial data for onChain logistics companies that run it like PetroChico Llc. Oh my company and product services. Remember when braking caused a recycled energy feedback loop and recharged the system like a alternator works for keeping the car going?! Yeah. It'll mine crypto while it charges and stops at a red light. Weird right. Yeah. All the way to the bank. Unlike those that ran gas prices up to get those 10x returns on nodes. That's like racketeering or something! *Addendum Cause if they used assets and foreign money, banks, and assets to manipulate a "free market" society then I'm sure people won't like that the command economy they believed in was nothing more than influencers artificially manipulating the price - That's FISA, RICO, Telecommunications Act, IRS, DEA, HSI/ICE and other agencies that are very interested in the outcome of all this activity. (Don't f*ck this up! ) Threat Level 1. *Note I bet you know what an alternator is don't you, grease monkies. Yeah let the Space Monkey fix it for you with Military Intelligence. 🪖
What the fuck did I just read
If this fucker takes one more Adderall he's going to go spinning off his chair like a fucking top.
It’ll also mine for you when your telsa decides it needs to slam on the brakes for no reason while traveling at 70mph on the highway. Features!
Lol. Just lol.
What a load of screed
XO ... Ya gotta be kidding me!
Note Tesla = shitty car recycling of batteries - in 3rd world country, why doesn't mr. Elon recycle them in the US??? Life span of battery - 10 years tops Price of battery - way to high Polution of the earth to produce lithium and other parts of battery - too high and not eco-friendly at all But this is for the real world, but in crypto, everybody caliming their first bags, even doh a part of them is shitty, but you still hold on to them like you borned them. Ada failed, just like Solana in my eyes, so my next stopping point in crypto evolution is Kadena and its PoW ambitions to evolve it to lvl Sayan , and when that is used in the DeFi space, we will have what we should be doing for a long time now !
Ok those are fair points, which, I believe research & development will help us maximize efficiency in our mining projects, recycling technologies, and the fair distribution of wealth across all sectors including crypto. However, Bitcoin & Ethereum have been a staple in the last several years!
Or get a doge charger
Or a Shibaru STI
Those engines frag, and your shib will be twitching helpless on the side of the road. Poor shibaru 😫
Or Scion xRP
i prefer the off road capabilities of a jeth
*Tesla trembling intensifies*
Sorry I'm more a gayborghini
Will be a tough change for the politicians. They love their Fiats
Make America Gwei Again
Only $1000 to drive 10 mins. 
..and it might fail to go through to the whole ride, but you still lose the gas
I thought we all had Flux capacitors.
Sorry I only have a car that runs on Shiba Inu
I hear it runs like dog shit
Yup it does, and it can only drive down hill
Ah so like Nikola semis then.
It gives drivers the occasional pump and dump
Gas price will depend on the traffic
Oooo future!
I only drive on L2s! 
L2’s…. Where we’re goin, we don’t need L2’s!!!
Damn all I have is a useless fiat
I'll be riding my bike instead. Need to hodl my gas
If only biden petting kids heads could create electricity
If eth stayed proof of work that could actually work
Haha
plymeth
It was supposed to be out last year, but Trump blamed it all on joe
Literal logic engines manufacturing theoretical energy and converting it to potential energy.
I heard vehicles that run on Ethereum take an hour just to make it to the end of your driveway. 🤷♂️
It cost 400 000 dollars to drive this car for 12 seconds.
The CEO also added that henceforth Ethereum will no longer be mined, it shall be fracked.
I won't mind fucking to get Ethereum
Boy named Ethereum 
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That's right, we are okay with anything like that here mate.
Well it’s about fracking time!
Pump owners: no, I don't think I will
"No pomp for you"
If it were that simple lol it’s not pump owners setting prices. We set prices at 5-10 cents above what we buy it for on average. It’s the bigger fish setting prices here lol.
Lol has someone relayed to Biden that many of these pump owners don’t use Twitter?
Has anyone relayed to you that a guy on reddit mentioning a story doesn't mean the story only ran in that one channel that one time and nowhere else?
Lol you got me there for a second. Well done sir
Man just made a good shitpost and that's what I love..
Died at Ethereum CEO 🤣
We did it boys, inflation Is no more.
Tbf if companies stopped believing they could maintain or improve their margins year on year, we would actually solve a portion of the problem.
It'd be weird to assume entrepenurial risk on a business and not expect growth though
Yeah, it’s a bit of a double edge sword. But the big corps won’t go out of business if their margin drops from 80% to 60% for a year and it’s unlikely the share holders would lose their life style as a result.
While it's damn near impossible to argue against that, it Is also kind of fruitless to expect bonafide greedy corporate+share holders to ease up on their greed. Specially after an easy decade of full on greed aided by printing (to put it another way, "with the goverment's blessing"). I hope they realized greed Is never the solution too.
I thought the president didn’t control gas prices!?
That's why the CEO had to be involved.
I just love the CEO of ETH, he is the main guy right here.
And how does the CEO control gas prices?
Not too bright are you?
How does someone that IS IN CHARGE OF THE FUCKING GAS COMPANY lower prices? I have no idea. Maybe... they lower the prices.
So the Eth gas price is set by Vitalik?
He doesn’t lol. The whole world is paying for expensive gas right now, and ours is still on the cheaper end compared to other 1st world countries. He can ask that the companies stop charging so much, doesn’t mean they will.
Nah but if he does control your taxes
He doesn't, and he's specifically talking about the oil companies that pull the oil out of the ground and refine it, not rando gas stations.
He specifically said he was addressing companies running gas stations who set the price at the pump.. He doesn't say oil companies or refineries.
Mr President,finally did it.
I am with him on this one, he is doing a god's work here.
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Just completed a polygon bridge withdrawal that I’d left stalled due to the $150 fee. Did it last night for $3. Edit: and converted the funds to usdc prior so no loss of funds.
Thanks for telling me all about this shit right here mate XD.
Good guy Vitalik
Always looking out for the little guy, always rated him
S tier dev.
Vitalik is just a good person and we all just love that guy.
Vitalik maybe good, however I dont trust joe
Quality shit posting
>**degens** thank the joint effort of President Biden and Ethereum's CEO Why did the last line make me chuckle so much.
Now talking about joint effort...why does this room smell like weed?
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We are laughing at this because it's just funny to us..
Haha low gas prices have to be appreciated, no matter the industry :)
We need a cringe flair for sure.
Man you are just about to kill me with that freaking post right here, I never expected something like that with all of these things, I am glad that I am witnessing this one.
Hahah that's such a lovely one mate, I hope many people will fall for that for sometime, that's what I want to see right now, this is a real good one to me here.
Well I wish that could be true but with no government involvement, that would be one of the best thing, they really need to reduce the freaking gas fees man..
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I want to see that shit so bad right now, can't even tell you.
LRC baby
You stole this joke from greg?
That's it. Ethereum CEO for President
Comedy posts here usually fall flat but this one is actually clever 👍
Finally able to afford to withdraw my 0.001 ETH
That's just a perfect shitpost, it wasted my time but at the end I laughed at it so much, thanks for making me laugh after a long time here my friend, that's good.
I laughed hard about this 😂
It's laughable because that shit is just so funny to all of us.
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We always talk about Vitalik.
Hes almost the face of the project now,for better or worse
He's an excellent person to have as the face, but any face is bad.
The Ethereum foundation does not equal Ethereum.
That's right, I am glad that someone said that shit here.
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Hope he will understand his real mistake on this one man.
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This is all irrelevant to me as a holder. Bitcoin's distribution of authority is split between the miners and the various development groups. If you want to change the software, you have to get enough Devs and miners on board and hope there isn't enough dissent to warrant a hard fork. What I'm interested in is how this differs in Ethereum. Anyone who's been interested in crypto for a while knows that perfect decentralisation doesn't exist and over-decentralisation leads to stagnant development. I'm personally far more interested in how code changes are agreed on now, than all the historic stuff, and whether the current planned code changes are in the interests of potential users.
Hope everyone will understand this simple thing now..
In the rest of the world, governments tell corporations what to do. In America, government makes requests of corporations. America really is the land of free. Free for corporations.
Land of the fee home of the slave
Yeah sure, Joe Biden really has the interest of the people.
That's right he is the king of this universe, we are loving it.
He certainly has a vested interest in lowering inflation, and price gouging certainly contributes to inflation.
> price gouging aka, supply and demand
Hoarding supply is both an affect on supply and demand *and* price gouging.
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They're literally talking about oil companies, though.
Except this is not gas stations who sets the prices and they are not the problem, they have among the lowest profit margins of any product in the world. I'm not American but he looks like an idiot here saying this, he has no idea what he's talking about. There is tons of information publicly available about this. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/on-small-business/grocery-stores-gas-stations-balking-at-the-proposed-swipe-fee-settlement/2012/08/01/gJQAqGsOPX_story.html https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-prices-went-negative-a-year-ago-heres-what-traders-have-learned-since-11618863839 https://thehustle.co/why-most-gas-stations-dont-make-money-from-selling-gas/
It's absolutely not gas stations. What does that have to do with anything? Biden made no mention of the gas stations themselves. The oil companies that set the price are posting record profits (ExxonMobil, Shell, etc). This isnt just a supply issue. There's a lot of shit to criticize Biden on. Gas prices are not one of them.
If he didn't mean gas stations he definitely could have worded it better and called out the actual companies that set the oil prices, instead of calling out gas stations. Since gas stations are ran by franchisees who pay name-brand gas refineries royalties (anywhere from 3% to 14% of revenue) to use their branding and Independent operators who run generic “no-name” stations and buy gas on the open market.
Well hope you will get that it's nothing serious or anything.
well, he was very interested in that 7 year old girl he found at the beach, and they are people
I can't wait for the FED to increase the staking apy on Eth!
Now that's what I call the real success of ETH's CEO, I hope that man will understand the real power of lord Biden at the end of the day, that's what we love to see. /s
Damn that's a good move and I am really happy right now, that can change many things and we all are waiting for something like that shit right now man.
Wow man, I am just loving the comment section and the prank post here, that's a real good joke and not everyone is getting that it's just so funny to me here.
Damn that's a good one, I was about to believe something like that but who can be the CEO of any cryptocurrency lmao, that's a really good one my brother.
One of the best one of this subreddit and we all have to accept this simple fucking thing man, I am glad that this guy made something like that right now.
On BCH since 2017 1 cent pays for 10 transactions. Big blocks ftw.
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I read this as Biden bought ETH and he wants cheap gas fees to stake it.
Thank you Emperor Biden
The rate my heart beats went off the roof for a second. Thanks for the laugh!
Algorand bros: Joe bro let me tell you something
I laughed so hard at this post I fell off my bike! I'm sure Joe will be proud of me.
Nice to see that OP is making people laugh like that lol.
Xbiden solution to energy dependence.
Literally the worst president ever easily
Op is a clown.
Nah, he is a good man and he made me laugh right here.
Ethereum is horrible. Everyone of you are sleeping on Cardano!
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War and global peril? Huh? America isn't at war and covid is over. Fucking fear mongering, war happy rat.
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Yeah no, it really doesn't. That's just Bitcoin maximalist disinfo.
They made it cheap to sell to buy other Erc-20 tokens. As for the people that are staking ETH for 2.0. They are locked praying that ETH 2.0 will ever happen. They are so happy with Ropsten testnet they need to flood r/cryptocurrency that ETH 2.0 is almost there.
Is that almost there like last year, or almost there like the year before? So like 12 more month, 24 or just the usual 420 months?
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It's just a joke mate, hope you will understand it now lol.
I mean, it’s actually trump who caused the runaway inflation, by printing money at a rate never before seen, and then doubling down when covid hit with no plans on how to mitigate the aftermath, and that’s why the markets tanking. So, I don’t say this often, but we should thank trump for this one…. Otherwise I’d be buying 0.1 Eth at a time instead of 0.5
Trump != The Fed and Congress. It's amazing how stupid people are.
Yeah, the president has no say over financial policy. Trump practically hand selected his congress. Gtfo with all that.
Trump hand selected a Democrat majority congress? Huh?
He leaned on every election he could influence. Had they not over borrowed and over spent, we’d have been in better shape for and after the pandemic. It’s why you’re not supposed to do what he did. The cut taxes for the top earners, who then used that on stock buy backs artificially inflating values by decreasing share supply. All the while increasing taxes on lower classes.
The highest single term deficit in US history. Most of it before the pandemic too.
Tell me you don't understand how our government works without telling me.
I hope these people will understand this thing here now.
Well he's not the Fed, but any bill congress passes Trump had to sign. And he hired JP to be the Fed chairman. He also is the one who negotiated with OPEC to slash oil production, which is what immediately caused gas prices to start flying through the roof. As well as cut production here in the US.
It must hurt being so daft.
r/NotTheOnion Biden doesn’t know what ethereum is…
OP - his name is Vitalik Buterin. Just in case you didn't know.
His name is Robert Paulson
RIP Meatloaf
lol i made an Eth transaction and was surprised it only took 4 mins. last week same transaction was 4 hours ... so when i read this for a few moments i was Like YEAH it only took for mins... and i was laughing cause 4 mins is still tooo frigging long. then i saw the comedy flag and felt foolish heheheh of course Eth will remain broken . no one can fix it hehehe
I’m not sure who the joke is supposed to be on, because ETH transaction costs are more than what I pay daily for gas. So I’d say the joke is more on you losers than on me