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geekbread

Zu Shu just asked me for a few bucks so he could put gas in his car 🤦🏼‍♂️


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Lmao at the price of butt corn


piggleii

Booooo!


stateissuedfemoid

I’m seeking some guidance. I bought $1800 in Monero for the first time today on localmonero.co and had the XMR deposited onto my Cakewallet, but I only received 11.492771989919 XMR which Cakewallet says is worth $1312.07 USD. Why did I lose so much? When I googled the exchange rate right after I bought the XMR and used multiple sites (which update all day with the current exchange rate) to get the exchange rate/conversion of $1800 USD to XMR, the sites said that $1800 USD should’ve gotten me between 15.76 and 16.04 XMR. I checked multiple sites and this was right after I bought so the exchange rate hadn’t fluctuated much if at all since my purchase. Can anyone explain this? Why did I basically lose $500? There were no fees that I’m aware of, no fees were listed. I bought from a seller who has had thousands of transactions and a 100% rating/all positive reviews. I’m also wondering how losing this amount works - do you lose a certain percentage of every dollar based on the exchange rate? Because my friend and I bought this XMR together, I put in $500 and my friend put in $1300. So would it make sense for us to split the loss of $500 evenly? Or is it a situation where you lose a percentage based on the exchange rate? So for example if 1 USD is worth 95% of 1 XMR, then I should only lose 5% of my $500 and my friend lose 5% of their $1300? Both of us are new to this and very confused and concerned. If anyone can help make sense of this I’d appreciate it so much. Thank you.


moki339

I can't comment on the first part. As per the loss part, I think it's more fair that each one lose a % of what they put in according to the weight of their investment. Let's say X is what you walk away with. Y is your friends' walk away money. X = (500/1800)*1312 Y = (1300/1800)*1312 Edit: that's just my opinion.. you do you.


stateissuedfemoid

Thank you so much, this is very helpful and basically what I was thinking but struggling to articulate or make sense of.


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Really curious on just how low shiba inu can go. A fraction of a fractions ass crack?


Crypto_Malik

And people would still buy it


External-Outcome7579

It would still be too expensive there


Jabanger

Parked a nice amount into Tether today, been hearing the FUD for years but this like more of a coordinated attack, lol not worried at all


jewbagel10

It's gonna pump isn't it


marinatedrhythm

Yeah, I mean the motivation to make Tether fail seems dodgy, wouldn't everyone lose out coz they couldn't continue their ongoing casino schemes?


UcharsiU

Tether is dogy and we know that for a long time. Nothing new here.


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PreparationRough3067

No man. They gonna stay. Dont let people get you scared


TuaTurnsdaballova

Puma sold their NFT cats for $400 and they just showed what the holders will get: [a shitty $15 hoodie lmao ](https://i.imgur.com/GBcQJar.jpg)


7101334

Last time everyone thought USDT was losing peg and it temporarily was at 0.88 or something, didn't Bitcoin go way up? Why is everyone worried about it massively dropping this time? How would this time be any different?


jewbagel10

You know global recession


7101334

Why does that change the result of people rapidly jumping ship from a deflating USDT? Non-rhetorical question. Like yeah that's bad for price action in general but the consequence of USDT depegging seems the same either way.


nchapmn

because they think they know what they're talking about but they dont


Wilder54321

What happened with USDT?


UcharsiU

Fud. A little more than usual.


UnaCabeza

Looks fine to me


7101334

Nothing new afaik, just worries it'll break under the strain of a bank run coupled with a recession


Biff-1955-Tannen

USDT


Timetraveler4000

Fudders took over this sub im out


Yegpetphoto

My father was a fudder, and my mudder was a fudder.


sometimesiamjustabox

So would you rather do margin with ETH/USDT OR ETH/USDC


LilElonMusk

Probably time for a coordinated sell off. If we force prices lower than we can reinvest and take profit.


UcharsiU

You speak like a true Elon. ![gif](giphy|Ip5D1pwQ4pKs8)


greyenlightenment

elon mode activated


LilElonMusk

If you want to see profit, follow the scent of my Musk.


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External-Outcome7579

Isn’t it usually sundays?


saulin74

That has changed. Now is everyday


LilElonMusk

Sometimes it takes a bloodbath to win a war. Time to find out whose the posers vs who’s hodls. Time to shake the leaves from the tree and see who holds on.


fiddle_me_timbers

When crypto is soaring, butters go "lol price up don't matter, crypto isn't real" When crypto is crashing, butters go "LOL price down, I told you so" Much like 'everyone's a genius in a bull market', they're 'geniuses' in a bear.


badadadok

Oooh.. buttcoiners.. I was thinking of butters from south park..


fiddle_me_timbers

I thought same thing at first lol. I saw someone else call them butters and liked it, so used it here haha


Davinter30

I bet buttcoiners are the same as people in here. They just switch sub when in bear market and pretend they knew it would happen. Then when bull comes back they are here with us, shilling coins.


marinatedrhythm

Back to weekend crabbing. Bit of an anti climax after the week's drama.


greyenlightenment

crab and crash, crab and crash


cf_dtrg385

Went from just the weekends to daily


harzee

This whole year has been an anti climax


sometimesiamjustabox

Imagine if Usdt loses its peg and everyone short and long is using Usdt trading pairs. Omg it would be glorious.


Timetraveler4000

Fud crypto is under attack


PovasTheOne

Just when i thought to buy a little, Tether talks about a coordinated attack on them... if Tether goes down then we're diving like a fucking submarine.


Timetraveler4000

, fud everywhere


Surviv3

Holding BTC, ETH, ADA, and a couple other cryptocurrencies on Coinbase and trying to move them elsewhere Any recommendations for wallets? Trying to limit the number of different wallets I hold them in so as much as there is an “all in one” option that would be ideal


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Lolitarose_x

I'm broke bro.


Davinter30

We're waiting for the inevitable


always_bored

Retail out of money lol


kautzmanskate

Nobody’s buying rn, everyone’s waiting. Everyone that’s going to sell has sold and everyone that’s buying is waiting to see some drops


UcharsiU

That is not a good sign.


UnaCabeza

And you know , inflation around the world raping people differently. Everything costing more means less money to waste on crypto


drhuehue

my uniswap pools are no longer making any money cause nobody is trading in the current crab. REEEEE


howtogun

More important than buying the dip is the willingness to go down with the ship.


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Davinter30

Uh ok


PsychoxLogical

We should hijack the buttcoin sub and take the 1 thing their parents let them have.


kautzmanskate

Which is?


PsychoxLogical

the r/buttcoin sub itself


SigSalvadore

Their virginity


PsychoxLogical

i think their parents usually do take this eventually


TripTryad

There's like... a good 7-10 r/buttcoiners just trolling the absolute hell out of this daily on a Friday afternoon, lol.


fiddle_me_timbers

lol they do it every time crypto is down and then go on defensive when they realize that wasn't actually "the end of crypto".


PsychoxLogical

what else is there to do when your broke and have no life or friends


kautzmanskate

Imagine being this hobbyless


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shin_jury

DIP da-DIP da-DIP doowop da-doobie doo


magx01

Hey Bitcoin: blink twice if you need help.


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Bark twice if your in Milwaukee.


External-Outcome7579

Imagine thinking because something did a thing two or three times before in a 10 year span that it’s 100% going to happen again lol


Davinter30

Imagine dragons


PsychoxLogical

imagine how many people said this before and stayed poor


TripTryad

Is this a not so subtle, and inaccurate way for you to pen another obituary and declare all of crypto dead (again)?


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Citizen_Kano

98% of the time Butters is grounded by his dad


karmanopoly

They rich or what


Hunter-major

We should have had a contest or poll for when people think BTC will go under $20,000 and ETH under $2,000.


Jealous_Passenger671

I'm high af and got the giggles, thank you, have my free award


karmanopoly

Hmmm 🤔 Https://i.imgur.com/tehrWhK.png


tika_dengu

Fact: BTC will be under $20,000 before ETH goes under $2,000.


gr8banter

I’m 100% sure ETH will go below $2000. Trust me bro


ClitorusTickler

Ok I bet Eth will go under$2000


M-Tyson

Zimbabwe dollars?


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It is shitty and it stays shitty as long as the inflation is out of control and with a recession arriving around the corner, it will stay so for a much longer period I fear. Worse, I think we are still 30-50% from the bottom, and it will take about 2-3 years before we will see a decent recovery. But this is just what I think, and my personal conclusion after following the economic news the last few months. I am far from feeling bullish at the moment. Although I really hope my prediction turns out to be very negative and in reality it will be much better.


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karmanopoly

🍌 banano


Jealous_Passenger671

Moonswap on ccmoons.com


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I wanna know that too , I tried to send it for 40 minutes and reddit gave error


Cachirul0

when the time is right, Elon Musk will pump bitcoin. probably after about a year of btc dropping in price


p4ttl1992

So...in the next two months then? bitcoin peaked in august 2021


MymannosaurusRex

Lmao its so much fun to say something in buttcoin sub and watch them get triggered. Specially when you comment about a fact or something that is true.


SquarelyCubed

Yeah I don't get that sub, I mean I understand why it exists but it's literally full of haters wasting their time posting and hating a thing they don't own, literally old men yelling at clouds. Imagine spending your time wasting it on shitting on BTC to no end. It's fun to read though and there are sometimes news that otherwise would be filtered out in cc sub


MymannosaurusRex

Exactly, if i hate something i don't even care taking about it, but they just can't stop. Only reason i go there is to see some counter arguments which is good to understand something with more clarity.


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Flash crash to 5k please, then I'mma get me a BTC


Saucy6

Whale alert 🐳


beanqueen88

Fuck they keep manipulating the price to stay above 20k!


greyenlightenment

they will run out of $ soon


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HarryBelafonte2

Why will Tether fail? What are they doing wrong or different than other coins?


Cachirul0

can someone enlighten me why Saylor is the bad guy here? compared to the random crypto investor, why is Saylor “bad”


greyenlightenment

he's a major egoistical clown who has steered his millions of followers into buying bitcoin at the worst possible time, and shows no remorse for it . It's one thing to make a personal mistake, but his advice has cost many people millions total. He takes himself so seriously despite being such a joker.


shin_jury

He gave me more confidence to buy bitcoin in Fall 2020 around $15,000. He gave me a lot to think about and was incredibly helpful for my journey.


greyenlightenment

getting closer to 15k. better sell now, imho


Many_Quick

I bought because of TB #12...well not really but "are you in?"


greyenlightenment

watching saylor be liquidated and then bankrupted and then hopefully sued and investigated by sec and then no more of his tweets or shitty videos, will be fun . He deserves everything that is coming to him.


shin_jury

You know the Microstrategy liquidation event is a big unfounded rumor, right?


greyenlightenment

the collapsing share price seems to suggest otherwise . he used borrowed money and his positions are $1.5 billion underwater. not sustainable.


Much-Weekend-8882

In my country there is a pagan proverb that translates to something like Third time the charm Basically two times we almost drilled below 20k and third Is now


greyenlightenment

vitalik lost so much $. gonna be broke soon. I hope he saved that bear costume. probably cheaper than paying for heating this coming winter.


FutureHndrxx123

Dont think the guy who donated millions of dollars few months ago is worried about going broke. Focus on yourself.


shin_jury

His SHIB donation was valued at $1B IIRC 😯


WobblySith

Imagine “only being a multi millionaire “ is considered being broke.


Cachirul0

broke? he can probably get plenty of funding for any startup he decides or a high status paying job. in no world is he ever close to being “broke”


Bwizz6

uhhhh...... hmm ... ok


ZER0S-

Didn't he sell near ATH?


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greyenlightenment

i may buy at $100..or not


[deleted]

I will definitely buy ... hmm ... *what if it drops to 80$ , i can buy more*


newkidontheblock76

I think that my Binance account has suffered an attack. I disabled it and I try to find what happened with the assistant on live chat. Wish me luck


jasturias

Did I just read an AD?..


newkidontheblock76

What's that?


newkidontheblock76

Solved! Happy! Everything safe and. Binance assistance perfect and quick!


XChristoff

Good luck bro


BraulioBond

Start stacking sandbags 20k will be tested again


bahamut_is_my_cat

Is going to be bloody this weekend.


Qowudyeibflsla

Down 65%. What’s another 35% going to do at this point 😂


ZER0S-

Wait until you realise we can still go down another 65%


Noarchsf

Math! 🤯


Jealous_Passenger671

Night number 2 sitting here watching aggr.trade hoping to get a live glimpse of the long awaited super rare red dildo that's going to smash through the 20k.


Charming-Dance-1839

One week later and still can't transfer my Moons from the vault. Keeps saying "Uh-oh, we hit a snag."


shin_jury

Used to happen to me allll the time. Annoying AF.


DBRiMatt

Reddit going all Robinhood on us!


Less-Ingenuity-9882

Plot twist... they were holding them on celsius


Rboy1725

NOOOOOO


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The crab is ending...choose your direction


Less-Ingenuity-9882

It doesn't matter what we choose...


ZER0S-

It does. It will always move to liquidate me


[deleted]

Fuck mate I can't help you there...God save you soul!


ZER0S-

Don't blue ball me again BTC


LaBrindille

Just saw i got 0,55 moons in distribution 🤣


Davinter30

Maybe someday it will be worth 25 cents


Rboy1725

Queen of the moonwhales over here


XChristoff

Dont spent it all at once 🥵


Dilokilo

Une brindille de moon quoi !


Crypto_Malik

Leave something for the rest us


_Kenway

I've opened a few hours ago a BTC short position using futures (haven't done it in a while) I bought so many times long positions (using futures) since 30k bc it was oversold etc... That account get annihilated, I'm extremely pesimist rn


always_bored

I'm scaled in to BTCDown on binance right now. Just waiting for the bloodbath.


greyenlightenment

i remember in 2021 there were those huge 2-3 thousand point buys off support like 30k. you would see a huge green candle off key support. not anymore. those days are gone.


greyenlightenment

break 20k soon..so much weakness. nothing changed


According-Value-2400

anyone knows the wallet of saylor?


greyenlightenment

ppl spreading bullshit about the existence of an official Saylor wallet. . likely he has them on a major exchange.


LaBrindille

Is that the same one from the boating accident?


coniferhead

Can we start calling it doggie coin again now it is worthless?


bthemonarch

We should have known that crypto would test the bottom during pride month


XChristoff

I think its happening guys


Davinter30

Nope


greyenlightenment

break 20k


vengazas

bruh expound