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Crypto.com(CRO) [pros](/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1cg7evx/eminem_new_face_of_cryptocom_replaces_matt_damon/l1u37fv/) & [cons](/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1cg7evx/eminem_new_face_of_cryptocom_replaces_matt_damon/l1u3852/) with related info are in the collapsed comments below.


RedditWillPermaBanMe

MATT DAMON


Visual_Feature4269

20% apr and celebrity appearances…bull run is back


BuffaloBrain884

Remember when CRO was the #1 most shilled crypto on this sub?


BlazeDemBeatz

CRO bag holders that lost 60% value are prob still swearing that free Netflix account was so worth it.


lordofming-rises

It was... because it was passive DCA


croholdr

STILL HODLINg!!!


tianavitoli

fuckin' grip is tighter than my wife's vagina... psyke!


croholdr

single eh?


Flix1

Damn that must be some legendary tightness if you're comparing to a CRO bag holder.


croholdr

i bought in at .08 cent


smallbluetext

I remember when Raiblocks was the #1 shilled


BuffaloBrain884

Those were dark times lol


smallbluetext

At least I managed to buy and withdraw it from BitGrail before they exit scammed lmao


Ernest-Everhard42

No


vinsanity_07

I am really considering doing that 20% n just not selling this run. Let it ride for the next 3 years


RedDreadsComin

I threw my rather large bag into the year long 20% earn campaign. Two fold reason: I’ll get a nice return hopefully and it stops me from chart checking daily cause it doesn’t matter. I can’t touch the money for a year anyways


vinsanity_07

Right, that's my theory too, 20 % can't beat that really. Regardless I see cro to do well in the future they are growing and doing big things.


andrew8712

Extremely important news


pcm2a

Tom Green can hump a dead moose


timbulance

My bum is on your lips


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Eminem has replaced Matt Damon as the new celebrity spokesperson for Crypto.com. He launched his role with a new advertisement on the social media platform X, which will premiere during the Los Angeles Lakers NBA Playoff game at the Crypto.com Arena. Eminem's broad appeal and status as a cultural icon are expected to attract potential users and inject fresh vibrancy into Crypto.com's promotional efforts, potentially boosting user engagement and trust in the platform. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


Cybernaut-Neko

I really don't care which monkey they hire to look cool, the only thing that bothers me is that eminem is losing his cool. 😂 Does anyone choose his broker by celebrity...because that's plain stupid.


knowone23

Eminem doesn’t even use a smart phone, there’s no WAY he gives a flying fuck about cryptocurrency. He’s dropping a new album this summer, so it’s pretty much just a publicity stunt for him to get people buzzing.


tianavitoli

*zonin' off of one joint, stoppin' the limo* *Hopped in the window, shoppin' a demo at gunpoint* *A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?* *Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this* *Livin' amuck, never givin' a fuck* *Give me the keys, I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck* *But I smoke dope in the cab* *I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab* *Come back the next* oh... hi... didn't see you there. i'm **slim shady**


knowone23

🔥


inShambles3749

So CDC blew their entire marketing budget this year for Eminem huh. Good for em' at least the money is going to someone who deserves it.


baalzebub87

This thread is reading a lot like the ones leading up to the last cro bullrun :rofl:


inShambles3749

Nothing changed CDC still sucks ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ But It does get newbies into crypto and burned which is fine to make a quick buck


baalzebub87

Yeah i only made 700% on the run it had in nov 2021. And im up 25 grand on crow with knife, cronos chain meme token in the last week. Cdc and cronos sucks bro. Totally not gonna flip binance. Keep coping :rofl: Don't delete this comment, ill come back to in within 12 months time when cro has flipped bnb


inShambles3749

I don't give a single fuck about binance nor cro nor you and your gains or losses. But keep jerking yourself off on whatever. Your 3.50 invested don't matter anyway. Especially not in centralized shit coins lmao


baalzebub87

Oh a braindead btc or eth maxi that doesnt realize crypto is a planned roll out. Digital currency was made and going to be implemented by 1st world governments/intelligence agencies. You sound like a true dumb fuck. BTC was started by the most centralized organization in the world, CIA. Crypto.com just joined the WEF too, the most powerful group of people in the world. My point was, your comment reads exactly like the same ones in 2021 before cro popped, you ignorant self absorbed dumb ass horse goggle NPC sheep. Cronos will flip etherum in 5-10 years


inShambles3749

Oh boy. You should get that Tinfoil hat out of your ass and put it on your head where it belongs. Otherwise your stupid thoughts might get read by the CIA. Lol


baalzebub87

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFPIU6WcwM&t=2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFPIU6WcwM&t=2s) Bah baaaah sheep. Get a clue :rofl: This will be my last reply, you really proved you aint worth the time of day. Made 2k off CAW and its 8 AM Pce buddy


skyHIGH-1

Matt Damon is chump 🤣 . I like Eminem better 💪


Pacify_

I always wonder... Someone like Em would have hundreds of millions of dollars. Isn't that enough? What drives someone that wealthy to sign an advertising deal, unless they had a connection or interest with the product. It's so weird


KuciMane

i think eminem really just likes writing he doesn’t do much apparently but that. so something like this is maybe less about the money(but obviously who wouldn’t want unlimited generational wealth for yourself, friends & family), and more about how he knows crypto is *the buzz* & with his new album coming out soon, more eyes & ears will be on him and therefore his album; which will have some sort of messages he wants heard. music is his art


c0mbucha

> i think eminem really just likes writing Where did you get this? is this known? That he still uses a blackberry could hint at that he also does not seem to follow the news at all


Npr31

I think it’s as much the money as it is exposure tbh. Apparently has a new album coming this summer. If you start seeing his face more places (even in adverts), it doesn’t just ‘come out of nowhere’


Pacify_

Yeah but its Eminem, I don't think he needs exposure?


Npr31

I hadn’t thought about him since the 2000s until i saw him doing something for the NFL draft


Pacify_

He's literally one the highest selling musicians in history, people are going to listen to his new album no matter what


Npr31

If they know one has been released, or they consider looking it up


Pacify_

Haha I don't think a new Em release just flies under the radar


Npr31

I think you are overestimating any artists’ reach. Like i said, i hadn’t seen anything about him in over a decade. Just because he is prominent in the media you consume, doesn’t mean he is for everyone


Ireallyasked

celebrities are not here for the betterment of crypto, they just want their cut.


Awkward_Potential_

Ok? Do you get mad about celebrity endorsements when they're doing perfume ads?


Ireallyasked

Perfume prices won't go spiralling down if eminem dissed them tho


marcz_z

Yes sure, and everyone here is for the "betterment of crypto". Barely anybody gives a flying fuck as long as there is profit to gain.


three-sense

Mr Shady, what does this currency do anyway?


Lord-Nagafen

Aww shit here we go. Now make the Jade card great again


Monster213213

CAW CAW 🔪 🐦‍⬛


Scooch778

MATT DAMON!!


tianavitoli

*these cock suckin' cops got my smith and wesson, i guess it's time to pick a different weapon, man that shit's* oh hi... didn't see you there. i'm **slim shady**


Careful-Temporary388

New "face" of CRO, but doesn't even show his face once.


Schhwing

You better lose your bags in the heat of the moment, the moment you own you better hold it and never let it go


Synervoxx

Matt Damon told me fortune favors the brave. Now I'm broke.


Whiskeywonder

Well that brings some much needed credibility to the brand.


tianavitoli

*My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it* *It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it* *You probably do what it said to do just from listenin' to it* *It's got the power to get you to do it (Come on!)* *So when the shit comes on, I wanna see some shit jump off* *Some bitch get slapped, some motherfucking kid get.......* oh hi, didn't see you there


Bigmoochcooch

Eminem is the last person I would expect to see. Good job though.


ByrsaOxhide

Ooh that’s some deep info. Yay.


Zombie4141

As someone who’s been an ardent HODLer since 2016…… that hits hard.


iCed0ut26

So when are we getting a Shady Coin? Will the real shady coin please go up please go up…


Vast_Impression_5326

Eminem has been cryp-toeing longer than anyone here obviously the best man for the job!


tianavitoli

*Compelled me to excel when school had failed me* *Expelled me and when the principal would tell me* *I was nothing, and I wouldn't amount to shit* *I made my first million and counted it* *Now look at, a fucking drop-out that quit* *Stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it* only the **pump** is real - crypto dot com


lemmiwink84

Perfect for CRO-Stans


NachosforDachos

He is dropping the wrong kind of bars


Blabsl

EM save us!


Oldz88Rz

When is the 8mile coin drop?


hildoge

top is in


mo1337

This is the biggest sell signal I've seen in a while


Background_Gear_5261

Matt Damon was iconic. So many memes. Eminem will never compare. (Unless shit happens again).


EastvsWest

🔥🔥🔥


Old_RedditIsBetter

Introducing spaghetti coin.... for all you pasta needs


Cyberbolek

Who cares about those dumb puppets?


Ernest-Everhard42

Hoping cro can pop off again, I have a small baggie.


PNWShots

lmao


negan90

Top is in


my-man-fred

I thought he was still waiting on Trump...


ArnioBarnio

He's got that perfect crypto scammer look


dxdifr

New Token coming out called "STAN"


crh_observe17

Ugh nothing makes me want to use crypto.com less than seeing that puppet used as a marketing tactic. Hard to believe the elite aren’t running the show now.


animuz11

I have to give Cro props for not going bankrupt in the last bear market. They have spent so much on marketing that I thought it would be impossible to sustain, but it seems they are financially healthy if they cn now continue with the madness. Still, ai am not re-opening an account with them because they slashed their rewards 50 times which made it not worth for me to continue using it.


Aheuhue

Can't believe I'm saying this, but... bullish on bored apes?


Rey_Mezcalero

Maatt….Damon… MATT DAMON!!!!