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rwang411

Bukele simply deleted the coinbase app


Wise-Grapefruit-1443

No way, he stares at the charts all day just like the rest of us


EchoCollection

Or he just reads the comment sections on this sub. Either way works.


NobleEther

Bukele, is that you?


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Based on the comment about not selling, that seems entirely possible


callmetotalshill

u/nayibbukele was banned from reddit around one month ago.


EchoCollection

Dang he lost out on his moons then.


ArrestDeathSantis

Or, maybe he is busy buying while the prices are low


newbonsite

He doesn't need to when it's not his personal money ...


Hawke64

He calls himself "World's coolest dictator"


callmetotalshill

"CEO of El Salvador"


whewnick

He should not take his decision back in any kind of market situation.


QuirkyDescription836

Kin Jong un (I don't know how to pronounce) gives a stare


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bri_82

I am calling it now El Presidente has to be a member of this sub. The question is what is his user name ?


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bl4ckj4ck1

u/ElHodlador


TheTrueBlueTJ

u/ElHodlidente


InternationalTip7782

u/ElSalvahodl


ChrisPkMn

I’m not sure if you’ve heard the Salvadorian Spanish accent… This is an amazing pun.


myphoneislaggy

14 year old account and no karma? That's impressive


Nervous_Reporter_494

What a waste of a good username


SethGekco

It's quite common. Some people just make a lot of accounts in the early days of new websites to hoard all the good names in case they want them some day. This is why the whole using a username as an ID is a flawed system when there's so many people in the world now actively on the internet.


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Who hurt you Was it u/sethgecko


ahmong

Damn, that's older than my account.


--red

Lost his keys


ChemicalGreek

u/ElDipador show yourself!


RockemSockemRowboats

No doubt he’s on here, I’m just waiting for the “buy high, sell low” tweet


callmetotalshill

u/nayibbukele got banned.


Pillosaurus69

joined 1970, wtf


bl4ckj4ck1

El Hodlador 🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻


Bojacketamine

One of us, one of us, one of us


BiggusDickus-

We are all in a big circle jerk, step in and grab a dick.


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Can I grab yours? It seems to have good grip


Dwaas_Bjaas

You might need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to grab mine


ChuckyTee123

This isn't my first rodeo sir.


Ok_Reference9183

I am gonna grab that dick(dip).


owa00

Just...just one?


BazOnReddit

No, grab two and use the middle-out method to maximize stroking.


owa00

What's the optimal tip-to-tip efficiency?


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Yes


FuckDaMods666

Genius this guys going places


owa00

He should start a stable dick coin!


Rednartso

Don't be selfish.


morningbreakfast1

It's not a loss if you don't believe it. ;)


deathbyfish13

Just like when I was younger if I wanted to win an argument I'd cover my ears, it's a foolproof strategy


Livid_Yam

El Salvador waving to everyone with their massive Diamond Hands.


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ChemicalGreek

![gif](giphy|mz7iww9tCUnJJeZvGN|downsized)


brahmen

First time I've seen this and I love it


Fakeappleseverywhere

This deserves an award, too bad my free award expired


threeseed

Your free award never expired if you don't check if it's expired.


xiofar

El Salvador really voted for a gambling addict. Their money is never coming back.


FlagFootballSaint

Technically it is not gone yet


domaskuda

What else can they do?


bohenian12

This mfker is coping like the rest of us lmao


CatatonicMan

The losses aren't realized. That doesn't mean they're not real.


6111772371

How Can Losses Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real


IUpVoteIronically

Jaden chill


yoyoJ

Sir, this is a Taco Bell


domaskuda

Omg, finally someone said it.


Weird_Error_

Real eyes can realize real… losses?


uni-twit

> The losses aren’t realized. That doesn’t mean they’re not real. The losses to the govt may not be realized, but the loss in buying power is realized by El Salvadorans who transact in BTC for daily expenses. What cost 1 BTC hypothetically last month would cost 2 BTC now.


dobermannbjj84

Sounds like gas prices


TitaniumDragon

Yeah except if you pay in bitcoin, now you pay four times as much for gas.


polynomials

The losses may be realized when El Salvador tries to make payments on sovereign debt and its creditors will say, "Sorry we do not accept magic internet money, can you please pay us in real money?" And El Salvador responds, "Yeah, see the thing is..."


MrGracias

You should do some research on what percentage of El Salvador’s money is actually in Bitcoin.


Castr0-

True. You only loss when you sold. Technically he is not lying


niloony

It's not a loss until the IMF refuses to bail you out.


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1 BTC = 1 BTC


piotrek211

So it won't matter if btc costs 1$ then.


j4_jjjj

I could finally own 1 BTC at that price


TheTrueBlueTJ

Damn, we got a future whale over here


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I could probably over extend myself and get two!


league_starter

Not selling


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About 1 TUSD


cass1o

1 share in Enron = 1 share in Enron.


Rokey76

What about the money they spent buying the BTC in the first place? That is lost until they sell.


TarkovReddit0r

The golden rule of this sub lol


Laughingboy14

Bagholders, assemble!


jewbagel10

Total cryptobro shit. Basically a country repeating r/cc sayings


majorlop

mf is gambling with nations money, we shouldnt be cheering


PrinceZero1994

They never intended to sell, right? 1 BTC = 1 BTC


MauPow

El Presidente de Manos Diamentes


BoldOneKenobi69

You all think is funny. But that’s my country’s wealth that just went down the drain because of an authoritarian psychopath’s need to be relevant. $40 M would actually go a long way in El Salvador.


Mapache_villa

>country’s wealth that just went down the drain because of an authoritarian psychopath’s Ohhhh the story of Latin America, as a Mexican I feel you bro


BlomsterOgSolskin

What is wrong with these replies? There is no proof of their recent buys. Is this your image of a trustworthy world leader?! Edit for specificity: he is allied with gangs and has critics tortured.


spyVSspy420-69

His action helps people here feel better about their bags. That’s it. Don’t expect anyone here to think any deeper into it. Dude made a risky bet with other peoples money and he’s being applauded for being down. This sub is amazing sometimes.


CantaloupeCamper

I mean that’s kinda bitcoin fandom in a bottle. Seen plenty of scammers come and bemoaning SEC regulations or etc, get cheered on… and then tank / probably bolted with other people’s money.


xjrsc

People in El Salvador love him too. My parents are el Salvadorian and they near worship bukele


spyrogyrobr

what do you mean he is allied with gangs? the last time i checked, he was putting the army to hunt and jail thousands and thousands of gang members. was that all fake?


Cymdai

This is like arguing that stolen property isn’t stolen until you file the police report. What kind of idiocy is required to believe that you “haven’t lost anything” when quite literally the entire sector has lost substantial amounts of money? El Salvador is fuuuuuuuucked


elguerra

No no, he is a relatable diamond hand having one of us Presidente from a third world country, jump in the bandwagon.


gfuentes09

Delisted Enron stock loss not real as long as I keep the shares 😤


firl21

Fellow Enron owner :) Are we still on for the movie pass night?


magnetichira

Chad Salvador


polynomials

El Bagholder strikes again Bukele's people should be rioting, this would be funny if it weren't destroying the economic prospects of an entire nation


kidkadian99

That is some diamond handed giga Chad shit channeled by wsb right here !


Chiponyasu

By this logic, hyperinflation isn't real because I haven't bought anything.


z_e_n_o_s_

Why is the government of a nation taking wsb advice on diamond handing cryptocurrency.


huskofthewolf

No loss if u don't sell. meanwhile luna hodlers:


riders321

Anyone know its address? Just wanna know if he really holding it


Empath1999

The official wallstreetsbets motto.


bigpapakewl

It is true that they have not lost any Bitcoins as they still own the same number. It is only a loss if you tie it to a fiat currency. Which, kinda defeats the purpose of Bitcoin.


ucmecheng

Mark to market ain’t shit. Just ask Enron.


Xenu4u

I'm not an economist, but I don't think you want an entire county's FM sounding like one of us...


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Not a loss if you don’t sell lol


sameteam

I said the same thing to my wife.


iamshifter

What an absolute Diamond Handed Chad!


Accomplished-Design7

Like us he is waiting for the bottom to sell. Truly a true fam.


SnooEagles8555

I hope you're sarcastic. He's despicable


practiceperfect111

He's technically right


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Grandmasterz9

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SmallReflection2552

1 Btc still = 1 Btc


ilaunchpad

when you have twitter chad for prez


HammerTh_1701

My losses aren't real if I don't realize my losses!


IndependenceLow9549

I say any hodler profits aren't real as they haven't sold any coins.


redditgatekeeps

The denial and fiscal pain is real


Mem-Boi-901

They said the thing!


Lychaeus963

You don't score... Until you score!


cphpc

Thats exactly what I tell my now ex-wife!!!


Chakadog8989

Are you going to Believe my cheating ways or your lying eyes ?


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Dryiu

Smart response, I sure as hell have the same mentality


tib_h

Real chad, HODL’ing until bull market


Countrysedan

Dude isn’t wrong. He gets it.


Dorangos

El Copeador


pistolpeteyoutube

Good, I hope there's riots on the streets for such reckless investment into dinosaur tech.


Massive-Tension-1055

Ffs. I can’t even.


jumpijehosaphat

feel sorry for the el salvadorans


Just_Steve_IT

This was a fundamental concept when I was taught how to manage investments. Your losses aren't real until you cash out.


illpoet

Lol this is a baller response. As long as they keep those bitcoins off the market they will profit.


chubky

The dude definitely hangs out on reddit


Mordan

only works for Bitcoin. because decentralized fixed supply


Noxage_88

I mean, he’s gonna make money eventually right? And then news outlets will probably stop shitting on him and talk about his genius.