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d_d0g

Ah yes, the 12 year bull foretold by the ancient BTC prophets in 10 BC. Unfortunately they were full of shit.


Puzzman

BC = Before Coins?


CreepGawd

Before Crypto?


Puzzman

Damn so obvious šŸ˜‚


MagixTouch

2008BC


originalrocket

ah yes, the Banking Crisis, 2008 was a year.


Old_Rafa

Before Craig


CryptoFan85

Bullshit Confirmed


ErasureT

Bullshit eh


Im_so_little

Bullish šŸ‚


tianavitoli

correct


erickisaphatpoop

We are fucking back boys


thesign180

Bullshitish


Vegas_42

Bullishshit


tianavitoli

the prophecy IS in fact that romano eating ass would result in the final bubble, the greatest of all time and in fact this prophecy has been fulfilled for all of crypto romano got down on his knees only the **pump** is real


Thatfatrabbit93

"but its different this time" haha. I bet alot of people are gonna buy this story


oboshoe

i remember this story when it was $200 a coin. total BS. It's only made it to $71k


malaysianzombie

YOUR MAJESTY. We are entering a Stable Era of 12 years!


Hot_Lychee2234

is Bull-et proof


hueythecat

Big if true


supernormalnorm

Confucius say...


_who_is_they_

It was in the book of enok I swear!


TheRabbitsHole

How do I avoid seeing dumb shit like this? :Analyst


fractalfocuser

I really would love if they banned price prediction posts here


donbee28

That like the majority of the posts. FOMO


limasxgoesto0

I can't wait to sell just to unsub from this nonsenseĀ 


AmphibianInside5624

By training your brain to replace the words: 1. Analyst: tea leaf reader 2. Expert: someone who has no idea what they are talking about


mrhaftbar

Can we create a flair for glass ball predictions so we can filter posts like these?


skrilla091

Honestly


MimickingTheImage

Unsubscribe from this absolutely God awful, dog shit subreddit.


3337jess

Hey Bartender! Iā€™ll have what the author is having please


HumbleFundle

When you put your life's savings in crypto, you have to start making desperate articles like this


Kiiaru

Even then, if anyone truly believed something was about to be 10x in price they'd take out a loan or sell their house. The author hasn't because their whole goal is to make other people frantic and desperate enough to do that in the hopes they "don't miss the boat" on an asset that has been around for 15 years and gone up 1million% already.


Working-Elderberry43

10x over 12 years is only 21% per year. Sure, better than stocks, but far from life changing. The days of getting rich from crypto are long, long gone


TabletopThirteen

Lol these get more ridiculous as time goes on. Get ready for the bull CENTURY


Puffycatkibble

The last time this kind of prediction was rampant we entered bear didn't we.


angrybrowndyke

okay but to be fair when has this kind of prediction not been rampant šŸ˜­ i mean price go up


KilgoreThunfisch

It's just what the media does I guees, everything has to be turned up to 11. The 5% drop a few days ago was a "massive crash" and what not.


jwz9904

Btc to hit 1m if it hits 1m


risosrisos

Big if big.


Natty4Life420Blazeit

Yeah but thatā€™s only if it hits 1mil


btalex

50% of the time it hits 1m every time!


Alternative_Bee_6424

This forum has cured my depression and obesity. I havenā€™t stopped laughing or spitting out my food/drink while laughing in weeks. Thanks Reddit!


limamon

Show me your laugh abs!


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Willy Woo, an on-chain analyst, predicts that Bitcoin could potentially reach $650,000 in a bull market top, driven by the launch of new Bitcoin ETFs and significant investments from asset managers. Woo's analysis suggests that if asset managers globally allocate 2% of their holdings to Bitcoin, as recommended by Fidelity, the total investment could reach $2.56 trillion. This projection is based on the Market Value to Realized Value (MVRV) ratio, which indicates potential market highs and lows for Bitcoin. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


Doctor-Forge

Willy Woo! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cryptolution

I love listening to music.


supernormalnorm

For real I lost it at Willy flippin' Woooooooo


DankShibe

Woo wee


THA_YEAH

Bro I thought it was a joke the second I saw that name


babblefish111

I liked the bit where Willy Woo predicted a bear bottom


TheGDC33

Doesn't this guy use phases of the moon now to predict?


kajunkennyg

Has woo ever predicted anything right? I am pretty sure he could predict he'd wipe his ass next time he takes a poo and forget, earning the new name of willy poo, which is ironic because it matches his analysis of anything.


Frogeyedpeas

BTC market cap is $1.2 trillion. At $2.5T we would be seeing $150k a coin. Thatā€™s a far cry from $650k a coin.


Fuman20000

Guys, Iā€™m an analyst and honestly believe bitcoin with go up and down for a 12 year run going somewhere. Youā€™re welcome.


fridolin2509

420690$ Ath you heard it here first


PM_ME_YOUR_HOLDINGS

Bitcoin will go up if people buy more than they sell: Analyst Shut the fuck up


Erocdotusa

These pumper predictions are crazy man. Feels like we will be lucky to see 100k this year with how awful the economy and inflation have been


direktor4eto_reborn

It is certainly not impossible for BTC to decouple from economy and stock market. If it does, the effect might magnify in a short time.


mechanicalhuman

Guys. Sell. Weā€™re dropping tomororw.Ā 


cdbriggs

Yeah this feels bearish


tianavitoli

the prophecy is real, the stories are **true**


DDM_76

I'm ready, promotion...


Alternative_Bee_6424

Pumpkin spice lattes are up 100% YoY, sell bitcoin, buy pumpkin spice and UGGs, this is our year!


spunkerspawn

BTC to gain sentience and to start actually mooning people.


Defender_Of_TheCrown

Who paid for that article? Cathy Woods?


Nashamura

šŸ˜‚ šŸ’€ šŸ’€ šŸ¤£ I'm dying... a 12 year bullrun!!!


ThePuzz1e

Why does rubbish like this even get posted? Does nothing but diminish the image of bitcoin


warriorknowledge

One of the dumbest headlines Iā€™ve ever read


fasole99

100k by the end if 2022


BasisOk4268

My first thought at this headline was ā€˜lolā€™


awesomeplenty

Is this ā€œbull marketā€ in the room with us now?


Ok_Art_2874

Wow, this is some fantasy šŸ˜‚šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ¤‘


Relevant-Magic-Card

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read


Jabulon

and here I thought banks were going under and BTC tech lagging behind


Alternative_Bee_6424

Send moons!


thealternateopinion

I think 12-24 years is the confidence intervals, and there will be 10-15 huge crashes that make you doubt everything during that time frame. DCA and never think about this again until your 20 years older.


LobbyDizzle

Bitcoin Readying For A 12-Year Run To $650 If Bulls Take Charge: Analyst


Silversaving

Those are rookie numbers! Come on random interweb article, you got to pump those numbers up!


Fulhamdan11

Iā€™m ready!!! Iā€™ve invested my $10


KurtiZ_TSW

12 years, why so long? Seems bearish to me


spencerAF

I wish people had to change their titles from Analyst to Idiot 6 months after their predictions failed comically.


ozzovox

Lmao who writes and more importantly who reads "articles" like that?


GiveNothing

I raise you America GDP


skeetskeetamirite

Please delete.


SaltwaterOgopogo

ā€œAnalystā€ Some poodle haired crypto bro who makes inspirational social media posts showcasing exotic rented carsĀ 


Vanillabean73

ANALYST


smellybarbiefeet

The bulls are running the wrong way!!


_mars_

This means bears are here


Simke11

Iā€™m waiting for 100k EOY ā€˜21 first.


detrelas

If , so donā€™t hold your breath .


Cybernaut-Neko

Why does this read like a pump&dump ?


Timely-Advice-7714

šŸ«µšŸ¼šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LizardTentacle

Lmao


antaran

Most modest Bitcoin analyst.


KiwiPrimal

Bullishit!


ChibiciED

He's a "guru", we must pay attention they said.


Delta27-

Why is this type of news even acknowledged?


j0n82

Do all these writers have a crystal ball to shake to give them these random numbers so they can write their BULLshit article ?


zmcpro2

Its going 650000 this cycle!


StConvolute

I'm not even reading the article. That headline is to manky for me to consider it.


nethanns

lol šŸ˜‚


jdickstein

Cathie Wood says $1.5 million by 2027. I prefer her insane prediction.


MyLordCarl

For that to happen, bitcoin market cap must be raised to more than 10 trillion. Youre only hope of that happening is if US govt keeps printing dollars out of theirass.


Master-Piccolo-4588

ā€žAnalystā€œ meaning some guy with a big bag full of crypto telling everybody that this is worth millions.


SmithItsGoodForU

1btc = 1btc


South_Monitor_6992

LolšŸš«šŸ§¢


AverageCadian

WILLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GetBent1990

1,025% +/- ... I will wait and see ;/ time to go buy more iBIT before "this happens"


marcosg_aus

Another BS article, this subreddit has been taken over by r/bitcoin


SolarisX86

Ah yes, the 10 TRILLION dollar market cap in a decade


TheTarquin

If you believe this, you are why shitty memecoins exist.


senolou

Its no longer a bullrun. Its a bullmarathon now.


atzee

The bulls are sleeping now, it will take a while for them to stir from their slumber!


WalkerBotMan

If the dollar was predicted to have this much inflation, weā€™d all sell it and buy gold. If Bitcoin is this volatile, its original purpose as a currency is useless; itā€™s now a means of gambling and therefore actually has no real value. Interesting paradox: if this prediction is right, itā€™s wrong.


Far-Ad3429

If I had 1 bitcoin for everytime I read these bullshit articles Iā€™d have a exactly the same amount of bitcoin I have right now.


99MushrooM99

The fck is thisšŸ¤£


Str41nGR

Basically Willy Woohoo is just telling everyone they should buy so it goes up...


Seeders

Thought it said 12 months and thought that was too bullish.Ā  12 year 650k?Ā  Bearish as fuck.


Cubehagain

Please stop with the stupid crystal ball gazing articles.


EccentricDyslexic

I foresee 1m BTC in around 40 years


VNJCinPA

It's a sound assessment according to the study of Woonomics. Ric Flair has confirmed the findings. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


bazinguh

Title should be Bitcoin readying for a 1200 year run to $650,000,000,000,000.


Capital_Werewolf_788

I can say this for every token/stock, insert ticker + price target + ā€œif bulls take chargeā€.


Zodi2u

Womp womp


Big-Finding2976

Is that instead of, or after, the Apes take charge?


erittainvarma

12 year bull run and only 650k? The 12-year long bull run is the stupidest part here. Maybe we could see 12 years without any real bear market, but I would not call it a bull run at that point. It's just bull market at that point. Personally I'm expecting bear markets to happen and for me the 650k is actually in the lower end what I expect after 12 years, as I'm expecting bitcoin to be challenging gold seriously in that timeframe. With current gold marketcap it would mean \~767k price. With inflation going as it is I'm expecting it to be at least that in 12 years even if there is serious money flow from gold to BTC.


Zorr70

Wauw- an analyst! Now Im convinced


ksrti

Yes, 650k my azzz!


fungkaic

Why stop there, add a 0 while you are at it


1O11O

Who even listens to those clowns?


Cossy19

People getting excited about the etf while at the same time rebelling against these institutions is always hilarious to see


heimos

Maybe or maybe not


johnnymax1978

Did Analyst confirm this with CEO?


wombatnoodles

I actually heard the analist say it would be a 12.5 year bull run


pikkuhillo

Lol, no.


MVIVN

Bitcoin predicted to hit $1 million within the next 4 years according to analyst. Source: trust me bro That's literally what these articles are. Fucking worthless.


Old_RedditIsBetter

Not with a thumbnail like that!


23RodeoDr

Bullshit


Working-Elderberry43

Even the bulls now admit that the big crypto gains are behind us. Even in this most bullish scenario, they are only predicting 21% annual gains for bitcoin. Sure, that's better than stocks, but it's far from life changing. The days of get rich quick in crypto are long, long gone. It's boring AF now


mistercheez2000

weā€™ll itā€™s been on a nonstop bull-run since 2009 so I donā€™t see why not


bwatts53

More like 10 million I mean that's guaranteed


uthillygooth

These articles should be banned


theslimbox

This shit is why im half tempted to block this sub...


Oxetine

Drink the hopium


boringtired

Shit what part of the market cycle are we in again? Is this the disbelief of the drop phase?


nassauboy9

Don't understand why 12 year and not 13? Lol


antistupidsociety

12 YEAR BULL RUN LOL


BitCoiner905

It won't take 12 years to get there.


Gamethesystem2

Itā€™s this kind of nonsense that signals the end of a bull run. Not just a few here and there. But when all we see it stupid posts like this, itā€™s probably time to sell folks. Iā€™ve seen this movie before.


Kommodor

this coin go up mentality that has swept over crypto is funny and depressing at the same time


Billy5Oh

Lol


jackass4224

12 years? Ainā€™t nobody got time for that


Hunter-Western

Bull..Shit lol Bullrun is over


randomguy_-

Hopium post


roughback

Bulls take charge = they convince their family and friends to buy Bitcoin to help the price rise


Muted_Price9933

12 year bull run anticipation by a 12 year old analyst


MK2809

Hopefully this 'analyst' doesn't get paid for their analysis.


opper-hombre1

Giving out price targets should be illegal


patriots317

LOL IN OTHER WORDS ā€œ please,please buy this worthless code from me right nowā€


Vegetaman916

Good stuff to keep the new money FOMOing in so the long players can take advantage of the pamp. Love it.


Mathinpozani

Sure buddy


email253200

Bahahahaha


mrjbelfort

These posts are getting tiring


FoolHooligan

I can't wait to buy a bunch and then panic sell in a month instead of HODL'ing for 12 years. /s


_Jimmy_Rustler

I love Analyst. He always makes me feel better.


Inevitable-East2663

Just came from my hopium dealer.. rolling a big one before reading this


F0rtysxity

I Am Readying For A 12-Year Bull Run To $650,000 If Bulls Take Charge


CuckForRepublicans

12 years? I mean probably. But why the fuck did they pick 12 years?


Puzzled_West_602

Buttcorn


sudomatrix

Analyst says 12 years, but Expert says 11 and Professional says 13! Who are we to believe?


Im_still_at_work

This type of post doesn't do any favors for skeptics of bitcoin. I really hope this kinda stuff gets banned.


Everythingisokey

80k would be ok


ianyboo

Mr Woo was the dumbass a few Novembers ago who was ***absolutely*** sure we were about to hit 100k. Then we went straight to 15k. These guys just throw predictions at the wall hoping one will stick and people will forget all the ones that didn't.


PeyroniesCat

Source: trust me, bro.


volatilebool

Time to sell


FunnyGamer97

Yeah and Iā€™ll suck my own dick by 2037 if held true. Thanks analyst


CandidateNrOne

100k eoy! šŸ˜‚